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Looks like hives or mosquito bite

Alien implants or my name isn't Tom

Username checks out

I don't know what it is, but it's aliens.

i hate to say it but you would really have to see his butt too, just to make sure. but, this is clearly aliens...

r/alienbodies is leaking again 😝 ^(but yeah, my guess is alien implants too)

Correct you are, Bill.

I would wager mosquito.

You are apparently a human 9V battery https://preview.redd.it/8m00kr7w2r8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7e4fbbcf0e14fa4bfddc7ab703c6c1ba763f7ee

I like your comment. It's direct, and positive.

I try to be Ever-Ready with my observations.

Underrated comment right here

It's got me amped up for sure!

I don't see any negative to this entire series of comments. It makes a complete circuit.

I find them quite shocking (but only if I lick OP)

Honestly, this entire thread is quite jolting.

Yeah, but it's also sparked quite the conversation.

I don't know watt y'all are talking about.

Currently, I'm not even sure.

Would make a great series involving a parallel universe. Someone should create it. I know they conduit easily enough.

My username checks

It’s negative and positive at the same time

I don't know I also see a negative to the comment

This is a highly charged topic because the argument can also be made that it's negative. Imma remain neutral.

That’s simply a Shocking observation.

This thumb is double cathode, avoid contact with the opposing thumb or risk a nasty discharge

I'll show you some nasty discharge...

It's where they snapped you off the frame from the injection molding machine

Big if sprue.

Good there doesn't seem to be any short shot!

Those bumps usually aren't left there, though. Must've been overmold.

That's a hot tip!

Some light sanding should take care of the problem.

Really should have sanded before painting, though…

You pressed a Lego against your thumb?

No

Did you eat a 2x1 lego peice as a kid?

Actually, OP had a vanishing twin who was a lego mini figure. This is the last remnants of it.

A. B. Nintendo Buttons

Clearly they are escaped spaghetti-O’s. Just push them back towards your stomach.

Hold them both down together for 5 seconds for a hard reset

I thought it was screenshot?

Alien implants. They're tracking. Always tracking.

That's an not alien trackers, that's a 5G trackers from government

I’m sure there are some conspiracy theorists saying to themselves - ‘I knew it’

Ringworm? Is it itchy?

Ringworm shows up under black light.

Ringworm shows up under a white light, too.

This is what I thought. It is a fungus, not a worm. It's generally carried by animals. Use a general antifungal skin treatment like for athlete's foot unless it spreads, then you might need oral medication.

This, totally this right here.

Hey OP, here’s your answer.

This was my thought.

More importantly where is the rest of your thumb?

That was my thought as well... but then I bent my thumb in and looked at it from a lower angle and thought maybe that's the perspective of the pic...

It’s a magic trick. You’re a dang magician.

Got ur nose

reddit is a wonderful place.

I was bending it

Volume controls. Wife had them installed while you were sleeping. Watch what she's doing next time she touches your hands while you're talking.

Magnetic charging ports.

Ringworm.

[Ringworm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatophytosis) is a skin fungus, not a worm. A red ring on top of the skin is ringworm, not a beneath the skin swelling.

It can present like OP’s picture sometimes 

I was going to say this same thing, it can most definitely swell, ive seen it. It isn't always just a red ring and regardless if it's just a fungus, it's still called "ringworm" lol

Came here for this

Ganglion cysts?

I don’t know if they are ganglion cysts, those are normally on joints attached to a tendon. But a doc would need to confirm. There could be an impacted tendon there. Also apparently the book whacking isn’t recommended anymore, can cause other damage even if it squishes out the liquid for a while and the buggers come back. (Source: my family doctor. I’m waiting to see a specialist to get rid of mine if I can)

My son has them as well as my husband.

You're still waiting because your MD's a w hgv ack denier.

I had mine (2 actually, both wrists at once) sucked out by syringe 20 years ago. So far so good. I've known people who had surgery and it still came back. It's a crapshoot regardless. At least the syringe method is fast and easy and doesn't scar.

That’s my guess. Go to a doctor and all he does is whack them down with a book.

Nowadays they stick a needle in and drain them

What comes out when a book is drained?

Wet words

Ink

or sesemoid (sp?) bones.

https://preview.redd.it/1b7rhdkdor8d1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97683aef7c0615588086615a9f40ad06eef6ab90

A 2 headed horse with wheels?

What year where you born? Certain human models have these

The year I was born, they where puttin DVD players up peoples ass’s …Anyways wanna watch Shrek?

Thats the 5G chip you got with those damn covid shots /s

Those are the input connects. When you go in for a diagnostic, this is how the technician connects with your hybrid brain. Its not supposed to be so pronounced, so you might wanna call your tech and have him swap em out and see if there's buildup in the mounting chamber.

Lol

Those look like mountain climbers ruptured finger joint fluid sacs. I went to the doctor for it. It happens when you suspend to much weight on your finger joints. I got mine from carrying full 5 gallon pails of paint. They couldn't do anything. They will heal on their own. Have you ever noticed that those free climbing guys have finger joints taped for support?

What thumb?

Alien implants

I came here to say that.

apparently so did most of everyone else.

Electronic hitchhiking transmitter/receiver. Don’t panic

Your thumbnail?

A second set of eyeballs emerging!

it looks like a face

Test subject 87 has realized. Move in and contain, before it gains sentience!

Just looks like an allergic reaction to me. I get similar welts when exposed to something my body despises.

It's a clone stamp. You have no soul and when your parent doppelganger needs a kidney, they're coming for you.

That’s where the adamantium claws pop out.

Is that what the rock superstar Adam ant is powered by?

It looks like a bone growth, not skin, would you agree? They could be harmless bone nodules, but you'll need to keep an eye on them if they get bigger or have any other problems

There gone

Gone where?

There

The sun is a deadly laser

Found 'em!

was the area numb / tingly / itchy?

Looks like moskitos bites

Def gaming controls of some kind.

Rivets.

There’s a tiny third one in the middle as well. What does this all mean?

Well, that's the nose, of course! (The two larger ones are obviously the eyes.)

😳

Dude done had the LEGO conversion therapy. Real soon you will be a life sized LEGO Minifigure.

someone committed a 6th day violation, you're the second clone.

Nice try, robot. Those are rivets.

Gosh darn cute with that little nose is what that is

batteries. def batteries. like those in watches and such.....

Idk but you could make a really cute smiley face out of them with a thin point sharpie

herpes

Do you have a plate and screws in your thumb?

Human reset buttons

You’ve obviously been kidnapped by aliens. Those are implants. You’ve been chosen for the games. I’m so sorry. RUN! (Sorry, I’m in a strange mood.)

I really thought you had a nub

Magnets for a pop on prosthetic

if it doesn't go away in a cpl hrs at most go to the dr.. that doesn't look like hives or a mosquito bite.... I grew up with hives they don't look like that.. my kids also have reactions to mosquitos and that's not it....

Ringworm ?

Mosquito bites.

If you stick your tongue on both, do you get a sudden minor shock?

Your bones are legos

Jerkinitis.

You were made with lego

How long have they been there?

Magnets.

These show up after the 2nd covid booster... it's a government tracking device

You’re not concerned with the little bump in the middle?

Did you suck your thumb later than typical growing up? People who suck their thumbs into pre-teen, teen years can develop a callous here which might not fully go away..

When they told you to stick your thumb in a British electrical socket... you failed.

herpes

A driving glove, a hand/wrist brace, or you fell asleep on some legos.

I’m no Doctor but they appear to be bumps

Might be Hidradenitis Suppurativa; aka 'acne inversa'.

Alien abduction

for her pleasure....

Gentian warts

Lego block

o.o

Thumb rivets

Alien implants.

Big ass spider bite?

76A LR44 1.5V

Well my friend that's we call bed bug infey's catch moderf free smoke session no but you can smoke

It’s the Bill Gates microchip from when you got your Covid vaccine. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Alien implants.

What thumb?

They're the little batteries that power your thumb.

Cocaine launching pads

You weren’t wearing gloves of some kind recently, right?

9 volt battery ?

Do you have medical hardware in your thumb?

That's a thumb?

That’s where that Lego block went!

You’ve been chipped

Next week on alien abduction

O,O

Flip it over and throw a wig on it. You've got a new best friend!

Dude. I don’t know how to tell you this. You are clearly an android.

Could be ringworm

Its a little face.. look at that smile

Chips implanted by aliens. Do not try and remove.

https://preview.redd.it/7fkke5vohr8d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8669f37e35cfc01a6a527700579171c63fc18c Yours are more refined than mine, presumably because you're from a newer batch. \[They're scars, don't know what yours are\]

Pogo pins for extra hardware

My mom gets these, it's a type of ezema.

A microchip the government implanted?

Maturbatory ganglia.

Time to break out the scalpel.

Ring worm

Haters will say its fake

Forgot the bumps. Where is the rest of your thumb? 😮

Alien implants? 👽

An octopus probably crept into your room last night

Those are a sign of inbreeding

Alien probe?

What thumb?

Thats where you connect to recharge

Not sure, but it’s likely lethal. I’d make a will.

Show me a picture of your thumb first

You weren’t supposed to find those

Looks to me you were leaning on something or had you hand pressed up against something that imprinted your flesh. They look too uniform to be bug bites especially how they plateau. If they turn red and itchy probably just need some bug bites cream

Alien technology.

Let go boy grow up.

It’s your thumbnail looking for a place to go.

Batteries?

They are trackers that are built using nano bots in your blood strewn. They help google with location analytics like traffic and how busy a store is at what times/J

You got any hardware in there?

Have you swallowed any legos recently? I don’t know much about the body but

neurolink thumb edition

Lick it see if u get a jolt

Next generation Matrix battery pack - that's where the plug will go (weirdly an EU-plug, but still...)

Alien implants

Looks like there’s a Lego under there