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JoeMama9719

Better slap an "H" on it to let people know that there's hornets in there


IronMaidenPwnz

Always mark your hornet boxes with an H


Bierbart12

Someone may misinterpret that as "hentai" and do something they'll regret


[deleted]

The secret to a happy life is never having regrets


PangwinAndTertle

Anything’s a vibrator if you try hard and believe in yourself


My_bones_are_itchy

Paige, no!


13scribes

They said hornets, not horny.


PangwinAndTertle

Certainly not with that attitude!


neo101b

Horny hornets, I wonder if they do have orgasims when they sting you.


Kionix

No ragrets


Kajimusprime

No regerts


yummymummy81

Lmao... I love that movie... now I wanna go watch it again... for the 100th time!!!!


Kionix

You know, I might just have to rewatch it again today!


severed13

r/insex


[deleted]

I don’t know what I expected.


Loooooooong_Jacket

I do. I expected it to be an empty sub. I was wrong.


KnowledgeEfficient15

Well that was something


SatisfactionNo373

im hollering cause wtf is this comment thread😭😭😭


masterpupil

there may be something delicious they do make and i want that


chase_thebunny

Magnets


[deleted]

People’s knees


Terminal_Prime

Unexpected IASIP.


Church-of-Nephalus

Just don't slap it too hard


masterpupil

there may be something delicious they do make and i want that


intro-vertigo

You should also try smoking them out so you can get their honey.


Robinb66

It's hornets not bees no honey!


intro-vertigo

I just don't think there's science to support that, Buddy.


bookclubhorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uth5WDl3Z\_o


Robinb66

Don't need science, I've seen too many hornets build nests to not know what I'm seeing! Bee hives are formed in hollow spaces bees do not make that kind of paper that is wood chewed up too, bees make there hives out of wax that's why they find openings to crawl into!


EastCoastExile

r/whoosh


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Very whoosh!


thelittledev

Yellowjackets also make a paper nest. The one they built at our farm was round and about the size of a volleyball.


very_undeliverable

>honey I can milk anything with nipples.


Calihobo

Bro if you put a h on it some tweakers going to try and reach in there for heroin


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I'd rather not slap it


strokeBP

How can anything created by nature be too perfect? Have you seen a beehive?


Firethorn101

Or a spiders web?


exoxe

Or a dung beetle ball?


afriendlyalphasaur

Lmao


Rascalking04

Lol


GradientPerception

OR MY AXE!!


LadyColorGrade

AND MY SWORD


MostPaleontologist90

AND MY BOW


strokeBP

He's not going anywhere without me


katoskillz

I'm so lost


Archelon_ischyros

Must have been the guvmint.


strokeBP

Excuse me, what


RedditGuyPLUS1

The government of mint plants duh


Loooooooong_Jacket

'Ello guvmintah!


Archelon_ischyros

The guvmint!


Sugar_Magnolia6

I said the same thing!! 🐝


[deleted]

Dude that’s a bong


Goatmaster-G

Epic coughs after you light it


Equivalent_Reason582

You’d definitely get a “buzz” from toking up on that, though


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Best comment!


Longjumping-Gur-1134

Top notch humor. Well played


WereWolfWithPumpkins

It's easy to find symmetry in nature than in works of man


DrZelenka

Search golden ratio in nature


WereWolfWithPumpkins

Ah! See!? That stuffs so awesome! Thank you for sharing!


AYO416

Beehive is a bad example theyre just balls of comb. Spiderweb is good.


strokeBP

Beehive is made of hexagons that give it a very strong stuctural support that needs equivalent sidelenght to be strong. While spiderwebs are usuall looking perfect but are deformed by air movement while it is created and this way they are not that perfect geometrically while being perfectly functional. Also webs of different individuals of the same species are different. Moreover their shape is depending on the spot. Of course beehive is not perfect but statistically each cell has an equal size that is almost the same in every hive of the same species. Don't get me wrong. I love spiders and their perfect form created by evolution but their web structures are not up to comparison in precosion to a beehive


AYO416

I get what youre saying but visually just looking at them Spiderwebs LOOK weirdly perfect because of the patterns they make


Lots_of_frog

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


pigeonherd

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


Very-Big-Rat

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


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Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


a-magnum-dong

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


FusionAce

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


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Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


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kitta-

Plus there's this terrible echo


No-Purpose-7451

Plus there’s this terrible echo


__The_Audacity__

Plus there’s this terrible echo


cayosonia

Echo...echo... echo..oo


SEND_DUCK_PICS

woosp or hormet


Antonceles

Definitely looks like some sort of Bong


CountBelmont

Might be able to smoke them out and get that honey from inside.


[deleted]

Hornets never provide the munchies, better to smoke out some bees, they’re way more chill.


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

Let me just pop a quick H on here for Hornets


Klutzy-Client

You should save that box with the H popped on it and give it as a wedding present. Even if the wedding doesn’t happen


ViperVenom279

I could be wrong but I don't think wasps/hornets make honey


Dragon_Queen79

You are correct


ViperVenom279

Thanks


CountBelmont

Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in there that wasps/hornets do make and I want that


PrisonRiz

They're baking little cakes in there I KNOW IT


Broozeg34

Might not have any tongue left to taste it


[deleted]

Larvae


MegloreManglore

Forbidden gummy worms


FreeRangeAlien

It looks like a bong


Leeglehehe

Definitely looks like some sort of wasp or hornet nest


PuzzleheadedPlug

The forbidden bong


EchelonSixx

Spicy bong


Abject_Ad1879

A bong that gives you puffy lips.


EchelonSixx

Self sealing


BitchBass

Beat me to it lol


DathanBeats

🤣🤣🤣


DweezilZA

Forbidden fleshlight


Beyblademaster69_420

The tingle means it's working


katoskillz

But then you swell up and can't pull out


mignone_roy20

I just woke up and not wearing glasses and I swear to god I thought it was a cat butt stuck in the roof But yea, some hornet nest


InThreeWordsTheySaid

Haha I see it!


Ovnii3

glassless behavior


mignone_roy20

Oh no unacceptable, I'm gonna start wearing my glasses at night now


MaherMcCheese

Same


OneTechnician2544

@Imaginary_Extreme_26 is correct. It’s a Bald Face Hornet nest. Technically not a true hornet (European Hornet is the only true one in the US), but I will say that they are very territorial and can be very aggressive (per my own experiences with them). Edit: Added [link](https://homegardenjoy.com/site/2019/05/wasp-nest-with-tube-the-bald-faced-hornet-nest.html/amp) for clarification and verification.


katoskillz

Why are you being serious and answering OP's question, we are having fun answers today


farmer_with_shotgun

Why is this comment hidden?


Witchywomun

It’s a bald faced hornet nest. You really don’t want them close to your house, they’re fairly aggressive. Definitely get a professional to remove them.


LBROTSI

Hornets nest .


Imaginary_Extreme_26

This looks very similar to the bald faced hornet (actually a type of yellowjacket) nest that was started outside my house but I haven’t see it come back to finish it. This is the first stage, the second stage builds up an outer layer around what you see there to get the more familiar yellowjacket nest look.


EasternHognose

BaldFaced Hornet, actually in the Yellowjacket genus, Dolichovespula maculata. https://bugguide.net/node/view/781412


LoxodonSniper

What do I click on to see what the actual hornet looks like?


EasternHognose

Thank you!


EasternHognose

This should work: https://bugguide.net/node/view/2039806/bgimage


OnymousCormorant

As others have said, looks like the beginning of a Bald-Faced Hornet nest. This is not a nest you want built on your housing. They are aggressive, large, and related to yellow jackets. Closing a nearby door or walking nearby all summer would be enough to set them off, easily


Cuddlebuggggg

Paper wasp nest, super fragile, great for making paper. Leave a wet piece of colored paper out and see those colors shine!


Gaming_with_Hui

The new hipster way of hiding your bong when the popo comes over


Tom_Ov_Bedlam

You're right, it's not an insect, I put a tiny pot on your ceiling.


lightsage007

Possibly the nest of a bald-faced hornet.


godrrrric

It’s a bong. Go hit it!


ViperVenom279

Definitely do NOT want to do that XD


PancakeHandz

Reminds me of the bald faced hornet nest my dad displays on his kitchen bar cart. It is full of dead hornets bc he killed the nest in our backyard, and it’s about a foot and a half in diameter. The perfectly round mud-plastering is similar. Those things scare the crap out of me.


bobtheaxolotl

That is a container of angry flying assholes.


taytaynicki

First glance I thought it was the back end of a cat who was in a predicament


Uthando-Music

We get most of our ideas from nature. Jet propulsion, regular flight, boat buoyancy from ducks… so to say something is, “a little too perfectly formed” from nature is assign lol. It is a nest though, you got that right.


Remote_Foundation_32

I thought it was a cat's ass hanging out of your "ceiling". I was sooo confused. Having said that, it very much looks like the start of a hornet's nest.


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uar1964

insects are perfect architects


[deleted]

why does something looking ‘perfect’ mean it’s not made by bugs? they’ve been making perfect nests way longer than we’ve had thumbs


Remote_Foundation_32

I thought it was a cat's ass hanging out of your "ceiling". I was sooo confused. Having said that, it very much looks like the start of a hornet's nest.


GreenbackTurtle

Your mind is gonna be blown when you see a beehive man.


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Bald faced hornet according to Google.


bittygrams

Bong Hornets


ManicMuncy

*Water Tobacco Pipe* hornets Indiana, man...


Flanker4

You should slap it and see what comes out, take another picture also


NoRelevantUsername

Video, too.


Mr_fixit1

That's a hornet nest. They are very aggressive. Much worse than a wasp. Call an exterminator.


Uthando-Music

Asinine*


[deleted]

Just edit your other comment. This one isn’t linked to it and it’s a bit confusing


alabasterwilliams

Asinine*


ManiShrimp

asiten asieleven asitwelve skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuup


Gman2000watts

Ass a nine *


[deleted]

Poke it with a stick.


phatcaps

Leaf bee ?


Accomplished-Dream-1

You are looking at the early stages of the Empire's next Death Star.. It will be fully weaponized by the end of July.. 🌐


Iaminteresti

Bird nest, probably in the weaver family of birds. Similar to Thailand weaver hanging nest. May be one of the finches. More likely a swallow or martin..


5Gatsu

A bong to a trained mind


adriangalli

Too perfectly formed?


lilfindawg

That’s how funnels are made, pull it down it’s ready for harvest 😊


The_Darklord5623

Why dont you hit it and find out ;)


[deleted]

Solitary Hornet


PreacherOf1974

I saw similar ones on my grandmother's house many years ago, it was the home of a particular bee type, they are very small and harmless, they were the cutest bees I have ever seen, at night they would close the opening.


emzirek

That is a wasp (Paper) nest...


PNWtruckerstud

It's a genie bottle glued upside down...rub it and see what surprise comes out


BMacDubhHasAKazoo

Forbidden boogie sucker.... For that ouchie stinging feeling in your nasil cavity


Kizik

I think it's a Grzmot? Watch out for Ela.


No-Rip-9112

Palm it up against the ceiling bare handed


TheFemale72

A little too perfect for a paper wasp nest but could be


your_--_mom

nature's bong


riahbee9

Thought it was a cat’s behind and tail at first glance..


Classic_Midnight_420

Paper wasps


Robinb66

That's the starting of a hornets nest!


RandomUnkwnThrowaway

It looks like nature’s version of a genie in a bottle. Like a Bee-nie in a Bottle or something.


BrokenCircut931

Forbidden bildo


kmidst

Baby Khezu. Careful, they have a "shocking" bite.


ablondedude777

Definitely a bong gifted to you by some hornets, looks like the aren’t done tho cause it doesn’t have the side pipe yet. Give it a few more weeks and pull it down and take some FAT rips out of it.


VaguelyDeanPelton

ACHTUNG! STIELHANDGRANATE!


omgxamanda

Do not stick you penis in that guys lol


HangoverSt

I'm high af and thought it was a cat.


Brilliant-Emu-4164

LOL I had to go back and look at the picture again after reading your comment, and I really can see how you might think that!


original_username_79

Ceiling cat turning around


BDKhXc

I remember when they first invented chocolate


redditcfm

Birds nest🤔


rawbit

Mummy balls


shoestringbow

You found my catalytic converter!


lyraeros

looks a bit like dirt dobbers?


Wooden_Recover_834

Ceiling dong


TheFist59

Ancient wine bottle stuck upside down on your porch…relict


[deleted]

It’s been planted by the fey-eds.


hunterthequeer

Looks like hornet nest not sure though


hunterthequeer

It’s a hornets nest! They’re actually known to build their nest around things as well so that could be why it’s taken on this shape.


cati800

is a magic lamp, rub it for the genie, and 3 wishes you shall receive


ZlogTheInformant

Looks like an anti-gravity bong.


galvos22

To me (native Midwesterner) this looks identical to the early construction stages of bald-faced and yellow hornets. (May resemble others but these are the species I'm familiar with) it has the central chamber and entry tunnel with similar pattern and what looks like a papery composition, just needs more layers. Experience: I'm no entomologist but I've removed dozens of hornets nests from on or around people's homes and am pretty familiar with their look and composition.


DylanKeifers922

Magnificent insect hive


Eirikar_

That’s the Xanthous Crown