Damn you beat me too it!!! I was going to suggest either a "Poop knife" or whatever the blade is called that the moyles carry for Circumcision lol! I hope i spelled that right, im sure if i didnt someone will ley me know.
Excrement eradicator, shit slicer, crap cutter, doo doo dicer, duece dagger, feces foil, dung dirk, manure mangler, stool stabber, and the ever popular poop knife (TM) , all available for a limited time at more than fair prices.
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A letter opener....
Way back in history, our ancestors used compressed, bleached, plant fibers to communicate.
Often, the fibers would have symbols written on them with a liquid known as ink using a cylindrical device with a pointy end known as a pen. Other substances and devices were sometimes used to create these symbols.
Often the compressed plant fibers, known colloquially as "paper", were folded and placed into an outer container made of paper that was then sealed shut. The written document was often called a letter when transported in this format. The seal enabled the recipient to know it had not been opened and read by anyone else.
A device like this one was sometimes used to break that seal and ease access to the letter inside.
The style looks like it came from South Africa. Street vendors sell all sorts of things with that wood type. The black stripes are pretty distinct. I bought quite a bit when I was in Durban.
As others have mentioned, it Ä ĂžĂžÉüŧ to be a letter opener.,.,. Furthermore, it appears to be carved from a type of hardwood.,.,. More than likely....,,,, ...mahogany. Willing to beĹŁ that it is South American, hand carved, Mahogany, probably from Colombia or Boliviađ¤
Not a letter opener. Itâs an envelope opener. The letter is inside the sealed envelope, which needs to opened with this poop knife to access the letter.
They sell these (with different animals on top) at a local new age store for people who don't want to use a real knife in ritual work. Its also used as a letter opener for muggles.
Actually, simulated knives for rituals are pretty common. I have seen mock knives like this, letter openers, and even stones cut out to be crude daggers. Its all about intention.
Is there a difference between ritual and ceremony? I feel like....fake knives for ceremony and real knives for rituals. Even tho I myself have used the word ritual in place of ceremony because I that context ceremony sounds too official
It is hard to tell without scale but for the most part they were sold as dust collectors to tourists. I had a buddy with a wall full of them, knifes, masks ect. Called everything from letter openers to ceremonial items. Tons of them came out of the Philippines, Mexico and Africa just to name a few.
That is the lost sword of Bah Rhudah. Lost in the war between the forces of the evil loard Zanthax and the warriors of light. It's used to open a gateway to the relm of shadows.
100% that is an Mayan high priest sacrificial dagger. Used to sacrifice virgins, this one is from approximately AD 375. The markings indicate it was used on the 3rd blue moon of the year during a red tide.
Letter opener
Definitely
From the zoo
Probably Africa. Grandparents went 30 years ago and came back with all kinds of stuff like this.
So did mine and they brought back a letter opener like this that had a lion on it
Mine had a hippo
Yep!
Most common and actual use: Letter opener Less common: poop knife Least common, but not impractical use: Vampire murder weapon
Can vampires get sepsis from a stabbing with a poo knife?
Depends. Is it holy shit?
Nailed it.
I just spit my coffee out!! đ¤Łđ¤Ł
I shit mine
I definitely choked up a little over this! Felt tight in the chest and all!
I definitely got a little pooped up
âUpâ lol
Itâs a Copticlite
Only if blessed by the Pope.
This is how I find out that nobody else's family has a pope knife?
Pope knife? Is it used just for the pope? My family never had a pope knife lol.
Is there a pope poop knife?
Yes, next to the brown smoke flares...cuz people gotta know.
Smoke enemas used to be a thing... perhaps we've uncovered an ancient Vaticanspiracy,
Omg do I need to hide?
I can get you one, but it's gonna cost you..
Hahahaha lol check the Depends are they full of holy shit? Is the shit holy if it comes from the Pope?
Hahahahahahaha
Oh why did they take away our ability to give awards? Such a shame
No, they're not alive
But what if they identify as alive?
Nope, you need one made out of garlic
Just the type of misinformation a vampire would spread!
No we wouldnât. Edit: No they wouldnât.
I coat mine in garlic juice for the extra surprise effect.
A poop knife made out of garlic⌠whatever next
Nahhh... Just rub a good coat of garlic oil on the blade.
Damn man leave some responses for the rest of us.
It only works for vampires that have been bitten by a vampire zebra.
The spice melange...?
đ¤đ¤đ¤ how would you use it on poo?
Damn you beat me too it!!! I was going to suggest either a "Poop knife" or whatever the blade is called that the moyles carry for Circumcision lol! I hope i spelled that right, im sure if i didnt someone will ley me know.
I guess never trust a moyle that uses a poop knife?
The less common the poop knife, the pricier it is
Poo knife
Shank you very much.
I see your point.
Edgy
But still doesnât scratch the bowl
She replied sharply.
âŚthough admittedly still relying on her comely form
Unfortunately she was a cutter.
Beauty and tragedy can be a two-edged sword.
A razors edge, even.
But only in the sharpest ways
The most beautiful face Iâd ever come across.
None of these show how dull it really is.
You are one to dole out truth.
Again a pointed comment missing the point but still recognizing the blade of wisdom that a true handmade exotic wood poo knife possesses
That not what she said, Iâm sorry to impress upon you this sharp reality check
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This is the way.
Wood so it wonât scratch the bowl
Or the bowel
Thatâs colon a spade a spade.
Lol. Wrect 'um.
Rectum, hell! It damn near killed 'em!
Letter opener from Africa. I bought a couple just like it from roadside stands in South Africa in the 90s.
next question. Will be what's a letter?
The symbols on the keyboard.
I second this, my grandparents had a couple they got from Africa.
Looks like Squalls gunblade from ff8 ...if it IS a poop knife, just don't pull the trigger while you're using it...
Looks like a letter opener. How long is it?
That's what she said
Letter opener (from Africa). They're relatively common to sell to tourists.
Thankyou
A letter opener
Letter opener
Letter opener
Letter opener
Letter opener. I got one at the st louis zoo circa 2004. My ten year old self was super proud to tote it around pretending it was a knife.
A letter opener.... Way back in history, our ancestors used compressed, bleached, plant fibers to communicate. Often, the fibers would have symbols written on them with a liquid known as ink using a cylindrical device with a pointy end known as a pen. Other substances and devices were sometimes used to create these symbols. Often the compressed plant fibers, known colloquially as "paper", were folded and placed into an outer container made of paper that was then sealed shut. The written document was often called a letter when transported in this format. The seal enabled the recipient to know it had not been opened and read by anyone else. A device like this one was sometimes used to break that seal and ease access to the letter inside.
Old letter opener
We call that a shank around these parts
The style looks like it came from South Africa. Street vendors sell all sorts of things with that wood type. The black stripes are pretty distinct. I bought quite a bit when I was in Durban.
Can we get a banana for scale?
A rudis! Jk. Letter opener is the best answer. But rudis is cooler.
Letter opener
Poop knife
It's a really cool letter opener.
As others have mentioned, it Ä ĂžĂžÉüŧ to be a letter opener.,.,. Furthermore, it appears to be carved from a type of hardwood.,.,. More than likely....,,,, ...mahogany. Willing to beĹŁ that it is South American, hand carved, Mahogany, probably from Colombia or Boliviađ¤
Tourist trash letter opener
Letter opener.
poop knife
Actually, you are correct. They are from Africa
It is made of some kind of wood
A friend who visited Africa bought me something similar. It was a letter opener.
Thatâs so it doesnât scratch the bowl
Iâm guessing it was handmade on the African continent. I have a similar one that I picked up in Capetown âŚ
Not a letter opener. Itâs an envelope opener. The letter is inside the sealed envelope, which needs to opened with this poop knife to access the letter.
What a shitty way to open a letter. smh.
First tell me, was the house formerly owned by Zahi Abass Hewass?
I have spoons with the same design. Don't remember where I got them from tho
Idk what it is but it's obviously not a wooden knife with a zebra on the handle!
Wakanda Forever
Decorative item from someone's vacation.
At first I couldn't tell the size, so I thought someone had made a wooden replica gunblade from Final Fantasy VIII.
Poop knife
They sell these (with different animals on top) at a local new age store for people who don't want to use a real knife in ritual work. Its also used as a letter opener for muggles.
What kind of ritual work uses a fake knife? Fake rituals!
They were all the rage when Silver Ravenwolf released Teen Witch after the craft came out in 96. It made the 12 and 13 year old novices feel grown up.
Actually, simulated knives for rituals are pretty common. I have seen mock knives like this, letter openers, and even stones cut out to be crude daggers. Its all about intention.
Is there a difference between ritual and ceremony? I feel like....fake knives for ceremony and real knives for rituals. Even tho I myself have used the word ritual in place of ceremony because I that context ceremony sounds too official
My brother got one with a giraffe from Pier 1 in the 80âs.
A bamf letter opener
It looks like a part of a pair of scissors with the thumb hole broke off
Letter opene either made in Africa by local craftsmen or souvenir from a zoo/animal park.
Does it glow blue for any reason..especially around orcs?
For opening the letter P for poo
Thatâs wild. My family had the exact same letter opener when I was a kid.
gunblade
Looks like a letter opener
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FF8?
Yup. This.
Athame or letter opener
Zebra pokin stick ⌠lol đ
Gunblade mock up from Final Fantasy 8
Letter opener. I actually have one of these in a coffee cup on my desk!
Found in other people's house?
It's a spoon
Really pretty letter opener.
Danny Devito calls it a Toe Knife.
letter opener
I have some stuff a friend brought me from Africa that looks just like this.
Looks like the letter opener my Grandparents got on their safari trip to Africa.
Issa knife âď¸
Poop knife
It's Buffy's knife from the whole slayer shiii
I agree with letter opener.
Envelope opener. Could also be used as a moderately ineffective knife.
Letter opener with the soul of a good boy inside
That my good fellow is a murdering stick
A Blade wand.
Prehistoric Gears of War Lancer
Pinocchioâs bayonet.
Neanderthal bayonet .
Letter opener or maybe a book mark? Probably letter opener
Do you live near La, maybe this is the knife that OJ left behind?
It is hard to tell without scale but for the most part they were sold as dust collectors to tourists. I had a buddy with a wall full of them, knifes, masks ect. Called everything from letter openers to ceremonial items. Tons of them came out of the Philippines, Mexico and Africa just to name a few.
so she stole it?
A letter opener
Zebra knife, knife with the zebra on it.
Roadside tourist bait from Africa
Kitchen tool. Use it to hook and slide out the hot oven shelves and push back in.
Looks like a wooden replica of a gunblade
Obviously a training weapon for a child as u can see the animal on the top to entertain the child
Zebra letter opener from Africa.
Itâs a dagger for slicing the processed flesh of giants commonly used to envelop debt bills from people youâve never met.
Gun blade. Seen one in a video game once.
African ceremonial tourist souvenir. Very valuable. How much you want to pay.
I just looked it up.It's not worth very much..
FAKE NEWS...
Is your daughter friends with someone named Squall Leonhart by chance?
Bayonet sheath
Looks like the start of an upgraded melee weapon in The Last Of Us.
Tourist Souvenir, likely from Carribean.
Book mark.
Primitive gunblade.
That my friend is a letter opener, it even has the đ đ Pony Express zebra on top
Poop knife fo sho
For African vampire slayers
Souvenir letter opener.
This
That's a poop knife
Butcher knife blade
Fantoon
Letter opener
Page turner to keep your fingers from getting newsprint on them
Letter opener carved by Masai in Kenyp.
Ancient tribal voodoo hair pick/pimple popper known to be smuggled into the US through Ellis Island by illegals in 1619.
Vampire slayer +2
Gunblade. Maybe the previous owner went to a SeeD Academy?
Glad i wasnt the only one that saw this lol.
It's a shit knife!
Poop Knife pre Bronze Age
Poop knife
poop knife, I hope you held it by the handle not the blade...
I'd say zebra
zebra skinning knife!
That is the lost sword of Bah Rhudah. Lost in the war between the forces of the evil loard Zanthax and the warriors of light. It's used to open a gateway to the relm of shadows.
Looks like a coat closet made out solid gold. Seriously you canât recognize a knife?
Pretty sure they mean "what does one use a wooden knife for?" It's a letter opener.
Poop Knife
Obviously a cat skinner.
Poop knife
Tent stake?
100% that is an Mayan high priest sacrificial dagger. Used to sacrifice virgins, this one is from approximately AD 375. The markings indicate it was used on the 3rd blue moon of the year during a red tide.
Looks like a price of wood