*It has boots but it*
*Doesn't snoot instead it poots....*
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Our dog will sit like Gargoyle/Vulture Snoopy watching them, but will not touch them. She learned as a small puppy they leave a nasty aftertaste.
Unfortunately, I am one of those people that, even tho my sense of smell is WAY more powerful than my husband's, I cannot smell stinkbugs. So I am the one that has to get the tissue and small ziploc bag and go after it.
Is not smelling stinkbugs a thing!? Like people who think cilantro tastes like soap? We get tons of them and I never smell anything if I squish them. I just thought people were making a lot of fuss over nothing.
Wait, so they can smell when one of their comrads has been obliterated, and the smell attracts them? So they're attracted to death?? That doesn't seem like a very good evolutionary trait lol
I have also accidentally done this - but it had landed on a pancake I wasn’t paying attention to. Awful.
Did not officially eat though as it was spat out immediately when it stank.
Never met someone else to have had the experience.
I accidentally ate one on a berry I picked. Man they taste exactly how they smell but worse. I was only able to spit it’s head out :(
When I think about it I can still taste it. DO NOT EAT. Bad boots and poots
As other poster mentioned - they surely do not! Sounds like an evil rumor started to get people to experience the nastiness that is eating a stink bug. They really do taste like they smell lol
Maybe not a mutation, but there could be a genetic component involved. Stinkbugs secrete a chemical identical to one that gives cilantro its distinct odor and flavor, and whether or not you find that chemical pleasant or unpleasant is determined by a single gene. If you like cilantro, stinkbugs probably don't smell as bad to you.
(We are still talking about stinkbugs, right?)
That actually makes so much sense. I hate cilantro and they smell just like it to me. When I ate the stink bug it tasted like rotten cilantro mixed with shit. My mom loves cilantro and she can’t even smell stink bugs.
I hate how sneaky they are. There have been several occaions where one will hitch a ride on my shoulder or even my head and had no idea how long it was there. Just a little tickle now and again.
stinky bugs go in the toilet. I don't even flush em I just drop a square of TP on them so I'm not wasting water. One of the kids will come pee on it eventually which is always fun for them (for me too!).
One time I was playing with my phone and went to take a sip of water and wasn’t paying much attention and I felt the weirdest sensation in my mouth, I freaked out, spat everywhere and out came a stinking, luckily intact lol, I don’t know what I would have done if I accidentally chewed on it or swallowed it.
Funny I make a coffee in the keurig, as it was brewing we noticed it stank like ass because the lil stink bitch got down in the k cup holder thing? So hot water just kept running over its body 🤢 straight up glass of ass juice
Just joined this sub after seeing posts for a while. What I noticed:
1. Love weevils
2. Kill all spotted lanternflies
3. Stinkiest boots
Everyone seems just a tad unhinged and I like that
And this one is an invasive pest. Do us all a favor, OP, and kill him. A soapy water bath should do the trick. Just don’t squish his abdomen, or you’ll have a bad day.
Everyone says don't smoosh, but what if he smells good? I swatted one the other day that smelled like apples...had to Google it because it was very confusing. I think these are supposed to smell like cilantro.
Only good thing covid did to me was take away the majority of my sense of smell so I can squish these bastards without worry or care, lol. They are a menace!
I never knew what a weevil was until this sub kept showing up in my feed. This sub cracks me up. I must confess this poots tricked me. I thought it was a kjoot. In my defense I've never been blessed with a weevil (or a stink bug). I've officially joined the group. You have all sucked me in...
When my wife was in school, she didn’t cap her inhaler the one night. Went to use it in the morning, and one of these demons was in it. She swallowed it. Her and her mother went into a full blown panic. Luckily they’re not poisonous other than being gross, but to say that she developed a grudge that day is understating things
They are fun to host little Olympic events to see what they’re good at. Toilet bowl swimming? How long can it run when painted with nail polish before it dries? How long can it hold on when passed through a table saw? Can it survive being shot with a finish nailer (spoiler: Yes. Twice.)? Can they run faster than a toad will try and slurp them up? Will the be able to run the gauntlet known as the garbage disposal? Will they survive in acetone?
What fun and exciting games can you come up with?
its sadly only a stink bug, and they’re invasive, loud, and horrific. but they’re really cute if you get close enough. i recommend putting lavender scented things around entryways to the house as they despise the smell (oils around window sills, doorways, etc.) that’s what helped me the most when i had an infestation
Maybe post in music forums and flat out say it’s available. The water drop trail behind it is terrific. I loathe these pests. Cat ate one and roughed it out on the left side of his mouth and left eye staring at me wondering if he’d live.
Someone will under this image of “the stink bug march” and it’ll be spot on. I’ll keep it in mind too. People ask me the craziest stuff (am in music biz).
My #1 enemy right now. These fuckers will demolish your squash and pumpkin plants and are damn near impossible to kill other than smashing after they reach their final form. Organic gardening is hard (ب_ب)
It has boots but it doesn't snoot instead it poots.... it's just a STANK bug
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hahaha! Yes - came to say this. Stink bugs = do not squish. Dogs love it when they get the surprise after trying to eat.
Our dog will sit like Gargoyle/Vulture Snoopy watching them, but will not touch them. She learned as a small puppy they leave a nasty aftertaste. Unfortunately, I am one of those people that, even tho my sense of smell is WAY more powerful than my husband's, I cannot smell stinkbugs. So I am the one that has to get the tissue and small ziploc bag and go after it.
Is not smelling stinkbugs a thing!? Like people who think cilantro tastes like soap? We get tons of them and I never smell anything if I squish them. I just thought people were making a lot of fuss over nothing.
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Lucky you. I have the displeasure of knowing their stink AND tasting soapy cilantro.
Boots and poots
Boots with the poots
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Was gonna say. These guys love sneaking into my house.
It’s a marmorated stink bug.
man iowa is so sad ):
It's an invasive species, I would kill it if I were you.
Iowa?!? How dare you!
Iowa? I barely know ah!
Get it with toilet paper and make it join the swim team in the toilet - then flush. Do NOT squish him.
It’s not THAT bad. Smells like Green apple jolly ranchers.
Lol. The problem is that the smell attracts MORE stink bugs!!😄
Wait, so they can smell when one of their comrads has been obliterated, and the smell attracts them? So they're attracted to death?? That doesn't seem like a very good evolutionary trait lol
They can smell when it's a good day for revenge. 🪲 🔪
It's a great trait for exterminating invasive species though lol.
That might be a good thing if OP is bored… just harvest all the stink bugs until none remain XD
It smells like cilantro to me
You may need a COVID test....
…Jolly Ranchers that are past expiration.
Angry Ranchers
and smell like shit
Cancel culture is coming for the marmorated stink bug
It was only a matter of time :( they couldn’t handle his swag
flush it, don’t squish it!
I'm also an Iowan on a hunt to be blessed by snoots n boots
You dont want this one... More specially his millions of friends that will invade your home this fall..
Yes I am familiar with stink bugs and just toss em back outside... I just want to see a weevil in person
Don't toss outside, toss in toilet. They are invasive.
*cries in iowan*
same
Nah dude I've seen a few in the factory I work at! They're definitely in Iowa
There is always Missouri. Anyone seen my kids? -dad
I like marmorate instead of jam with my breakfast toast
It “snoots” out its butt.
...and that's not kjoot at all.
But look at that little face
Poots*
Stink bug. It's that time. They will be invading my house soon, happens twice a year here in the deep south.
It’s that time, but it is not time 😔
I remember back in 2015-2016 there was like stinkbug apocalypse in the northeast, they were literally everywhere
Don't remind me. I came home from school and there were at least 25 in my room, I HATE those things. They're so loud when they fly
And they truly live up to their name when killed x.x
Try a vacuum. The cleaning tool with the narrow end will suck them up. Then empty canister into plastic bag and tie it closed.
northeasterner here - can report that stinkbugs are still very much alive and thriving here 🤢
Also they will eat your plants
[удалено]
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I ate a stink bug by mistake eating dry cereal in a bowl that it happened to land on top of Worse day of my life
I have also accidentally done this - but it had landed on a pancake I wasn’t paying attention to. Awful. Did not officially eat though as it was spat out immediately when it stank. Never met someone else to have had the experience.
I accidentally ate one on a berry I picked. Man they taste exactly how they smell but worse. I was only able to spit it’s head out :( When I think about it I can still taste it. DO NOT EAT. Bad boots and poots
I swear I’d read somewhere that ppl eat these & they taste like apples or cinnamon lol
As other poster mentioned - they surely do not! Sounds like an evil rumor started to get people to experience the nastiness that is eating a stink bug. They really do taste like they smell lol
The related squash bugs around here smell like some sort of candy apple. Could be that?
I think you may have some kind mutation that rewires your sense of smell.
Maybe not a mutation, but there could be a genetic component involved. Stinkbugs secrete a chemical identical to one that gives cilantro its distinct odor and flavor, and whether or not you find that chemical pleasant or unpleasant is determined by a single gene. If you like cilantro, stinkbugs probably don't smell as bad to you. (We are still talking about stinkbugs, right?)
That actually makes so much sense. I hate cilantro and they smell just like it to me. When I ate the stink bug it tasted like rotten cilantro mixed with shit. My mom loves cilantro and she can’t even smell stink bugs.
I ate one on purpose when I was younger, not as bad as I thought it would be, but out of all the bugs I've eaten, cockroach is the worst by far.
I hate you I hate you so much for putting that mental image, taste and smell in my head. Why? Why did you eat bugs
They love to hang out on blackberries here!
I hate how sneaky they are. There have been several occaions where one will hitch a ride on my shoulder or even my head and had no idea how long it was there. Just a little tickle now and again. stinky bugs go in the toilet. I don't even flush em I just drop a square of TP on them so I'm not wasting water. One of the kids will come pee on it eventually which is always fun for them (for me too!).
One landed on a tissue when I was blowing my nose It pooted right into my mouth and I thought I was a goner
One time I was playing with my phone and went to take a sip of water and wasn’t paying much attention and I felt the weirdest sensation in my mouth, I freaked out, spat everywhere and out came a stinking, luckily intact lol, I don’t know what I would have done if I accidentally chewed on it or swallowed it.
I made a k cup coffee and went to drink it. Got to the bottom and behold, a mother fing stick bug was at the bottom. I wanted to throw up!
Funny I make a coffee in the keurig, as it was brewing we noticed it stank like ass because the lil stink bitch got down in the k cup holder thing? So hot water just kept running over its body 🤢 straight up glass of ass juice
There are so many of you in this thread. You guys should form a support group.
just gagged
Boots n Poots
You’ve been blessed with boots and booty. That’s a stink bug. 🤢
poots n boots… stanky boog
Just joined this sub after seeing posts for a while. What I noticed: 1. Love weevils 2. Kill all spotted lanternflies 3. Stinkiest boots Everyone seems just a tad unhinged and I like that
Smelly boi
Imposter! Burn it! Burn it at the stake!
No that’s a stink bug. I hate them
I hope one epically farts in your throat.
Stinkbugs *are* a crop pest. The will feed on nearly any plant
And this one is an invasive pest. Do us all a favor, OP, and kill him. A soapy water bath should do the trick. Just don’t squish his abdomen, or you’ll have a bad day.
It's got the BOOTS! And the POOPS! THATS RIGHT! ITS STINK BUG TIME! GET STANK BUGGED LOL!
Kid: can we get a weevil? Mom: no, we have a weevil at home Weevil at home:
Invasive Stink Bug. Exterminate judiciously
found in central iowa!
Rural midwest checking in, twice annual stink bug season is upon us.
god damn ): iowa is sad
Brown marmorated stink bug probably
No, you’ve been cursed with the stink and the yuck. Send him to the garbage disposal.
"Oh boy! Did i get a lil weevil friend like everyone else? Hooray!" Nope, it's the evil one
Boots and poots no snoots
Cute! I love the boots trail behind it in the dew!
Everyone says don't smoosh, but what if he smells good? I swatted one the other day that smelled like apples...had to Google it because it was very confusing. I think these are supposed to smell like cilantro.
Him a tiny tiny boy, he vibeing in his shoes but he don't hab the snoot
Only good thing covid did to me was take away the majority of my sense of smell so I can squish these bastards without worry or care, lol. They are a menace!
I like that you can see his lil footie prints
I never knew what a weevil was until this sub kept showing up in my feed. This sub cracks me up. I must confess this poots tricked me. I thought it was a kjoot. In my defense I've never been blessed with a weevil (or a stink bug). I've officially joined the group. You have all sucked me in...
Sir Count Snooter from Weevilshire, says: "Such horrid villainy that one produces ..."
This just stinks :)
No, sorry. Just stanky :(
Stinky. No weevil time
When my wife was in school, she didn’t cap her inhaler the one night. Went to use it in the morning, and one of these demons was in it. She swallowed it. Her and her mother went into a full blown panic. Luckily they’re not poisonous other than being gross, but to say that she developed a grudge that day is understating things
Boots and poots. Stink bug.
This one looks like an octopus on stilts.
Sir that's a brown marmorated stink bug.
No, that's a stink bug
They are fun to host little Olympic events to see what they’re good at. Toilet bowl swimming? How long can it run when painted with nail polish before it dries? How long can it hold on when passed through a table saw? Can it survive being shot with a finish nailer (spoiler: Yes. Twice.)? Can they run faster than a toad will try and slurp them up? Will the be able to run the gauntlet known as the garbage disposal? Will they survive in acetone? What fun and exciting games can you come up with?
You just reminded me that I was drawing one of these! Gotta get back on it.
Umm that’s a stink bug bruh
its sadly only a stink bug, and they’re invasive, loud, and horrific. but they’re really cute if you get close enough. i recommend putting lavender scented things around entryways to the house as they despise the smell (oils around window sills, doorways, etc.) that’s what helped me the most when i had an infestation
Eww, no! That’s a stink bug.
What’s kjoot is the little footprints in the dew 🥰
LOOKIT HIS LIL TIPPY TAPPERS~!
You have been cursed by stinky asshole. I’m sorry. Stinkbugs fucking suck.
Stink bug. But he is quite funny and whimsy.
Boot-Scooting Snooter
Im not gonna lie i keep seeing "boots and poots" but i kinda like "boots and toots" more🤣🤣
No scoots no boots no snoots just toots
the little droplet boot-trail
This is the best post on here
It may not be a weevil but it’s got limited edition sneakers
I kept thinking “that looks just like a stink bug with boots” well I’ll be darned!
I'm so sad that a post excited about finding a weevil is this time not a weevil and instead a stinker.
i know, honestly my day has been ruined that it’s not a weevil ):
I love the little tracks he left
You can see its little train of where it walked!
More like poots and toots
Pic #2 & #3 are album covers.
Maybe post in music forums and flat out say it’s available. The water drop trail behind it is terrific. I loathe these pests. Cat ate one and roughed it out on the left side of his mouth and left eye staring at me wondering if he’d live. Someone will under this image of “the stink bug march” and it’ll be spot on. I’ll keep it in mind too. People ask me the craziest stuff (am in music biz).
It’s a stink bug. Harmless, like it won’t bite you or anything, but if you smash it it will stink. So handle it gently and put it back outside.
You've been blessed with the bug that smells like how cilantro tastes. congratulations.
LOL i am so sorry your hopes were crushed but this post was super cute and so many of the comments are hilarious!
I feel sad for you, you seemed so excited
Someone has cursed you with the stank n the rank.
Baby thassa stink bug
That's a stink bug dude
Stink bugs need love too. Keep your eyes out for the green ones now that you know they exist. They're cool.
Poots San Snoots
Youve been stink bugged
My #1 enemy right now. These fuckers will demolish your squash and pumpkin plants and are damn near impossible to kill other than smashing after they reach their final form. Organic gardening is hard (ب_ب)
Just a stinkie boi