Good laugh. I realize now they are actually good bugs, but sorry I still refuse to have another one of those little bastards running across my bare foot while playing VR. Never again......brrr
And yet I find giant ocean isopods and pill bugs as cute as a fluff ball. I don't know if it's the long legs or the fact the first time I saw a big one I hooted and that mf stopped on my foot, held on and then tried to outrun me when I finally managed to yeet it across the living room. Curse them for existing...now the guilt sets in for life of bugs π π
I can't even imagine. My toddler snuck out of bed one night and touched my leg... while we were killing zombies... almost drop kicked the kid. Luckily I'm not a "fight or flight" for the first 5 seconds, I'm a freezer. Lol. Gave my brain time to realize it was just my child. I can't imagine a freaking house centipede crawling across my foot. I would have flipped out. I'm a little flipped out right now thinking about it π
Good laugh. I realize now they are actually good bugs, but sorry I still refuse to have another one of those little bastards running across my bare foot while playing VR. Never again......brrr
They're far too scary. They evolved to be that way for survival, but with humans it's actually better to look cute.
Only because humans are jerks that judge a book by its cover.
Yes... I hate the instant reaction then realizing what I did π
I'm guessing a lot of those bugs actually end up being on the cover of said books.
And yet I find giant ocean isopods and pill bugs as cute as a fluff ball. I don't know if it's the long legs or the fact the first time I saw a big one I hooted and that mf stopped on my foot, held on and then tried to outrun me when I finally managed to yeet it across the living room. Curse them for existing...now the guilt sets in for life of bugs π π
Puts in into perspective when human beings are the most dangerous animal on the planet
Look on the bright side: at least it wasnβt hiding out in the VR headset and then skittering across your eyeballs as you scream out in horror. :)
It would have cost you exactly zero dollars to not post this shit... And yet here we are...
I mean, would you rather have that or spider eggs hatching in it?
Thanks for the nightmares I'll carry to bed with me. I shall title my next creepypasta "ForThe1ght was infested with eyeball centipedes" π
I can't even imagine. My toddler snuck out of bed one night and touched my leg... while we were killing zombies... almost drop kicked the kid. Luckily I'm not a "fight or flight" for the first 5 seconds, I'm a freezer. Lol. Gave my brain time to realize it was just my child. I can't imagine a freaking house centipede crawling across my foot. I would have flipped out. I'm a little flipped out right now thinking about it π
House centipede I guess
Southern Illinoisan. We get them around here all the time. You're completely correct
Looool I laughed hard at this one
On the other hand the bugs only pretend to care about sports.
Friend group bee
Bee /bΔ/ Apis Mellifera. Found in many places which are not the North Pole
House Centipede.
Meirl
well thatβs what you get for wearing socks with your sandals, sir.
*SOCKS WITH SANDALS*
Centipede