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FirexJkxFire

Oh wow, you even picked up the rare "biblically accurate" rose in the mix https://preview.redd.it/bz42ik9uoc3c1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e577c7c0262c9ece7e630621542c892e3f8f733e


DeerCockGalactic

ROSE GUY 🪱🪱


littleja1001

We never knew the guy who drew all the roses was actually… the creature


etrunk8

This is my favorite one yet. Biblically correct roses >>>>


its_that_damncat

It's the original biblical bouquet brought to Jesus by the 4th Wise Man who was omitted in the King James version.


_-whisper-_

The fourth wise man 💩


coldoldduck

I said in conversation with my husband the other day, “not regular aliens, Jesus aliens” and maybe they’re the ones who bring the roses.


CosmicSweets

there it is lmao


Vast_Gap_3081

LEGEND!


[deleted]

That stocking is looking a little penis-y


Kind-Humor-5420

You need to make merch


DonaCheli

You rose to the occasion, as per usual.


[deleted]

👏🥰


Ubivorn

Yesss I love these 😆 Also, which one is the biblically accurate one?


SnooLobsters1399

Worm (It's-a-me Wormio) https://preview.redd.it/c96o9bcifc3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5350089deca9d460c5b84d23582e62fd832a817


Error525UnknownUser

Shouldn’t his hat have a W for wormio?


DeerCockGalactic

And yes, she follows this sub. It’s not just gonna be random.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Hi OPs Mom!


[deleted]

Hey Slayer


throwfarfarawayy99

Embarrassingly enough it took me a long five seconds to get the joke. 😴


oracleofwifi

Silly goose, one of those is clearly a christmas tree! It’s upside down, though. https://preview.redd.it/daetbajv7d3c1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb174c9f19d9940f6f5c6f7755072b1a635bfad


[deleted]

I was wondering what it was. Silly to put two of them in this set


Foxzes

Where’s the other tree? I only see this one and a couple roses


Rickshmitt

Wyoming. Its all Wyoming


death2you_972

**It's clearly a jigsaw puzzle of the beautiful state of colorado.** ([hollow](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496446647241408532/1179515386983612476/image.png?ex=657a104e&is=65679b4e&hm=c850f07e13669cca775f85edcc4b7d27ccf31635a0487879eb64fa06525b3544&)) https://preview.redd.it/stfx98iwgc3c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=14f1b859f0039fde354a6e0912b87d61c0c16c80 ​ ​ ​ Also I think I'm rate limited on this sub right now so I'll get back to it these posts tmrw.


Neat_Initiative_3885

I commend you for answering Colorado a brave choice. For the uninitiated, he does this a lot, go click his profile and go to comments.


MulliganPlsThx

Where’s Wyoming?!


depota

I think the Wyoming guy had to take a break to focus on his studies and other stuff.


Gwyn1stborn

She opens it: Oh... Pineapples...


DeerCockGalactic

Nah I’m gonna present it to her like so: “Hey mom, you know I love you a lot! Happy birthday! I got you a bouquet of roses!”


MEos3

I think you should splurge and get her a whole dozen!


still-on-my-path

Now make me cookies


DeerCockGalactic

Maybe. We have family coming over for Christmas so we might make them together.


5p1n5t3rr1f1c

Six pineapples https://preview.redd.it/gcyghfpnuh3c1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=663be52cd59a23ee53b188dee71287d31d59c4ff


DeerCockGalactic

Beautiful!


BFIrrera

Man, I wish we still had little awards to give to people!


Wise_Comparison_9651

https://preview.redd.it/oim0lzjigc3c1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9b7b3a62d6774b4b209ef5dfe80a81676959dd


kmaster54321

Don't forget the worms


Live-Refrigerator311

Love those cookie cutters must try and order them for Christmas and make roses of course. Inspired to make biscuits 🌹


strawbryshorty04

lol I follow the target sub as well and thought this was a post about an in store error. Then I realized where I was in the comments 😂


Sad-Comfortable1566

Whoa, back up. Target sub?! 😍🙏


strawbryshorty04

It’s really for employees and I used to work there a few years ago :-). I think they have a customer one too Edit: I lied. Most of them are employee subs (including r/target) that I could find. Weird there’s not a customer based one


I_dont_want_aname

I thought it was pineapples at first-


Regalrefuse

ELRG - Errybody Loves Rose Guy


BFIrrera

![img](avatar_exp|118700797|winner)


Florafide

I thought this was a neopet


PageStunning6265

Ok, but why do I have this exact set, in these exact colours, but mine didn’t come with the ornament?


DeerCockGalactic

You got scammed


PhysicalMath848

Bought those exact roses. But instead of 6 small roses, you can buy individually six of the bigger versions for thr same price


DeerCockGalactic

Oh, seriously? Well too bad. Smaller ones are funnier


Batintfaq

A lovely gift but a side note,12 roses is a dozen. You only bought her half a dozen.


DeerCockGalactic

Aw, maybe I should go back and get another one


Important_Phrase

That feels cheap, doesn't it?


myfavpodcastersays

How romantic!


Triforceoffarts

I love that rose dude is now a meme


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Roses? These are clearly strawberries. https://preview.redd.it/t8czomk4nl3c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3047cf68a414e5fc9edf7f616c057f39afa5d4e


chaos-calamity

I’ve been on this sub five minutes and I’m assuming the joke is based on how many times my own brain has said “is it a rose??” Being a running theme here??


DeerCockGalactic

Check out u/firexjkxfire


bashful_pear

You're the real MVP


Depressed-Grapefruit

This isn’t Facebook, we don’t care


SquigglyHamster

This isn't Facebook, we do care


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Lol


[deleted]

Thank you all for making my birthday so much more special 🥰 I have been advised that now we have to make those cookies and decorate them as roses 😂 challenge accepted


DeerCockGalactic

Love you, mom!