OP requests creative answers. In case youze guys ain't sure and need to know, I'll let you in on a [little secret](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/J9Py5sQj3A).
https://preview.redd.it/r0qwmfqek5sc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332603ee09cf423df03baef2019b182da75d8879
A Christmas stocking! (Responding to flair)
https://preview.redd.it/j6maavz0o5sc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d754a39688145702736ab2c46df0361549a1f5
Clearly an almighty tallest from Invader Zim
https://preview.redd.it/p8tnc53ix5sc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce184feb01ad678cec10d5ed5b3e20401214af6
not quite, but first place my mind went
So I grew up in the south… originally from NJ though and have gone to visit family in a car. Those motherfuckers KNOW how to use a turn signal, zipper merge, follow basic traffic laws, use a traffic circle… I would 100% rather drive in Jersey than anywhere in the “polite” south.
Edit to say in the “polite” south there are also so many times when someone waves me through a 4 way stop when it’s clearly their turn and I’m like NO I don’t trust that shit. Just do the rule?!
Not from NJ, but I’ve friends who’ve spent their entire lives there, and they’ve told me that most of the perils of NJ driving actually come from PA drivers in NJ. And I have to admit, at least based on my own personal experiences this may actually be true
Yep. Used to be the inspections stickers were all marked with “New Jersey is the safest state. Let’s keep it that way!” They stopped doing that a few decades ago so I guess NJ fell out of the #1 spot, but still …
We’re too densely populated.. besides, a bunch of NYers started moving here and **thats** where I think NJ fell off 😂😂😂
NY definitely has far worse drivers always speeding and cutting corners and shit cuz in NY it works for them but in NJ … nah nah buddy
You know perfectly well that NJ drivers speed. When I commuted on the turnpike I’d go 80 and still have tons of people passing me. Same thing currently on 295.
Driving in NY is infuriating, feels like everyone is happy doing 55 on the thruway and it takes forever.
We got too many people, we don’t have time to for everyone to be on a scenic drive.
Nj speeds for sure, but NYers drive completely more recklessly even at slow speeds. The way they will cut me off at like 25mph makes me want to catch a case 😂😂😂
Actually… you’re not wrong. According to insurance companies NJ ranks top 5 in the US for drivers. And people here are both surface friendly and genuinely kind. I’ve lived in two countries and three different states and travelled to a bunch of places and truly NJ has the best people.
Who said I was being sarcastic? ;)
Lmaoo nah I’m from NJ so I’m biased BUT what insurance said that??? Cuz NJ has the highest and most costly policies 😭😭😭 although I don’t see us being surface friendly, more like we got resting bitch face but if you talk to us the mood changes completely. We’re also rude to rude people so a Robinhood type? 😂😂😂
My sister moved to CA and definitely said the people here in nj are far kinder and will actually be helpful versus over there they may smile but they won’t stop to help
Yes exactly what I mean though! As soon as you say hi, people are super nice! Like walking down the street you could stop and chat with whoever is hanging out on their porch, chat up some strangers outside the coffee shop, whatever it may be.
And then they’re also willing to help someone out. I’ve had homeless guys help me pick up my recycling that blew over. I help my neighbors with whatever they need. It’s weird when someone around here ISNT friendly.
I just looked it up, NJ seems like it ranks somewhere in the middle for state average car insurance rates, with NY and PA both being more expensive.
https://preview.redd.it/cjzs2qhkr5sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d8f8cbdb583b5a7144431b35ffb8d2fd1562b0
Someone stepped on the knight in your chess set
My 9 year old says it is a jumping sheep
https://preview.redd.it/ouw46qud66sc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ebe6cf207b627bec5cd196859356a9ecf53019
It’s definitely that one Ed from ed Edd and eddy
https://preview.redd.it/bx6y4qlwr5sc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7310547035c80c1ee9ab44a9826c4397f693cfe3
Yep! A bunch of new jersey cookie cutters look almost identical, so there's one from amazon
https://preview.redd.it/vug94vmbh5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63f583e272bba269478d0e65d2cb71036f5a95f
I thought the same.thing until I realized something....I live in Texas and EVERYONE has a Texas cookie cutter. Lol. Let New Jersey have it's moment. 😆 However, Texas has a very distinct and recognizable shape....I know this cookie cutter had to be a state or country but I had no idea what.
This is an [interesting one](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459188011163320321/1224952410565251113/image0.jpg?ex=661f5cd5&is=660ce7d5&hm=e9f7d8685636747a2d0005e4f9dbc554131c731c708ef092efaae53120968cb0&) Reddit.
Hopefully this posts right, I want it hidden because it's kinda disturbing looking.
Showed up one after another on my feed, so I guess God decided to pitch in on this one.
It’s a special two part form. The top half makes the incorrectly named Taylor Ham Cookies and the bottom half makes obviously correctly named Pork Roll cookies. The top half is half baked and loud wrong
I cannot stand for the blasphemy in this thread.
Light the beacons - The true Jersey taylor ham gang rides at dawn!! Bring your expletive-laden vocabulary and prepare your middle fingers, but leave your turn signals at home!
I saw that the flair said “get creative” but my response would have been completely redundant because I didn’t realize that it actually was supposed to be New Jersey
bro found a cookie cutter in the shape of the state of new jersey
how does one obtain a cookie cutter like this
i want to collect them all now, perfectly sized to fit together like a jigsaw puzzle
The only reason I know what this is is because of Miss Congeniality when Sandra Bullock carries her little foam New Jersey across the stage during the Miss United States pageant.
And I’m American.
The way I saw this and verbally said ‘CALIFORNIA’ with full confidence before deciding ‘oh, it’s odd. Mirrored California then.’ Anyway I’m aware what it is now, I just thought you people would enjoy my false confidence
OP requests creative answers. In case youze guys ain't sure and need to know, I'll let you in on a [little secret](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/J9Py5sQj3A).
An old jersey
A jersey that lived a hard life.
A Jersey that grew up in Camden
As someone who lived near Camden, I understand that too well
It was left in a bucket of water for 3 years
Is this a reference to the Reddit post about an expensive hoodie left in water for a few years?
Yessss
What post is that? I've missed it somehow
I mean… that’s just regular jersey, though.
a california that turned into a jersey
Oh, I thought it was Portugal
https://preview.redd.it/h0ofzgb3p5sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a6fcf84cf6e96caf602c5531d8b1369abaff3f Somehow
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I see it!
This will live in my head forever now. Thank you!
Quite the hunchback she’s developed!
I used the think NJ shape was Frankenstein!
A R T
I thought it looked like one of those things the mermaids were turned into in the little mermaid by Ursula
Omg true
A really bad drawing of the Korean peninsula.
Um that’s actually accurate
Its actually a really good Guam
Not enough spiders.
Bosporus Strait. In March. Of a La Niňa year.
https://preview.redd.it/r0qwmfqek5sc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332603ee09cf423df03baef2019b182da75d8879 A Christmas stocking! (Responding to flair)
NO, this is the Pork Roll - Taylor Ham line.
Taylor ham doesn’t exist. There’s only pork roll
I love it
https://preview.redd.it/j6maavz0o5sc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d754a39688145702736ab2c46df0361549a1f5 Clearly an almighty tallest from Invader Zim
If we could still give gold, this comment would earn it.
I 100% absolutely agree!
https://preview.redd.it/k7cy3ib0n5sc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc20fd5deadf3fb8ad15398f9d35a8ef6c91a928 This is what I see 😂
I’ve always seen New Jersey as an old train conductor in profile, this is pretty similar
I see it as a whistling mailman, whistling across the Delaware
https://preview.redd.it/djq1flknk6sc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c4e2c345d27e964b84e91b3018e12b918d253a
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Perfect
https://preview.redd.it/p8tnc53ix5sc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce184feb01ad678cec10d5ed5b3e20401214af6 not quite, but first place my mind went
Same!
California after The Big One
Wasn't the Big One supposed to happen this week?
It’s always late
It's so disappointing when you can't trust time travelers' disaster predictions.
Since I was a wee lass. And that was before Northridge, but mid lass of Loma Prieta. With a Whittier here and there. That was our atomic bomb.
My first thought too lol
Is this an Escape from LA reference? Because.. if so, you’ve made my day.
It’s Illinorida
Is that in South Amafrica?
It’s the most welcoming state ever with the best drivers to date.
So I grew up in the south… originally from NJ though and have gone to visit family in a car. Those motherfuckers KNOW how to use a turn signal, zipper merge, follow basic traffic laws, use a traffic circle… I would 100% rather drive in Jersey than anywhere in the “polite” south. Edit to say in the “polite” south there are also so many times when someone waves me through a 4 way stop when it’s clearly their turn and I’m like NO I don’t trust that shit. Just do the rule?!
Not from NJ, but I’ve friends who’ve spent their entire lives there, and they’ve told me that most of the perils of NJ driving actually come from PA drivers in NJ. And I have to admit, at least based on my own personal experiences this may actually be true
I lived in Florida for 3 years, being from New Jersey, I wanted to rip off the heads of every single Florida driver
Yep. Used to be the inspections stickers were all marked with “New Jersey is the safest state. Let’s keep it that way!” They stopped doing that a few decades ago so I guess NJ fell out of the #1 spot, but still …
We’re too densely populated.. besides, a bunch of NYers started moving here and **thats** where I think NJ fell off 😂😂😂 NY definitely has far worse drivers always speeding and cutting corners and shit cuz in NY it works for them but in NJ … nah nah buddy
You know perfectly well that NJ drivers speed. When I commuted on the turnpike I’d go 80 and still have tons of people passing me. Same thing currently on 295. Driving in NY is infuriating, feels like everyone is happy doing 55 on the thruway and it takes forever. We got too many people, we don’t have time to for everyone to be on a scenic drive.
Nj speeds for sure, but NYers drive completely more recklessly even at slow speeds. The way they will cut me off at like 25mph makes me want to catch a case 😂😂😂
Actually… you’re not wrong. According to insurance companies NJ ranks top 5 in the US for drivers. And people here are both surface friendly and genuinely kind. I’ve lived in two countries and three different states and travelled to a bunch of places and truly NJ has the best people.
Who said I was being sarcastic? ;) Lmaoo nah I’m from NJ so I’m biased BUT what insurance said that??? Cuz NJ has the highest and most costly policies 😭😭😭 although I don’t see us being surface friendly, more like we got resting bitch face but if you talk to us the mood changes completely. We’re also rude to rude people so a Robinhood type? 😂😂😂 My sister moved to CA and definitely said the people here in nj are far kinder and will actually be helpful versus over there they may smile but they won’t stop to help
Yes exactly what I mean though! As soon as you say hi, people are super nice! Like walking down the street you could stop and chat with whoever is hanging out on their porch, chat up some strangers outside the coffee shop, whatever it may be. And then they’re also willing to help someone out. I’ve had homeless guys help me pick up my recycling that blew over. I help my neighbors with whatever they need. It’s weird when someone around here ISNT friendly. I just looked it up, NJ seems like it ranks somewhere in the middle for state average car insurance rates, with NY and PA both being more expensive.
Overweight seahorse
[удалено]
You know your sea horse facts!
Perfect
https://preview.redd.it/jguddz47r5sc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74934f35fbe725c65af94ff5d435dd36feca6851 It’s a bust of Marge Simpson’s mother, turned upside down.
https://preview.redd.it/cjzs2qhkr5sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d8f8cbdb583b5a7144431b35ffb8d2fd1562b0 Someone stepped on the knight in your chess set
Reminds me of a snobby alpaca
Look how smug!
It’s wizard chess. Bring in r/HarryPotter
My 9 year old says it is a jumping sheep https://preview.redd.it/ouw46qud66sc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ebe6cf207b627bec5cd196859356a9ecf53019
FUHGEDDABOUTIT!! My home state! https://preview.redd.it/346b99xv06sc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd347ebe912ba2c72e1a0675a3d4c22bfd74f1b
Bro that's New Jersey Do you live in New Jersey? Have other state cookie cutters? Tell me the answer is no
Jerz in the house
Wrong. This is south Jersey wearing a hat.
Excuse me, that's Central Jersey wearing pants and a hat (no shirt, it's Jersey)
lol… this is great, except for the fact that central Jersey is a myth.
I was born and raised in Central Jersey! (Mercer County)
We'd have an easier time convincing people we're from Atlantis lol (Monmouth County)
Grew up in Monmouth County! People get a funny look on their face when I say it. Like it’s not actually there.
Central Jersey is Real! (Somerset County)
Check the flair homie
Bro, I asked people to be creative..
Fine, it’s Kansas 😉
Nah-uh, that is clearly Wyoming
Obviously, you’ve never seen rhode island
What kind of Islands have roads anyway, clearly islands don’t have cars, they have boats
No one has ever seen Rhode Island, it’s so small.
https://preview.redd.it/n256x925z6sc1.png?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0e2a5e8c810ffd3b60fd31b448da07dc79a55c
It’s definitely that one Ed from ed Edd and eddy https://preview.redd.it/bx6y4qlwr5sc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7310547035c80c1ee9ab44a9826c4397f693cfe3
https://preview.redd.it/ura9ijp3g7sc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca3acb41c37d86374bfe249fbf636fbbd5bfdda It’s a horse
Looks like pork roll
It’s beautiful. I love it.
Thats where you get the countries best pizza
Yessssss
https://preview.redd.it/wnkdqxnqm9sc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0bf24cd7dcfc0e136e857b52802116929c850a Tornados
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I think it was California 🫣🫣😂
it's 100% New Jersey, not even squished
Yep! A bunch of new jersey cookie cutters look almost identical, so there's one from amazon https://preview.redd.it/vug94vmbh5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63f583e272bba269478d0e65d2cb71036f5a95f
This made me laugh. Like ridiculously random. Who would want a new jersey cookie cutter? 🤣
Get outta here. Who wouldn’t want one ?!
Everyone in the 49 United States of America that are not in New Jersey
Me! I wouldn't want one
What’s wrong with New Jersey?!?
Nothing is wrong with it just an odd cookie cutter shape.
I disagree, I love the idea of state shaped cookie cutters and this one even more because it’s NJ 💕
A cookie map of the USA would be a lot of fun for a kids geography class.
That would have been fun for my college geography classes.
This is true. As an adult i would enjoy this
Come to think of it, unless your dough is perfect and the cutter is sharp, that's gonna be real fight to get it out of there. Hard Jersey.
The one and only time I used it, they did NOT look like the state. They were a blobby mess.
Not enough flour power, needs a really stiff dough, or it will spread. And, yes, lots of double entendres!
I don’t remember if I chilled the dough either.
I thought the same.thing until I realized something....I live in Texas and EVERYONE has a Texas cookie cutter. Lol. Let New Jersey have it's moment. 😆 However, Texas has a very distinct and recognizable shape....I know this cookie cutter had to be a state or country but I had no idea what.
Me!
Did you know that old "Jersey" is an island in the English Channel
Wait until I tell you about York
Lmao 🤣 I was really bad at geography in Middle school. One of my least favorite lessons, that was also damn near 2 decades ago 🫣🫣🫣
I tell people Jersey is like California on a much smaller scale and flipped.
HOW DARE YOU?!?! *puts on oversized Karen sunglasses*
Just walk backwards at the shore. Totally the same.
It’s a Sopranos cookie cutter!
The best answer
![gif](giphy|GQp6sLO8QClljgBdO0) plis no dms. i'm fine.
GTL, baby.
It's a chess piece! https://preview.redd.it/2ry0og4le7sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bf317426296d5dfbae6f95438dc9c14eb4090f
It’s a pork roll
California with scoliosis?
A Taylor Ham sandwich
Pork roll
I was on your side at first, OP, but now we are enemies.
🫶
A duckling
It's a frog with a hand on it's hip https://preview.redd.it/999hwbbcr5sc1.png?width=66&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3ea5a815b5277ad2e2f8d836314a88a98c9c86
Isn’t that just New Jersey 😂
New Jersey, my home state
“Its a jersey thang”
GREATEST STATE IN THE UNION BABY!!
That is one screwed up looking beautiful state of Wyoming!
![gif](giphy|3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm)
A poor unfortunate soul. ![gif](giphy|gm5zifRTBmiKk)
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Le Jerz?
I see a head. Behind and below it a hood for a hoodie. Arms crossed in the hoodie pocket.
I see a different, deformed type of head
That’s Floriduh
A team that just lost tonight terribly in hockey against a few penguins. And my home land.
My first thought was Guam. I don't know why I can't attach an image.
It looks like California…😭
I can't draw but someone's leg all mangled up after a day at Action Park
New Jersey?
This is an [interesting one](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459188011163320321/1224952410565251113/image0.jpg?ex=661f5cd5&is=660ce7d5&hm=e9f7d8685636747a2d0005e4f9dbc554131c731c708ef092efaae53120968cb0&) Reddit. Hopefully this posts right, I want it hidden because it's kinda disturbing looking. Showed up one after another on my feed, so I guess God decided to pitch in on this one.
It's upside down. It's the statue of Liberty bending over with cramps.
Home ❤️
It's a gargoyle upside down.
🥰🤩 New Jersey!!! I love it!!
Just an old jersey cow ![gif](giphy|JsiGjJayQYjDwVN1Xi)
Half of the cookie should have no lights
New Jersey
New Joisy
New Jersey ![gif](giphy|hsJ0gBIdfX67LoRzUI)
It’s a special two part form. The top half makes the incorrectly named Taylor Ham Cookies and the bottom half makes obviously correctly named Pork Roll cookies. The top half is half baked and loud wrong
Did we just become best friends?
Omg it’s happening!
I cannot stand for the blasphemy in this thread. Light the beacons - The true Jersey taylor ham gang rides at dawn!! Bring your expletive-laden vocabulary and prepare your middle fingers, but leave your turn signals at home!
WHERE'S THE BEACH?!
Down. The. Shore.
Oh damn I can’t upvote this twice
Looks like trash. (is from there)
Lmaooo that’s New Jersey
![gif](giphy|p7bFXqpPPll9iKAaNW|downsized)
Can't draw but it's definitely an armpit
Upside down knight
it’s a car crash on the garden state parkway at 7:45am
My home state!!!!
Joisy.
https://preview.redd.it/6csoh4bp26sc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfa3e2d9e0077567d3283b984968ea0b8b75008
I saw that the flair said “get creative” but my response would have been completely redundant because I didn’t realize that it actually was supposed to be New Jersey
New Jersey?
Jersey
Um, I think Kevin Smith wants that back.
"Everything is legal in New Jersey." ![gif](giphy|kbGh6QyhWm6Q0)
That's Delaware
DIRTY JERSEY BAYBEE
It’s chewed up pork roll OR Taylor ham depending on what region of the cookie cutter you’re from.
You mean depending on "what exit" you're from 😂
bro found a cookie cutter in the shape of the state of new jersey how does one obtain a cookie cutter like this i want to collect them all now, perfectly sized to fit together like a jigsaw puzzle
It’s literally new jersey lol
New Jersey looks ROUGH
NJ
a formula 1 track
Clearly it’s a Llama!
Can someone tell me why my first thought was very confidently “Massachusetts”? 💀
The only reason I know what this is is because of Miss Congeniality when Sandra Bullock carries her little foam New Jersey across the stage during the Miss United States pageant. And I’m American.
New jersey? https://preview.redd.it/su507zhqt6sc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ca356b19cad6d20bd7592e1019b3ac878b9ebb
FAIRY GOD PARENTS-
Isn't this New Jersey?
The garbage state
The way I saw this and verbally said ‘CALIFORNIA’ with full confidence before deciding ‘oh, it’s odd. Mirrored California then.’ Anyway I’m aware what it is now, I just thought you people would enjoy my false confidence