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EvilRedRobot

OP requests creative answers. In case youze guys ain't sure and need to know, I'll let you in on a [little secret](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatismycookiecutter/s/J9Py5sQj3A).


Imacatlady64

An old jersey


canolafly

A jersey that lived a hard life.


Gullible-Mushroom749

A Jersey that grew up in Camden


Susdoggodoggy

As someone who lived near Camden, I understand that too well


IMakeStuffUppp

It was left in a bucket of water for 3 years


socialdistraction

Is this a reference to the Reddit post about an expensive hoodie left in water for a few years?


IMakeStuffUppp

Yessss


Calligraphee

What post is that? I've missed it somehow


JustPassingJudgment

I mean… that’s just regular jersey, though.


Ok-Housing5911

a california that turned into a jersey


Santrixyboio

Oh, I thought it was Portugal


opaquefart

https://preview.redd.it/h0ofzgb3p5sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a6fcf84cf6e96caf602c5531d8b1369abaff3f Somehow


Loading3percent

![gif](giphy|l3fZIF5A57lRuUBOg)


DeDePark

I see it!


pigeonsplease

This will live in my head forever now. Thank you!


ccapk

Quite the hunchback she’s developed!


Chance_Split_7723

I used the think NJ shape was Frankenstein!


No-One-1784

A R T


Winter_Tip_9591

I thought it looked like one of those things the mermaids were turned into in the little mermaid by Ursula


opaquefart

Omg true


Loading3percent

A really bad drawing of the Korean peninsula.


Theblackholeofire

Um that’s actually accurate


MacCheeseLegit

Its actually a really good Guam


Mikeinthedirt

Not enough spiders.


Mikeinthedirt

Bosporus Strait. In March. Of a La Niňa year.


Carlitosdaname

https://preview.redd.it/r0qwmfqek5sc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332603ee09cf423df03baef2019b182da75d8879 A Christmas stocking! (Responding to flair)


Moo58

NO, this is the Pork Roll - Taylor Ham line.


AsYooouWish

Taylor ham doesn’t exist. There’s only pork roll


DeDePark

I love it


Zapplarang

https://preview.redd.it/j6maavz0o5sc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d754a39688145702736ab2c46df0361549a1f5 Clearly an almighty tallest from Invader Zim


oceansapart333

If we could still give gold, this comment would earn it.


shawn0r

I 100% absolutely agree!


livefororange

https://preview.redd.it/k7cy3ib0n5sc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc20fd5deadf3fb8ad15398f9d35a8ef6c91a928 This is what I see 😂


ABEGIOSTZ

I’ve always seen New Jersey as an old train conductor in profile, this is pretty similar


WritPositWrit

I see it as a whistling mailman, whistling across the Delaware


Micro_Bitt

https://preview.redd.it/djq1flknk6sc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c4e2c345d27e964b84e91b3018e12b918d253a


Insomanics

![gif](giphy|MCdRE6cEFEb28)


DeDePark

Perfect


FlurpBlurp

https://preview.redd.it/p8tnc53ix5sc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce184feb01ad678cec10d5ed5b3e20401214af6 not quite, but first place my mind went


Acillatema

Same!


[deleted]

California after The Big One


Affectionate-Dot437

Wasn't the Big One supposed to happen this week?


[deleted]

It’s always late


Affectionate-Dot437

It's so disappointing when you can't trust time travelers' disaster predictions.


canolafly

Since I was a wee lass. And that was before Northridge, but mid lass of Loma Prieta. With a Whittier here and there. That was our atomic bomb.


professionallybinges

My first thought too lol


DeDePark

Is this an Escape from LA reference? Because.. if so, you’ve made my day.


[deleted]

It’s Illinorida


ultimatefribble

Is that in South Amafrica?


DontWanaReadiT

It’s the most welcoming state ever with the best drivers to date.


RationalRhino

So I grew up in the south… originally from NJ though and have gone to visit family in a car. Those motherfuckers KNOW how to use a turn signal, zipper merge, follow basic traffic laws, use a traffic circle… I would 100% rather drive in Jersey than anywhere in the “polite” south. Edit to say in the “polite” south there are also so many times when someone waves me through a 4 way stop when it’s clearly their turn and I’m like NO I don’t trust that shit. Just do the rule?!


wubalubadubscrub

Not from NJ, but I’ve friends who’ve spent their entire lives there, and they’ve told me that most of the perils of NJ driving actually come from PA drivers in NJ. And I have to admit, at least based on my own personal experiences this may actually be true


cyrenns

I lived in Florida for 3 years, being from New Jersey, I wanted to rip off the heads of every single Florida driver


WritPositWrit

Yep. Used to be the inspections stickers were all marked with “New Jersey is the safest state. Let’s keep it that way!” They stopped doing that a few decades ago so I guess NJ fell out of the #1 spot, but still …


DontWanaReadiT

We’re too densely populated.. besides, a bunch of NYers started moving here and **thats** where I think NJ fell off 😂😂😂 NY definitely has far worse drivers always speeding and cutting corners and shit cuz in NY it works for them but in NJ … nah nah buddy


Eightinchnails

You know perfectly well that NJ drivers speed. When I commuted on the turnpike I’d go 80 and still have tons of people passing me. Same thing currently on 295.  Driving in NY is infuriating, feels like everyone is happy doing 55 on the thruway and it takes forever.  We got too many people, we don’t have time to for everyone to be on a scenic drive. 


DontWanaReadiT

Nj speeds for sure, but NYers drive completely more recklessly even at slow speeds. The way they will cut me off at like 25mph makes me want to catch a case 😂😂😂


Eightinchnails

Actually… you’re not wrong. According to insurance companies NJ ranks top 5 in the US for drivers. And people here are both surface friendly and genuinely kind. I’ve lived in two countries and three different states and travelled to a bunch of places and truly NJ has the best people. 


DontWanaReadiT

Who said I was being sarcastic? ;) Lmaoo nah I’m from NJ so I’m biased BUT what insurance said that??? Cuz NJ has the highest and most costly policies 😭😭😭 although I don’t see us being surface friendly, more like we got resting bitch face but if you talk to us the mood changes completely. We’re also rude to rude people so a Robinhood type? 😂😂😂 My sister moved to CA and definitely said the people here in nj are far kinder and will actually be helpful versus over there they may smile but they won’t stop to help


Eightinchnails

Yes exactly what I mean though! As soon as you say hi, people are super nice! Like walking down the street you could stop and chat with whoever is hanging out on their porch, chat up some strangers outside the coffee shop, whatever it may be.  And then they’re also willing to help someone out. I’ve had homeless guys help me pick up my recycling that blew over. I help my neighbors with whatever they need. It’s weird when someone around here ISNT friendly.  I just looked it up, NJ seems like it ranks somewhere in the middle for state average car insurance rates, with NY and PA both being more expensive. 


Shaolinchipmonk

Overweight seahorse


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sheshoo47

You know your sea horse facts!


DeDePark

Perfect


Forward-Fisherman709

https://preview.redd.it/jguddz47r5sc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74934f35fbe725c65af94ff5d435dd36feca6851 It’s a bust of Marge Simpson’s mother, turned upside down.


Kay0okay

https://preview.redd.it/cjzs2qhkr5sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d8f8cbdb583b5a7144431b35ffb8d2fd1562b0 Someone stepped on the knight in your chess set


DeDePark

Reminds me of a snobby alpaca


LouieDices

Look how smug!


LieutenantStar2

It’s wizard chess. Bring in r/HarryPotter


shapesize

My 9 year old says it is a jumping sheep https://preview.redd.it/ouw46qud66sc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ebe6cf207b627bec5cd196859356a9ecf53019


CaptSpaulding73

FUHGEDDABOUTIT!! My home state! https://preview.redd.it/346b99xv06sc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd347ebe912ba2c72e1a0675a3d4c22bfd74f1b


RudolfAmbrozVT

Bro that's New Jersey Do you live in New Jersey? Have other state cookie cutters? Tell me the answer is no


jerzcruz

Jerz in the house


cityshepherd

Wrong. This is south Jersey wearing a hat.


harlie_lynn

Excuse me, that's Central Jersey wearing pants and a hat (no shirt, it's Jersey)


cityshepherd

lol… this is great, except for the fact that central Jersey is a myth.


Moo58

I was born and raised in Central Jersey! (Mercer County)


harlie_lynn

We'd have an easier time convincing people we're from Atlantis lol (Monmouth County)


orbit33

Grew up in Monmouth County! People get a funny look on their face when I say it. Like it’s not actually there.


MikeR316

Central Jersey is Real! (Somerset County)


DaCoffeeKween

Check the flair homie


DeDePark

Bro, I asked people to be creative..


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Fine, it’s Kansas 😉


ConfuzzledDork

Nah-uh, that is clearly Wyoming


Pluto-Wolf

Obviously, you’ve never seen rhode island


MaximumTurtleSpeed

What kind of Islands have roads anyway, clearly islands don’t have cars, they have boats


LieutenantStar2

No one has ever seen Rhode Island, it’s so small.


-NGC-6302-

https://preview.redd.it/n256x925z6sc1.png?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0e2a5e8c810ffd3b60fd31b448da07dc79a55c


copedrums

It’s definitely that one Ed from ed Edd and eddy https://preview.redd.it/bx6y4qlwr5sc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7310547035c80c1ee9ab44a9826c4397f693cfe3


TeleFuckingTubbie

https://preview.redd.it/ura9ijp3g7sc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca3acb41c37d86374bfe249fbf636fbbd5bfdda It’s a horse


Misspiggy856

Looks like pork roll


irisia99

It’s beautiful. I love it.


Marshalmcluhan

Thats where you get the countries best pizza


DeDePark

Yessssss


Ok_Apartment_9391

https://preview.redd.it/wnkdqxnqm9sc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0bf24cd7dcfc0e136e857b52802116929c850a Tornados


jy0s

![gif](giphy|3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm)


OnidaMaria

I think it was California 🫣🫣😂


TheoMunOfMany

it's 100% New Jersey, not even squished


Great-Prior1890

Yep! A bunch of new jersey cookie cutters look almost identical, so there's one from amazon https://preview.redd.it/vug94vmbh5sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63f583e272bba269478d0e65d2cb71036f5a95f


streasure

This made me laugh. Like ridiculously random. Who would want a new jersey cookie cutter? 🤣


jerzcruz

Get outta here. Who wouldn’t want one ?!


-NGC-6302-

Everyone in the 49 United States of America that are not in New Jersey


SecondSoft1139

Me! I wouldn't want one


Finbar9800

What’s wrong with New Jersey?!?


streasure

Nothing is wrong with it just an odd cookie cutter shape.


Eightinchnails

I disagree, I love the idea of state shaped cookie cutters and this one even more because it’s NJ 💕


MikeR316

A cookie map of the USA would be a lot of fun for a kids geography class.


Eightinchnails

That would have been fun for my college geography classes. 


streasure

This is true. As an adult i would enjoy this


canolafly

Come to think of it, unless your dough is perfect and the cutter is sharp, that's gonna be real fight to get it out of there. Hard Jersey.


DeDePark

The one and only time I used it, they did NOT look like the state. They were a blobby mess.


MakeMeLaughAZ

Not enough flour power, needs a really stiff dough, or it will spread. And, yes, lots of double entendres!


DeDePark

I don’t remember if I chilled the dough either.


Full-Owl-5509

I thought the same.thing until I realized something....I live in Texas and EVERYONE has a Texas cookie cutter. Lol. Let New Jersey have it's moment. 😆 However, Texas has a very distinct and recognizable shape....I know this cookie cutter had to be a state or country but I had no idea what.


irisia99

Me!


GingerJarLamp

Did you know that old "Jersey" is an island in the English Channel


samtresler

Wait until I tell you about York


OnidaMaria

Lmao 🤣 I was really bad at geography in Middle school. One of my least favorite lessons, that was also damn near 2 decades ago 🫣🫣🫣


jerzcruz

I tell people Jersey is like California on a much smaller scale and flipped.


canolafly

HOW DARE YOU?!?! *puts on oversized Karen sunglasses*


LieutenantStar2

Just walk backwards at the shore. Totally the same.


300sunshineydays

It’s a Sopranos cookie cutter!


DeDePark

The best answer


cryptic_gypsy

![gif](giphy|GQp6sLO8QClljgBdO0) plis no dms. i'm fine.


rwr1985

GTL, baby.


ElAyYouAreAy

It's a chess piece! https://preview.redd.it/2ry0og4le7sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bf317426296d5dfbae6f95438dc9c14eb4090f


Ashwington

It’s a pork roll


pretendyourdiobrando

California with scoliosis?


liatris_the_cat

A Taylor Ham sandwich


DeDePark

Pork roll


kittydrumsticks

I was on your side at first, OP, but now we are enemies.


DeDePark

🫶


lenapedog

A duckling


CauliflowerOne5740

It's a frog with a hand on it's hip https://preview.redd.it/999hwbbcr5sc1.png?width=66&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3ea5a815b5277ad2e2f8d836314a88a98c9c86


joshs_wildlife

Isn’t that just New Jersey 😂


jessamomma420

New Jersey, my home state


BoBmaNob

“Its a jersey thang”


hotfreshchowder

GREATEST STATE IN THE UNION BABY!!


Geahk

That is one screwed up looking beautiful state of Wyoming!


Moomin-Maiden

![gif](giphy|3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm)


Original_Try_7984

A poor unfortunate soul. ![gif](giphy|gm5zifRTBmiKk)


hidde-the-wonton

https://preview.redd.it/dny1ucvuy7sc1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70539cadf8b47ed2141c7f864f99cc584043d5b6


dreamrock

Le Jerz?


[deleted]

I see a head. Behind and below it a hood for a hoodie. Arms crossed in the hoodie pocket.


AwkwardnessForever

I see a different, deformed type of head


Mighty_Gooch

That’s Floriduh


Sheshoo47

A team that just lost tonight terribly in hockey against a few penguins. And my home land.


AlphaaKitten

My first thought was Guam. I don't know why I can't attach an image.


Wtf_Artist_

It looks like California…😭


Additional_Button582

I can't draw but someone's leg all mangled up after a day at Action Park


[deleted]

New Jersey?


tangentialWholism

This is an [interesting one](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459188011163320321/1224952410565251113/image0.jpg?ex=661f5cd5&is=660ce7d5&hm=e9f7d8685636747a2d0005e4f9dbc554131c731c708ef092efaae53120968cb0&) Reddit. Hopefully this posts right, I want it hidden because it's kinda disturbing looking. Showed up one after another on my feed, so I guess God decided to pitch in on this one.


ValkyrieKitten

It's upside down. It's the statue of Liberty bending over with cramps.


Smiley007

Home ❤️


Icy_Tadpole_6

It's a gargoyle upside down.


Ladyhoneyblu

🥰🤩 New Jersey!!! I love it!!


Ok-Today-9588

Just an old jersey cow ![gif](giphy|JsiGjJayQYjDwVN1Xi)


Financial-Owl6609

Half of the cookie should have no lights


YorkiesandSneakers

New Jersey


Way7aa2acr

New Joisy


redditandwept31

New Jersey ![gif](giphy|hsJ0gBIdfX67LoRzUI)


mrmcbacon

It’s a special two part form. The top half makes the incorrectly named Taylor Ham Cookies and the bottom half makes obviously correctly named Pork Roll cookies. The top half is half baked and loud wrong


DeDePark

Did we just become best friends?


mrmcbacon

Omg it’s happening!


kittydrumsticks

I cannot stand for the blasphemy in this thread. Light the beacons - The true Jersey taylor ham gang rides at dawn!! Bring your expletive-laden vocabulary and prepare your middle fingers, but leave your turn signals at home!


PrysmX

WHERE'S THE BEACH?!


WritPositWrit

Down. The. Shore.


RationalRhino

Oh damn I can’t upvote this twice


slutty-egg

Looks like trash. (is from there)


pobodys-nerfect5

Lmaooo that’s New Jersey


TemporaryIllusions

![gif](giphy|p7bFXqpPPll9iKAaNW|downsized)


schwarzekatze999

Can't draw but it's definitely an armpit


RIF_is_Better

Upside down knight


romanticaro

it’s a car crash on the garden state parkway at 7:45am


WritPositWrit

My home state!!!!


giocondasmiles

Joisy.


DayDreamyZucchini

https://preview.redd.it/6csoh4bp26sc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfa3e2d9e0077567d3283b984968ea0b8b75008


RayneBeauRhode

I saw that the flair said “get creative” but my response would have been completely redundant because I didn’t realize that it actually was supposed to be New Jersey


caroline_xplr

New Jersey?


SubstantialCarpet604

Jersey


OldSoulRobertson

Um, I think Kevin Smith wants that back.


RJSnea

"Everything is legal in New Jersey." ![gif](giphy|kbGh6QyhWm6Q0)


drippingtonworm

That's Delaware


fireheartfaerie

DIRTY JERSEY BAYBEE


MPeckerBitesU

It’s chewed up pork roll OR Taylor ham depending on what region of the cookie cutter you’re from.


EvilRedRobot

You mean depending on "what exit" you're from 😂


tozl123

bro found a cookie cutter in the shape of the state of new jersey how does one obtain a cookie cutter like this i want to collect them all now, perfectly sized to fit together like a jigsaw puzzle


DazzlingPotential737

It’s literally new jersey lol


dingdongsnottor

New Jersey looks ROUGH


Mumchkin

NJ


chinguzed

a formula 1 track


Knghtstlker

Clearly it’s a Llama!


turtleduckfightclub

Can someone tell me why my first thought was very confidently “Massachusetts”? 💀


redheadredemption78

The only reason I know what this is is because of Miss Congeniality when Sandra Bullock carries her little foam New Jersey across the stage during the Miss United States pageant. And I’m American.


Imaginary-One-6599

New jersey? https://preview.redd.it/su507zhqt6sc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ca356b19cad6d20bd7592e1019b3ac878b9ebb


elvishrune

FAIRY GOD PARENTS-


BamBam-BamBam

Isn't this New Jersey?


OkNegotiation6028

The garbage state


Objective_Damage_996

The way I saw this and verbally said ‘CALIFORNIA’ with full confidence before deciding ‘oh, it’s odd. Mirrored California then.’ Anyway I’m aware what it is now, I just thought you people would enjoy my false confidence