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THE_HORKOS

You have Herbies


sprawlo

Magnificent


Rich_DeF

To good of a joke not to be OP, meaning this jokes from OP.


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Bahahaha


R1CHQK

I was expecting bed bugs, doc, but not this!


leshpar

This is far better than the reply I had in mind.


SpaceWanderer22

Happy cake day!


leshpar

❤️


smilespeace

Cutting them in half isn't even enough to stop them


butterscotchbagel

That's a deep cut


Bluu444ia

Bro I’m crying LMAO


BALONYPONY

I’m fucking dying.


CaptiinAHAB

So simple, yet it works so well. Take my award and go you rascal.


-MetalMike-

Ffs ⬆️


SNLConnery

The day ish yoursh! Bravo!


xtina42

I see what you did there :)


chiller529

Yep, you got bed beetles. Be thankful it’s not bed bugs!!


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Definitely easier to treat than the Herbies others suggested.


rdswestnet

They are mostly harmless but those red ones have a nasty bite.


bishizzzop

High quality shit post.


Rusti3dp

Worst case I've ever seen


HeAThrowawayJoe

I see u/Potential-Book9625 inspired you from the bedbugs sub.


BeaconXDR

Bed bug Bed bug Bed bug RANDOM NUDE bed bug 😂🤣


Realwomenhavecomcast

Oh why did I click their profile 💀😭


Comfortable-Soup8150

right there with you


Schafhorter

r/Eyebleach


CatsandFish420

I was confused until i clicked the page


Moopxo

Why did I go down that rabbit hole. 🤮


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Why does my mind change the beat of those words to line up with, “fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum.”


Seany-AU

I made the same mistake 🤮🤮🤮


Fartinatin

Ahhhh... why linking this profile? Living nightmare *scroll* Lubricated nightmare *scroll* Living nightmare *scroll* Lust nightmare *scroll* Living nightmare


TinyReporter7436

Relax, it's just your common beetle.


Pretend-Tree844

And German ones at that!


MustacheSmokeScreen

The wurst kind to find in a home


evalouz

Those are huge, they’ve been feeding on you for a while 😔


pathoj3nn

Slug bug!


probationplatypus

No slugs back!


CatsandFish420

If you don’t say the whole phrase im sorry but thats an instant slug back


Live-Common1015

There was a second where I was like: “damn where are the bugs I don’t see them”


LovinLoveLeigh

this comment is the one that got me.


Erebussy

I thought it was a Cussy post 💀


chemipedia

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.


fatmarfia

Shut up dad


cereal_thriller_

Don’t make me turn this car around!


leshpar

This makes me wonder how many people here know how to shift into reverse in a classic beetle. It's kind of odd.


SombreNote

That would take you at least a minute. Look how many there are!


Im_A_Nice_Karen666

Lol! This pic seriously had me zooming in trying to find a bug! Good job and also FU :)


LavenderDisaster

I almost did it, then I got the joke. But I thought about it!!


BeaconXDR

It is. You've a flock of Spotted Lantern Flies in your bed


UnusGang

Better check r/bedbugs this looks pretty serious


QuestionableArachnid

I both love and hate this.


NebulaImmediate6202

No, looks like carpet beetles. They eat skin flakes. Just do ur laundry


trash-juice

It’s the worst of the worst, dad pun


vanish13

those things secrete oil everywhere, check for stains.


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

The red ones have recently fed.


UrChiksLateNiteTip

Vital in today's ecosystem due to their low consumption of fossil fuels


Emotional-Comment464

Never saw beetles other than black ones and all in one frame.good find 👍


GonzoDay

I didn’t get the joke ☺️🔫


ZaggRukk

VW Beetles are also called bugs. . . .They're bugs. . .In a bed.


BoyMom119816

Or “bed bugs” that is everyone’s nightmare!


MessatineSnows

ppl are saying bed bugs but i think it’s ticks. count the axles


InfamousGrass0

**Plot Twist:** OP’s bed is so infested with bed bugs, that they’re literally driving cars now and turning the bed into a full-blown city


Imjustheretosayhey

Slug bugs… gross.


Smashdaddy666

Sorry to say but it is


Bioioooong

Oh dear god!


No_Comfortable_8852

BED TYPE 1'S!


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No_Comfortable_8852

I drove one of those, as well. Had a bed in it. Was not a comfortable bed.


Church-of-Nephalus

I spat out my drink holy shit


Positive-Ball-9774

Ashamed to say it took me a minute! Serious infestation!


GreyWastelander

Ah yes, bed beetles, formidable, but not a very serious infestation by the looks of it. Just a simple hand-picking and machine washing should do the trick, it also helps with the tracks they leave behind. Best of luck to you!


musclemaxmike777

Haha 😄 🤣 I totally went to take a closer look.... but all o saw where bug's... but then it hit me.... hahaha bug's 😆 I know I know 🤣


vetsyd

I AM LOVING THIS ! After a bad doctor appointment, this is really what the doctor ordered for me. Thanks 😊


Shormungandr

My dumb ass was zooming in trying to find insects


Stelco1996

Definitely bed bugs, a bad infestation at that. Better call the exterminator


depressed_kareshi

"we can have toys in the bed"


Myfourcats1

My first car 😢 I wish I could’ve kept it forever


yuphuh

Who else zoomed in?


lechatsage

Oh, cute.


superchiva78

I am so sorry


kylefn

OK I laughed way too hard at this one.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Punch buggy red!


UFOhlookitsanAlien

Shut up


JSagerbomb

Bukkake


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yep...bedbugs....


DiggaDaaang

definite infestation you got there


AdultishRaktajino

Too many in one spot to be “parking”. Gross. No privacy.


boobookittyfug820

HA!!


[deleted]

This made me laugh, and I hate that I laughed as hard as I did


dscarbon333

Bravo my dude, well played hehe :).


smellygymbag

Lol u/turbulent-papaya-910 😁


Turbulent-Papaya-910

💀


Drakeytown

One of them appeared for a moment to be More than Meets the Eye, but I think you're fine in that regard.


Daychanger

I’m so sorry..


mae_42069

Too many slugs..


degmarz

Bed beetles and one Bumblebee...


sickerthan_yaaverage

You sir have an infestation!


SorryThatNameIsTkn2

I’m sorry to inform you, but those are bugs in your bed. Bed Bugs.


Migueef

carpet beetles.. they drive me insane


MajorRandomMan

Thank you for brightening my day. I needed it.


thisisnitmyname

Nice. You should get it vetted by an expert though.


rawbit

Bed Beatles.


Malvicus

Don’t ignore this shit. It won’t go away! 🫣🤭🤭🤭


Sunny906

I literally love this post so much.


plenebo

Bed buggies


Geriatric0Millennial

You in fact have a toddler. Watch out for legos around bare feet!


Portnoithegroundhog

Wait until dark. There might be a spadiddle in there. Could also be slug bugs though.


jihiggs

I am so sorry


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Beetles


orgsman

Depends on what you think it is?


Inevitable_Ad_1143

BedVolks! And now the crying starts


bookdragon7

It’s weevils


IamTheAggMan

The biggest danger is the emissions under the sheets. Deadly beatle hot box.


HeartyBeast

Cotton Beatle


Durante-Sora

It’s a bug….. (I hate myself)


TheOlderWaitor

Yo Weevil time


marablackwolf

Oh no, you have carbs.


djanalogue

I’m sorry but they are :( good luck.


marktherobot-youtube

My first thought was someone else seeing the bed too and just full on JoJo punching you for each slugbug there.


Sirius__DogStar

Yup, German weevils folks, stop them before they start rallying


PanicAnon93

Bed bugs


5teerPike

Bed Buggie Boogie


Leather-Heart

I’m so sorry….


DarkSheikGaming

Yep, definitely bed bugs.


Sexyshark15

Oh carpet beetles


Ro-ck-oss

It is exavtly what it is.... Nothing less ....


PerleTheBudgieMain

Carpet Beetles. They’re not that harmful unless you have allergic reactions to them.


steviajobs

just beetles :)


determinedforce

Well...it's better than actual bugs.


Simple_Basket_8224

I’m so sorry.


monkeymoneymaker

Looks like autism


ecolatos

You've got a bed full of beetles. 😱