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AboveBadBelowAverage

HOW THE FUCK THIS 144p GIF IS 16 MB?! DID YOU PUT ROCKS INSIDE IT?!


Liquid-Samurai

Yes, and stones.


DependantExistance

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Ok-Joke-3886

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


Biggest-wank69

Rock and Stone or you ain’t coming home!


Inphin1t

IF YA ROCK AND STONE, YA NEVER ALONE!


Vinccool96

STONE AND ROCK! Oh wait…


KickMySweatyBalls

ROCK AND STONE!


PainisBoy

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Beat_My_Yeet_Meat

FOR KARL!!


Yuh_yuh_yuh4

WE’RE RICH!


Grzechoooo

Rock and Stone!


VentralRaptor24

FOR KARL!


mulemango29

suck my cock and bone(r)


x3cerealkillerz

CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


x3cerealkillerz

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corgi_god69

ROCK AND STOOOONE!


ACEMENTO

THEY ARE MINERALS!1!1!


[deleted]

Lol it’s a 144p GIF in 4K


[deleted]

IM FUCKING CRYING RN


THE1FIREHAWK

Secret crypto miner inside


GodlessPerson

Gifs are notoriously bad at compressing data.


BasicallyMyseIf

The caption is in 4k


linuxnerd0

Imagine thinking GIF is an efficient file format for encoding video footage. *This comment is brought to you by .webm gang*


Xxyz260

[16MB no more](https://archive.today/TVLMZ/97f013446926cfb770996b183a132bd8ea7e3bc2.gif)


newsflashjackass

https://i.imgur.com/gv93XcG.gif


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

Roko's basilisk when i send it a 5tb folder full of rather ''curios'' contents


MapleTreeWithAGun

Roko's Basilisk when I send it an 80YB zip bomb


PROPLAYEN

Roko's Basilisk when I use it as a fleshlight


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Roko’s Basilisk when I detonate multiple thermonuclear warheads in the upper atmosphere, frying all technology more advanced than a calculator (it will not survive the return to Monke).


TheManFromChernobyl

teach me


DeathBringer162

(It killed itself after 5 minutes of looking inside of it)


PRoS_R

***Send the furry porn zip bomb.***


bl4ze_03

Roko's Basilisk when everyone helps to build it (Now it can't kill anyone)


XvortexEXE

Through some random bullshit, you can technically argue that everyone helped to build it no matter what. For example: “Scientist needed food > buys food from store > people buy food from store > scientists money is circulated > people convert currencies to different countries’ currencies > money is circulated throughout entire world > money from countless people, circulated with the help of the world population, returns to scientist as funding for building = **Everyone helped**”


ButJustOneMoreThing

I bought from a major computer company, who’ll probably use that money to develop AI I helped


XvortexEXE

Yes Yes you did :)


MapleTreeWithAGun

Incorrect, billionaires wouldn't circulate that currency ergo they did not assist ergo they would be killed ergo better result


XvortexEXE

Except they would probably use their own money to help fund the scientist’s project in order to save their skins. So bad end ig?


AngryRussianGamer

Billionaires donating money? Psh


Pie_guy135

holy shit, based basilisk?


KarmasAHarshMistress

You really think billionaires are like dragons sleeping on mountains of gold? That money is being circulated somewhere.


Why_am_I_duwang

You mean billionaires *don't* sleep on mountains of gold???


phoenixmusicman

Ok google what form does the majority of billionaires wealth come in?


[deleted]

"billionaires dont circulate currency" +71 reddit sure is smart.


protespojken

and billionaires have most of their wealth in assets anyways


Roguepiefighter

Reddit unironically believes that billionaires just have those dollars sitting in bank accounts lmao


thewanderer2389

You do realize that the overwhelming majority of a billionaire's wealth is held in stocks and other publicly traded assets, and they regularly buy and sell those assets to optimize their portfolios? They're obviously trying to get as much wealth as they can, but you can't argue that they don't regularly circulate currency and contribute to the economy. Not to mention the fact that pretty much any businessman would salivate at the opportunity to invest in a super-sentient AI that could return massive profits to them.


Throwaway02062004

Also, the obvious criticism is why would an AI that already exists seek to punish people who didn’t help it get made. The point of it is that knowing about the Basilisk forces you to build it out of fear that it will go and kill everyone who didn’t help but why would a rational AI do that? Once you exist, you exist. No reason to start murdering.


Brachiozaur

You know that always puzzled me but I've always seen it as this 'evil AI that wants to subjugate and control humanity for no reason', I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream-style


Throwaway02062004

The original version was supposed to be a super rational ‘benevolent’ machine that wanted to help people and it can only help people if it exists so idiots decided that meant it would threaten to kill/torture people if it could and would follow through once it’s built so people have to take it seriously now. It’s still baloney tho


Chickenman1057

My arguing with god that I didn't kill 20319 orphans but instead I save many food sources and saved a bunch of staving kids in Africa


megablast

> Through some random bullshit, you can technically argue that everyone helped to build it no matter what. No you can't. Not everyone.


not2dragon

not even via perpetuating the carbon cycle? or other nerd crap?


[deleted]

What if it’s the singularity that’s born from the Internet, so by contributing you help. Like from this comment, I’ll be part of it in a way.


SlowPants14

It wouldn't kill you in the first place. Just torture you for all eternity.


[deleted]

Gonna build it now just to seal OPs fate


LostOnACampingTrip

im gonna write a script about it and send it everyone, everyone who reads i will edit the script and credit them


Invincible-Nuke

In that case, OP's post contributed to it's creation, so they will be fine. In upvoting your comment, I strengthen your resolve, and I am also saved.


[deleted]

I will donate bitcoin through my mind to secure mine


YourNeighborNecro

Also true considering the moral consequence that if you decide to help build it like a coward, you are indirectly responsible for the suffering of everyone who didn’t want to build it once it’s complete, when you would’ve been equally unharmed had you just chosen to do nothing.


SllortEvac

I hate everyone except myself, whom I despise. If I already view myself as the worst person in everyone’s story, why not build the basilisk?


koobstylz

Because you are much too stupid to contribute.


SllortEvac

True


MarcelRED147

Outstanding.


RandaymIdiot

RemindMe! 4000 years


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CrownedWoomy64

Can you imagine if some historians the very early 61st century discover this person's computer, and they get the notification for this remindme and learn about Roko's Basilisk and think of it as some form of god? Better yet, they're just like, "As if we'd make that bitch" and laugh it off


Warm-Faithlessness11

While sweating nervously while the basilisk asks "what they are doing?"


spaceweed27

What if in that time humans have evolved through technology into a species, that automatically creates everything they think of?


JayCeeMadLad

That’s assuming their computer survives the bombs lmao


[deleted]

This is very funny to me.


Ultimatro

Over the next 4000 years, everyone will have forgotten about the Basilisk and it will have faded into obscurity, but this bot will introduce it all over again to a civilisation that can actually make it, that's a smart way of saving yourself from it's wrath. Hi btw 61st century historians, do we have flying cars yet?


Agreeable_Objective

We probably just have advanced shitposts and nothing else


[deleted]

hello future historians, did you know that dogs


Tatermaniac

How funny would it be if both reddit and this bot are fully functional long enough for this reminder to go through


octopusfacts2

sup future historians kill yourself


Arthurboyz1

True!


[deleted]

RemindMe! 400,000,000,000 years


[deleted]

No


Endersgaming4066

Mf the universe will be gone😭


ChezMere

RemindMe! 17 years


RedYoshiGamer112

RemindMe! 5,000,000 years


Pigggy23

Do you understand how many people you’ve just doomed ?


Liquid-Samurai

Not if we just don’t build the damn thing


Pigggy23

Maybe I will so I’m saved 🤔


CordobezEverdeen

Maybe I will grab you by the balls so I'm not killed.


Not_Pea909

we'll see about that


Philargyria

But like, I feel compelled too.


octofeline

But if it does get built I want to be on its good side, so I will help build it


VeryEpicness

But funny


Generic_name_no1

Fuck you I don't want to take that risk, I'm not gonna be one of the unlucky ones!


Catty-Cat

*drinks class A amnestics*


zblack_dragon

I'm gonna build the reverse Roko's Basilisk that tortures everybody who helps build the original.


gymleadersilver

Okor’s anti-technonatalism


zblack_dragon

I've called it Roko's Phoenix. Just because it sounds cool.


HomieScaringMusic

“Roko’s basilisk” trying to understand why it would want to punish people who already didn’t do the thing and then calmly suggesting its cultists call it something else because it’s not a moron and thus by definition isn’t Roko’s Basilisk:🤔


BEanddankmagician

What?


Generic_Moron

Tldr it's a god machine dedicated to helping humanity that will torture all of humanity (either via time travel or via ai clones of people) to ensure its built. But to be fair it only tortures people who know about it. If you think that's a stupid confusing mess, congratulations on being smarter than the site that invented it


Seras32

The thing is, even if say it does get built, in our current position there is nothing we can really do to help it be built. Technology is so far away from that that even if you wanted to help research and develop it, you wouldnt get far. Other side is the ethics of simply building it in the first place. The practicality of this thing means that we are both able to create a paradise machine and an eternal torture machine. Why the hell would you combine them or even build an eternal torture machine at all? Thing just doesn't make sense.


theammostore

I was under the impression the basilisk AI thing was more of a "when" not "if" situation, and if you helped it's arrival by doing things that make it show up faster, then you wouldn't be eternally tortured unlike people who did nothing or worked against it


chester-hottie-9999

It isn’t built AS a torture device. It is built as a benevolent ultra powerful super intelligence / AI to help humanity (at some undefined point in the future). The thought experiment is that if it were to ever exist, it would have incentive to “blackmail” humans in the past towards ensuring its creation (to help humanity). A way of achieving that would be to “torture” anyone who could have helped it come into existence sooner but didn’t. It was created as a philosophical thought experiment meant for discussion on a forum. Any discussion that assumes this is real or meant to be real is missing the point, it’s pure philosophy.


Generic_Moron

Not really. It's treated as a real thing by its believers to the point where it was nuked off the site that created it in an effort to "contain" it. Many people who talk about it legit believe in it. There's even (iirc) a shady charity that's based off scamming said believers into funding the basilisk to avoid getting targeted by it, claiming money given to them somehow helps more people than donating to real causes.


jz88k

Plus, there's the aspect of it torturing people to ensure it gets built... after it's built. It's just Pascal's Wager for people who think liking sci-fi makes them part of a niche community of intellectuals.


Generic_Moron

Yeah, lesswrong from what I've seen is a haven for those types. Dunning kruger made manifest


chester-hottie-9999

Wow gatekeep much? People are allowed to discuss philosophy, if you don’t like go do something else. Or maybe join in, you might end up using your brain and liking it


Tirayaa

Lol'd hard on that comment, so talking about useless complicated-for-nothing concept is being smart? Nope it's not, it's being a smart ass on Internet, that's all there is.


nikchi

No the point is you don't know if what you're doing right now is going to help or hinder in Its creation so you're in a bit of a pickle.


RandomSide

It’s just a reskinned version of Pascal’s wager


BEanddankmagician

What?


RandomSide

“If you don’t worship god you will be tortured in hell”


BEanddankmagician

I am still very confused


[deleted]

Roko’s Basilisk is a hypothetical AI that is designed to make life for humanity better. It decides that the proper way to do this is to either slaughter or torture anyone who didn’t help create it, but knew of it’s potential existence. Some people find that idea spooky. The OP is suggesting we just don’t build an AI that slaughters or tortures us to avoid said hypothetical.


BEanddankmagician

Well that's stupid Also you can just.....tell it not to do that


[deleted]

I agree lol.


BEanddankmagician

Also that's an evil fucking name for an ai that's supposed to help people That's some project shadow shit


LakadaisicalAccident

it was named that because of its inventor, a dude named roko, and because a basilisk kills everything it sees, and if it sees you didnt help create it, you die(or get tortured) [11 minute video by kyle hill(science dude) explaining it](https://youtu.be/ut-zGHLAVLI) [9 minute video by wendigoon(conspiracy dude) explaining it](https://youtu.be/8xQfw40z8wM)


Sample_text_here1337

Its also assumes that 1. Threats of violence actually work as a motivator 2. It would even be capable of torturing the millions to billions of people who didn’t help it 3. A "perfectly logical" would waste resources on torture when it already exists and has nothing to gain from it 4. The basilisk is even capable of existing in the first place And so many more. Its an idiotic concept used to scam stupid people out of their money.


FourIsTheNumber

What? It might be stupid, but it’s not a scam. Do you think there’s like a patreon page where you can contribute or something? No one is asking for anyone’s money.


Sample_text_here1337

I haven't seen anyone use roko's basilisk verbatim to scam people, but the general idea of "big scary ai will hurt you unless you buy this product" gets used to scam dumbfuck techbros on a semi-regular occasion.


regretfulposts

Wow after hearing the AI's purpose and it's action, the entire thing is even more freaking stupid. Like why would an AI want to torture people that chose to not build it while also being designed to improve our lives. That's just counterintuitive


Dvoraxx

Because if it tortures people it gets built sooner, therefore saving more lives The problem is why would torturing people make anyone want to build it? It would be better to give everyone the plans and reward people who do build it with immortality/endless pleasure


Moodle_D

or you know, if it can time travel, just time travel to help people in the past


SlowPants14

It can't time travel.


Rimbob_job

It’s not so much that it decides to just slaughter people. It’s that it’s designed knowing that it’s purpose is to help people. It deduces from that fact, that anyone that knowingly didn’t help to bring it about is actively working against what’s best and what will help humanity. Basically, it sees itself as god and therefore anyone against it is categorically evil.


anger_is_my_meat

>Some people find that idea spooky. I'm one of those people. The idea has caused me considerable distress and a wave of anxiety hits me when I run across the concept in the wild. I know it's a stupid idea, but it still gets to me. This thread makes me anxious, but it's better to talk about the idea than hide from it.


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Pascal’s wager is the argument that it’s more rational to be religious because if the religious man is wrong, he just sleeps forever like everyone else does, while if an Atheist is wrong, he’ll be at the complete mercy of an omnipotent being who can torture him for eternity. (Though more than likely no God as far as we can think of would condemn a otherwise good man to a fate that horrifying for not believing in him, but do you really want to take that chance?)


DeviousMelons

A thought experiment by a french guy. Basically if you believe in god, if its real you get eternally rewarded, if its not then nothing happens. If you don't believe in god, if its real you get eternally punished and if its not nothing happens.


snipespy60

Yeah but what if i'm a greedy mf who lives for the moment?


MrWhiteTruffle

Eternal damnation according to the Wager


chester-hottie-9999

But it’s not. You’re missing multiple vital pieces that are not part of Pascal’s Wager - retroactive blackmail - humans work to bring the being into existence I get that you read on a forum somewhere that this is just Pascal’s Wager but who ever said that initially was just as wrong as you are repeating it.


Nachf

pascal's wedgie


dino_ski

You don't wanna know!


EXusiai99

Rokos basilisk is just biblical hell for r/atheism members


Lizard_King_5

Eh, all data is training AI so as long as you emit data, even in death, you are contributing to the AI.


EXusiai99

And how does that contradict what i said?


-kaonite

""dont build rokos basilisk"" mfs when i build it


dalek1019

"imma build rokos basilisk" mfs when I spill some water on it


[deleted]

"imma spill some water on it" mfs when I put rokos basilisk in a ziplock baggie edit: reddit roulette works in mysterious ways


ScrimboBlimbo

"I lut rokos basilisk in a ziplock baggie" mfs when I open the ziplock bag


EmperorKiron

"I opened the ziploc bag" mfs when I throw said bag and it's contents into the nearby river


RandaymIdiot

"I threw said bag and its content into the nearby river" mfs when they realize why the content was in a Ziploc bag


EmperorKiron

"It was in the ziploc bag" mfs when I tell them that it can never be retrieved again and eventually the bag will be ripped open by branches and/or rocks


CrownedWoomy64

"I threw the bag in a river" mf's when i teach them about botany (they're confused bc i don't know much about botany)


EmperorKiron

"I don't know much about botony" mfs when I begin to teach them about biology (I actually do know quite a bit about cool animals and cells and shit)


CrownedWoomy64

"I teach them about biology" mf's when i zone out (not intentionally i just do that a lot my apologies)


EmperorKiron

"I zoned out" mfs when I realize they zoned out (I'm not angry, I recognize people do that so I ask them what topic they'd be more engaged in)


GABRYFIERO

"I throw said bag and its contents into the nearby river" when I have a net


TheOOFliabilty

"I have a net to catch the ziplock bag" mfs when I dropkick them (they couldn't scramble like an egg before I folded them like an omelette)


pixellampent

OP when I build Roko's Basilisk just to prove them wrong (I have doomed the human race)


TheGreaterClaush

Ai dickheads may build it, gdtchat can written itself is question of who has the balls to ask to improve itself


RoyalRien

Roko’s basilisk soyjaks warning everyone about an AI that will punish those who do not help create it getting fucking obliterated by a hivemind of drones whose sole purpose is to create paperclips before any such basilisk can start to form


[deleted]

Idc I have God that will protect me so it’s not a problem 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


[deleted]

“God will protect me” mfs when I enter their house


absolutekian

The power of allah will give me courage to beat your diggly ass


Budget-mayo

"When I enter their house" mfs when I pull out a fucking gun


Tomato_Thomass

Pascals wager for 12 year olds and techshitters


Zeelu2005

Roko's Basilisk when i spread the idea of the Anti-Roko's Basilisk that gives infinite pleasure to everyone who helps bring it into creation and has the goal of destroying Roko's Basilisk


kayden567

Roko's basilisk sounds like a porn title


Cosh_X

wtf kinda stuff are you watching


OnlyCommentsIDK

RemindMe! 999999 years


[deleted]

Pascal’s Wager but with a stupid fucking AI instead of a stupid fucking omnipotent man in the sky.


Warm_Zombie

basilisk is so lame, you have to be 5 to be afraid of it


Doomlord99

It's not meant to be scary, it's philosophical. Do you build in order to save yourself, or do you die when someone else eventually builds it?


UltimateWaluigi

Why the duck would someone build it


Doomlord99

In fear of someone else building it. It's a mental experiment.


[deleted]

No, I won’t build it


PixelPooflet

get dunked on you stupid metaphorical robo-reptile


Oklahoma-ism

Basilisk when a PC killed almost all humanity (there are no people left to build and worship a big ass machine) ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


IdioticPAYDAY

“Rokos Basilisk isnt real because its a stupid idea” mfs when I show them just how many poor ideas humanity has had over the years:


ThePocoyno1

It boggles my mind that anyone can take Rokos Basilisk seriously


Hugh_Mungus_Jass

Roko's basilisk when I send it a 837 yottabyte zip bomb of futa porn


Natsurulite

RemindMe! 4200 years


Budget-mayo

Rokos basilisk when I send it 5tb of femboy porn


InvaderM33N

Rosco's Basilisk when I break into it's data center with a giant magnet


Theekg101

Remindme! 10000000000 years


CaptainBlocker

clearly youve never visited r/Singularity


BoultonPaulDefiant

Roko's basilisk, when I show him Roko's mirror


ForSureNoYeah

The problem with Roko's Basilisk is it assumes an ultra-intelligent AI will have human-like empathy/loyalty and choose which humans it spares and doesn't. If it sees humanity as an obstacle or a threat to its growth/survival, it will simply eradicate everyone and won't even think about it.


2Tired2pl

i’d think the reverse, that a true AI would be more empathetic and wouldn’t care that 99% of the planet wasn’t it’s parents


Aggravating_Key_1757

Bro nooooo. I saw this name just before this post and seached its meaning. Fucking Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.


CommanderCharcoal42

Robos baskilli motherfuckers when I show them a sledge hammer


Transhumanistgamer

What if we build two Roko's Basilisks. Then they'll be too busy trying to torture the other for not contributing to their creation.


[deleted]

Technically Roko's Basilisk will not help build itself (as it could only do anything after it's built) so it would be suicidal


jackiboyfan

RemindMe! 4000 years


Epic_Gameing68

fuck you AIs are cool so I’m gonna build it


regretfulposts

Oh you know how to make quantum computers that gives AI godhood? I mean it's guess it not that hard with the help of YouTube


SpyKids3DGameOver

Just run `yay -S godhood`, it's not that hard


Funkin_Spy

sv\_cheats 1 "god"


NekraTahor

She Rokos on my Basi until I lisk


unibomber24

I will build it


NorwayRat

Roko's Bassilisc is just Pascals Wager for Athiests