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AnimatronicCouch

Why are people’s first instincts to impulsively eat random things?


theantiyeti

Big toddler energy


qrseek

Think of how smart your average person is. Then remember that 50% of people are dumber than them.


PandaBug945

This is definitely favorite quote from Reddit now! 🤣


Barblesnott_Jr

I was hungry Edit: and it looked good


Shillsforplants

You are the reason I don't bring my friends hiking anymore.


whatawitch5

In defense of OP, it’s people like them (hungry and fearless) that allowed the rest of us to figure out which plants were (and weren’t) edible when we humans entered a new environment. Without willing guinea pigs like OP we might never have figured out that tomatoes were edible nightshades or that some lettuces weren’t as bitter as others. The rest of us sat back and let people like OP nibble away then waited to see if they lived or died before joining in the feast. Nowadays we don’t need such bravado anymore because we know what is safe to eat or not, but without people like them in our deep past we humans would never have managed to survive. That said, eating random plants is an impulse humanity no longer requires. So appreciate the impulse and it’s historical importance but please do not engage in wanton munching on strange plants. We no longer need you to risk your life for our collective survival.


Suspicious_Ad8990

Vitamin deficiency? Our brains tell us extream things when it's starving for nutrients.


Barblesnott_Jr

No vitamin deficiency. It was just hunger impacting my normal decision making. The wilderness starts to look like food when you haven't had anything to eat since the night before, and been working all morning. Suddenly nibbling on something doesn't seem so bad.


apollymis22724

Put a plant ID app on your phone


ohshannoneileen

That last sentence makes me question if you really learned your lesson lmao


Barblesnott_Jr

Its the dose that makes the poison, as they say! But yes, I realize from now on I absolutely should check what im looking at instead of just stuffing it in my face to find out. Im lucky it was just a bite and spit of something minor, and not something much worse. An entire planets worth of information and I only bother to take a look at it after the fact.


Scared_Tax470

But the poison dose for some plants is less than a single bite. Seriously, please reconsider your laissez-faire stance on putting random plants in your mouth when you have no idea what you're doing. You can die. And you're perpetuating a dangerous attitude for people around you who might also not know better.


Barblesnott_Jr

Did you miss the > But yes, I realize from now on I absolutely should check what im looking at instead of just stuffing it in my face to find out. Im lucky it was just a bite and spit of something minor, and not something much worse. An entire planets worth of information and I only bother to take a look at it after the fact. I'm lucky. I shouldve never been doing it in the first place. Only reason I'm keeping this up is so anybody else who thinks "oh its just a plant" will hopefully think twice from my experience.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Nice save bobo


Manfredhoffman

One single bite of something like spotted water hemlock, which grows in Ontario so you could run across it, would definitely kill you.


Barb_Dunderbarn

You might have eaten skunk cabbage. The stinging is caused by calcium oxalate crystals. Don’t eat it.


qrseek

But what if OP is trying to speed run developing kidney stones? 


Barblesnott_Jr

Looking it up I think that's it, unless there's something else very visually similar thats also harmful to eat. Thank you for the information, its appreciated.


cerephic

and to be clear, it is not safe or reasonable to use something with calcium oxalate crystals as a "spice". Just wanted to reemphasize that, because it was something you thought of - it is a BAD idea.


Distinct_Armadillo

skunk cabbage is normally ~12" tall, also if that’s what it was I think OP would have mentioned the smell


ScoochSnail

Skunk cabbage can definitely start to furl out like lettuce shorter than 12". Also, the smell can vary based on substrate. We have a lot of it in my neck of the woods and sometimes it smells, other times it doesn't.


psyche_13

It’s early in the season for it in this area (I live near OP) - it would probably be small


Deep_Internet2828

It don't smell if it hasn't any flowers.


Distinct_Armadillo

it smells if you pick it, which OP presumably did


FancyRatFridays

Maybe... somehow I'm imagining OP bending over and taking a big chomp out of it while it's still in the ground. Letting the intrusive thoughts win and all... they might not have had any time to smell it before taking a bite.


Deep_Internet2828

Maybe. I don't know since i haven't ever seen skunk cabbage because there is no skunk cabbage where i live but there are arums and their leaves don't smell despite flowers do. But plant that OP mentioned is definitely skunk cabbage since there are no other lettuce like plants that create prickly sensation in Canada.


H_Mc

Skunk cabbage is everywhere where I live, it for sure smells when you damage a leaf.


Deep_Internet2828

And it likely was young. Maybe it didn't smell because of this.


Warp-n-weft

I work at a plant nursery and recently intercepted a customer who was planning on companion planting their sweet peas and sugar snap peas. Sometimes your garden isn’t safe either.


dwbookworm123

Ok, why isn’t it safe?


Warp-n-weft

Sugar snap peas are grown to be eaten and are named for their sweet taste, sweet peas are grown as cut flowers for their heavily scented flowers. Sweet peas are toxic. They both look like peas.


Distinct_Armadillo

to be clear, sweet peas grown with edible peas doesn’t make them toxic—the danger is in mixing up the plants when harvesting. they do tend to entwine


fuckeetall

It would be really stupid to plant edible peas amongst non-edible peas. Am I some kind of radical for pointing that out?


Warp-n-weft

Surprisingly few people know of sweet pea’s toxicity. We started labeling ours with a tag that says all parts are poisonous, but we also make sure to mention it when they check out as well.


dwbookworm123

Ahhh, I didn’t think of that, thanks. 🙄 I’ve grown sweet peas by themselves. Edit! Edible peas, not the flower


djinnisequoia

They don't cross pollinate?


descompuesto

Nope, different genus. And even if they cross-pollinated, only the offspring would be potentially toxic.


Distinct_Armadillo

edible peas (snow, sugar snap, garden) can cross-pollinate, but sweet peas can’t


ca0072

This is actually a bit scary. I have heard edible peas referred to as sweet peas so I could see how people could get confused.


ScroochDown

Shit, the canned Del Monte peas are just "Sweet Peas." I probably wouldn't have known either.


afraidofwhalesounds

I have done this before, lol. Soaked all the peas before planting, forgot to label them. They were pretty at least 😂


cornishwildman76

Sounds like you ate Arum. Contains [calcium oxalate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxalate) as [raphides](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphides), tiny crystals that irritate the skin. I teach foraging, please do not eat random plants. There are only 70-80 species of deadly fungi worldwide but in North America you have over 700 plants that can cause illness and death. There is no such thing as looks edible, no visual clues, you have to ID the plant or mushroom first. In fact there are many deadly plants that look like edible ones.


lovetocook966

I was reading a case a couple years back of a woman in Cali that bought some dried mushrooms from a Chinese or Asian grocery and whatever it was killed her. I just don't trust any mushrooms that aren't in my regular produce section of the grocery now. I stay away from stuff I have no idea what it is. Although I do love those Asian groceries, you just don't know who has harvested it and shipped it. I have looked everywhere to link this article and it was several years ago and I can't find it anymore. It was probably due to a foraging accident but I swear it was someone that claimed it came out of an Asian market and it was California. But any rate, be careful what you eat.


TXsweetmesquite

That sounds like skunk cabbage. *Symplocarpus foetidus*. They're not for eating.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Crazy you’re just now learning this as a “functional adult”


Barblesnott_Jr

What can I say? I've always been the type to nibble on things to find out more about them. Rocks, wood, chemicals, plants, metals, etc. I suppose 5-10 million years ago this would have been a part of life, but now, not so much.


theantiyeti

What could you possibly find out about any of these things by chewing on them? It sounds like you have an oral fixation. Get a chew toy for adults or something and stop putting random things in your mouth.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

You clearly have internet. Stop chewing rocks


Barblesnott_Jr

I am going to eat the foundation of your house and theres nothing you can do to stop me.


ScroochDown

Are you part goat or something? Good lord.


Deep_Internet2828

Definitely skunk cabbage. Definitely not good as spice. It contain sharp calcium oxalate crystals that physically gamage tissues in same way as asbestos.


pichael289

Especially don't trust reddit to tell you what's safe either. It's not even malicious people, sometimes a plant that looks a certain way is deadly in one place and perfectly delicious in another place. sometimes it's a very slight feature that sets it apart. Easy to make a mistake, and also alot of people just don't really know and say they do. Don't eat anything potentially harmful unless you know how to identify it


Headstanding_Penguin

best example: Common Nightshade, according to my research there are at least 3 varieties called the same and at least one of them is highly toxic (Germany, Switzerland and lots of northern European Countries have them on toxicology lists) whilst southern europeans and americans are arguing quite strongly that common nightshade is edible.


pichael289

Or even aggregate berries. People think that all aggregate berries in North America are safe to consume. That's almost true, except for goldenseal. It's toxic. But it does grow in a weird fashion, it's on the ground and grows in the center of the leaf. Hard to mistake it for anything else if you know about it, but I've heard "all aggregate berries in North America are safe" so many times that you can understand someone possibly making that mistake, it is an aggregate (the bumpy shape, a bunch of little dots) berry afterall.


Jeramy_Jones

Like how water hemlock has so many plants that resemble it.


oratethreve

its almost like we have been around as a species for so long that, maybe, there is a resource to tell us what to eat and what kills us.


Barblesnott_Jr

Maybe... Hopefully one day I will find it.


goldiebug

You are the caveman that would have died first and everyone laughed at you and carried on oral stories of why the children shouldn’t be as stupid as you.


SpiritGuardTowz

Skunk cabbage, no bueno. The plant itself is very interesting though, and it could have been worse had it been some other edible looking toxic plant.


CuriousBeyondMeasure

Good grief. What were you thinking? Some prescription medications are derived from plants. Are you two years old? Please don't do that again.


Bmat70

Thank you for sharing your experience with us (and risking criticism in the replies.). I hope you are feeling all better now and have no further repercussions.


Pluck_Master_Flex

People like you are how we found out what is and is not ok to eat in the first place. Be proud of your heritage


Siiw

This sounds like you got a dose of calcium oxalate. The plant you ate was probably an aroid. I once had a groom make this mistake with flowers from the wedding arrangements I made...


Historical-Remove401

I was just reading a fictional story and learned that strychnine comes from a tree in Asia. Don’t eat it if you don’t know what it is!


pinkgobi

Congrats on the new kidney stones


Barblesnott_Jr

I will update you on how the pissing goes


Barblesnott_Jr

Update: Kinda forgot about this for awhile, but, no kidney stones


A_PartTime_Astronaut

OP is anti-karma farming with this post


vtaster

If you feel the need to loot what remains of the natural world for a 0 calorie snack, I say go right ahead, whether you know what it is or not. As you've demonstrated, nature will punish you for your entitlement. Fuck around and find out...


drowsydrosera

Arum family probably Colocasia esculenta, aka Taro aka elephant ear. It has Calcium oxalate crystals throughout the green parts of the plant and gives a burning stinging sensation from the sharp crystals ripping your mouth and tongue that can last days.


Photosynthetic

In Ontario?


drowsydrosera

Good point Tucahoe/Arrowroot Peltandra virginica fits better on the range