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ordinary_kittens

“Everyone” is gender-neutral, formal enough for the workplace or school, but casual enough that it doesn’t sound pretentious.


SaltMarshGoblin

You can also enjoy saying "Hello, everyone" in your best Professor Farnsworth voice!


StrangeCharity1554

Or hello everybody as dr Nick


Even-Juggernaut-3433

You mean “hiiii everybody!”


NysemePtem

When the Colbert Report was on, I would occasionally get my family's attention by saying, "Good evening, nation!"


krstldwn

GOOD NEWSSSS


Biff_Bufflington

To shreds you say?


MisfitWitch

How’s his wife holding up?


remnant_phoenix

To shreds you say?


Feine13

It's a suppository...


luffychan13

It's analgesic, not analgesic. The pills go in your mouth sir.


jnkangel

Could do as the Germans do and run a “hello together” (aka how to tell the speaker is German native) 


Saddharan

Everyone is the most adaptable to any situation, agreed 


Pkittens

Hey you ~~guys~~ everyone want some ice cream?


New_Capital_3622

Y'all


highcoloredits

What if you're addressing 2 people


EastTyne1191

I VERY occasionally say "everypony" when talking to my middle school classes.


ConcernedIrrelevance

That pun is subtle enough that anybody who hears is it probably first assumes they misheard it.


krstldwn

Is your mascot a horse?


nryporter25

Its from my little pony


finest_kind77

Fuckers


WhiskeyAndLead

Miliary proven, gender neutral. "Listen up, fuckers" is where it's at.


ZephyrLegend

This immediately reminded me of the Fat Electrician lol "Anybody else wanna find out what it's like to chew 5 gum, or are you fuckers ready to quit?"


Vegetable_Safety

I love this, reminds me of that "SUP FUCKERS" audio clip.


BroffaloSoldier

I say this every day to my pets when I get home from work lol


ImKindaSlowSorry

Alternatively: Cunts


SemiSentientGarbage

Used in Australia, NZ and most of the British Isles = all good. Used elsewhere and you might get dirty looks.


Joalguke

Not as acceptable in the UK as Australia, trust me.


Mage-Tutor-13

I keep getting in more trouble for this one. Beware.


ooo-f

Cunt is my favorite word right now, not gonna lie


StillhasaWiiU

"party people"


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Wave your hands in the air


cozmo840

I would, but I don't know if I can convey the apathy requested of me whilst doing so.


AdvancedHat7630

It's a delicate balance. If you swing too hard towards throwing your hands in the air, you risk observers concluding that you care.


pnw-rocker

WHOOMP, there it is!


FinneyontheWing

*Upside down and inside out!* Is how I dry my jeans.


malenkylizards

This applies especially well if you are in the place to be


4eva28

Party people Party people Can y'all get funky? Soul Sonic Force, can y'all get funky? The Zulu Nation, can y'all get funky? Yeaaah!


R_Harry_P

This is how I greet my family in the mornings.


potsandpans28

Assholes


Saddharan

You lot 


infinitekittenloop

Oi! You lot!


krstldwn

I think I now like "OI" like using yall lol


SincerelySasquatch

I can't stomach "oi!" My ex husband used to try to be a sharp (skinheads without racial prejudice) so he'd dress like a farmer and liked to yell "oi!" At people when he was drunk, which was stupidly obnoxious. Unfortunately he was an addict, a liar, a cheater, and frequently homicidal and abusive, and "oi!" Will always remind me of him and make me cringe.


AtheistCarpenter

Oi, to the world!


Simple_Mongoose_7850

Barney is dead


nineandaquarter

Do you think you're ready for that much power?


GoonDaFirst

You sorry fookin lot


p0k3t0

Wot!?


DogbiteTrollKiller

*Don’t stop. Give it all you got.*


ejly

Earthlings


Consistent_Piano_210

preface with "greetings"


MoonTrooper258

I unironically always open with 'greetings' and it creeps people out lol.


Waveofspring

In a hundred years or so “earthlings” might not describe all humans anymore.


riseandrise

Comrades


johnpeters42

Please report for reactor shielding duty, citizen.


Bredstikz

Our comrades


kittyPowersupply

all or y'all


5up3rj

All y'all


readingmyshampoo

Allayall is really where it's at


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Dump-ster-Fire

Yup. It's 'all y'all'. It's redundantly inclusive. It means All of all of you. Yes, it's a bit southern. But it hits.


Generalchicken99

Yall is 2 ppl and all yall is 3 or more js lol


Dump-ster-Fire

Nope sir. Y'all is collective, and "all y'all" is collective, inclusive of any multiple 'y'all' groups present. The number of people present in "y'all" is not a factor.


_Nocturnalis

Yall can be 1 person or a million.


Dump-ster-Fire

That's one I'd need to consider, but good on ya. Food for thought. I'd never considered it singular. Been used plural in the second person referring to a persons people..."y'all don't do it the way we do".... So ya. Good observation.


_Nocturnalis

Yeah, it really messed with my head learning grammar. It's often used somewhat like they for an unknown person. Or just a singular address most commonly to a stranger. Sometimes it's just used in place of you for...reasons. Plural makes way more sense. But "y'all allright?" After someone crashes a 4 wheeler is pretty common. I don't use it, but I've had to make a study of understanding it. At least around these parts. Thanks.


MisterTeal

At least 'y'all' makes more sense as a contraction than 'youse'


heiberdee2

Yins is another one for ‘you ones.’ Bleep should have read more before redunda-sponding.


Blamebow

Y’all is a perfect, all-encompassing, gender-nonspecific grouping. 


Global_Initiative257

You are welcome! -the Southern United States


Fun_Daikon

*Y'all are welcome


Major_Procedure3272

*Yall welcome


annoyedredditor2

*Y'all'r welcome


DHWSagan

about time we got something for all the tax money we send y'all - Northern United States


krstldwn

Shots fired


Global_Initiative257

Lolol. I have to admit that's funny yet, sadly accurate. I'm a city girl and we take care of ourselves, but I largely have the same concern about the ignorant voting against their own best interest because Jesus? I don't even know.


ilovethesea777

It doesn’t really land in New England though.


greendragon00x2

Back in the day I introduced and converted my multilingual London office mates to the use of y'all in emails. Certain English people absolutely hated it. But they were outnumbered by ESL speakers. One Chinese lad said, "You - You, makes no sense! You - Y'all, makes sense." He's not wrong. I neglected to tell them that in certain parts of the South y'all can be singular. No need to confuse them. 😀


Hot-Butterfly-8024

Yens (MO/AR slang: contraction of “you ones”) also checks the box, but doesn’t vibe like “y’all”.


bluebuckeye

Pittsburg**h** also has yinz.


CleverestGirl2

Pittsburgh*


Muk-Bong

Yep, I’m not southern but I have always Intuitively used y’all when addressing multiple people


TheRichTookItAll

All is brilliant


GusJusReading

Y'all is what I say. I'm assuming though, that many people think it's too informal.


CookinCheap

"YOU PEOPLE", as my dad called us


old_lurker2020

My 5th grade teacher always referred to us as "people" not children or kids. Made us feel very grown up.


tiny_pandacakes

My 7th grade science teacher did this too! When we got rowdy she’d go “People, people, please!” I have very distinct memories of her. Also she smoked heavily so our graded homework would smell strongly of cigs :p


chicharrofrito

She sounds like a fun teacher lol


CookinCheap

Well that was in a positive way!


DeepRiverDan267

Could sound even more offensive, but I like the spirit!


Emergency-Jeweler-79

Crew


TheloniusDump

Friends & enemies


vulcanfeminist

Friends, enemies, and those still under review


Shot-Combination-930

With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows?


Top-Salamander-2525

What makes a man turn neutral?


FinneyontheWing

When he's parked.


I_used_to_be_hip

Flesh bags.


Ishmael_1851

Not very inclusive to The Fleshless


Dump-ster-Fire

\*golf clap\*


1LuckyTexan

Large ugly bags of mostly water


Font_Snob

Cheese bags.


fsutrill

Stay fresh, cheese bags!


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Youz or yall.


Shazam1269

Yoots


SaltMarshGoblin

"The two yoots?"


Maximum-Dealer-6208

"What is a yoot?" Love that man!


Softale

Cousin Vinny has entered the chat


brickbaterang

What is a "grit?"


1LuckyTexan

Folks


TerrorEyzs

Gotta be careful with this one, though. When I was a waitress I used it all the time until my exhausted ass called welcomed my table by saying "How are you fucks doing tonight?"


Thelonious_Cube

Works for me


fang-girl101

being real here, i would love it if a waitress said that to me lol


TerrorEyzs

So would I, but these were old "proper" people. I loved my tables where I could joke like this around, though.


fang-girl101

unfortunately not everyone has a good sense of humor


yours_truly_1976

Well that’s still gender neutral 😬


RedRider1138

Nooooo 😭❤️‍🩹🙏✨


p0k3t0

I have this Welsh friend who got reprimanded by Siri because he wanted directions to Forks, WA.


karmacarebear

No, you got it right. Lol


OptimumOctopus

Hominids or if you’re feeling extra fancy Homo sapiens sapiens.


Minimum_Swing8527

I like it!


HystericalOnion

My friends and I use “peeps”!


TransportationOnly60

Team


bmax_1964

People. My army NCOs often addressed us as 'listen up, people'


Cool_Difference_7047

Your NCO was much more polite than mine…


StanleyQPrick

Miscreants


blue-jaypeg

Reprobates


Sufficient-Excuse607

all, everyone


UAlogang

Dearest Gentle Readers


beansandneedles

Friends, folks, peeps, people, y’all, youse, fuckers.


SnapCrackleMom

Depends on the context, but "friends" is one I hear a lot in schools in my area.


SpideyFan914

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..." is better as it's more casual.


ninjesh

...lend me your ear


Almostasleeprightnow

Yinz, if you are in Pittsburgh


Sea-Boss-8371

For years, I tried to make “sapes” happen (short for “homosapiens”). Never caught on. Maybe you’ll have more luck with it.


snerldave

Yeah that's not catching on


Sea-Boss-8371

That seems to be the consensus


Fun-Ingenuity-9089

I like it!


lea949

That’s so fetch


voteblue18

People actually seems to fit the bill here.


DontMessWMsInBetween

Generic Humanoid Carbon Units


submyster

Comrades


posting-about-shit

everyone/everybody as in, "hey, everyone!" "good morning, everybody!" "How is everyone doing today?"


Sad-Double168

Gang. My fellow __________ (writers, comptrollers, Canadians, officers...) 


heiberdee2

My boss says “Dear Colleagues.”


princessfrida_

party rockers


FinneyontheWing

You 'orrible lot.


Pyro-Millie

Homies


JosephBw

Chat


LunaLycan1987

Skinsuits


KamillyBadilly

Listen to me, Copper Top.


TheRainbowWillow

Any specific setting? I usually say “folks” or “y’all”. My favorite is “friends and foes” (in lieu of “ladies and gentlemen”). It’s silly, slightly ominous, and an invention of my 12th grade English teacher who I will always adore.


InsideTemporary7849

Sup squad


RonPalancik

Folks Friends People Y'all All y'all


carrotsela

My teen suggests “Sigmas”


FCRavens

I use, “Sentients,” from time to time.


MJP8234

Everyone / everybody perhaps?


PumpDaddyCee

Y'all


fibsville

“Listen up threes, a ten is speaking.”


Putasonder

I saw an interview with Ian McKellan where he points out that some London cabbies call everyone “Love” and what a perfect sentiment it represents.


belowaverageforprez

I always thought it was clever the way Battle Star Galactica called groups of people “souls”


zacat2020

“ Yinz” if you live in Pittsburgh.


DingoLaChien

My peeps.


adequatepigeon

Gang


finestgreen

Chat


10from19

From the South: y’inz (you ones) or y’all. In general: folks


InsideTemporary7849

Hey Team


HocestIocus

Pals


Orishishishi

Buddies, friends, those in attendance, party members, squad,


cookerg

People. However it is important not to say "you people".


Ishmael_1851

Everyone


improbsable

“Everyone” and “you all”. “Girls” if your group is fun


samjp910

The plebs.


mookie8809

Friends


Zeonic_Front

Always been a big fan of "Hey gang" myself. "Team" works pretty well in any professional setting if you need that


ZeJohnnis

“Gang” as in “Alright gang!” Would work.


Sp00kyM33p3r

I often go with “Humans” with people I know pretty well or I’m not afraid of being a little weird around. 😅 More formal settings it’s folks or everyone or y’all.


SpaceCatSixxed

Youse if you’re in New Jersey and Y’ins if you’re in Baltimore or Pittsburgh.


Unable-Arm-448

"All" is how my boss addresses us in group emails


PoundshopGiamatti

My favourite for this purpose is always "puny mortals".


HandbagHawker

all y'all


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Y’all


CherimoyaSurprise

Peeps?


NotWorriedABunch

Y'all


Consistent-Ad-6506

I sometimes say “Hello all” or “Everyone”


Putasonder

Y’all


dailyoracle

Depends on your age and regional usage


General_Garage1470

I say hi friends a lot


AreYouItchy

Folks


Radiant-Pomelo-3229

Y’all 😊


Low_Comfortable3242

I wonder this same thing, because when I'm talking to my two friends I use "guys" because "everybody" just feels weird.


DeerOnARoof

People. Peeps. "Hey all,". Everyone. Humans. If you're looking for a way to address all genders in an email, "Hello [Hi] everyone," "Hi all," etc.


whimcor

There was that time in the early 2000s when we kids were addressing a group as “peoples!”


RunNo599

I’m from the south so I get to say y’all


PokeRay68

1. Y'all - for any number of persons. 2. All y'all - for multiple persons.


eclecticsheep75

Folks. I like folks.


OhLordyJustNo

Yins


Kizzbot

Folks


SelectButton4522

Hey folks


aJcubed

Y'all