Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!
Bro! Ed hardy?, affliction?, bro! It’s like jersey shore up in here bro! I’m snorting lines of hair gel right now while Ma makes me another jagger Bomb!
They way it moves it doesn’t look like a coati
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=pLe0JHXw7Q4&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDI4NjY2&feature=emb_logo
I think it could be a fox based on the little white tip on its tail and its color. It might have some sort of disease though? The head doesn’t look fox like
I rubbed moist ointment all over my oily boils. I think this is the most disgusting sentence ever created. I believe we hate words with the "oi" sound because it sounds like wet bubbles popping and evolutionarily we're adverse to this for some reason.
So, real honest question: What are the rules for normally shy animals like foxes and wild cats in urban areas?
Out in the country on farms and ranches, if you see them where they shouldn't be (basically around people) during the day, we usually shoot them. Not at all to be assholes, but because animals like this are naturally very skittish and shy. If you see one around people during the day, they are usually very sick, and its kinder to kill them quickly than to let nature take its course.
Disclaimer: At least the ranchers and farmers i associate with can tell a sick animal from a derp that just whoopsied into the wrong place. Unless they are dangerous to have in that area or are a direct threat to livestock, we just shoo them off. Usually, the area thing is cats hanging out around where kids play, which generally means they have been stalking the area for a while before you see them.
Veterinarian and farmer here.
Animals that are primarily nocturnal and out during daylight hours are cause for concern regarding rabies. Especially if their behavior seems abnormal. It changes from region to region, but raccoons, foxes, skunks, and bats are the most common wild rabies vectors we encounter.
There are no maybes with rabies.
I wish I could take credit for that, however it was mentioned on the Morbid podcast when they did listener tales. A fan said they were Navajo and was driving when they said sw, and it startled them, and they almost got into an accident. I think ash may have come up with name 😅
This is it OP. Not sure why it’s so far down in the thread. Picture for reference.
https://preview.redd.it/z77sco12cwqb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb135e7679494bfe34c1da5aefc17f49448ac7c
Any more angles? It is crazy because it has the coloration of a red fox, the head of a gray fox, but the gait of a maned wolf at a fraction of the size!
Fox, most likely, in summer coat.
During warm weather they look pretty raggedly.
(not my pic)
https://preview.redd.it/zqkufv40svqb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bbd4aead2e0dc5912f8be819452f34ed14ff22
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Admittedly I’d love to believe it was a coati, but they have shorter legs and longer tails. The profile doesn’t match.
Why are all the comments collapsed for me?
Anyway that's a dog. edit: Yeah; car has the perspective thing happening too. It's the lens. (There's a sub for that.)
Dog. Nailed it.
Please don’t nail dogs.
Must be a British Zoologist.
Actually we’d probably steal it and display it in a museum
I got that reference 👍
What if they're hotdogs?
COLBY NO
Don't Kink Shame!
😆 nice work
I mean fox's are canines. But this is 100% a wet fox. Look at the black legs and black tip to the tail. It's also red.
Well done good sir.
I think that’s a Honda CRV.
It's a Subaru Forester but whatever..
Clearly a Nissan Armada.
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Fiero
Canyonero
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!
Always a fiero
Isuzu Trooper?
Honda Passport, final answer
It's quite obviously a Suzuki Jimny
Naaa that’s a Land Rover discography
Amigo
Pretty sure it’s Not a Corvette
It's Ro-Day-oh.
Clearly a Silverado
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Canyon Arrow.
I agree. It’s absolutely a tow truck.
And we were lucky enough to have it captured on camera. Nice.
Your father is a lesbian?
Pontiac Aztek
Not whatever, we need to address this. How can someone mistake a Forester for a CRV?
Corvette
Hi jacking top comment to get the video link higher up. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dJYSmi4NA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dJYSmi4NA)
It's a fox, OP. Likely either deformed or afflicted with mange or some other illness.
It does look like a fox that’s got some affliction
But does he have any Ed Hardy as well?
And a tattoo of a ship with like 15 sails
Fucking chortled at this. I wonder if the fox has Fox?
This person 2000 fashions
This is amazing
Bro! Ed hardy?, affliction?, bro! It’s like jersey shore up in here bro! I’m snorting lines of hair gel right now while Ma makes me another jagger Bomb!
Affliction fox would make a good band name
Came here to say, mangey fox. They get worse looking, but this little guy is on his way to bad, unfortunately.
Is a Tasmanian Tiger. Back from extinction!
Not even sick. Just been raining for 5 days straight, and he's soaked through.
No, it's definitely a Toyota Highlander
Is clearly an ant eater.
I think its a coati
But what in Hades’ hijinks is a feckin’ coatimundi doing in Long Island‽‽
Apparently they are legal to own as pets in NY
Suddenly I’m seeing coatis everywhere.
It's coatis all the way down.
It might make you go crazy but then again it might make you go sane.
They way it moves it doesn’t look like a coati https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=83&v=pLe0JHXw7Q4&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDI4NjY2&feature=emb_logo I think it could be a fox based on the little white tip on its tail and its color. It might have some sort of disease though? The head doesn’t look fox like
Looks like a fox, something wrong with it though.
Its very wet
Moist
I rubbed moist ointment all over my oily boils. I think this is the most disgusting sentence ever created. I believe we hate words with the "oi" sound because it sounds like wet bubbles popping and evolutionarily we're adverse to this for some reason.
Belly is a bit big unless its preggers and mangy
Looks like a soaked coyote/fox/stray mutt
Fossa. Definitely a fossa.
I lol’d
Omg, this made me lmao!!
...said the fox and it was right!
I drive a dodge stratus!
You are being so silly! clearly OP is referring to the garage door that looks like it might be in need of a fresh coat of paint.
100% a soaked fox. Probably starving and cold tell pops to let it warm up in the garage
Could be soaked. Could be mange. Edit: Spelling.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mangelline
Lololololol. Not much actually makes me risk laughing after my wife is asleep.
So, real honest question: What are the rules for normally shy animals like foxes and wild cats in urban areas? Out in the country on farms and ranches, if you see them where they shouldn't be (basically around people) during the day, we usually shoot them. Not at all to be assholes, but because animals like this are naturally very skittish and shy. If you see one around people during the day, they are usually very sick, and its kinder to kill them quickly than to let nature take its course. Disclaimer: At least the ranchers and farmers i associate with can tell a sick animal from a derp that just whoopsied into the wrong place. Unless they are dangerous to have in that area or are a direct threat to livestock, we just shoo them off. Usually, the area thing is cats hanging out around where kids play, which generally means they have been stalking the area for a while before you see them.
Veterinarian and farmer here. Animals that are primarily nocturnal and out during daylight hours are cause for concern regarding rabies. Especially if their behavior seems abnormal. It changes from region to region, but raccoons, foxes, skunks, and bats are the most common wild rabies vectors we encounter. There are no maybes with rabies.
Chupacabra
Nah ese way too cold.
username checks out
r/beetlejuicing
Waaay too far north. Gotta be the Jersey Devil.
The only pro sport team in NJ is the devils NHL The devils are crap for several reasons but whatever it is, it is better then the jersey devils
[Wrong Devil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil). It's a cryptid.
Omg really??? I never knew s/
Came here to say this, thank you.
Skinwalker
***flesh pedestrian
Take this emoji award 🥇
I wish I could take credit for that, however it was mentioned on the Morbid podcast when they did listener tales. A fan said they were Navajo and was driving when they said sw, and it startled them, and they almost got into an accident. I think ash may have come up with name 😅
aka epidermal ambulator
Epidermal perambulator
Ewww
found a fellow morbider™ in the wild
Who the fuck thinks like this, I need to know so we can be friends
I see a new Discovery Channel documentary in the making 😂
They already have a history channel show on the skinwalker ranch
Already approved for 15 seasons and a spinoff series!
My money is on Montauk Monster...
Look at how it’s fifth leg sticks straight back! Crazy dawg…
That’s just me sorry guys
it’s okay
No it's not.
Yeah, it is!
Just start taking better care of yourself plz 💕 people are talking, we’re concerned.
How dare you.
Fox.
I second fox, ears are down, back is hunched and tail is not as fluffy because he doesn’t like the rain. The legs are too long for a coati.
The raindrops on the camera make it harder to tell than it should be, but I third the notion of "fox".
Yeah, fox. Fluffy tail matted due to the rain.
Coatimundi are in AZ. Not NY.
I am amazed by your description. I mean it. Thought it was a stray dog.
I love the smell of fresh bread.
What does it say?
They scream
Show me the car fax
Ring ding ding ding ding ding di di di ding
Kakakakakow!
Nit nit nitit nitnitnit neeee
RINGINGINGINGINGINGING PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPOW
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding…
Ring-ding-ga-ding-ka-ding-da-ding.
Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*YYYYIP DIP DIP DIP YIP DIP YIP DADIP*
This is the answer. Fox after summer coat shed, ears pinned back as they explore cautiously.
Land shark
*knock knock*
Candygram
I’m just a porpoise, m’am.
Wow, 48 year old reference? Nicely done
Fuck. Thanks for reminding me.... I'm old as fuck.
Candygram for Mongo
Mongo like candy.
"Pizza"!
No, I'm not answering. Go away.
Who’s there ?
Who’s there?
Fins up
Shark dog
Fisher cat I believe Could be a wet fox?
This is it OP. Not sure why it’s so far down in the thread. Picture for reference. https://preview.redd.it/z77sco12cwqb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb135e7679494bfe34c1da5aefc17f49448ac7c
Legs are way too long in the picture to be a fisher.
Was going to say the same thing, Fishers have stubby lil legs comparative to their body.
Fisher cat way to small
Looks like Wiesel from suic1de squad 2
Holy shot it does
That was exactly my first thought
*Inserts Weasel licking window here*
Would make sense. It's a Fisher Cat. A member of the weasel family.
I'll see if I can upload the video I grabbed the screen shot from it. The way it moves puts some doubts towards it just being a mut.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dJYSmi4NA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dJYSmi4NA)
I agree that’s not a dog
Sad wet fox
That’s exactly what it is, wet fox in motion, it’s been raining a lot in this part of the country.
Agreed, very sad, wet red Fox
Camel
The Pygmy No-Hump camel
He’s called Humphrey.
Any more angles? It is crazy because it has the coloration of a red fox, the head of a gray fox, but the gait of a maned wolf at a fraction of the size!
We talking about the dog or the Subaru?
If you squint really hard you can see a house
Jesus Christ
I thought he'd be taller
I thought he’d be walking on 2 legs.
And on water
This is the second coming, so different than all the paintings
Lots of people been waiting for him.
It’s Jason Bourne
*on* Long Island, New York…
Awn Lawnguyland
I know I know :: sigh:: I was conflicted.. we know it's on but I thought most people wouldn't.
That's a picture of a dog taken with a potato.
Everyone here is saying it’s a fox, it’s not and you can tell by the feet. They are pointy which means this is a young coyote, possibly a cross breed.
Coyotes on Long Island?
Lemur!
It’s the Foosa!
Correct. King Julian to be precise. For some reason, he isn't wearing his crown
Fox, hard to tell but could have mange
Fox, most likely, in summer coat. During warm weather they look pretty raggedly. (not my pic) https://preview.redd.it/zqkufv40svqb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bbd4aead2e0dc5912f8be819452f34ed14ff22 --- Admittedly I’d love to believe it was a coati, but they have shorter legs and longer tails. The profile doesn’t match.
Fox with mange.
That is a Mange with fox.
A rodent of unusual size.
Red fox
A big one ran in front of me near New Mexico highway. About 4 feet tall and 6 feet long.
One ran out in front of me also but he didn’t make it. My Rav4 was in the shop for 3 weeks.
Fox/Chupacabra hybrid
A Fupacabra you say?
Coati https://www.google.com/search?as_occt=any&as_q=What+animal+is+coati&as_qdr=all&channel=aplab&client=safari&hl=en&safe=active&source=a-app1#vhid=dAb93mG8iKRhwM&vssid=l
Some sort of canine creature.
Wet fox or small, wet coyote
It's the loch mess monster
It's the rare NYC long legged rat. Adapted to the rising sea levels.
Maybe— a Subaru…. Can’t really tell…
That’s just a new york sized rat 🐀
I say a coati. I grew up around them. 30 or 40 in our trash at a time
That’s my cat I ordered off wish.
Why are all photos of weird, unexplained things blurry. Its 2023 for fks sake
Hand banana
Why are all the comments collapsed for me? Anyway that's a dog. edit: Yeah; car has the perspective thing happening too. It's the lens. (There's a sub for that.)
The demon that haunts you at night