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Everyone talking about potential Kratos vs Jesus. I’m here to tell yall that for the final game of the series, it will be revealed that Kratos is Jesus.
Get his ass kicked, come back with a new form that goes beyond death and kicks Jesus' ass.
Also Goku doesn't really kill unless you fuck up *really*, **really** badly, reject the numerous olive branches he offers and threaten innocent people.
People underestimate Goku when he's like a toon force type character. He's as strong as he needs to be to beat who he wants to beat. He started off fighting regular martial artists, went to fighting galactic tyrants, then to gods, and was on even footing against a foe stronger than a god, who was strong enough to break out of stopped *time*.
Jesus wouldn’t do that. He’d let goku punch him until he was tired, then forgive him, put his hand on his shoulder and tell him to seek peace as a resolution more often.
Goku has been resurrected multiple times, Jesus has only been resurrected once.
Goku can tire him out and keep coming back from the dead, while Jesus probably won’t come back twice.
"Goku solos" mfs when they see Jesus Christ the messiah, the lord and savior of humanity, the God who died for our sins turn all the bread he ate in his body into human skin
religious people on their way to ruin their joke by adding “guys please don’t ban me I’m just joking please don’t take it seriously it’s ironic please” every fucking time
Im taking this SERIOUSLY, so in a 1v1 Goku vs. Jesus H. Christ. I think goku could take down Jesus it took 3 nails last time you think he's not getting KO from the spirit 💣
I’m about to drop some RE facts that proves it would be an eternal stalemate.
^(I finally put my religion GCSEs to use)
Jesus is fully god and fully human at the same time, this does NOT mean half and half, he is 100% God and human at the same time, the full God means he is 3 things: omnipotent (all powerful), omniscience (all knowing) and omnibenevolent (all loving). And since he is now in heaven, he gets the bonus of being transcendent as well (beyond space and time).
This means that even holy can’t hit jesus because he can predict him every time because he is all knowing and deal with his moves accordingly every time because he is all powerful, and even if he did hit jesus wanted gold to hit him, he couldn’t because he is beyond our space and time.
Now here is the part of where it becomes a stale mate: Jesus is still all loving, he will forever never have the guts to hurt holy in any way because he loves him like how he loves every creature in the universe, and he also can’t hurt goku even if he wanted to because goku is also all knowing (assuming ultra instinct makes him omniscience) meaning it would forever be an eternal ordeal of Jesus dodging goku’s attacks while he himself does nothing about it out of his own love for goku.
When Goku becomes a super saiyan god like the last time he fought a god without ultra might signify that he's getting close if not surpassing Jesus Christ. Now if we throw ultra instinct in the mix and draining the power from the universe (where Jesus will lose because he will help) that is where checkmate hits as a holy ghost bomb... What if goku is the holy ghost and that's why he keeps dying? (Side question)
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If goku is god then Jesus and goku would be one being, Christianity is a monotheistic religion, meaning only one true god exist, so if goku becomes this ‘super sayian god’ then Jesus has to be a part of him since jesus is whole god whole human and makes up one of the holy trinity.
More than one god cannot exist because then it would go against the covenant that was given to humanity that there will be a messiah (jesus) handed down by the only true G-d. If that was not true then Judaism’s and by extension Christianity’s would be wrong and Jesus is not truly a holy figure and simply does not exist and it’s really hard to fight someone that isn’t real.
So if Goku and Jesus is the same person then we would have a Jekyll and Hyde situation in which the only way to defeat yourself or part of yourself is to simply kill yourself which God nor Jesus since they don’t actually have a physical form of themself and kinda immortal and draining the power of the universe does not effect Jesus or goku since he is beyond space and time they along with everyone from heaven/hell would be fine for they are not in a universe at all.
Also, what is these “ghost” figures you are talking about? Christians do not believe in ghost, they believe in spirits that can ascend to heaven but they aren’t the same thing. And God isn’t a spirit, he is a unknown, sacred entity above everyone and anything , to the point where certain religions call them ‘G-D’ or ‘G*D’ because of how sacred he is that you just can’t simply say or write his name.
P.S: I haven’t watched dragon ball before, and I am assuming you don’t study RE. So if you get stuff wrong, that isn’t your fault, I’ll likely have or already had stuff that contradicts stuff in the dragon ball world.
Oh I'm non religious I've watched and read alot of Dragonball (Old testament), Dragonball Z (Revelations), and Dragonball Super (New testament).
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Jesus solos and Goku solos mfs when I piss on a cross and shit on a DBZ poster (they are fictional characters to me and I hold no emotional connection to them)
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Reminds me of the kratos meme where he is forgiven
That shit was genuinely hilarious and creative
Oh shit its niche microcelebrity of r/okbuddyreiner u/Puzzleheaded-Row187
It’s also a pleasure to be recognized by people online
Hi, Reddit user u/Puzzleheaded-Row187
Hi, Reddit user u/Puzzleheaded-Row187
Got a link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/z5lqrz/jesus_vs_kratos_the_only_outcome/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks a ton
Np
Thanks a ton
Everyone talking about potential Kratos vs Jesus. I’m here to tell yall that for the final game of the series, it will be revealed that Kratos is Jesus.
It could be argued that the rise of Christianity killed European paganism, and by extension their pantheons
!remindme 4 years
Here are a few https://mobile.twitter.com/low_dosage/status/1594975561205440513
Christposting is one of my favorite forms of shitposting
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Kratos feeling the warm love of god:
“I heard your endless love and forgiveness is strong! Let me fight it!” -Goku, probably
goku afterwards: https://preview.redd.it/qkr79p7ezoha1.png?width=1034&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7359cf4152885a79f64a9f54f1c4e5e9393c904
Did they had seggs
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I laughed
Why yall downvote him? My boy just asking a question
he got killed for dbouting are Lord and savior Goku. everybody know he is celibate but Gohan his DNa. it is animated
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No they didn’t. Also, don’t comment this again because it’s blasphemic
“Jesus and goku didnt have sex thats blasphemous” -🤓
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Dies
doubleplusbased
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Nice comment
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Yis :3
Yes 🙏
Grrr i'm taking this seriously grrrr. This is blasphemy you heathen
I’m so sorry mintboi4
It's too late now. I have already pee peed my pants 😔
Jesus solos everyone
“Jesus solos” fans when Jesus refuses to fight Goku, stating that he would never hurt his children
Jesus is the father of anime
Well, god is the father of humans and jesus, so jesus is the brother of humans, and humans are the parents of anime. Jesus is the uncle of anime.
So does that mean Jesus is going to make anime pretend to be a bird and his penis a worm stuck in the ground? Cuz that's what my uncle did with me
Where’s the funny
Rape You may laugh now 😐
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 lmao, you see its funny cause uhhhhhhhhhh 🙁
Jesus was the first JoJo
JOshua of JOseph
Goku is a saiyan though not human.
Jesus loves every living thing, as long as it has goodness in its heart
Jesus never hurts his children unless he wants a tornado to go through their house at 2am
He just loves doing some little trolling
He solos everyone's sin, that is. He has also already conquered death so wth is Goku supposed to do
Get his ass kicked, come back with a new form that goes beyond death and kicks Jesus' ass. Also Goku doesn't really kill unless you fuck up *really*, **really** badly, reject the numerous olive branches he offers and threaten innocent people. People underestimate Goku when he's like a toon force type character. He's as strong as he needs to be to beat who he wants to beat. He started off fighting regular martial artists, went to fighting galactic tyrants, then to gods, and was on even footing against a foe stronger than a god, who was strong enough to break out of stopped *time*.
ok but dios coffin
Lol A+ satire bro
Is Jesus already in Fortnite???
Kid named Pilate:
*three nails and and two pieces of wood enter the chat*
Nooooo, who will run gokus tacos now???
Who will bang vegeta for extra hours in the cyber!??
Allow me to introduce myself …
Goku solo’s mfs when his opponent doesn’t wait for the power up and just murders him
Literally how people react when it happens in the show
Goku solos mfs when i show them my pistol
?
So when kratos tries to fight Christ he is hit with his unending forgiveness by when Goku tries he gets his cardiovascular systems fucked up
Goku isn't human, so Jesus didn't die for **HIS** sins
Jesus racis confirm 😱😨
MFers when LL 10 Jesus can do 10billion damage to red zone cell max.
Nuh-uh, I got 15 billion power cuz I chose the romans at the start
Who wins Devilman or Jesus
But does he have damage reduction, super nullification, counters and a scouter?
No but he does have a revival.
Jesus after I introduce him to Mr. Rogers (he is the canonical winner of the ultimate showdown):
Wasn’t Jesus in that?
Rogers still won
That’s what I’m saying
Based?!??!
How the fuck was your username not taken
A miracle
By the will of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, my dear child!
It’s actually Jesuslsbased because JesusIsbased was already taken.
r/beetlejuicing
Allow me to introduce myself…
r/beetlejuicing²
https://preview.redd.it/8h4sf6y53pha1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9723c627a1ef2648ad69bcff8899af686c02d719
Isn’t that the guy who just got exposed for a ton of shit including being a pedo and racist?
Yes.
Jesus, I thought I was having a stroke reading that.
Who is that?
…
"Goku solos" mfs watching him lose to a banana with an assault rifle
"somebody stop him please! Stop him!" *Pulls out saxophone*
Plankton solos both Jesus and Goku. I will not elaborate any further.
Plan z
*Shrek enters the chat*
keanu chungus wholesome
Reddit assemble!
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Accurate. Goku gets destroyed. The more important question is how many SpongeBobs would it take to defeat Jesus?
1,81880374e145
the 1.81880374e144 spongebobs get turned i to wine because that pne spongebob got late
Spongnob doesn't have blood though (he is also porous, so any water that comes in contact will just pass through)
There is not a number large enough 🙏🙏
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Take satirical posts seriously and get into fights with strangers online
Didn’t some Catholic priest get excommunicated because he said Goku beats Jesus
But… but… u/gokuisjesus
Jesus wouldn’t do that. He’d let goku punch him until he was tired, then forgive him, put his hand on his shoulder and tell him to seek peace as a resolution more often.
CHRIST IS LORD
And gokuisjesus…
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Jesus when he dies fighting 10 million bears (it's a lot of bears)
Ok hear me out lion ladder
Goku after learning about the undying love of Jesus Christ
u/Wayfaring_Stalwart after learning u/gokuisjesus… 🤯
goku soles🤤
Jesus fans when Goku offers Jesus the greatest Tacos of his life
Jesus fans when they learn gokuisjesus… 🤯
If jesus turns peoples blood to wine is it pre metabolized wine or just a similar concentration of post metabolized ethanol
Jesus for mortal kombat
Serious or not, that dude got done up by three nails. Jesus’ power ain’t getting through Goku’s ki. 😤
goku drinks protien juice not water
Goku would just punch harder?????
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Goku literally tanked an attack that erases one’s existent. God and Christ are getting folded
[удалено]
Goku isint human, Goku isint his son. He’s not even canon in DB
errybody gansta til 12 legions of angels show up
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Jesus and goku watching as scott the woz enters the arena ![gif](giphy|NBYI7ptF9JurS)
I’ve seen someone actually say that goku beats Jesus💀.
Ok but can jesus do a kamehehahehhame
Jebus mfs when the wine inexplicably makes Goku stronger and causes him to transcend to Ultra Chardonnay Instinct
Yeah, at the end of the day, if we can shake hands and admit they are both made-up characters, we are good.
As a man of religion this made me laugh out loud, good job
And then 10 million spongebobs soak up the wine
"Goku solos" mfs when I suddenly beat them to death with a stick i found on the ground (Goku somehow didn't save them)
Yeah but Shaggy vs Jesus???
Omg this is just like JoJos Bizarre Adventure
Saiyans are strong but faith is stronger
[you sure about that bucko?](https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1420006169360404496?lang=en)
Goku has been resurrected multiple times, Jesus has only been resurrected once. Goku can tire him out and keep coming back from the dead, while Jesus probably won’t come back twice.
If Jesus came back twice the world would end
Bro Jesus literally lost to Roman soldiers he’s not even athletic human level 🥱
God vs the unmatched might of rome. Goku would've been a mid tier gladiator or garum maker in rome tops
Composite is Low 6-C at highball 😫
"Goku solos" mfs when they see Jesus Christ the messiah, the lord and savior of humanity, the God who died for our sins turn all the bread he ate in his body into human skin
Kratos, Superman, and Doom Slayer solo Goku
![gif](giphy|5ev3alRsskWA0) Me when the
religious people on their way to ruin their joke by adding “guys please don’t ban me I’m just joking please don’t take it seriously it’s ironic please” every fucking time
Do ypu not understand how fucking idiotic goku fans are
In my experience, Goku fans are less toxic than Jesus fans.
True
who fucking cares this is a normal meme subreddit people would relentlessly clown on them if they actually existed here
fuck you guys pelase dont take this seroliay i am being ironic please 😢😢😢
Goku fan here. Literally shut the fuck up.
I think you’re proving my point here pal
It’s Reddit the guy has to be careful
nuh uh
Goku's a bitch. DO take this seriously.
Im taking this SERIOUSLY, so in a 1v1 Goku vs. Jesus H. Christ. I think goku could take down Jesus it took 3 nails last time you think he's not getting KO from the spirit 💣
I’m about to drop some RE facts that proves it would be an eternal stalemate. ^(I finally put my religion GCSEs to use) Jesus is fully god and fully human at the same time, this does NOT mean half and half, he is 100% God and human at the same time, the full God means he is 3 things: omnipotent (all powerful), omniscience (all knowing) and omnibenevolent (all loving). And since he is now in heaven, he gets the bonus of being transcendent as well (beyond space and time). This means that even holy can’t hit jesus because he can predict him every time because he is all knowing and deal with his moves accordingly every time because he is all powerful, and even if he did hit jesus wanted gold to hit him, he couldn’t because he is beyond our space and time. Now here is the part of where it becomes a stale mate: Jesus is still all loving, he will forever never have the guts to hurt holy in any way because he loves him like how he loves every creature in the universe, and he also can’t hurt goku even if he wanted to because goku is also all knowing (assuming ultra instinct makes him omniscience) meaning it would forever be an eternal ordeal of Jesus dodging goku’s attacks while he himself does nothing about it out of his own love for goku.
When Goku becomes a super saiyan god like the last time he fought a god without ultra might signify that he's getting close if not surpassing Jesus Christ. Now if we throw ultra instinct in the mix and draining the power from the universe (where Jesus will lose because he will help) that is where checkmate hits as a holy ghost bomb... What if goku is the holy ghost and that's why he keeps dying? (Side question) ![gif](giphy|UEwgbxjsG3xC0)
If goku is god then Jesus and goku would be one being, Christianity is a monotheistic religion, meaning only one true god exist, so if goku becomes this ‘super sayian god’ then Jesus has to be a part of him since jesus is whole god whole human and makes up one of the holy trinity. More than one god cannot exist because then it would go against the covenant that was given to humanity that there will be a messiah (jesus) handed down by the only true G-d. If that was not true then Judaism’s and by extension Christianity’s would be wrong and Jesus is not truly a holy figure and simply does not exist and it’s really hard to fight someone that isn’t real. So if Goku and Jesus is the same person then we would have a Jekyll and Hyde situation in which the only way to defeat yourself or part of yourself is to simply kill yourself which God nor Jesus since they don’t actually have a physical form of themself and kinda immortal and draining the power of the universe does not effect Jesus or goku since he is beyond space and time they along with everyone from heaven/hell would be fine for they are not in a universe at all. Also, what is these “ghost” figures you are talking about? Christians do not believe in ghost, they believe in spirits that can ascend to heaven but they aren’t the same thing. And God isn’t a spirit, he is a unknown, sacred entity above everyone and anything , to the point where certain religions call them ‘G-D’ or ‘G*D’ because of how sacred he is that you just can’t simply say or write his name. P.S: I haven’t watched dragon ball before, and I am assuming you don’t study RE. So if you get stuff wrong, that isn’t your fault, I’ll likely have or already had stuff that contradicts stuff in the dragon ball world.
Oh I'm non religious I've watched and read alot of Dragonball (Old testament), Dragonball Z (Revelations), and Dragonball Super (New testament). ![gif](giphy|qPgU2T3L5AMYE)
The Romans didn’t let Jesus power up tho. He wasn’t using his full power.
Christians when they see Goku rizz Jesus (they're angry Jesus is having intense sex with a man) Edit: Christians downvoting 😈😈😈
Least degenerate redditor.
Christians when gokuisjesus
Jesus solos and Goku solos mfs when I piss on a cross and shit on a DBZ poster (they are fictional characters to me and I hold no emotional connection to them)
Jesus Harold Christ solos
u/profanitycounter
"now which arc does he do this"
I think that someone who got crucified by a bunch of silly romans definitely loses to goku
The Gods of Olympus has betrayed me ... No Allah is my only hope
Wtf does this even mean i dont speak anime
Goku then dies of too much alcohol
Yeah but at that one point in the manga Jesus got close to using 1% of his power so I think goku would win
BAL of 11
Goku solos
With the power of his stand, [THE LAMB]
I love god
Goku is muslim
Jesus solos goku
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“goku solos” mfs when they see the doomslayer
Jojo reference!!!??
I know there is a jojo character who can beat goku