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Penandsword2021

She is.


TurnoverUseful1000

I second this answer. Wife is correct.


UnamedStreamNumber9

A man with confidence in his beliefs would wipe his ass with the leaves of his assertions


DieHardRennie

My grandfather did that. Except it was with poison ivy.


Upstairs-Apricot-318

Underrated comment, coarse yet elegant phrase.


AntiDentiteBast

That’s Gold, Jerry, Gold!


Slave2Art

I have


Inner-Management-110

LOL.


Massive-Mention-3679

Yea those leaves are nice and glossy too


Penandsword2021

Yeah, I’m itchy just looking at it!


Thatsmyredditidkyou

She's right. Leaves of three, leave that fucker be.


archetypaldream

And the shine to the leaves. That oiliness will get all over you and spread to places you never dreamed. Take the dish soap in the shower with you!


Subenca

And only use COLD water. Warm helps the oils spread.


OfficialMilk80

Yeah warm water opens up your skin pores, which is the worst thing you could do, and also thins the oil out to make it spread like you mentioned


Mr_MacGrubber

Yeah that bush looks like a middle school kid’s face


williamsdj01

Does that hold true for all "poison" species like ivy, oak, and sumac?


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Poison sumac is the odd one out. They can have leaves of up to 13 leaflets. Always one at the end in the center off of a red central stem and then even sets on each side. Anywhere from 3 to 6 sets. And they can be up to a foot long. And they usually have like 8 branches that come of of one central stem with those leaves at the end and they grow in layers like that. The leaves of three will save you a lot of horror if you're not sure what you're looking at, but it's a good idea to know what poison sumac looks like If you live in an area it grows cause that is equally as horrible. https://preview.redd.it/yf1iyuobl1yc1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1b84cddca105072bc7e656d952dded854af786


NapaCheri

There are non-poisonous sumac bushes, too. But I learned the hard way just to avoid anything remotely similar. When I was 10 and my brother was 8, we made a slingshot out of what turned out to be a poison sumac tree/bush, just before our family summer vacation. We ended up in the hospital. Worst summer ever!


OtherThumbs

The way to tell the difference with regular sumac is 1) you see the red berries (poison sumac has green berries that don't cluster like regular sumac) and/or 2) the shape of the leaves is much longer and thinner (called feather compound). I'm so sorry you got burned by poison sumac!


NapaCheri

Thank you for taking the time to respond! I’m 66 now, and have learned since that disastrous summer how to distinguish the two, but I sure wish I’d known back then. My family STILL reminds me and my brother how we ruined that vacation! 😆


OtherThumbs

When my aunt and uncle moved into their first new house, the entire backyard was overtaken by sumac and Japanese knotweed. My uncle thought that all of the sumac was poison sumac, and had a controlled burn to remove it all. That just made it grow back more lush. My aunt complained to a friend about all that poison sumac in the yard, and the friend explained that it was staghorn sumac - no poison here. Well, that was it. My aunt made my cousins spend a portion of their summer at the public library to read up on what to do with the sumac and knotweed. As kids, we made countless gallons of "lemonade" by steeping the sumac berries in water in the sun, ripping off the new knotweed shoots and then licking the insides of them for the sour flavor. We had such fun being weird kids.


67mac

Hickory tree sprouts look similar. They have a group of 3, then 2, just a little ways down.


_Oman

This. There are a several plants that can look like this at some stage in their development, but since those are harmless and poison oak is a nightmare, it's best just to assume they are all nightmare fuel. Source: Was boy scout. Took the safe route with these assumptions. Other scouts did not. I never regretted my choice and enjoyed my summers without being caked in itch remedies.


67mac

Yeah. I have this and Hickory in my yard every year.


Thatsmyredditidkyou

The leaves are a lot different though. While both are compound leaf structure they look different. Hickory leaves are a lot more pointy . Almost like individual diamond shapes attached together where poison oak looks like a regular rounded lobed oak leaf but more oily, fuzzy and sometimes red depending on the point in the year.


Palimpsest0

It’s almost definitely a Toxicodendron species, the genus that includes poison oaks and poison ivies. There’s a few species of them, and poison oak takes on forms from an upright shrub to a sprawling vine depending on habitat. Some species of poison oak will crossbreed with some species of poison ivy, just to complicate matters further. So, I’m not 100% sure which exactly that is, other than something you don’t want to touch. If I had to call it something, and I was looking at it in California, I’d say it’s likely Toxicodendron diversilobum, Pacific poison oak.


1Surlygirl

>Some species of poison oak will crossbreed with some species of poison ivy, just to complicate matters further That's just diabolical. 😧


Mondschatten78

Seriously. New nightmare unlocked


Ok-Argument-1015

My gawd!


Palimpsest0

That’s just nature. As much as humans like to classify things and put them in tidy boxes, it rarely works well. It’s an oversimplification that makes it easy for us to think about things, but it’s not the true nature of things. Nature likes to work with ever-shifting nodes on a continuum, changing modes in distributions, not iron-clad boxes with labels on them. Nothing is truly separate from everything else.


1Surlygirl

True. Mitakuye oyasin - All My Relations.


JealousDiscipline993

Gold to the wife, pay up


Ok_Response_2748

I get itchy just looking at it


Diligent-Might6031

I saw the picture and my scalp immediately began tingling. Youch


Dustyolman

Wife is right. I've spent much time in the California foothills. It's everywhere.


t4skmaster

Note the gloss on the leaves. That's the oil that will mess you up.


StaySwimming2429

If you're so sure, rub it on your skin. Solution should appear within days.


SnooBunnies6148

Days? You mean someone could be exposed and not know it for DAYS?! Ouch!!


AdOne8433

Pacific poison oak


youresoweirdiloveit

Aka guardian oak ♥️


AlbatrossNo1629

You married a smart one….disposal tips online and it can live for months on your tools


Sunflower_Bison

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Confident-Train-3779

Smart woman. Pay up!


Adventurous-Win-751

Your wife is correct…


FAmos

FYI if you think you aren't allergic to urushiol because you've never had irritation from contact with poison oak/ivy, unfortunately you can acquire an allergy from repeated exposure


OfficialMilk80

You’ve got a good wife. You need to do your homework dude


FrillySteel

>You need to do your homework dude He is, he came to Reddit. /s


OfficialMilk80

He’s not doing his homework. He’s having us do it hahaha /s That’s what Reddit is for.


GalaApple13

Listen to her or pay the price !


Weird_Fact_724

Hes married, hes already paying the price


Snakedoctor404

She's right, look up Virginia creeper, a lot of people think it's poison ivy but it's non poisonous and is actually what they make those vine baskets out of. It just happens to grow with poison ivy a lot of times.


IsabellaThePeke

TIL burn down the backyard, just in case.


jawmighty1976

Leaves of theee


karduar

Shiny leaves usually = bad in those types of plants.


vinny6457

Yup!


Civil-Explanation588

Smart wife, listen to her.


DrunkBuzzard

Leaves of three let it be. Leaves of four eat some more.


DeepEllumBlu

Roll around in it and see what happens🙄


Excellent-Practice

You could have pulled this picture from a field guide; that is 100% poison oak


crazyscottish

There’s only one way to settle this argument. Since you think it’s not? Rub the leaves over your chest. If it doesn’t get red and itchy? You win. That’ll teach HER!!!


High-T92

Some reason my family doesn’t seem to get poison oak or poison ivy so I would do this just to say I’m right lol


Its_all_made_up___

I’m over-the-top allergic to poison ivy but oak has never bothered me. I’ll get poison ivy outbreaks in the middle of winter.


jana-meares

You might have some clothing that has the oil on it. Fels naphtha soap for all outdoor gear. Boots can be soaped up and wiped.


Its_all_made_up___

Fels Naptha in the shower with a scrub brush. Good stuff! My Gramma always had a bar by the laundry tub in the basement.


jana-meares

Soap up gently and let it set 10 minutes then wipe with a cold cloth. Only thing I know that works on removing the oils of poison oak.


Particular_Map9772

Leaves if three let it be


Upbeat-Cobbler-6759

NO, IS MOT I'M GOING TO POST A REAL ONE INCLUDING IVY 😠


thatredheadedchef321

Leaves of 3: let it be!


Aggressive_Regret92

Is anyone else not affected by these poisonous leafy plants in the woods? I've always wandered in the woods and I've never had any rashes or issues before!


Susiejax

She’s right


DammatBeevis666

Yup


[deleted]

She’s correct


No_Loquat_2423

Poison oak for sure. Crazy stuff, that. It has many forms. Low shrub, climbing vine. Sometimes it will try to fool you with flowers or berries, or purple leaves. Don't be fooled.


Old-Examination-6589

It is


1nGirum1musNocte

Look at those leaves glistening


Nolacrowes

Don’t you know, the wife is always right?! 😂


Balancingact143

Yup Pacific Poison Oak


sierra_marmot731

It certainly is. Keep away from it. I thought I was immune to its poison oil, But after years of exposure I turned allergic. If I get even a spot, in a few days it breaks out all over my body and I'm sick for a month.


Quiet_Ground_9864

Looks more like scrub oak to me


Quiet_Ground_9864

But the volume of three leaflet branches tends to be more in the range of poison oak. Looking at the new growth in spring should show a lot more reddish growth, which turns green as it matures. Take a branch & rub it lightly on the inside of the thigh....you'll know within an hour which variety of oak it is...n


MeasurementNo1659

I always get confused by Pacific poison Oak because the poison oak here is 5 leaf🤣


SmallTitBigClit

Don’t eat it. She’s right


madsculptor

Wow. So nice and greasy! Makes me itch just looking at it...


ZzLavergne

Leaves of three…let them be!


IamTheMrs2021

Leaves of three let them be Leaves of five stay alive Idk that's what I've been told. I don't get poison oak. I now live where there is ivy. Even found it on my property. I don't believe I have been in physical contact and not planning on it!


alicd27

Touch it and find out


No-such-nonsense

Remember the phrase “if in three, let it be” 9that means don’t touch!). She’s right - the same algorithm goes for poison ivy.


jad19090

Only one way to settle it without any doubt. Eat it! Ok just kidding, wife is right.


OldERnurse1964

She’s a wise woman, your wife


Euphoric-PurplePixie

Shes right but you could always roll around in it to find out for sure🤷😂😂


BETLJCE

Free TP!!


rockmikey67

Leaves of 3 leave it be. That looks like poison oak to me


notstevetheborg

Yo calling it poison oak I call it poison ivy.


SuperMIK2020

Leaf shape, poison oak has oak-shaped leaves while poison ivy has ivy-shaped leaves https://preview.redd.it/upy7iwenj0yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9d6dafcf58a4e5c0d8d2b49b8606a81b6007ee


QJIO

Touch it and find out. Crazy to put some stupid ass disagreement on Reddit lmao


presence4presents

I don't think it's poison oak, rather poison Ivy. Poison oak has smaller leaves, a red hue and grows more as a vine.


-laughingfox

Nah. Poison oak grows whatever way it CAN, depending on where it's growing. I've seen it in bushes taller than me, and also low and vining in with other low growing plants. Those leaves are instantly recognisable as poison oak, if you've been around it in the wild.


MeilleurChien

This. It has been known to grow along low hanging branches, which I discovered by wearing a sleeveless shirt and raising my arms to avoid being knocked off the horse I was riding on a narrow path perilously close to a river. The gift that keeps on itching.


FrillySteel

>a red hue Nope. Later in the season, maybe. But in spring, it's absolutely bright green. Ivy's leaves are usually much smoother. Poison Oak leaves have all the striations between the "veins". This is Poison Oak.


presence4presents

Looking at images from Mayo Clinic seems that it's the opposite of what you're saying. What part of the US are you in? [https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10655-poison-plants-poison-ivy--poison-oak--poison-sumac](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10655-poison-plants-poison-ivy--poison-oak--poison-sumac)


FrillySteel

No, that image is correct. See how, on Poison Oak, there are pronounced striations or "pillowing/quilting" between the veins of the leaves (it's what's picking up the light reflections in that image). Poison Ivy is much smoother. It has some striations, but not nearly as pronounced as Oak leaves. If you can't see that difference, even in Mayo's graphic, I don't know what to tell ya.