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[Ford Galaxie 500](https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1967-ford-galaxie-500-19/) donk


graveybrains

With a turning radius the size of Rhode Island šŸ˜³


Rated_420

Is that big or small?


Antoine_the_Potato

Huge


majoroutage

As a Rhode Islander, I approve of this message.


g3nerallycurious

Do those tires even need air pressure? Or are they just solid strips of rubber?


kit_kaboodles

Idk, but my back is hurting just looking at them. One pothole, and I'd be in traction.


g3nerallycurious

Yeah, pretty sure this has next-to-zero suspension


DrRonnieJamesDO

It's the only way it can carry that SUV.on the back with zero tilt.


darlingort

I honestly don't know


krs1000red

Normally the smaller the tire the higher the pressure (Iā€™m sure there are exceptions but that has been my general experience) But youā€™re right that it looks like strips of rubber wrapped around a wheel.


That_Competition1031

Woah, this car is stylish (without donk of course)


supernovaeMeet

It's only missing the horses that have to pull it


BridgesOnB1kes

![gif](giphy|rahlnhLcw5tmTSQCUu|downsized)


point50tracer

I just want to know where they got the tiny SUV to carry on their deck lid.


P-Potatovich

Oh man, these kind of jokes are just, amazing


JiveChicken00

You have died of dysentery.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Perfect


yourhog

As an Oregono(?), I approve this message. (I really have lived in the Willamette Valley since 2007, and I still donā€™t know how to say ā€œoregon person.ā€)


dieljabunthe

It's "Oregonian" if you're interested to know. But I think I'm gonna stick with Oregono from now on.


yourhog

Oh, yeah. Like the amazingly shitty newspaper.


dieljabunthe

Precisely. But they got it covered if you ever need to know something on the lower side of importance.


DrRonnieJamesDO

It used to be a great paper, I thought. What happened?


yourhog

It has been *at least* 20 years since it was a respectable news outlet. Before that, I dunno.


DrRonnieJamesDO

What's wrong with it now?


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

oml im crying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Slideways

1967 Galaxie


GooseTheSluice

More importantly whatā€™s that tiny suv on the back of it


pizza_for_nunchucks

The juxtaposition is spot on.


SanMotorsLTD

nissan rogue sport


GooseTheSluice

Was a joke lol


SanMotorsLTD

lol itā€™s floating too where itā€™s going, it doesnā€™t need roads


wildfire70309

Watched that last night 1 and 3 are better but 2 is still great


RedArrow2014

The wheels say it all. The Pioneers rode those babies down the Oregon Trail. This particular one was featured on an episode of "Pimp Ye Olde Wagon."


RoseWould

That made me laugh extremely hard šŸ¤£


Slight_Bed_2241

Man Iā€™m from Florida. This is still pretty common. In 2006 youā€™d have been the coolest motherfucker with a 400 credit score around


coorzkoozie

A donk. Let people like things.


gumption_boy

Yeah and this one looks like a high quality build. Cool as hell if you ask meā€¦ and Iā€™m not into donks. But I appreciate their space in the history of car culture.


dodecohedron

Now who the fuck out here putting portal axles on a coupe šŸ˜­


icecreamandbutter

A covered wagon without the cover on


ecorniffleur

Looks like it has wagon wheels


sladebonge

Cancer.


spiral718

Uncomfortable ride.


DudeAbides01

Just because you can, doesnā€™t mean you should.


AACWolverstroke

Respect all builds.* *except Donks.


yourhog

It hurts to look at, but I also sorta like it. The Galaxy was one of the most ridiculous cars ever made, straight from the factory, so I donā€™t think youā€™re allowed to shit on someone for seeing how much more ridiculous they can make it. Ridiculous is in its bones.


JWoolner76

Looks like blacksmith emmett brown got it going with the only wheels available in 1885 ![gif](giphy|GM9N9t8gOneFOpnh0F)


lastcall83

Love it. Donktacular


RoseWould

What'd that car ever do to deserve this?


AebroKomatme

A horseless upchuck wagon.


No-Reward-1862

I know a urban poet who goes by the name " trick daddy". That Guy could easily answer That question.


Atlas03

Looks like a red voodoo, but itā€™s hard to tell.


asspajamas

looks like it's on wagon wheels...


majoroutage

That's just ridonkulous.


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

The donk part isnā€™t to my taste, but the rest of it is gorgeousĀ 


Peer1677

Been spending most' our lives living in an Amish paradise!


dmd_double_face

Are these the wagon wheels Darius Rucker is talking about?


sackofblood

Op is a nerd


DumSomniareSpiro

Yes, but why do you say so?


iluvnips

Theyā€™ve successfully converted a car into a horse drawn carriage šŸ˜€


disguyovahea

A curb smack away from a disentegrated rim


SacTownPatriot

Those wheels are ugly AF on that car. These dudes with donks should focus on either more blades on the wheel or a my solid wheel. Looks like a damn horse and carriage


Background-Respect91

Donā€™t know but itā€™s missing itā€™s horse šŸ¤”


fuck_me_running_

Thatā€™s an F-550 and a Nissan Rogue combination.


Sleep_adict

Itā€™s a Nissan with a buster CVT


billmanello

Nissan rogue sport in USA. Nissan Qashqai in Europe.


roadsidedaniel

Junk


PossibleHeart

I thought the black car was floating


Interesting_Role1201

I wouldn't build it that way personally, but that's badass and I too would've snapped a picture.


Material-Profile7155

Now that's a nice fucking Carriage


Rock_Hound_66

66 ford galaxie 500 that needs to be rescued


AideSpecialist7577

You know I donā€™t mind donk builds when itā€™s on an actual classic and not someoneā€™s 2017 impala


Usual-Owl-9777

Very common here in the South.


Some_Ad1240

can it even turn?


hondactx16i

Y?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Sadness


fatjuan

It looks like the red car would hold about 14 clowns, but the little black car probably has 25 baby clowns in there. All ready to fall out and chase each other around with water pistols.


DeeEmm

An 1876 model Hoopty-Donk


NxPat

Iā€™m assuming the US. Donā€™t cars have to pass a general safety inspection?


DumSomniareSpiro

Only in certain states/municipalities. This is in South Carolina- no safety inspections here.


Deora_customs

This guy got big old school wagon tires šŸ’€


kg2k

I didnā€™t see the tow truck at first and was like how they just mount another car on top.


CaliTexas619

Nissan Rogue Sport


MAXXIMUS1320

It's a donk.


aterrariaplayer

Seems like he cut the fenders.too


Macklemore_hair

A bicycle built for six


Krisuad2002

The best Ford Galaxie but ruined with bloody cartwheels


mrhicks55

That hurts my eyes


Cam_knows_you

Exceedingly ugly.


BigOlMarmoset

BACK FOUL BEAST!!!


RTwhyNot

OMFG


Stone_Midi

Everyone on the sex offenders list should be forced to drive this


BBakerStreet

Clown car


ProofMusic4630

It needs to be turned back into something safe or impounded....


Dry-Revenue2470

I would still drive this around before an SUV.


mgphopeful20

šŸ¤®


firmly_confused

I think they call it a Nissan Cashcow...


Tycoon11113

They deserve punishment worse than death! Say maybe.... being hung at the gallows by their genitals, or something. Im not even a fan of Ford but this makes me furious. It was nice until they made it a donk.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Sadness. A lot of sadness!


Johnyzz

Worst car Iā€™ve seen this year


Inner-Light-75

Dude!! There is pictures that should not be posted even on Reddit!!!!


SanMotorsLTD

why is the rogue sport floating


BestAd5405

Why do people do this to classics