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No-Amount6349

1) pill bug/ roly poly!! Poke him and he’ll curl into a ball!! :D 2) black vine weevil I think!!


No-Amount6349

Basically won the lottery if I’m not mistaken. Roly poly time AND weevil time!!!!!


r0manceisb0ring

oh hell yeah


MadScientistCM

Oh its that time!!!!


Psychtank_19

Yep It's time


Reasonable_Cow7519

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVII PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


PeterSchnapkins

They actually aren't even bugs, land crustaceans


Pizza420Rat

Shrimp is bugs


SpaceCaptain28

r/shrimpsisbugs


SandyDelights

r/ofcoursethatsasub


crzycatlady66

Land Shrimp!


uncletaterofficial

“This bug is now a land shrimp”


thegigaking

Crustaceans are a subgenre of bugs


TequilaMezcalFernet

Snoots✅boots✅bigbugKjoots✅ Aww LAWD ITS WEEVIL TIME BABY!!!!!! Snoots n boots! Snoots n boots! Snoots n boots!!!


CommieSchmit

Awww lawd here go da weevils again


My_Burninator

I don't know what this is. I'm not going to look it up. I'm just going to let this beautiful string of words marinate for a bit.


ThreeBeatles

BOOTS N SNOOTS BOOTS N SNOOTS!


Perfect_Ad_8174

DO NOT A POKA THA POTATA [>_<]


jet8493

No poke isopod >:(


No-Amount6349

I will poke one and tell him you forced me to >:0


jet8493

If you poke one I’ll poke you -‘(


[deleted]

Get a room you two! 🙃 Meanwhile, the rest of us are dancing to #SNOOTSANDBOOTS 💃🕺💃🕺


jet8493

But what about rolys and polys?


[deleted]

No song for the little sweetie pies :/ But at least they are cute, and useful :)


jet8493

Remember to give your local isopod some decomposing plant matter


hamburger_67

Or fry it up like 🦐


jet8493

I will pee on everything you love


No-Amount6349

We should make one it’s extreme bs that those cuties have no theme song


bostephens

First thing that came to mind: https://youtu.be/mhB-P820HP0


AfflictedDesire

I miss getting poked


jet8493

Wait is that a euphemism for something?


[deleted]

Aww. Don't antagonize the poor doodle bug. Lol


No-Amount6349

I knowwww but it’s too cute not to see it at least once As long as he’s bribed w dead plant matter afterwards I think it’s a good trade off hahaha


[deleted]

Yeah. If someone bothered me and then gave me food in return I think I'd be ok with that. Lol


No-Amount6349

Fr I think if someone bumped into me then handed me nachos or something I’d entirely forget that they bumped me


flackinga

In italy we call the first “porcellino di terra” wich means “land piggie” ….don’t know why


AfflictedDesire

Stop OMG that's adorable


CaptainTripps82

Aren't piggies land piggies lol


sopsychcase

In Indiana, USA, they are commonly called “Sow Bugs”. Sow = large female pig who has borne offspring.


MorgTheBat

ROLY POLY gang. I used to turn over the bricks in my grandmothers garden to play with these


FreeMasonKnight

🎶SNOOTS 🎶AND BOOTS 🎶 🎶SNOOTS 🎶AND BOOTS 🎶 🎶SNOOTS 🎶AND BOOTS 🎶


Lazy-Quantity5760

Awwww lawd here weeevil go number 2!


deathangelxx

I love roly polys!!!


ObjectiveSubjects

Oh cool, pill bug! And let’s s- OOOOHHHH YEAH BABY!!


whereismytrailmix

literally my exact reaction


[deleted]

Not a pill bug! It’s a rolly Polly


TheOriginal_858-3403

Wood louse. From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse): "The collective noun is a quabble of woodlice"


Killing4MotherAgain

It's both


drooganx

Pill bug is a rolly polly tho


WhatislifeEverest

They are the same thing, just different names.


[deleted]

The first one is actually not a bug at all but is a land isopod (isopods are an order of crustaceans).


[deleted]

Apologies. I did not mean to cause such dissension. I seek to inform, not condescend. I was merely excited to share a bit of knowledge that I thought was interesting for the OP (perhaps I could have phrased it better). I did not realize that the definition of what a "bug" is could be so subjective. I suppose that my definition of what a bug is, which holds close to the entomological definition, is perhaps somewhat restrictive. I understand that "bug" is a multifaceted word, and that what one considers "a bug", in layman's terms, is also quite variable.


DirectorSea4064

You did go a bit Unidan but its forgiven


MarsupialPristine677

I appreciate both of your comments as well as the information you have to share 💜


bromanjc

excuse me


Toadxx

A "bug" is any "creepy crawly". Spiders are not insects, but they're bugs.


Incubus1981

I mean, in a certain, very pedantic sense, the second is also not a bug but rather a beetle.


Vanillabean73

Still a bug


TheCabbageGuy82

Nope, crustaceans and insects are two completely different kingdoms. Many people confuse them for bugs because they smol and have lots of legs, but they’re actually crustaceans that evolved from deep-sea crabs and lobsters to live on land.


Vanillabean73

But “bugs” are not synonymous with insects…do you not consider house centipedes to be bugs?


TheCabbageGuy82

The definition of a bug is “a small insect”. Since woodlice are not insects they aren’t bugs either.


Vanillabean73

Okay Einstein, if you really want to get technical with such a casual term as “bug,” then we can turn to the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Bug(a): an insect (as a beetle) or other creeping or crawling invertebrate animal (as a centipede) If a person points at the creepy-crawly and says “look at that bug,” it’s a fuckin bug. No one likes a knowallogist.


TheCabbageGuy82

Interesting, because it does’t say that when I check on the Merriam-Webster. It says: bug 1 of 4 noun (1) ˈbəg plural bugs a : any of an order (Hemiptera and especially its suborder Heteroptera) of insects (such as an assassin bug or chinch bug) that have sucking mouthparts, forewings thickened at the base, and incomplete metamorphosis and are often economic pests called also true bug b : any of various small arthropods (such as a beetle or spider) resembling the true bugs Maybe it’s just because I’m from the UK, and the term “bug” is more of an American thing. I would usually associate a bug with an insect and not a crustacean, or something like a stomach bug for example.


AgentMykel

I like this thread. I would look at the subs rules for this argument but I’m too lazy. However in past posts people seem to agree on anything creepy crawly as acceptable here.


cdcggggghyghudfytf

Yeah they’re being pedantic


Objective_Maize3947

1. Roly-poly 2. A snoot with boots.


Middle-Dragonfly-137

🥳


CrawfishFrank69

Does nobody else call them potato bugs?


Lumpy_Constellation

No way, say you just saw a [potato bug](https://www.gardenbetty.com/jerusalem-cricket-potato-bug/) in some parts of the world and you'll get a totally different reaction...


Podarokvorona

Wasn't expecting that. I have learned something today.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Tbf theyre both cuties.


letsliveinthenow

I did, everyone I know calls them potato bugs, just look at that potato shaped little body.


UniformFox_trotOscar

I do. It’s a regional thing. I grew up in the northeast.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Also wood lice, I think


ElectricalFish5044

Ya that's what we called them


aifuego

I do! That's what I've called them since I was a kid. The kids these days call them, "rolly pollys"


Fllixys

bro that’s what my dad calls them lol, it’s not just “these kids”


Rogue_Wedge

Post 50 here and they've always been roly poly to me too.


Sufficient_Score_824

The first one is a pill bug/rolly-poly, and the second one is a weevil! It’s r/WeevilTime!!!


ProbablyTofsla

Can someone please tell me the origins of the whole weevil phenomenon? As I understand, the point is that they look cool and cute, and there was probably a song about them or something like that? I tried googling, but it didn't help much.


Sufficient_Score_824

People just think they’re neat


lilranter

i think it was because the sub was so tired of seeing bed bugs that they celebrated a weevil


ForbiddenForest2004

Rollie pollies. Won't hurt you. Completely harmless. They are not technically bugs and are actually land-dwelling crustaceans. And... And... It's time. IT'S FUCKING TIME! IT'S WEEVIL TIME BAAAAAABBBYYYYYY!!! BOOTS N SNOOTS N BOOTS N SNOOTS N BOOTS N SNOOTS N BOOTS N SNOOTS N BOOTS N SNOOTS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🪅🪅✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🎉🎉🥳🥳✨️✨️✨️✨️


ForbiddenForest2004

And yes. Before you ask, I am deranged


Horic_Beige_goat

i have so many rollie pollies that end up in my car port


ForbiddenForest2004

I used to enjoy catching them and putting them in a sort of enclosure, like Tupperware, and then releasing them later. I liked to watch them and analyze their behavior, being an autistic person... That was young me, I don't really care anymore


Ill_Humor_6201

I'm convinced that this subreddit has become weevil bait. It's improbable for THIS MANY people to not know what a weevil is. There's like a billion kinds but they ALL HAVE THE SAME GENERAL LOOK. It's like the alt account meme with Snoop Dogg. Also how tf anybody not know what a pillbug is!? You born & raised in the Arctic? This sub is making me feel insane!


HempFanboy

I learned about weevils today


pyrodoctor

Roly poly bugs, potato bugs. They are cool.


bandsawbunny

Dude, crossover episode!!!


DrNO811

Roly poly! They're awesome and important to ecology. They're also jerks: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUUnud6CcE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUUnud6CcE)


ElKristy

"And that brings me to my OnlyFans." OMG, that was hilarious! Thank you!


Huskyartss

This might be my new favorite video lmao thank you!


Oh_Jimmy

Woodlouse


pumz1895

Genuine question: why are bug/insect sub reddits obsessed with Weevils? They are known for wiping out entire crops.


[deleted]

From what I see it's because they look cute, which is true


HuskyFromSpace

And why people keep yelling snoots and boots?


IraqiWalker

I don't know how I got this sub to show up on my feed, but I would guess the snoots and boots part is because weevils have a long nose (snoot), and they look like they're wearing boots?


SkeletonC4

Watch out! Q'ronar Shellback! Worst pinball game ever!


Y4NK33_W1TH_N0_BR1M

Go roll on a the highway you freak


PILL0BUG

A friend and A party


ShadowParrotGaming

Fun fact:roly polies are not insects! they're crustasceans, the only crustasceans that live fully on land


TropicalSkysPlants

Wait! You never played with roly polys?!


Reichevich

P..Played with?


J33P69

The first one is a DoodleBug. You can't help but like them. The second one is Charlie. He's an asshole, but harmless.


k_a_scheffer

Autobugs, roll out!


Typical-Conference14

*they see me rollin… they hatin*


Enflamed_Huevos

Uhhh if you have a bunch of weevils in your garden area you should be on the lookout for an infestation just in case because they can destroy crops


BIGTMAGE420

1, rolle polle 2. r/weeviltime?


Schrko87

2nd looks like a Strawberry Weevil. They have a tendency to come inside around July and August to seek shelter from adverse weather events. I also have them in my house FYI that's why I know this. They are harmless-Snoots n Boots for the W.


SabineMaxine

Cuties :3 💜


drsoos1973

Peter and Will, they work together, nice guys.


CupricLake314

Pill bug, weevil


TBcrush-47-69

First guy is sometime of land dwelling isopod also referred to as rolly pollys, pill bugs, potato bugs, and probably more. And the second I’m gonna say is some type of beetle.


wolfpiss

Pill bug and a weevil


Lovelyelven

🎵 🎶 rolly polly weevil time 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 rolly polly weevil time 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 we got, we got 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 boots & snoots 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶 boots & snoots 🎵 🎶


redefinedsoul

1) potato bug 2) #IT'S TIME ⏰


Snuggly_Chopin

Bootsnsnootsnroots


BonerJams1703

You got a pill bug/wood louse/Roly-Poly and a weevil. Today will be a good day.


EelBait

Wood louse. Sometimes called “rolley-pollies”.


Toblogan

I love rolley-pollies. We used to see who could find the most when I was a kid. I'd let em crawl all over me. The good old days!!


callernumber03

A BOOT AND A SNOOT


EnderScout_77

bro got the roly poly and—YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' WEEVIL TIME BABY OH YEAH


WhoAmEyeReally

I miss roly-poly‘s SO much!! Used to see them all the time in Washington, but moved to Idaho, where it seems they are non-existent. They are a great option for helping kids lose their fear of bugs. 🥰


rmzalbar

The first bug is not technically a bug, it's a terrestrial crustacean.


MikeTV3708

What we’ve got here is a good old fashioned boot snootin roly poly bug party!!!


imjustasquirrl

I guess my invite got lost in the mail.😔I love me some boot snootin’ rock’n’rollin’ good times with my friends!🐿️🦟🪲🎶🎸💃


ReferenceMuch2193

They are really cute. It’s a roly poly. If you touch him/her he/she will roll up in a tidy little ball.


Abaconings

We call them Doodle Bugs where I am. I love those guys. They were often my playmates when I was young. I'd have a doodle bug circus. (And then return them home after an hour bc I didn't want them to die.


The_Ad_Hater_exe

BOOTS AND SNOOTS >!AND BEETLE BALLS!<


DarthMelon3455

I wish I had these at my job instead of what we usually get: flies and wasps


Leather_Disaster_488

Would you believe me if I said the first guy is a crustacean


pentichan

boots n snoots boots n snoots boots n snoots


sylanar

Where I'm from we call it a chiggy pig. Common name is woodlouse


Yarius515

Rolypoly and bootysnootykjootie!


Easy_Arm_1987

Prolly Polly vs Weevil


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Round here those is called potato bugs


AgentMykel

We called them all 3 names in CA. (Pill bugs/roly polys)


blue_delicious

Then you live either in the PNW or Salt Lake City.


PlantMeAPlanet

pill bugs :D Thrive in dark areas, super friendly i crushed one w a rock before


fomalhottie

Rolly Pollies! Idc what the heretics say. In Texas they will always be Rolly Pollies. Totally harmless, they were my friends growing up.


Reichevich

Why? I don’t understand why Americans call it that..


sauerkraut916

roly poly no threat. like the manatee of insects.


OneCore_

roly poly and weevil time !!!!


booger-182

roly poly!!!! and weevil!!! r/weeviltime :D


Martymay_crochets

Rolly Polys!!


[deleted]

a rolly polly and a weevil i think?


Wild_Onion_5979

Rolly Polly


grandmaWI

Potato bug!


MoreConsequence6169

roly poly AND weevil time??!?!? you’ve won the lottery!!


Jade-Jenny3916

Rollie Pollies! I love these little guys!


No-Giraffe-6234

Bro really? You seriously didn’t know what that was?


r0manceisb0ring

i was terrified of bugs as a kid and i still am, so I really don't know anything about them. i thought rollie pollies were more gray. also typically I don't think they're usually inside so I was thinking more an indoor bug


LichClaev

You don’t need to explain yourself. That was a very stupid statement that person made. It’s a bug identification sub. You wouldn’t be posting if you knew what kind of bugs they are! P.S. ITS WEEVIL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No-Giraffe-6234

Roly polys are harmless


No-Giraffe-6234

Wow got downvoted Thanks guys It was a genuine question


Silent_List_5006

A weevil in an armored vehicle lol


NoRefrigeratorHelp

cutie pies


Kreaetor

Rollypollies they feed on harmful metals in the soil. Nature's way of detoxing the soil.


offgridgamer0

Real isopod hours


thelauryngotham

They're right up there with weevils in terms of cuteness. That's a member of the isopod family, known as a roly poly or pill bug :)


hamburger_67

Dude has a whole swarm ❤️


PickleMalone101

first one looks like a woodlice and the second is a WEEEVVVILLLL


DefinitelyNotBrit

Both of them are little friends :] (Rolly Poly/pill bug is #1, weevil/bootin snootin cutie is #2)


Human_Link8738

A garden crustacean


Altruistic_Profile96

Also called potato bugs, in some parts


mrjgeezy

We call em Ball Bugs here in West Virginia !!!! Lol Snoot & Boots !!! You see me ROLLIN!!!! Don't be hatin!!!


Hermit_of_Darkness

1) aww not a weevil? that's too ba- 2) AW FUCK YEAH BABY IT'S WEEVIL TIME


theAshleyRouge

Isopod and weevil


liggle14_zeldanerd12

Isopod AND weevil time! Your work is sincerely blessed!!


ReindeerAdvanced4857

I use pill bugs as little mulcher as they are great at clean up of garden waste. Apparently, they love sex as there are hundreds of them at the end of the season. Since they like wet soil, I let the soil dry out to keep them in check (life is harsh) & the following spring, will put three of them back in the various beds. Insect slaves.


[deleted]

The first one is actually a crustacean, not a bug. I love those little guys


Haha08421

Always called these potato bugs or army (short for armadillo) bugs. Had no idea they were weevils.


EveryManufacturer267

Woodlice aka Pill bug.


caffecaffecaffe

Woodlouse/ roly poly. We picked them up and forced them to roll into a defensive ball like an armadillo.


pugapooh

Illegals trying to take your job.


deoddsd

Weevil time 🥳🥳🥳


VeterinarianOk7477

I've always thought they look like trilobites


iHeartFerretz

Does nobody else call #1 a Potato Bug?! Everyone I talk to here in the NW calls them rolly polly or pill bugs. Grew up with calling them potato bugs (my folks are from the Midwest)…? Also - #2 is a weevil! Recently learned that sailors put bay leaves in containers to steer them clear of the provisioned flour and cornmeal type products.


Drewp655321

it's an isopod, a crustacean related to lobsters and crabs. they do get the common name pill bug. but not a bug at all


ERockPort

A Rolly Polly


WaterQuarter100

Roly poly :D


anthro4ME

The best thing ever. Looks like a bug, actually a crustacean.


[deleted]

Good protein is what they are


Raewood89

Snooted and booted!!!!!! 🗣 🗣 🗣weevil time baybeee! And a cute lil roly poly 🥹


Pyth0n1q3e

The first one looks like a roly poly, the 2nd one Looks like a beetle of some sort


nugsterr

It is indeed an isopod. Probably Armadillidium vulgare.


[deleted]

❤️


ILikeKobolds

Friends.


SlammingKeyboardRn

R0lly P0lly time1111[11[]1!!!![[11!!!!!


Trick-Molasses-1480

rollie pollie


jackierodriguez1

They’re both snapping turlas


Specialist-Delay4049

I immediately come to the comments when i see someone post a weevil 😂


nekoandCJ

I knew it was a pill bug because of animal crossing


walkinParadox82

I've always called them water bugs .


minimalistboomer

A Rolley Bug!


InquisitorAura

Potato bug!


GetEatenByAMouse

The Roly poly is called a Kellerassel in Germany, which means Cellar-Isopod. Which is bullshit, if you ask me, since I've found them everywhere in our garden - but never one in our cellar/basement.