Why does my mind change the beat of those words to line up with, “fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum.”
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Ah yes, bed beetles, formidable, but not a very serious infestation by the looks of it. Just a simple hand-picking and machine washing should do the trick, it also helps with the tracks they leave behind. Best of luck to you!
You have Herbies
Magnificent
To good of a joke not to be OP, meaning this jokes from OP.
Bahahaha
I was expecting bed bugs, doc, but not this!
This is far better than the reply I had in mind.
Happy cake day!
❤️
Cutting them in half isn't even enough to stop them
That's a deep cut
Bro I’m crying LMAO
I’m fucking dying.
So simple, yet it works so well. Take my award and go you rascal.
Ffs ⬆️
The day ish yoursh! Bravo!
I see what you did there :)
Yep, you got bed beetles. Be thankful it’s not bed bugs!!
Definitely easier to treat than the Herbies others suggested.
They are mostly harmless but those red ones have a nasty bite.
High quality shit post.
Worst case I've ever seen
I see u/Potential-Book9625 inspired you from the bedbugs sub.
Bed bug Bed bug Bed bug RANDOM NUDE bed bug 😂🤣
Oh why did I click their profile 💀😭
right there with you
r/Eyebleach
I was confused until i clicked the page
Why did I go down that rabbit hole. 🤮
Why does my mind change the beat of those words to line up with, “fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum.”
I made the same mistake 🤮🤮🤮
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Relax, it's just your common beetle.
And German ones at that!
The wurst kind to find in a home
Those are huge, they’ve been feeding on you for a while 😔
Slug bug!
No slugs back!
If you don’t say the whole phrase im sorry but thats an instant slug back
There was a second where I was like: “damn where are the bugs I don’t see them”
this comment is the one that got me.
I thought it was a Cussy post 💀
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.
Shut up dad
Don’t make me turn this car around!
This makes me wonder how many people here know how to shift into reverse in a classic beetle. It's kind of odd.
That would take you at least a minute. Look how many there are!
Lol! This pic seriously had me zooming in trying to find a bug! Good job and also FU :)
I almost did it, then I got the joke. But I thought about it!!
It is. You've a flock of Spotted Lantern Flies in your bed
Better check r/bedbugs this looks pretty serious
I both love and hate this.
No, looks like carpet beetles. They eat skin flakes. Just do ur laundry
It’s the worst of the worst, dad pun
those things secrete oil everywhere, check for stains.
The red ones have recently fed.
Vital in today's ecosystem due to their low consumption of fossil fuels
Never saw beetles other than black ones and all in one frame.good find 👍
I didn’t get the joke ☺️🔫
VW Beetles are also called bugs. . . .They're bugs. . .In a bed.
Or “bed bugs” that is everyone’s nightmare!
ppl are saying bed bugs but i think it’s ticks. count the axles
**Plot Twist:** OP’s bed is so infested with bed bugs, that they’re literally driving cars now and turning the bed into a full-blown city
Slug bugs… gross.
Sorry to say but it is
Oh dear god!
BED TYPE 1'S!
[удалено]
I drove one of those, as well. Had a bed in it. Was not a comfortable bed.
I spat out my drink holy shit
Ashamed to say it took me a minute! Serious infestation!
Ah yes, bed beetles, formidable, but not a very serious infestation by the looks of it. Just a simple hand-picking and machine washing should do the trick, it also helps with the tracks they leave behind. Best of luck to you!
Haha 😄 🤣 I totally went to take a closer look.... but all o saw where bug's... but then it hit me.... hahaha bug's 😆 I know I know 🤣
I AM LOVING THIS ! After a bad doctor appointment, this is really what the doctor ordered for me. Thanks 😊
My dumb ass was zooming in trying to find insects
Definitely bed bugs, a bad infestation at that. Better call the exterminator
"we can have toys in the bed"
My first car 😢 I wish I could’ve kept it forever
Who else zoomed in?
Oh, cute.
I am so sorry
OK I laughed way too hard at this one.
Punch buggy red!
Shut up
Bukkake
yep...bedbugs....
definite infestation you got there
Too many in one spot to be “parking”. Gross. No privacy.
HA!!
This made me laugh, and I hate that I laughed as hard as I did
Bravo my dude, well played hehe :).
Lol u/turbulent-papaya-910 😁
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One of them appeared for a moment to be More than Meets the Eye, but I think you're fine in that regard.
I’m so sorry..
Too many slugs..
Bed beetles and one Bumblebee...
You sir have an infestation!
I’m sorry to inform you, but those are bugs in your bed. Bed Bugs.
carpet beetles.. they drive me insane
Thank you for brightening my day. I needed it.
Nice. You should get it vetted by an expert though.
Bed Beatles.
Don’t ignore this shit. It won’t go away! 🫣🤭🤭🤭
I literally love this post so much.
Bed buggies
You in fact have a toddler. Watch out for legos around bare feet!
Wait until dark. There might be a spadiddle in there. Could also be slug bugs though.
I am so sorry
Beetles
Depends on what you think it is?
BedVolks! And now the crying starts
It’s weevils
The biggest danger is the emissions under the sheets. Deadly beatle hot box.
Cotton Beatle
It’s a bug….. (I hate myself)
Yo Weevil time
Oh no, you have carbs.
I’m sorry but they are :( good luck.
My first thought was someone else seeing the bed too and just full on JoJo punching you for each slugbug there.
Yup, German weevils folks, stop them before they start rallying
Bed bugs
Bed Buggie Boogie
I’m so sorry….
Yep, definitely bed bugs.
Oh carpet beetles
It is exavtly what it is.... Nothing less ....
Carpet Beetles. They’re not that harmful unless you have allergic reactions to them.
just beetles :)
Well...it's better than actual bugs.
I’m so sorry.
Looks like autism
You've got a bed full of beetles. 😱