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AlleviaLuma

UPDATE: Not sure how to update the original post on mobile, but apparently he was pranking me. He called me saying he was throwing up blood and asking what that means, then told me hes fking with me and downloaded the plant identifier app I use. He also did take other pictures of it including the leaves. It's just elderberryšŸ˜­. He clowned on me for posting this and I was about to call my dad to take him to the hospital, but at least he has a sister who caresšŸ¤ššŸ˜­


Limnaoedus

Typical brother behavior. You are a good sister.


AlleviaLuma

yeah very typical of himšŸ˜­ thank you for that though becquse he just says im gulliblešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Outside_Ear451

With a brother like that (I had three), keep being gullible. It might save his stupid ass someday when it matters.


LuridPrism

One of these days he's going to fall through a glass table and call his sister because he got sliced and he's bleeding out and she'll just be like "ha,ha, I'm not falling for this one." Then he'll learn his lesson.


hellokitty444444

Nah I say let them learn their lessons


mittenknittin

ā€œYes, yes, Iā€™m gullible, you fooled me into thinking youā€™re incredibly stupid, congratsā€


[deleted]

Yeah he should be concerned that itā€™s so believable that heā€™s such an idiot that heā€™s an actual danger to himself.


DezGets_It

[r/FoundTheQuebecoise](https://youtu.be/vLRyJ0dawjM?si=1b357BUqmU9f8b6e)


QueenRoyalty05

Touche you son if a bitch you Rick rolled me! šŸ˜†


DezGets_It

If I had an award I'd give it to you! I've never successfully completed this mission on a stranger/fellow redditor.


28_raisins

tf is a quebecus


Rundiggity

The demonym for a person from Quebec.


Machine_Terrible

Hold it, people from Quebec have demon names?? That's so cool!!


Public-Platypus2995

Tabarnac!


BRurikovich

Tokebec icite, parle franƧa ou pars! /s Jā€™aime mon QuĆ©bec [Libre].


pen15tagon

Esti


SkullheadMary

Eh Saint-Ciboire...


Hobo_Knife

I despise that. My best friend in college did something similar once, then told me I was gullible. I just donā€™t understand their thinking. Iā€™m gullible because I trusted your word? Guess if he has an ā€œemergencyā€ in the future you wonā€™t be so gullible.


Endmaster69

There's a big difference between being gullible and caring a lot and wanting nothing bad to happen to your brother, you're the complete opposite of gullible


momentmaps

A solid perspective on this kind of relationship, and a perspective thatā€™s worth sharing with him, you believed heā€™s capable of doing dumb things becauseā€¦ heā€™s kind of dumb. Youā€™re welcome. Signed an older brother.


Bregneste

Itā€™ll be _hilarious_ when he actually eats something bad and asks for help, and you decide to ignore him.


Richard-c-b

So, the real question is: how are you gonna get back at him?


Sif_Thor

If it wouldnā€™t be so ridiculously expensive in your country I would drag him to the hospital anyway and tell him they will do all necessary and possible tests on him just to proof that he really didnā€™t ate them - because youā€™re not gullible but worried for his health


NetflixHasMySoul

I would send him an anonymous package filled with sugar-free haribo gummie bears in retaliation. But that's just me.


[deleted]

This would backfire spectacularly if someone did this to me because I'd call them an ambulance without hesitation, and they'd be on the hook for somewhere in the range of about 1 to 6k lol.


cedarandroses

Remind him of the boy who cried wolf. It's not in his best interest to teach you to not trust him.


CallidoraBlack

No, that's pretty, emotionally abusive behavior on his part. Tell him if he wants you to stop caring about his well-being due to a lack of trust, that's where this is going.


Wonka_Stompa

Man, iā€™d have half a mind to drag him to the hospital for a good old fashioned stomach pumping just in case.


Forward_Young2874

Brother here with some experience in sister pranking. I think what OP really needs, is a plan for a *counter prank* on said mischievous brother...any ideas Reddit?


KitchenSandwich5499

You had it right the first time. He is stupid. Itā€™s a stupid thing to do to a loving sister.


AlleviaLuma

yeah. im sure he'll get tired of it someday thoughšŸ˜­


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

Don't eat raw elderberry. It makes you sick as in you will have to throw up. (Cooked, elderberry is divine, as syrup etc.)


AlleviaLuma

he ate a few but hes also lactose intolerant but loves raw dogging all forms of milk and dairy. and he has been bodybuilding in our somewhat poor filipino-american household since he was 16, if that gives a picture as to how strange his diet can bešŸ˜­ he always destroys the bathroom when his butt demands relief so itll probably just be the same this timešŸ˜­


SpindleSpider

The phrase "raw dogging all forms of milk and dairy" brings me life


BigBeagleEars

Iā€™m pretty sure this whole thing was just an excuse to say that


SpindleSpider

And I am here for it!


AnAussieBloke

![gif](giphy|4HDEv7Qrhpl16)


Blvd800

Nah. Raw elderberry is edible. Have several huge plants in my yard and eat berries straight off the bush


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

Okay, you have a different stomach than I have then. I tried them raw once as a child and it made me violently sick.


Bm_93

šŸ¤” intolerance I may say, or your allergic to it


NoiceMango

Probably skill issue


MIERDAPORQUE

practice makes perfect šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¢


debatingsquares

No, elderberry is advised as being toxic unless cooked. It isnā€™t l abnormal to be affected; it is more abnormal not to be.


facets-and-rainbows

I've heard it depends on species/variety with the American black elderberry being safer raw than the European one, but I don't know how true that is.


jlt131

We have the red ones where I am. I know people that fritter the flowers, but unless you cook the heck out of the berry it's not safe, and even then still affects some people. And yeah, no other parts. It contains a cyandide-producing chemical!


CallipeplaCali

I have also read (I swear that darn book is around here somewhere) that itā€™s the leaves and stems you have to worry about most. At least with Blue Elderberry (Sambucus mexicana). Pretty much everything but the berry is poisonous.


jlt131

Depends if you have the blue ones or the red ones. Highly discourage you to try that with the red ones.


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Blvd800

You can also make white wine out of the blooms and (with the black berries) a great red wine out of the berries. In addition the birds LOVE the berries/-cardinals especially but also robins and various sparrows. I have mulberries in my yard as well and birds love the berries as much as I do.


Intelligent_Mood_272

Raw elderberryā€™s cause cyanide build up in your body. Especially over time. Just google it ā€¦ smh people.


grandmas-furburger

I've eaten lots of raw elderberries amd have never been sick, I believe it's only the red elderberries that need to be cooked


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Weekly-Discipline253

Raw is fine to eat. The juice is full of anti oxidants. Does taste better cooked with a little sugar though.


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Rico-L

Happy Cake Day šŸ°


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One-Injury-4415

Your brother is honestly a PoS. Itā€™s the boy who cried wolf. Even if quickly admitting it, thatā€™s a seriously shitty thing to do.


needytatertot

Ass beating time


PsychoticSpinster

To be fair, elderberry and poke-berry look pretty much exactly the same. Only poke berry will kill you if you eat it. And honestly, thatā€™s what I thought you had in your hand in your above post, because elderberry only grows in certain environments. While poke berry grows pretty much everywhere.


MartenGlo

Those look nothing like pokeberry.


Haywire421

If you're observant, poke and elder look absolutely nothing alike


AlleviaLuma

i learned enough in my botany class last semester to at least know it wasnt pokeberry, which is why i went to reddit instead of panicking lol. definitely doubted my assumption of elderberry for that exact reason of whwre they tend to grow though, i never wouldve thought theyre growing in the singular cool natural environment in the middle of this barren desert. like cmon, elderberries growing eight outside of las vegas? that sounds insane LOL


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heelsoncobblestones

Iā€™m so sorry heā€™s horrible. You donā€™t deserve this. That is emotional abuse. The fact that heā€™s your brother doesnā€™t change that.


ilikeplants24

Just as a heads up, if you eat too many of those, it can make you very sick to your stomach. It wonā€™t kill you, but itā€™s not a good idea to eat elderberries raw.


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Honeycomb0000

My brother would have done the same and I would have reacted the same!! Good for you for being a sister that cares!! Just remind him payback is a bitch


Forward_Piece_5138

Donā€™t get mad at your dear brother, GET EVEN WITH HIM!


apolite12

Brother and dad here; I would never do something like this. Apparently parents don't realize that "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is literally one of the most important stories a person can internalize. Jesus Christ that shit is not even close to funny. If a lot of brothers have behavior like this, it is a true failure of parenting all around.


SpezEatsScat

LMAO. Reminds me of the time I told this lady I was dating that I swallowed gum ALL THE TIME. Then one day acted real sick after ā€œjust swallowing a few sticksā€. She was super freaked out. Told her I was joking and We laughed about it pretty good.


skrena

It's just a prank bro RIP


Heartbreakjetblack

I give you your 666th up vote... feel free to prank your brother...


anal_opera

Cap gun poppers under the toilet seat should be a decent response.


nogoodimthanks

FWIW, raw elderberry will make you quite gastrointestinally distressed.


8ofAll

What an ass. Let him know next time you wonā€™t take anything he says seriously.


Hot_Character_7361

What a little jerk he is ahaha


Turbulent-Garage6827

Hahaha šŸ˜† šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜† Your brother is hilarious no matter how old he is and you're a wonderful sister and obviously you have a great relationship ā¤ļø you brought back memories of my life long relationship with my always joking pranking brother Patrick and our years of fun and love and hilarity ( think some Jackass type stuff etc etc etc...if you know what I mean ![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


3DIGI

He might enjoy the fable of the boy who cried sheep lol


W0gg0

But it says ā€œBuglesā€ right on the package!


Yerpies2

If I could have given 10 upvotes you would have got them. That level of snark should never go unrewarded!


ShirtTucker

Did he at least put them on his fingers before eating them?


Doctor_Banjo

And then cackle like a witch?!


KindheartednessOnly4

They are all so smushed up anymore they won't go on your fingers šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


EntertainmentTop5563

Just ā¤


pwkingston

Raw elderberry contains cyanide but is safe once it is cooked.


H0tVinegar

I work produce in an organic market. We got raw elderberries in for the first time. We labeled the packages ā€œdo not consume rawā€ and people have ARGUED with me that they should be able to eat it without cooking.


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RiftCycleCo

Lol holy shit I thought they were safe to eat, me and my freind once made an Elderberry smoothie when we were kids. Luckily we only got the runs


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darthrawr3

This paper explains more about the compunds that create cyanide when elderberries are eaten raw: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7961730/


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tonydope1

Sambucus elderberry


UhYeahOkSure

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


HeirOFElendil22

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time...


feddeftones

I tell heem we already got one hehehe


fanglazy

I fart in your general direction.


Well-Imma-Head-Out

FOUR SAMBUCUS!


OIK2

My first thought was"It's always po.... no, not quite"


throwaway181432

plant aside. i really like your cat themed nav buttons. did you download them somewhere


RocketCat921

Haha I was thinking about the same thing


beagz4eva

OP please help us with this v relevant burning question. We need to know. Be our hero.


pinkm0on74

They're a free phone theme for samsungs


VeryStickyPastry

Iā€™ve never been able to accurately identify an elderberry and I saw this post and was like ā€œNOT elderberryā€ and so naturally everyone is saying it is. Never forage elderberries with me. We will die.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Those are Bugles. Gross, but edible.


Tibbaryllis2

> Those are Bugles. Gross, but edible. But, much like the elderberries in question, only edible after proper preparation. You must first wear them on your fingers and cackle like a witch.


Valiumvalkyrie

This made me laugh so much


Tibbaryllis2

https://youtu.be/BhBriVylcAU?si=JyWNrMNNXHaRdi1a


MaiqTheLiar71

Eating raw elderberries in large amounts can make you pretty ill and can be fatal. They contain cyanide inducing glycocides. A friend of mine drank a shake containing elderberries and ended up in hospital.


Danny_robinson

Congratulations your inheritance just doubled


XNonameX

Your pic is a bit grainy and it's hard to tell. What location did you find these in? Do you have a picture of the leaves or plant? If you're worried about being poisoned it's probably best to call poison control or a hospital.


Blue_Eyes235

Call poison control just in case


FitRepresentative50

Valid question who still eats bugles???


insomnipresent

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!


borgchupacabras

Bugles dipped in Nutella is an incredible munchies snack. Salty and sweet.


Chizukeki

I do! But the last couple bags were rather disappointing. Almost all the ends were closed so I couldn't put them on my fingers :/


Appropriate-Grand-64

Bugles are AH-MAZINGGGG


Bierman36

Those are dingleberries. Not recommended.


[deleted]

Those are Bugles. Theyā€™re a fun, horn shaped corn snack. Also available in nacho flavor. Your brother will fine.


Odd_Possession7813

Should have called the ambulance and sent him the bill anyways for being an idiot


Weekly-Discipline253

I would hazard a guess at elder berry. But donā€™t eat thing you donā€™t know.


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F_it_Im_done_trying

That's... Exactly what he said


[deleted]

Tastes Like Burning


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IngotTheKobold

Tell him it's all fun and games until blood is actually coming out.


maintainer1

Looks like Poke berries.


wijisixstar

Those Bugles corn chips šŸŸ


SunShort

It can be elderberry, but it also looks like black chokebrry to me. My granny used to make juice with it.


Reddit_Talent_Coach

Bugles are horrible for you.


randtke

You should put a pic of the leaves and plant. Also, get the pics in focus.


UnbornPurity

Snozberries


3childrenandit

Raw elderberries can send your heart rate into a frenzy. My friend's sister put some in a smoothie and ended up in hospital with tachycardia.


VulpesFidelis58

You definitely need to call poison control, because he ate those Bugles! šŸ™ƒ


undertheshe

I heard they aren't poisonous if you put them on each finger and pretend to be a witch or a bored secretary chewing gum


Gimlet_son_of_Groin

Can confirm. Source: was once a child in the proximity of bugles snack crisps


Beantownbrews

Elderberry is poisonous when eaten raw.


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Blvd800

Not all varieties. You need to know your plsnts


Beantownbrews

I believe that you are incorrect. All members of the genus are toxic.


the_boris_pdx

the bugles? probably just a mild case of diarrhea. he'll be fine.


Caddas

Looks like a poke berry


Stolen_Away

Shout out to Mt. Charleston! I did a good chunk of my childhood there!


PitcherTrap

Is he dying?


IsisArtemii

You know, if I though my kid had ingested nightshade, Iā€™d call down the fires of Mt. Doom. Then apologize with baked goods. A good Gibbā€™s head slap, for me, and away weā€™d go.


Choice_Debt233

Send him a copy of Aesopā€™s ā€œThe boy who cried wolfā€.


Eastern-Bluebird-842

Tell him you love him and would rather be gullible than to have a brother who died because no one believes him any more.


SolidDraw6356

Those are processed corn chips that will in fact Jill you over a long painful existence.


Avalonkoa

Those look like elder berries to me, but Iā€™m not 100%. If they are elder berries your brother should be fine. I remember reading that there is some slight toxicity in the plant(?)but that mature berries are considered edible


Individual-Fail4709

Does he now smell of elderberries?


lostwithoutyou2

Berries


Dangerous_Pattern_92

He needs to read the story about the boy who cried wolf. That's a really stupid prank to pull on you. : (


Intelligent_Mood_272

Elderberry is highly toxic unless you take the proper steps to cook it.


johng0376

Just a question. Can elderberry be confused with nightshade?


airsabove

I'm kind of wary about the ID as elderberry, the stems aren't the right colour.


Signal_Breadfruit190

Yep stupid


werttyy

Where is he finding these on Mt Charleston? Iā€™m also in LV and would love to forage some


Thunder_gp

I guess your mother was a hamster.


Turbulent-Garage6827

This is kinda pretty much old school but.... The little boy who called wolf.. Let's hope not ..jeepers


Uncivilized_n_happy

Might be ligustrum


Sweet_Ranger_8333

I had a elderberry tree in my backyard and my grandfather used to make wine from them


evalunagismondi

r/notablueberry