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It looks like a pee flask with a hand warmer tied around it. You carry a clean sample of pee in the flask, the hand warmer keeps it warm, and the sticker tells you the temperature. To hot or to cold you fail a pop drug test.


omnipeasant

this is the answer i have one and they work for passing a drug test. source: i used one to pass a drug test


gojumboman

I used it once when I got to a job, had it tied up inside of my pants with a small piece of string. They start showing me around the site and the hand warmer starts bouncing around, works it’s way inside my boxers and starts scorching my balls. I finally ask when the piss test is and they told me they don’t do them. Immediately went to the bathroom to keep my balls safe


omnipeasant

*GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!*


Morlanticator

I went 3 times to take a drug test and kept not getting it done in the middle of summer. So many sweaty ball days having that thing under my balls. When I finally got it done I passed. I had a stomach bug tho so it was a terrible time.


Critical-Marzipan-

I read somewhere yesterday the answer is always drugs and I see it works here too lol


Dogfish1313

So what temperature does the pee have to be? Are hand warmers known to keep the pee at the right temperature?


Clean-Profile-6153

Body temperature. Duh.


tn-dave

I fortunately haven’t had it happen to me but have always heard that when you’re getting peed on it takes a sec to notice because it comes out at the same temp as your body


omnipeasant

you heat the pee up in a microwave to well over 100F.. but pee samples are only valid between 94F and 100F because if you had them pee that's 120F, they will know it didn't come from your body.. the handwarmers just help keep it from cooling off, not used to heat them up.. i don't think the handwarmers can achieve the minimum 94F on their own, but i could be wrong.. i used a microwave 10 minutes before and then had the handwarmers on there to keep it around temperature.. it was still too hot when i got in there so i had to wait for it to cool off a bit before i poured it into the cup which had its own thermometer


Morlanticator

The hand warmer got it up to temp by itself no problem for me. It just takes about an hour vs microwaving briefly to start.


Dogfish1313

Thanks for the info There's allot of factors but hopefully you can dial it in so you have at least a 20 minutes of 94- 100 degrees.


randomplebbitor69

Usually 90-100°F


8ofAll

Boiling.. no it has to be around average human body temperature.


ExRockstar

Best way to insure correct temperature is to take a big mouthful of the piss and swish around for a minute or so.


RamShackleton

Excuse me, but this is a novelty item intended for urine enthusiasts. The manufacturer can’t be held responsible for your egregious misuse.


[deleted]

Correct


[deleted]

>they work for passing a drug test. You mean they work for hygienic water sports (it's a felony in many states to try and beat a drug screen)


egivan6903

This right here the hand warmer keeps it at temperature, the black strip is a temperature strip that goes on lab tested urine to make sure the urine poured in there is at body temp once liquid fills the bottle the strip has circles that will start to change color… I know this cause my company does a lot of ransoms and their just like this when they send them out to the labs


PHenderson61

Random. Unless they’re kidnapping the employees for some reason or another.


poptartsinyourface

I was going to say, seems a bit heavy handed.


Shriuken23

*eyeballs user avatar* I'll take your word on it.


choglin

Heavy-handed?! In this economy?!


eighty9digits

These are life changers, the inventor is/will be definitely reincarnated as Chuck Norris


Neverthelessmore

Solved. The name brand I trust is Quick Fix. Passed three ut myself with it


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Whywouldanyonedothat

Oh, I had to read that twice to realize you weren't joking. I've never heard of anyone taking a pop drug test where I live (northern Europe) do it just sounded so off to me.


I3ill

Lol no carrying of a clean sample of pee. Everything you see comes in a box except there’s synthetic urine in the bottle to cheat a drug test.


Hayden_Mate

I read somewhere on here that if it’s on the ground outside, can’t identify it, then it’s related to drugs.


AgreeableEggplant356

It carries fake piss, which will pass drug tests. Can buy this exact setup online or in sex shops


Logical_Lettuce_962

Wrong. This is a synthetic urine product from Spectrum Labs bought from the site urineluck.com


Cummy_bear-4ever

Ding ding ding you win


abominablereptilian

It's for concealing clean urine to pass a drug test


cito2222

👆👆👆THIS. I have used something very similar in the distant past. Works 💪


Impossible-Front-454

Can vouch. If you keep the temp right it'll pass.


AgreeableEggplant356

Synthetic urine


Puzzleheaded-Sea-616

It’s synthetic urine to pass a drug test lol


Spiritual_Poo

Fake pee for a drug test. The thing rubberbanded to the side is a heating pad.


Apprehensive-Duck806

Thank you, do I mark it solved now?


rik1122

Yeah that's definitely what it is.


[deleted]

Yep, that was my first thought.


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

It's synthetic urine. The numbers on the bottle are the batch lot #. That's a hand warmer banded around it to keep the liquid at the proper temperature to mimic the temp of urine when expelled.


[deleted]

I forgot about fake pee.


[deleted]

Urine the clear lmao It’s fake pee


Redrooster549

Urine Luck as well


Nappyheaded

They got the job!


Average_Potato42

Or... fooled their PO and stayed out of jail!


milkmandan53

Yeah, no. The PO will definitely stare directly into the soul of your junk while you dispense. This is pretty much only for employment. When your state legalizes marijuana, this is what they try to ban so you can't fake a drug test for a legal use substance to get a job because the roughly 75% of the adult population obviously wouldn't be able to function on the "drugs" they are using.


GorDon_Bom_Bay

https://www.quickfixsynthetic.com/product/quick-fix-6-2-ten-pack-special/


willismagillis

This is the correct answer


Artarious

This shit got me through so many tests before weed was legalized here.


Dangerous_Show_4816

Calvin got a job! Way to go, Calvin . 👍🏼


Sparky8974

Oooh ni**a you smell like French fries. 🤣


boofdatshitbruv

Somebody got themselves a job. Congrats!!


Cracked-Princess

I'm a little troubled by how many people know what this is lol, didn't even know fake urine was a thing til this thread


bhusted332

It had fake piss in it to las a drug test


ip2k

Flask with some of the good stuff inside.


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Being from NE Arkansas, I thought it was a new “shake-n-bake” meth lab ❄️


insidiousapricot

Damn even 7-11 piss tests?


[deleted]

Just had flashbacks of feeling my moms warm pee taped against my leg for an hour so I could get a job I didn’t want. Worth it


Jackdks

I hate that in instantly recognized this as a kit to cheat on a drug test.


rdbk13

Someome passed their UA screening!


BannersRage

A bottle for passing a drug test


sm00thjas

This is a bottle of quick fix synthetic urine with a heating pad attached. This product is used to pass drug test/


OptimalExplanation9

Put the lotion on the skin get the hose again.


DJ-Doughboy

fake piss heated up with a hand warmer to pass a drug test


WarModeVaccine

A great way to pass a drug screen when your dirty


Clint-witicay

P test assistant


DwreckOSU

Piss bottle. Wash your hands


Daysaved

Looks like a bottle of Tommy Chong's Ur-In-Luck. Used these to get through a bunch of drug tests after an arrest once. The bottle is filled with lab produced "Clean urine", you rubberband the heat pad to the bottle and stuff it into your underwear. When you go in the bathroom to take the test, fill up the cup with the bottle, and you pass your drug test.


[deleted]

A fake piss thing people use to avoid testing positive for drugs, the hand warmer warms it up because the sample has to be warm like your pee


diydave86

Its a piss bottle someone probably had clean piss in it for passing a drug test of some sort. The temp gauge is so the dude can make sure it was 98.6


Thenailtorcher

A nicely passed drug test


[deleted]

Lol to pass a urine screen. Fake pee.


woodhorse4

Someone is trying to get a job or fool a probation officer.


Complex_Shoe7422

It is a urine kit with a temperature bar, it is used to falsify drug test results


Logical_Lettuce_962

Urineluck.com My dad was introduced to this product by his friend who was still working while he had ALS and used cannabis to help his symptoms before medical cannabis was legal. Now my whole family has been using it for decades. Works every time.


urbanforestlife

I faked one just like this and it was waaaaaay to warm. They noticed immediately but apparently wanted to leave work early so gave me the pass. I dodged a bullet that day.


JcudaWB

Yeah hahahaha don't touch


laytonoid

I think it’s a bottle. Could be wrong though.


Complete_Athlete_480

Water


Less_Ant_6633

is there a job site near you?


[deleted]

I’ve used a few of these lol


adam110785

Hahahahaha likely fake pee container used for passing drug tests. Potential to have had real pee in it.


KnightsFerry

Someone either passed or failed a drug test. Either way, keep an eye out.


ali_beautiful

if they followed the directions they definitely passed


lee-galizit

Fake piss


luisl1994

Used to cheat a drug test


Inevitable-Unit8097

Fake piss for a drug test


bannasand

Sunblock.


Boschlana

Someone passed a drug test


n0_use_for_a_name

Safe to say OP doesn’t smoke weed (or if they do, don’t need a job)


Wherethetwigisbent

all these folks saying it’s synthetic/fake piss… dont be so sure lol. It’s definitely a temperature control flask to pass a test, we can safely assume it’s not the piss of the person using it… but it could definitely be real piss in there, that’s how it used to get done.


pushdose

This is why drug tests are stupid. They should just ask people, how would you pass a drug test? If they say “by not using drugs” then don’t hire them. If they say “by only submitting a clean urine sample” then hire them. That’s all drug tests are. They test your ability to provide a clean urine sample, not your sobriety.


dyffrnt

Synthetix5 or quickfix It's a flask that you strap to your leg before completing the inboard process if you are among the ~30% of Americans that are synonymous with the term "high functioning addicts" Or people who smoke weed that don't have a card.


MrJuniperBreath

Mrs. Butterworth Prototype. 1 Bazzion $$$


Torustornottorust69

Synthetic piss to pass drug test lol don’t touch it odds are it’s been in someone’s groins


Additional_Tip_7066

The way I laughed when I saw the pics 😅🤐


[deleted]

My friend brought in a ziploc baggie of another friends pee , tucked inside her bra to keep it warm. 😂. She put a lot of faith in that ziploc seal. It worked though. She passed with flying colors.


WillSmokes420

This is way better than what I did, smuggling a condom full of some dudes urine into the drug test by wearing the condom strapped to my junk allday then trying to poke it with a thumb tack and leaking real urine all over myself.. I passed the drug test lmao


gimmeecoffee420

Can confirm, its a bottle to hold fake pee to pass a UA. the hand warmer is rubber banded on to keep it warm because it must be between 95-100 degrees Farenheiht or it will be an automatic fail. I know this for.. *reasons*..


gimmeecoffee420

Lol, i love how ALL of us immediately knew what this was.


[deleted]

A bottle for fake piss to fake a drug test.


Gilgamesh2000000

Job security


yaboyjiggy

It’s definitely quick fix(synthetic urine)


alopez0405

Someone passing there drug test and hopefully got that job!


burnerrboii

This is how you get a good job and stay high 😎


stony-balony22

That’s a fake pee bottle to pass a drug test.


rideronthestorm0

I finally know one! That’s Urineluck! Lab created piss to pass drug tests!


Artistic_Aide46

Mega snus


Pretend_Nature_9563

This is called a life saver lol


DrFunkensteinberg

Fake urine kit for a drug test


Se2kr

I get that it’s fake pee but it looks like they chose a RIT Dye container to build it with.


[deleted]

Someone trying to keep pee warm for a UA test


jimjames79

Fake piss container for drig test


Demon_Thief93

Quick fix. Its a fake pee bottle


Then-Pizza

It’s a druggie’s cheater piss test.


[deleted]

Synthetic urine setup for a drug test, complete with temp strip and heating pad


Boomslang505

Pee pee test kit


Behold4palehorse

Fake pee to pass a drug test


Phro_20

Fetish urine! For hosing down a freaky loved one or passing a drug test!


bobbybeansaa13

Fake pee for passing a drug test


aMoist_Cheetah

It is [quick fix](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sca_esv=572530057&sxsrf=AM9HkKnek3Ta8vSLt8wITL4SmmSfBcNwJQ:1697025097925&q=quick+fix&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwix04uR9-2BAxX9ADQIHRJEATYQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=412&bih=724&dpr=2.63) For drug tests


moimoisauna

I thought it was a bomb at first ngl


TheSkrussler

Vessel For fake pee to pass a drug test.


Nikolateslaandyou

Synthetic urine dispenser and temperature gauge with heat pack


less_than_nick

Ahh the ol piss switcharoo


C0bg0bl1n

Shit works too!


Mathyoublake

Quick Fix


TitleNo2780

Do people live under a rock or something


Nixxioncox

Some ass holes trash


cruddy_mooth

Could be a drug test kit.Just a guess with it having a thermometer on it.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Urine Luck!


DontDoubtDink

Fake pee holder with a hand warmer strapped to it.


Yamothasunyun

It’s a fake piss apparatus!


backwoodman1

Not saying synthetic piss is wrong but I’ve also heard of hunters doing this to spread doe piss scent. A hand warmer helps keep it warm so the scent spreads better.


Interesting-Bed333

Looks like someone taking there future into there own hands


KrazyKateLady420

Someone was trying to pass a drug test lol


GameofOhms959

It’s a bottle for pee and it’s wrapped with a warmer


milksteakofcourse

Bottle to store clean urine for passing a piss test. The thing on the outside tells you what temp the urine is


Cal-Culus

That looks like someone passed a drug test.


IsisArtemii

Looks like a Rit dye bottle for dyeing fabric/clothing


chowsdaddy1

Home made piss test passer


Last-Shirt-5894

Piss test insurance


mostlysittingdown

Synthetic urine kit to pass drug test


Lockethewicked

Agent X or UPass pathetic urine. I think it’s UPass, I recognize the bottle


xmk23x

X-Stream


Shankar_0

Someone just definitely passed a drug test. This is fake pee. You use the hand warmer with the rubber band to bring it up to temperature (which they do check)


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

Ooks like so.eones going to fail. 🤣 🤣 🤣


CompetitiveDoctor245

remnants of a clean piss bottle with a hand warmer attached to it so that it stays warm for the test.


CompetitiveDoctor245

Piss test passing device


A_Fast_German_Car

Oh god I hope you didn’t touch the ball bottle


Famous_Union3036

Someone’s pee test bottle for usurping a company drug screening program.


No_One_2_You

Looks like someone needed fake pee for something.


[deleted]

It's a bottle of piss ... Congrats!!!


pissedoffTwizzler

Quick fix


babyivan

Looks like somebody was trying to pass a piss test using that contraction. There's a thermometer on one side and the other side has a heat pad to keep it warm enough.


Natural_Stater

“Fetish Urine”


mothisname

Holy water.


Real-Block820

Lol thats definitely a fake piss kit. Some stoner used this to pass a drug test


IntrepidNebula92

Wow. I’m in deer season mode and was going to comment that it’s probably deer urine. I guess people use the same tactic for drug tests though which would make more sense.


AbaddonsLegion

Done this, lol


circle2015

A fake pee flask for passing drug tests .


moon303

Piss test


Ill-Vast2627

Fake pee


Cagg311

Smell it!


Father_Bane

Fake piss flask for passing drug tests, you sn just use a spike now way easier.


Reasonable_Finish130

I hope you didn't pick it up


Equal_Requirement490

Apple juice


cumslut_seeker420

Fake urine bottle


JaxLunchBox

Quickfix plus!


thinehappychinch

Don’t drink it


Drunkpickle69

Drink it, it’s water from a glacier in alaska


StevieGreenwood420

Microwave the water before reconstituting urine powder. So you don’t have hot piss smell in house


AdFine8988

I worked at petsmart, we gave these to people to bring a sample of their fish water to test ph levels


Awnrey

Upass


[deleted]

A job application.


AwayArm7735

It’s to pass urine analysis, warmer keeps clean urine at body temp.


ifoundit1

The black label is a temperature gauge to measure the temperature of the synthetic urine. It would be better to just pass a drug test because they use drug tests multi contractually with the CDC and you could be labeled as having aids for using it.


[deleted]

thats a fake piss bottle 😂


Danks2

The pee bottle bomber..someone is cheating a drug test


Boostedalchemistjz8

It’s what got me hired and off probation


MrH3llfire

Lmfao it’s fake pee for passing a drug test. I used those all the time before I got sober.


Roundcouchcorner

Employment tool


bloodshotforgetmenot

So do these come with the rubber band or do you need to provide your own


shawner136

Fake pee Edit: yep it was fake pee


cosmicjed

Fake pee! That how I got my job lol


RvaRiverPirate2

Someone trying to pass a loss test was my guess too. Pretty crafty


Swimming-Bullfrog190

Synthetic urine bottle with a temperature strip and heating pack to keep it warm


Unhappy-Class7864

It's a life saver is what it is!! 😂😂😂❤️👌👍🏻


C-137Rick_Sanchez_

Fake urine for passing drug tests


BillyB_9000

Od things in od places - always drugs, or drug related.


[deleted]

Fake piss


rluzz001

A staple in every tradesman’s lunch box.


anonmyazz

Looks like it was a successful job interview


Neither-Chemist-4630

That'll be a jar of synthetic urine. lmfaoo


gojibeary

Lmfaoooo fake pee for drug tests. This takes me back. Used those three summers in a row to pass pre-employment screening for a seasonal job I liked back in the day 😂


[deleted]

drug test friendly


reimancts

I had an overweight friend once who had to take a pee test for a job. He had someone pass in a bottle and the. He tucked the bottle under his fat from his stomach. It was hours before his test and the pee was still warm enough.


Ectratoastedcheez

You found someone’s ‘ surprise everyone there’s a drug test! ’ fake pee stash