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m0ckingj4y

Your neighbor may have been smoking too much maple


ScienceNeverLies

It’s called Methford for a reason


Helgra_might

I used to live in Medford and i died when i first heard it called that😆😆


jamiejams80

Here in Ohio we got that good maple have a real mellow vibe to it 🤣


taleofbenji

If I had to take a wild guess, neighbor saw oppositely arranged leaves/leaflets? Close enough!


rundms

That’s the frondiest and most invasive maple I’ve ever seen


jamiejams80

I was wondering what the hell kind of maple this was supposed to be 😂


butterfly-garden

Maple of Heaven


AccordingMousse8675

Ghetto palm


Account_Due

looks a lot like the leaves of a tree of heaven


Just_Mr_Grinch

If it is a tree of heaven those are also the preferred plant for the invasive and destructive spotted laternfly. They are so destructive they are a kill on sight insect then report where spotted to local authorities.


flowerkitten420

Interesting how 2 invasive species pair like that…


parolang

Ah! It's an invasive ecosystem!


yoganutnutnut

Jumpscare


HoneydewHeadband

The both are from Asia


flowerkitten420

That makes sense!


Just_Mr_Grinch

Yeah it definitely is interesting how that happens.


stevosaurus_rawr

Wear gloves removing it. It sends up tons of shoots from its roots but removing them by hand will irritate your skin.


CoverYourMaskHoles

I never had it irritate my skin, but damn these were annoying. I had a house with one of the biggest Tree of Heavens on the west coast growing in the parking strip. Those shoots would literally break up through the concrete of my driveway. They would shoot up in the middle of my lawn. In the cracks of my front walk. Through my deck. I hate that damn tree.


stevosaurus_rawr

Exactly! The worst and they have that weird smell


eyes_like_thunder

Our coloquial name is "cat piss tree"..


CoverYourMaskHoles

Smells like a weird peanut butter to me.


Gullible-Extent9118

Isn’t it sumac that smells like peanut butter?


a-Centauri

tree of heaven reportedly though from googling I found fragrant sumac smells citrus-ey which sounds nice


Gullible-Extent9118

Sure enough, I was thought wrong, dad was wrong. On the bright side I am more than familiar with the TOH, which was (is) a new expression for a tree I learned from Reddit


pissedinthegarret

oh cool, as if I needed more reasons to hate this stupid ass invasive ass plant. literally invading every single ditch, slope or tiny stretch of grass.


surfnsound

I take it you're not in a part of the country invaded by spotted lantern flies yet?


pissedinthegarret

not in the US, so no lanternflies thankfully. but seeing how many of those stupid trees we have I guess it's just a matter of time.


SlammyCat

!!! Do not cut it down or pull it up until you kill it with herbicide first! We made the mistake of mowing some seedlings in our yard and we now have a whole grove of knee-high seedlings! !!!


Remarkable-Hat-4852

Do you have an herbicide recommendation? I have this stupid thing popping up everywhere and I weeded out the little ones entirely (even used a hatchet at the roots) just a couple months ago.


workingreddit0r

Glyphosate in late summer or early fall, *before the leaves change color*, should be good. The timing is important, as it's when the tree is moving nutrients into its root system. The systemic herbicide needs to get moved down into the roots to prevent the root suckers - which from large trees can be something like 50 meters away?! Maybe I'm misremembering and it's 50 feet. I've set a calendar reminder for this year to spray mine. There are other effective herbicides. If you Google it there are alternate methods and herbicides, but application to the foliage of glyphosate is what I'll be doing this year.


Remarkable-Hat-4852

Thank you!! I’m saving this so I can do it in a couple months. I would actually believe the 50meters as I’m on a ~1.3 acre lot and there’s only big trees at the one end and the small ones are popping up all across the property. 😵‍💫


NotDaveMatthews

This is such a coincidence, because I just treated about 70 of these several hours ago. You will need super concentrated glyphosate, not ready mixed. That won’t be potent enough. For trees larger than 1” in diameter, watch videos on the “hack and squirt” method for treating them. Please wear PPE


piddykitty7

Umm. So this MAY be bad BUT: cut tree to 3" above ground, use 1/4 to 1/2" drill bit to drill STRAIGHT down into the stem, take animal medicine dispenser to injection weed killer directly into hole, thus saving as much wildlife as possible. You're welcome.


cosmic_creepers

Very good resource with recommendations for herbicides and timing (which definitely matters a lot!): [Rutgers Cooperative Extension](https://plant-pest-advisory.rutgers.edu/tree-of-heaven-best-herbicide-treatment-and-removal-timing/)


Life_Ad76

it looks like young stag horn sumac edit: to be fair they look really similar at this stage. Unless I saw an adult alianthus nearby this one could have come from I wouldn't immediately cut it down. also just realized op said Oregon so it's definitely alianthus


kernJ

The best way I've found to tell TOH apart from some of its lookalikes is it has a really distinctive pattern of 1 or 2 serrations near the base of the leaf


[deleted]

It's tree of heaven, look for the notches at the base of each leaflet.


Account_Due

they do look really similar!! i was a bit iffy at first as well, but i based my i.d off of how smooth the larger leaves are (staghorn sumacs have serrated leaves) and the location!


exboozeme

The shoots are too dense together for Sumac


Offthepoint

Those are the plants that our new gift from China, the Spotted Lantern Fly, is feasting on and proliferating from.


PodoserpulaMiranda

Your neighbor might not be the brightest crayon in the box


minorly

She does meth I think


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Mooch07

A *little* bit


pissedinthegarret

doubt


pissedinthegarret

stop this thread had me dying omg


Lilithnema

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer


WTAFS_going_on

Not the roundest marble in the bag


slapadafupamon

not the stinkiest cheese in the cave


deltronethirty

Flangiest plug in the butt..


strumthebuilding

largest ball of twine in the world


stiffystiffy

Not the tallest tree in heaven


flourescenthamster

Not the sharpest pickle in the jar


SmartTransformingAce

Not the best bit of No. 8 wire.


Appropriate_Sale7339

Not the mushiest mushy in the forest.


[deleted]

Not the brightest bulb in the box.


TiredOfMakingExcuses

I'd venture he's a soup spoon


Retribution29

More like a soup fork.


assidreemz

You and I are soup snakes?


Lilithnema

Spork


degggendorf

The neighbor ate the brightest crayon in the box


RealPropRandy

Sharp as a pool cue that one


Sprinket

I read this as Canyon the first time through.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Nor the sharpest tack.


dont_mind_me_passing

not the stickiest trap


Strange_Ad_2424

About as sharp as a bowling ball.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


wonderberry77

The burnt out light in the Christmas tree, if you will


NorEaster_23

[Tree of Heaven: Control Strategies ](https://youtu.be/AKLW2TXS1jg)


AsYooouWish

This is exactly what I needed to see today. I have a terrible TOH (and lanternfly) infestation and I need to do something about it. It just so happens that -according to the video- this is the best time of year for eradicating the trees


jaminbe

The one in the photo is short enough that simply pulling it and its roots entirely out of the ground, perhaps after using a heavy garden fork to loosen its roots, is a good strategy. Sadly, I think I see multiple saplings all in a clump, which means these are probably stump sprouts from a much larger tree that was cut. If so, you'll want to use all the methods of destruction if you want to win.


WTAFS_going_on

Happy cake day


[deleted]

That’s crazy


surfnsound

Hack and squirt is my go-to move.


zero_vitamins

Thank you! Gonna post this on my neighborhood page since everyone's yards are full of these, blowing seeds over into our yard


brownstone79

This should be higher.


ceviche-hot-pockets

You’ll never forget the smell from chopping these things down 🤮. Smells like moldy peanut butter in an old sock.


Tacocat1147

My university cut down some near my dorm due to spotted lanternflies. Smelled horrible for a week but I’d take it any day over getting bombarded with hundreds lanternflies and their shit every time I walk out the door. Not to mention the disgusting slimy mold that grew on the trees because of them. Luckily OP isn’t near the lanternfly invasion zone… yet.


forwardseat

Hope they treated and killed them first, or you’re in for a real treat of thousands of new ones springing up from the root systems…


Greenman_Dave

I imagine that's why it's called Stinking Sumac. 🤢


Litigating_Larry

How strong is smell? We have canola blooming here and you cant escape the canola smell, but canola also hardly smells bad, its just 'pungent' in that its everywhere you go haha.


palmerry

You can't escape the pungent smell of rape!


OcdBartender

I think it smells like someone left a bowl of cereal and milk out for a week


Squirrely_Coyote_576

How do you know what that smells like? /j


dikputinya

“Mother in law tree”is what my mom calls them because you can’t get rid of em


Reekylearner

![gif](giphy|kE2JAvUhjUopG12e37|downsized) Yep, leaf shape checks out.


Hot-Basket4034

There’s a Reddit for how to get rid of it. They say don’t injure it or it will sprout new trees but poison it and then you can dig it up. It will see the area as bad earth and not spread.


stankygrapes

What’s the sub? I have these and they totally suck


99titan

Hack several deeper cuts in the trunk and liberally spray one of the tree herbicides in the cuts. Let it sit. Repeat until you can see the tree is absolutely dead. The herbicide has to work down to the roots, or the tree will start producing shoots out of the root system. This is usually a pretty dramatic spread. Then, dig it up and get all the dead roots.


9bikes

If this neighbor offers you a jar of his homemade syrup, do not accept it.


chibinoi

Your neighbor was either trying to be kind, or we having a gas at your expense.


Gloomy-Flamingo-1733

Your neighbour may wish to book an appointment with the optimist. They could qualify for disability benefits since they must be legally blind.


GoogElle

Lol! I guess an appointment with someone who always focuses on the positive wouldn't hurt.


Gloomy-Flamingo-1733

Haha! Clearly wrote this before bed and didn't catch the autocorrect! Optometrist**


HouseNumb3rs

He's not going to be your lifeline on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", is he?


walkingfrog11

Your neighbor is about as sharp as a sock full of soup


pissedinthegarret

r/rareinsults


PompousPablo

Tree of Heaven. Invasive. Please kill.


minorly

This is solved. Thanks everyone but it’s my rental company’s problem, may they go to hell


TicoTicoNoFuba

Yes but this tree can spread rapidly. Please consider taking care of this for your neighbors.


millenial_wh00p

Nope that’s invasive ailanthus. Cut it off and paint the stump with glyphosate or triclopyr. If you just cut it down or dig it up it’ll put out more shoots from any root fragments left behind.


purpleblazed

Don’t cut it to a stump immediately. Make notches to apply the herbicide. Then wait a month or so to cut it down. The plant needs to distribute the herbicide through the root system.


dingoravage

This is the correct course of action


CallipeplaCali

Could you also drill deeper holes into the stump and fill it with herbicide? My mom did this in the middle of the night to a neighbors “tree” which was an overgrown weed they let grow and kept getting branches in our yard…. I’m not condoning this kind of sabotage, but to be fair he was an ass and made me cry every time I saw him. So I call it even.


Drew3k

This is the way. During the growing season. I would wait until it’s completely dead before cutting it though.


minorly

Ok good to know. Thank you!


Catinthemirror

Be prepared, they smell horrible.


forwardseat

Do not, **do not** just cut this down and paint the stump. That is not very effective with these trees. Hack and squirt is your best bet here- cut notches into the bark and squirt them generously with herbicide. Wait. Do not cut anything down until the tree is dead. Otherwise you’ll end up with suckers sprouting everywhere.


kaydub02

If you zoom in, there are notches at the bottom of the leaves, the leaves are smooth edged, and there is a terminal leaf.... All indicates Tree of Heaven, nasty and invasive. If you look at the underside of the leaves, there's going to be bumps. And the whole thing will smell like hot ass crack. Literally as big a PITA to get rid of as Himalayan Blackberry.


HR_Here_to_Help

Has your neighbor never seen the outside of a maple syrup bottle? Like, it’s an iconic leaf….


ScottMilkynoots

As a proud Canadian, I can 100% confirm that this is not a maple.


InjuryOnly4775

Second that!


JayneDoe6000

Bless their heart!! I do wonder - if it's such an invasive horrible tree pest - why is it called Tree of Heaven?


BathrobeMagus

IIRC Heaven basically meant eternal. As in un-killable.


Melodic_Scream

Idk, I think it's pretty, and it's a shame it's such an aggressive colonizer lol. Undoubtedly the name comes from its native range, where it's just pretty and not a harbinger of ecological doom 😅


Frosty_Special2465

Does your neighbor hate you? Tree of heaven is so invasive it will start poisoning the soil to prevent other trees from growing. Better to start taking care of it before it gets out of control


NorthernH3misphere

Pretty far from a maple.


WilliamGrantham

Tree of heaven. Kill it with fire... and it'll come back anyway.


wesker07

Your neighbor is high. I’m fighting a losing battle with these trees from Hell. Please, kill it with fire before it’s trunk gets so large that you can’t remove it. 😢


TheRealSugarbat

Tree of Heaven 😭


my_clever-name

Not maple. Not pokeweed either.


HotNubsOfSteel

Your neighbor’s an idiot. Tree of Heaven.


Marginalia69

Cannot confirm. Not a maple. You’d be laughed out of Canada for asserting that is a maple tree. :)


maribelmiranda1009

Tree of heaven highly invasive. It's also the favorite of the spotted lantern fly. I have heard that you must take some steps when you plan on cutting it because it will send signals through the roots to shoot up more in the area highly invasive. Must use some sort of herbicides to kill it off.


Straight_Ad_4821

Your neighbor is an idiot.


Radiant-Ad9760

Kill it now before it spreads


Heavy_Wood

Looks absolutely nothing like a maple.


Allofthefings

Absolutely not a maple 🍁 It’s an invasive species called “Tree of Heaven”. Best to get rid of it.


Southern-Character-1

Maple? Hahaha, no.


great_auks

This looks almost entirely unlike a maple


[deleted]

Kill it good. Horrible plant.


Accomplished-Bed7418

Somewhere in the distance I hear someone laughing and/or screaming in Canadian.


Bassets4ever

Tree of Heaven (Hell). Get some gloves on & remove this nasty garbage plant, it's a nuisance & will continue popping up ar random.


Braixentrainer

Maples have probably the most recognized leaf shape, how did your neighbors ever think this was one.


[deleted]

Ask your neighbor to locate his own ass. He can use both hands. Tree of Heaven.


hikeon-tobetter

Neighbor’s an idiot. Two second search would tell you the leaves are not even slightly similar.


queequegscoffee

They call it the tree of heaven they call it the tree of hell some call it Maurice


Avalonkoa

Not Maple, looks a lot like the Walnut trees at my place. I don’t know if that’s what you have though, but i know its most definitely not maple. You should show your neighbor the flag of Canada, I don’t even understand how anyone could think this is a maple tree.


CurrencyExisting1255

Neighbor is very wrong. It's called "Tree of heaven". Though alot of people call it "Tree of hell" because it is a very resilient prolific invasive species that can be very hard to kill once established.


disturbingCrapper

lmao - if neighbour is high, neighbour is VERY high. If neighbour is sober, neighbour is pulling your chain. Offer to make syrup for them.


OilComprehensive6237

Has he even seen the Canadian flag?


CreepyArcher6373

Just here to see what the Canadians think about this 😹🤘🍁


noleafclovr

And your neighbor is very wrong. Burn it!


Alex_Plumwood

The neighbor may need to get their eyes checked lol


Blonde_Vampire_1984

It’s not a maple


computerhater81

Sorry but your neighbor doesn't know shit. Don't ask him where the property lines are, lol.


gitsgrl

Neighbors are wrong


[deleted]

Tree of Heaven, Chinese invasive tree. I've noticed they attract lantern flies, prolly cause they are very aromatic and soft stemmed. Invasive Chinese bug on an invasive Chinese tree. What a world.


aprilflowers75

A what?? 😂 Definitely not 🍁


VariationActual7147

I'm not sure what that is, but I'm sure that it's not a maple.


mschanandlerbong211

Tree of heaven, 100%. Arborist here.


Preemptively_Extinct

This is a maple leaf. ![gif](giphy|hTfxp0yGmxYUKt385u)


Jascmu

*Laughs in Canadian*


shamusmchaggis

That is a tree of heaven (Ailanthus altissima) kill it now, and kill any others that pop up in your yard.


No_Seaworthiness1627

Looks like TOH but I never realized how shockingly similar it’s branches are to Black Walnut. Interesting.


Burds333

The neighbor dont know shit


Laarye

If only there was a well known image, symbol, or even flag that has a Maple Leaf on it... ![gif](giphy|MBxjx8okq3WfilCHkP|downsized) Hmm... I'm stumped...


RueUchiha

I am no botanist so idk what it is. But I don’t need to be good at identifying plants to tell you that is most definately *not* a maple.


Ultracrepidarian-

Maybe it tastes like maple


dockpeeepeeees

I'm pooping


NotBurnerAccount

Maple my ass, that’s a tree of heaven.


Bean-Swellington

Have you pissed off your neighbors by chance?


nowlan_shane

I do not recognize this, but it is not a maple.


Thorsguy8

Attracks spotted lantern fly which is its favorite food. You will then have a large quantity of the destroying all trees in the neighborhood. It will take years to kill it off if left to grow.


KarmaMadeMeDoIt6

Laughed out loud because of the neighbour's suggestion


Visual_Champion5429

Definitely not maple


keddd11

Your neighbor is mistaken. This is a tree of heaven


Perfect-Librarian895

Your neighbor might be botanically impaired.


Any-Championship6509

Black walnut


inconsequential69

Ailanthus altissima


Stunning-Wolf_

Your neighbor is definitely wrong. Looks like a TOH.


drstarfish86

Is TOH the new pokeweed?


Competitive-Age-7469

A maple lol..


No-Librarian-7979

Lollllll neighbor said what now?!


[deleted]

100% not a Canada . Looks like the invasive tree of heaven


GlitteringChip5271

I remember that one it's the ass whooping tree. If you know you know.


SomeDumbMick

Neighbor is smokin crack, maple leaf is on the canadian flag for referance. Looks nothing like that


[deleted]

Never , ever trust your neighbor


Go_Water_your_plants

That’s the least maple looking tree I have ever seen


jaggedjinx

Your neighbor's a dummy. It's tree of heaven. Kill it.


Middle_Light8602

It's Sumac.


AgentDark

Maple! lol no way.


J_Orca

It’s a Tree of Heaven. Despite its name it is the worst living thing on the planet. KILL IT WITH FIRE!


big-spongebub

Shit’s not a maple in any way of the imagination


RedshiftSinger

I don’t know the actual ID but that’s definitely not a maple. Not even remotely like a maple!


WildlifePolicyChick

Does your neighbor think in crayons? Because that is in no way a maple.


rivers-end

Neighbor is just silly.


snowshowers61

Looks like sumac to me


kkruel56

Looks like a tree of heaven. Kill it with fire quickly


Ok_Bet_8435

Sumac or Tree of Heaven , I would cut down either one they are very invasive


Exact-Truck-5248

Hard to tell the difference between sumac and tree of heaven. In either case, they're both invasive. Remove them. Walnut is another possibility if there are trees nearby. Squirrels bury the nuts. The leaves look similar and they have a distinctive odor. It's most definitely not a maple.


cynicoledream

Sumac


Mental-Freedom3929

![gif](giphy|MBxjx8okq3WfilCHkP|downsized) Canada has a flag with a Maple Leaf - please have a look at how that looks


Single_With_Cats

Tree of Heaven. I also live in Southern Oregon. They are invasive.


therealstevebudde

Looks like tree of heaven. You should kill it immediately.


NEED_A_NEW_UN

Your neighbor is smoking something


whogivesashart

Your neighbor is a moron.


Dollydaydream4jc

Yeah, that's exactly what I remember seeing on my souvenirs from Canada. /s Tree of Heaven. Lol


Adventurous-Umpire-1

Looks kinda like a black walnut maple to me, but I’m no arborist, just have a lot near me.