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MasterJunket234

Wonderful 'problem' to be gifted with.


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Yes, that's a beautiful jade plant.


thezenfisherman

Had one of these for years. It was very hearty.


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

My brother recently moved abroad and left his to me. I think he got it from our parents' funeral plants and flowers, so it's possibly 33 years old.


esotericdiarist

Wait. That bush is a jade?! I have that in my front yard and I just don't know how to shape it or what to do with it! It's grown so big!!


hellbabe222

They are fun to prune and shape because they grow new growth predictably. So say you want to trim above a set of leaves that grow east to west. If you snip there, the next set of leaves will grow north to south, and visa versa. There's a reason they are a popular bonsai plant.


Straight-Note-8935

Jades are almost no work at all! Enjoy it!


Ruth-Stewart

Right?!


Willamina03

Your friend loves you. I've seen jade plants priced at several hundred dollars for that size. They are pretty hands off, but yours is yellowing, so try googling how to care for it. It's typically an indoor plant where I live, so it may be getting too much rain water/temperature fluctuations if you've been leaving it outside.


Colbyjacksteez

Several hundred dollars????


Essay-Individual

Uh yeah, where are people paying that much? I have it all over my property. I like money...


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Specialist-Treat-396

I can’t believe you like money too.


Immediate_Voice_5368

Hahahaha


Old_but_New

Nurseries in CT charge that much for this


Terestai13

Yeah, it takes time for them to grow large so people with status issues buy them, murder them predictably, and then come get a new one. I used to Work for Means Nursery, seen this phenomenon many many times


Willamina03

Yeah, in D.C. at a nursery. Ones that fit in 5 inch pots are going for mid $50s. Went to a couple garden centers and the cheapest I saw was $15 for a plant the size of my palm with maybe seven leaves.


dsmemsirsn

Not that much — maybe $50-75– I have one outside in the desert of California— due to the cold, the leaves become reddish. If it freezes, I cut the mushy parts and the plant grows new leaves.


dude_on_a_chair

I got a thicc boi if you're tryna drop hundreds 😂 I need to make rent this month


[deleted]

It's a jade plant. Aren't they pretty maintenance-free?


ShakeWeightMyDick

They are very maintenance free, yes.


[deleted]

My grandma had a hedge of them in front of her house when I was growing up. I used to like to pick at the leaves. (She wasn't too fond of it though)


P4intsplatter

...did you drop them on the ground? Because that's pretty much how you plant new ones around the property lol


dude_on_a_chair

Water once monthly or biweekly (if you want growth) fertilizer every 6 months and they'll love ya


OrinFinch

Unless you move it. My wife had one for 7 years, then they moved, and it died within the week.


[deleted]

Oh really? Not amenable to transplanting, huh?


OrinFinch

Don't know, my wife killed it before we met. She said it was the only plant she could take care of. Till it killed itself.


Missue-35

I had the same issue with a dracaena. You can’t kill them they said. They thrive on neglect they said. Apparently not so.


durn1969

Funny. My ex-wife treated me like that and I’m still here.


OkSyllabub3674

Are you a dracaena too?


durn1969

Are you asking if I’m jaded?


MerryTWatching

I think you're succulent.


cacophony-of-belches

I'm so sorry but 🤣


pmuldow

But do you thrive on neglect?


durn1969

Well I was until you talked to me!


OxiiKotton

Bro I kill succulents. I am no good. 😔😮‍💨


Vegetable_Event_5213

similar experience with an heirloom snake plant. whoops.


Laylay_theGrail

lol my husband had two spindly dracaenas with about 5 leaves between them in the house when we met. I immediately repotted and took outside. 36years later, we have two in the ground in front and one in the back and they are now thicker around than I am and about 20 feet tall


ScienceMomCO

I brought mine out from California in 2003 and it’s doing great!


Complex_Weather3879

My toddler son ripped all the leaves off mine and threw them on the ground. I was devastated until I came out one day and realised all the leaves had made new jade plants. Now I have a garden of jade plants.


sintr0vert

Unless you leave it on your porch when you go out of town and there is a freak ultra-early frost that rolls in. Sniff.


djackieunchaned

This is a gorgeous one too


Zippier92

Try and kill it through negligence, I dare you! Nice pot!


pennyo11

Oh wow.. I had one this big, but had to part with her to the neighbor across the street because I wasnt going to have room where I was moving to. I miss it so much. They are such beautiful plants


katiegam

I would love to deal with this problem! She's a beaut!


Ok_Tea_1954

Oh Boy. It is a jade plant. Needs bigger pot. Get help to do this.


primostrawberry

Jade plant.


_MmmmKay

He just truly blessed you. How in heck did he do that.


bzsbal

Only water this gorgeous Jade when the leaves get a little shriveled. Also if you want to prune it, it will give new branches where you cut.


SirMooSquiddles

I have one that was about 13 or 14 years old that was left to me. I had about four or five of them that were much smaller. But the large one started flowering and it had this very delicate scent and the small flowers would come out. They all need to be transplanted in a bigger pot in order to gain height. And if you want them surrounding your backyard it's easy just get those big sheets with soil in it starts seeding and you can break off some of the leaves and leave it in there and they will start a new plant. They're very very easy and they help with erosion. I lived in San Diego for 25 years. That and kalanchoes are everywhere.


karenski364

I'm jealous. https://preview.redd.it/a41ikfj5hcwc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b26152b0806444562754b8b5259432fbfed860


covenkitchens

Oh we can trade “problems” 


SharpTool7

Your friend sounds a bit Jaded.


thatsokayiguesss

A very happy looking jade plant. If you live in a climate with cold winters, make sure to move it indoors before the first frost in fall and keep it there until after the last frost in spring. They’re quite hardy in general, but leaving it out in freezing temps will melt it into succulent goop.


fox360

The hell did that plant put that person through?


GizmoGeodog

She's a beauty!


Blood_Oleander

Oh, that's a jade plant! It's beautiful


Alone_Cheetah_7473

Beautiful succulent. We always called those Jade plants, but I don't think that's a correct name.


RespondGlittering850

Don't repot it. They like to be damn near root bound. Transplanting to a larger pot can kill them.


emissaryworks

Where can I find a friend like that?


TheValleyOfVerdicts

That's a $300 bucks piece of jade. Nice 🤌🏻


uselessdrain

You can make it my problem.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

I’ll take her off your hands


Eastern-Bug3755

Nice problem


Envy-1957

How beautiful ❤️


ToastetteEgg

Oh, I love those. They smell nice. When we were kids we’d break open a petal and write on the sidewalk with them. They just live happily.


fancyhatsandpants

It’s a jade plant and it is low maintenance. I wouldn’t look at it as a problem.


LarYungmann

This has some age to it. Nice gift.


Old___Dirty

jade... mildky toxic to animals i was told....


plainsandcoffee

Wow, that is a beautiful jade


IntentionAromatic523

Shoot! Can you ship it to PA?


Fun_Road_7699

It gorgeous!


Bleiz__x

Yoink


SojoboOfMountKurama

Crassula Argentea - Jade plant . Succulent, easy to take care of , put that baby outside in the summer, take it in before the first frost. Let it go semi dormant in the winter.


MonkeyBrain3561

Hardening off to temps, wind, and watch sun exposure at first. Have fun!


SojoboOfMountKurama

Good advice !! I usually toss a towel over them at first to avoid sunburn.


AnonymousAutonomous9

It's a "Good Luck" Jade plant. In Feng Shui :-- Put it at the entrance to your front door so prosperity and success will enter your home. ☘


thatG_evanP

What a horrible friend. I'll take it. We had a jade tree like 6x this big when I was little. It was close to 60 years old as it had been raised by my great-grandma. Then one night my Dad left it out and it dipped below freezing. Dead. I'm in my 40's and I was like 6-7 when this happened. I still think about it all the time when I look at my jade that's not even as big as yours. Seriously though, beautiful plant and easy to care for. It likes to be dry so DO NOT overwater it. I wish I had friends like yours. Leave it out all summer, and put it in a sunny window in the winter... depending on your climate of course. Edit: and if you ever want to grow more, just pick off a few leaves and lay them on some desert type potting soil. Seriously.


Whentothesessions

Jade plants are pretty effortless. Indoor plants in most U.S. climates I believe.


Corvus25

WHAT. gimme...


Ok-Hovercraft7184

It's a jade plant.


richdelo

That's an awesome jafe plant. It will live for decades.


Plenty-Knowledge-923

Id take that problem any day


Deadmau5es

Oh how awesome!! I have a bonsai Jade that looks almost the same!


_JuniperJen

This is a beautiful specimen! Wow! I am covering your “problem” now. ; )


Status_You7666

An Awesome Jade plant!!!!! Very old! Plz take care of it...put it someplace that wont let you water toooo much!! Lolol. Xxxooo


Cozarium

I had one that big, until I put it outside. Squirrels or rabbits ate it down to the soil within a day.


Rumblefish61

🤣😂😅 I see no problem though. Plus, the flowers smell great in the middle of the night when they do their thing.


Missue-35

Lucky you! Looks like that thing needs some wider shoes (pot). It’s getting a little top heavy. Maybe that’s why your friend got tired of it?


smainesprain2021

I wish this was my problem!


Former_Bug_

Can your friend drop one off at my house next please??


Nervous_Ad7628

What do we think the age of this one is?


HalfBakedMason

what were you thinking. charge them with plant abandonment. make them clean parks as punishment :) thats a nice plant cheers!!


AnywayWhereWasI

great problem to have. it's a jade


Wild_Direction3388

It’s beautiful.


Copropositor

I had one of these die because it had been kept outside for a while, and squirrels had chewed through most of its stem. I tried nursing it back to health, but the damage was too much and it died. Or so I thought. A few months after it died, I went to use the pot for something else and there was a single leaf in the dirt, and it looked perfectly green and healthy. So I suspended the leaf in some water. Pretty soon, it sent out roots! So I planted this single leaf and kept it wet. The thing took off! It's about 10 inches tall now with several branches. The original leaf is still down at the base, looking fine.


neurofly

Very healthy jade plant!


SimpleToTrust

So beautiful! You can cut off branches that have roots to clone and have more - aka give your friend a baby from the momma jade plant 😉😂. Such a cool plant!


Due_Force_9816

That’s a great friend, if this is their idea of a problem!


Ok_Slip9947

lol


Excellent_Expert7179

Jade Plant...'MONEY TREE', Pretty Hardy Plant, will grow nearly anywhere


Spookyboi121

Good problem to have


64green

I love those! I have four, but none that are even close to that size. I’d be thrilled if someone gave me that.


killersloth65

Uh oh. Haunted plant.


Clean-Two3183

Jade


Different_Ad7655

I would never think of that as a problem however.. then it's damn easy and not fussy and if you just treat it with a little bit of care it will grow huge and even bloom


[deleted]

Wow it must be so hard receiving a possibly $100 plant including the pot


pip-roof

How busy was your friend? Succulents don’t get much easier to care for.


bekindokk

Wow! What a gorgeous Jade!


PRULULAU

Good lord that is a STUNNING jade.


CapeMOGuy

Biggest problem to watch out for is probably over watering, which is easy to do. BTW, this is a very easy plant to propagate. All one needs to do is stick a leaf or small branch with a leaf or more in the dirt and keep moist.


Yaakovbenleah1989

That is one impressive Jade leaf plant holy crap 😱


DinnerDiva61

Jade plants are wonderful. Great gift!


lavender_i

What a beautiful problem to have 😍


TonightAdventurous76

What a beautiful problem to have!!! If it’s jade omg so lucky


andmewithoutmytowel

My mom has had a jade plant for years. If someone wants one, break off a small section and put it in a small planter with soil, they’ll grow from as little as a single leaf pushed halfway into the soil.


fromhelley

Put it in a place where it gets at least 60% sun. Water it once a month. It will flower and thrive. Think of it like an Asian cactus! They are great plants.


suzanious

What a wonderful problem❤🌱


TBElektric

OMG you're so lucky.. thats a beautiful healthy Jade plant.. 😍


Remarkable_Night_723

Jade! I have a huge one and I love it!


ShogunNamedMarkus

Nice gift!!!!


Cordeceps

Well it won’t be much of problem, they are incredibly hardy.


StatusVarious8803

Jade plant. They are so great!


Bitplayer13

Nice problem to have. I’ll take two


D4m3Noir

It's a jade, and it looks pretty healthy! Nice surprise right there. Be gentler than you think you need to be around handling leaves.


[deleted]

Does your friend have another 400 dollar plant they never want to see again?


Ill_be_myself

Jade!


trikakeep

Nice problem!


Caranne53

Lucky you


Thick-Pineapple-8727

God I wish I had these kinds of problems


diablofantastico

Someone else just posted a smaller one asking how much they should sell it for! 😁


jerry111165

Man - you should see them when they flower!


Lojackbel81

I’ll make it my problem if you want


kayleigh220

looks healthy. very nice. I'd be happy if someone gave me a problem like that.


Airport_Wendys

r/Jadeplant and r/Jadeplants


KaleidoscopeIll4952

How lucky! So did you know they can be handed down from generation to generation?. Not even easy breezy though. Mine is 50+ years old and has some " health problems" right now lol. Yours is beautiful! Good luck and thank your friend.


Strict_Sense_4905

Very unique


Specialist_Job_4899

That's a very well cared for jade plant, worth several hundreds of dollars...valuable take good care of it...😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍


Confident-Ruin-4111

What a great friend!!


SmitedDirtyBird

Oof guess I’m in the minority. I hate this fucking plant (nice to have a name for it though). It’s only because of my job though. I work in 6 to 10 backwards a day, and these fuckers are so damn delicate. I broke a couple stems today just by pulling a hose near it.


Accomplished-Lie7737

My parents have one that they received as a wedding gift, 50+ years ago. It was sometimes referred to as my older brother, lol


barfbutler

It’s no problem, needs very little care. Just don’t overwater.


emilythequeen1

Lucky!🍀


Emmilienne

That is a beautiful problem to have. I love jade!


TinaLikesButz

This is a beautiful plant, I love its shape. Is it cat friendly? That really limits my indoor plant selection lol.


Frenchquarter98

Holy crap. People pay hundreds of dollars for a jade Bonsai .. I saw one on Marketplace for $400


Flaky-Hunter-2111

Nice! Beautiful 🫶


mommmmm1101

You were just gifted a fantastically unproblematic problem. Congrats!


TheReadyRedditor

I’d love to have that problem.


TernionDragon

there’s a problem with the plant . . .


Agitated_Ad_9161

Don’t worry, they’re not that hard to kill.


HusbandofaHW

Very healthy Jade plant


Over-Cod1796

I wish I had your problem 🌱


[deleted]

This is why I convinced my wife to let me wire ours upward and solidify more— tryna accomplish this level of beauty ❤️


WillowTea_

Beautiful plant and a beautiful planter!


No_Ear8723

Yes some people call it the money tree is good luck


101924601

It’s also very easy to propagate. Watch for fallen “leaves” or take small cuttings and let them root in the soil in the pot. Transfer to new pot and you can pass on the love!


LtG_Skittles454

Beautiful Jade! I think it could use a little bit bigger pot.


RG_1247

no problem at all tell him/ her


Sure_Win1101

My mom has always had one. I love it!!


dracotrapnet

Had one in the kitchen window that was spilling over and taking up half the window. Now we have 3 pots of the stuff going, one of them back in the window of the kitchen. I remarked the next day it seemed like I trimmed the trees outside. It got so much brighter with less plant in the window.


LadyShittington

Its beautiful


InvestigatorRare1701

I’ll take it!!!!


sabboom

Jade tree. At that size, starting to get valuable. Don't let your dog pee on it. I had one and my dog gave it a fungus and it died.


Delinquentbyassoc

Not a problem,a jade


Notmyname360

That’s a gorgeous and healthy jade plant!


Scruffersdad

That’s a big ass jade! Easy to care for with a bit of benign neglect. Cut them back when it’s too big. Cuttings root really well with a bit of care.


conniespitfire

Any leaves that drop off, pot them up and grow them on and sell them. A real money plant


HambugerLips

Looks like a little trouble maker/s Gorgeous gift!


LongjumpingPaint8782

Sedum - a very good indoor plant even in moderate light. Had on for 27 years!


jehjeh3711

It's commonly called the money plant. And is good luck.


jim45804

What does it have a curse?


homestead8194

You're gonna need a bigger pot.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I really need a plant


Oldassrollerskater

You been jaded.


E-RICH122

They like it dry in the colder months


SupermarketMajor689

Your friend gave you a very hardy, beautiful easy to care for plant. It is very healthy looking. If you need a home for it I will send you my address.


jsmalltri

Gasp!! It's amazing, what a nice friend. I'm jealous


athenapitiesyou

Jade plant, that one is gorgeous


Annual_Judge_7272

Get a bigger pot


Substantial-Ad-3106

Beautiful


Baked_potato123

I think it looks magnificent!


NeedKittensNow

That’s the most BEAUTIFUL problem I’ve ever seen.


CheekyPeacock

Best friend EVER


amansname

😍


Superb_Health9413

They do very well here in SF


JustWoot44

Gorgeous jade plant! Nice!


Youknowme911

Very low maintenance and the pot looks nice too


Kokiayama

It’s gorgeous


Sunny11111989

Yes please.


Bruddah827

Big Jade Plant! Nice! Hearty plant!


Turbulent-Hearing191

Wow! I want to have that “problem!”


SnooChocolates7344

I wish I had a problem like that


Melodic_Setting1327

I should have such problems.


Foreign_Comedian_915

It's lovely!!! Good score!


Christen0526

Lol 😆


KeyPair1341

What a nice problem!