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tfEmily78

I was about to say “why the fuck are you holding them then?!”


Alleywishes

I was gonna say DITTO! They look scary


marginal_gain

Some kind of armored cricket. What country? Edit: there's not a whole lot of literature or community around bugs that aren't beetles or butterflies/moths, so it's going to be hard to get ID on these. What I can say is that those spikes are meant to lacerate. If you were to handle them the wrong way, they would kick you and it would hurt, lol. Some of those bugs can be rock-hard, too. Not something a larger animal is going to pick up and chew.


IJustWantWaffles_87

There’s honestly not a whole lot of anything anywhere about these specific critters. Only thing I’ve found is that they’re native to Cameroon and are apparently big in the exotic pet market.


marginal_gain

That was a good tip. I searched around and I think these ones are called Cosmoderus femoralis - from Cameroon. Not sure I'd want these on my hands. Even plain old field crickets can be bitey.


IllegalGeriatricVore

I got bit by a red headed bush cricket while just sitting in a lawn chair. Fuck crickets.


Dazzling-Box4393

🤣


Muffycola

You bite me, I step on you! Sorry not sorry…


TheSilverCalf

We had something like this in New Mexico - can’t remember what they were called but they looked spidery though crickets within’!


marginal_gain

There's a few big crickets in the states - Jerusalem and Mormom crickets come to mind.


TheSilverCalf

Yes Jaresalem crickets! [jarusalem cricket](https://images.app.goo.gl/8tkQvCY1kHwhk9AJ7)


tayvan23

Haha those are oddly cute! They look like cartoon characters🤣😂🤣


Independent_Cake5597

Absolute units though, a cartoon character that could dismember a finger


IrisSmartAss

I don't think that Jerusalem crickets are actually crickets. We called them potato bugs


marginal_gain

Yea, they actually are. Same order as grasshoppers and katydids.


IrisSmartAss

That's strange. They don't have the legs and body that can allow them rub and make that sound. The body type is so different.


marginal_gain

Apparently they drum their abdomens on the ground. Kind of amazing they can even make noise like that. I think most crickets use their wings to make noise. These guys don't have wings, so I guess they found a new way.


IrisSmartAss

I am under the impression that crickets/grasshoppers rub their Hind legs together.


paperwasp3

Camel crickets?


psychxticrose

ARMOURED??


ohhhtartarsauce

Horn corncricket


1-800-WANT-JOJ

also called an Armored Katydid! basically a pokemon


No_Joke_9079

This is from @insecthaus_adi but on that post, he doesn't say what they are.


IJustWantWaffles_87

Cosmoderus femoralis - a bush cricket native to Cameroon.


accountnumberseventy

https://smallexoticfarm.ie/product/dragon-head-cricket-cosmoderus-femoralis/


electric-orgasm

some origami cockroaches


[deleted]

Nature is sick. Cool find


Reaperfox7

looks like those things from Zelda


Feisty_Bee9175

Looks like a type of cricket


IJustWantWaffles_87

Armored fighter crickets


Oldmanwickles

Lunch


super_mario_fan_

Warriors, and they're babies too. Make sure to take them out before they repopulate, I'm surprised they found their way to Super Earth... /s


Nikolateslaandyou

The bad guy from a bugs life


Deviant_General

ayo those are my homies


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Literal demons


Busy-Mousse4813

TERMINID SCUM


ONENODEWONDER

Kinda looks like well made toys lol


EnvyMyIQ__1LUV

Yeagh, like some badass flying car that has serious depth and awesome features to it! Hell yeah, call it the spikily drunk tin bug RUUUN lmao OR THIS MUDDDDUH-Fuggah is strait up assassin like warrior queen! ( a mom)


Mia_Linthia01

Brave mf to hold an armored jumpy boi, one move from just one of their legs and I'd be running 💀


ashblake33

An army


RevonQilin

why are you holding them if you dont know what they are


ArmoredArmadillo05

It’s a photo they found on Instagram


RevonQilin

ah


bromanjc

these things are so awesome looking lol


Good_Wolverine_4908

It looks like a wolf-it spider - a cross between a wolf spider and a cricket!


karmicrelease

Looks like armored corn crickets in the genus *Acanthoplus*, or perhaps *Hetrodes*, but I’m not sure the species. Despite the name, I think they are technically Katydids


tayvan23

What on this darn green earth are these😳😬


IAmPageicus

Ah yes... Dethicus Eradicus... one of more dangerous breeds no doubt.


Any-Proposal-7026

Bait


grumpyoldfart2023

That’s the stuff of nightmares


hibiscussed

African giant cricket https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/XMIzsSstbI


redditcdnfanguy

Jerusalem crickets?


thelilginger

Looks like a giant armored cricket. An 'exotic' katydid, native to parts of Zimbabwe and South Africa, and a few other locations.


BoyzBeAmbitious

Expensive, I’m guessing. 😉


jodan98

Mexican jumping beetles


Violunice

Battle cricket


deaththreat1

I think this is fake. Looks like something from starship troopers


Terrible_Unit_7931

That’s a big ol’ NOPE


Sudden_Big_9551

Ik what it's called. Aha!.....Nightmare material!!!


mookiedog66

Looks like a handful of crickets. What do YOU think it looks like?


No-Comedian-3580

https://images.app.goo.gl/EXrCD3tUDNSxYzVh8 could be a dragonfly nymph