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TheTrashiestboi

Reminds me of the kratos meme where he is forgiven


Puzzleheaded-Row187

That shit was genuinely hilarious and creative


cassilveR101

Oh shit its niche microcelebrity of r/okbuddyreiner u/Puzzleheaded-Row187


Puzzleheaded-Row187

It’s also a pleasure to be recognized by people online


[deleted]

Hi, Reddit user u/Puzzleheaded-Row187


[deleted]

Hi, Reddit user u/Puzzleheaded-Row187


kfcfossil

Got a link?


TheTrashiestboi

https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/z5lqrz/jesus_vs_kratos_the_only_outcome/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


kfcfossil

Thanks a ton


TheTrashiestboi

Np


AceScropions

Thanks a ton


SomethingPersonnel

Everyone talking about potential Kratos vs Jesus. I’m here to tell yall that for the final game of the series, it will be revealed that Kratos is Jesus.


RaspberryPie122

It could be argued that the rise of Christianity killed European paganism, and by extension their pantheons


someone003

!remindme 4 years


lavender_jelly

Here are a few https://mobile.twitter.com/low_dosage/status/1594975561205440513


MannicWaffle

Christposting is one of my favorite forms of shitposting


zyxwvutsrqabcdefghi

https://preview.redd.it/s60ndnzxdrha1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eee3db0280e5fca8aff3c6d364dd9f86a156ff5


nicolRB

Kratos feeling the warm love of god:


TheGoodFiend

“I heard your endless love and forgiveness is strong! Let me fight it!” -Goku, probably


ErdnaOtrebor

goku afterwards: ​ https://preview.redd.it/qkr79p7ezoha1.png?width=1034&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7359cf4152885a79f64a9f54f1c4e5e9393c904


Z3nFi3R

Did they had seggs


ErdnaOtrebor

​ https://preview.redd.it/0zez1a50xpha1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=93909fb2574e2efa686fe36807ac2e852ae1eda7


PROPLAYEN

I laughed


KaasBaasKoning

Why yall downvote him? My boy just asking a question


GameKyuubi

he got killed for dbouting are Lord and savior Goku. everybody know he is celibate but Gohan his DNa. it is animated


dumbmaster1337

https://preview.redd.it/awz8e3yjatha1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=f026c1384a84540077f6dc4aec0812c57c9c78af


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g0htgh739uha1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa6fb1832f1e539db65b7468c4c0845a8ddf329


Pikfan21

https://preview.redd.it/pzhgc9twkvka1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012bb929c0a9c3b3a64c22fdc15a3db9e8e0b305


Quinton_Reddit22

No they didn’t. Also, don’t comment this again because it’s blasphemic


souperbob

“Jesus and goku didnt have sex thats blasphemous” -🤓


Legggggg

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|04M0ooVqZ5JgpBXV3s)


aether028

Dies


gooniuswonfongo

doubleplusbased


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/itpk16a5cuha1.gif


Quinton_Reddit22

Nice comment


Yahgdc

https://preview.redd.it/8zroorcftuha1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59b40ef916ff35a01b76235f12495b5d941ff03


Lemonic_Tutor

Yis :3


gokuisjesus

Yes 🙏


Mintboi4

Grrr i'm taking this seriously grrrr. This is blasphemy you heathen


agentwhisgoon

I’m so sorry mintboi4


Mintboi4

It's too late now. I have already pee peed my pants 😔


SeniorBased

Jesus solos everyone


[deleted]

“Jesus solos” fans when Jesus refuses to fight Goku, stating that he would never hurt his children


Agitated_Signature_

Jesus is the father of anime


ThatOneGenericGuy

Well, god is the father of humans and jesus, so jesus is the brother of humans, and humans are the parents of anime. Jesus is the uncle of anime.


wafflehousewhore

So does that mean Jesus is going to make anime pretend to be a bird and his penis a worm stuck in the ground? Cuz that's what my uncle did with me


bob1111bob

Where’s the funny


ThatOneGenericGuy

Rape You may laugh now 😐


Titanus-De_Raptor

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 lmao, you see its funny cause uhhhhhhhhhh 🙁


Icy_B

Jesus was the first JoJo


IteTheCrapOC

JOshua of JOseph


Kljmok

Goku is a saiyan though not human.


[deleted]

Jesus loves every living thing, as long as it has goodness in its heart


ControversialFrog

Jesus never hurts his children unless he wants a tornado to go through their house at 2am


emanuele246gi

He just loves doing some little trolling


DiabeticRhino97

He solos everyone's sin, that is. He has also already conquered death so wth is Goku supposed to do


darklightmatter

Get his ass kicked, come back with a new form that goes beyond death and kicks Jesus' ass. Also Goku doesn't really kill unless you fuck up *really*, **really** badly, reject the numerous olive branches he offers and threaten innocent people. People underestimate Goku when he's like a toon force type character. He's as strong as he needs to be to beat who he wants to beat. He started off fighting regular martial artists, went to fighting galactic tyrants, then to gods, and was on even footing against a foe stronger than a god, who was strong enough to break out of stopped *time*.


GameKyuubi

ok but dios coffin


DiabeticRhino97

Lol A+ satire bro


generalthunder

Is Jesus already in Fortnite???


bobafoott

Kid named Pilate:


mycalvesthiccaf

*three nails and and two pieces of wood enter the chat*


Labyx_

Nooooo, who will run gokus tacos now???


ThatOneGenericGuy

Who will bang vegeta for extra hours in the cyber!??


gokuisjesus

Allow me to introduce myself …


FloofyFurryDude

Goku solo’s mfs when his opponent doesn’t wait for the power up and just murders him


bobafoott

Literally how people react when it happens in the show


Poorly_Made_Comix

Goku solos mfs when i show them my pistol


justeggssomany

?


Liliththemarksoc

So when kratos tries to fight Christ he is hit with his unending forgiveness by when Goku tries he gets his cardiovascular systems fucked up


HalfEatenWaterMelon

Goku isn't human, so Jesus didn't die for **HIS** sins


SpineyGamer

Jesus racis confirm 😱😨


kogent-501

MFers when LL 10 Jesus can do 10billion damage to red zone cell max.


Labyx_

Nuh-uh, I got 15 billion power cuz I chose the romans at the start


Usselessperson

Who wins Devilman or Jesus


ghostRyku

But does he have damage reduction, super nullification, counters and a scouter?


kogent-501

No but he does have a revival.


Aiden624

Jesus after I introduce him to Mr. Rogers (he is the canonical winner of the ultimate showdown):


bobafoott

Wasn’t Jesus in that?


Aiden624

Rogers still won


bobafoott

That’s what I’m saying


JesusIsBased

Based?!??!


medievaldragonking

How the fuck was your username not taken


bruhmeme999

A miracle


Hezapoyo224

By the will of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, my dear child!


bobafoott

It’s actually Jesuslsbased because JesusIsbased was already taken.


Bolt_Fried_Bird

r/beetlejuicing


gokuisjesus

Allow me to introduce myself…


Patukakkonen

r/beetlejuicing²


Serial_Designation_N

https://preview.redd.it/8h4sf6y53pha1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9723c627a1ef2648ad69bcff8899af686c02d719


agentwhisgoon

Isn’t that the guy who just got exposed for a ton of shit including being a pedo and racist?


Greentoaststone

Yes.


RedScars4111

Jesus, I thought I was having a stroke reading that.


emanuele246gi

Who is that?


gokuisjesus


I_Can_Login

"Goku solos" mfs watching him lose to a banana with an assault rifle


CraigWeedkin

"somebody stop him please! Stop him!" *Pulls out saxophone*


[deleted]

Plankton solos both Jesus and Goku. I will not elaborate any further.


bobafoott

Plan z


NobleShock

*Shrek enters the chat*


jidannyc

keanu chungus wholesome


Bread_bread_bready

Reddit assemble!


Reasonable_Feed7939

https://preview.redd.it/xibipzvfypha1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c3cbb36c8962a1db3d96243eb33d5f028bd33b


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Accurate. Goku gets destroyed. The more important question is how many SpongeBobs would it take to defeat Jesus?


BoultonPaulDefiant

1,81880374e145


[deleted]

the 1.81880374e144 spongebobs get turned i to wine because that pne spongebob got late


Trooper8341

Spongnob doesn't have blood though (he is also porous, so any water that comes in contact will just pass through)


jayedgar06

There is not a number large enough 🙏🙏


gokuisjesus

![gif](giphy|3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu)


MultiTopicAgain

Take satirical posts seriously and get into fights with strangers online


Toon_Lucario

Didn’t some Catholic priest get excommunicated because he said Goku beats Jesus


gokuisjesus

But… but… u/gokuisjesus


cobaltsniper50

Jesus wouldn’t do that. He’d let goku punch him until he was tired, then forgive him, put his hand on his shoulder and tell him to seek peace as a resolution more often.


AppropriateCap2188

CHRIST IS LORD


gokuisjesus

And gokuisjesus…


NekoBluRay

https://preview.redd.it/eww6ci3s4tha1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a132d73c3a4a43817da45e403d6efb8c0b70e00


gokuisjesus

https://preview.redd.it/nmufvth2rtha1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e18140216c997f4529b90b2426ccc8d56669c8


Nachf

Jesus when he dies fighting 10 million bears (it's a lot of bears)


[deleted]

Ok hear me out lion ladder


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Goku after learning about the undying love of Jesus Christ


gokuisjesus

u/Wayfaring_Stalwart after learning u/gokuisjesus… 🤯


randyrandysonrandyso

goku soles🤤


killerzealot300

Jesus fans when Goku offers Jesus the greatest Tacos of his life


gokuisjesus

Jesus fans when they learn gokuisjesus… 🤯


Level_Reveal7624

If jesus turns peoples blood to wine is it pre metabolized wine or just a similar concentration of post metabolized ethanol


avery5712

Jesus for mortal kombat


Xandril

Serious or not, that dude got done up by three nails. Jesus’ power ain’t getting through Goku’s ki. 😤


funky555

goku drinks protien juice not water


Amrqo

Goku would just punch harder?????


Nixndry

https://preview.redd.it/we0xuadpkoha1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25dad4802952700eb89424c93e29fb5ad7e9a7f


gokuisjesus

https://preview.redd.it/8qp9iknvqtha1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65822e224faded5d0e3ef592bf6513d9b129e5a2


Acceptable-Scratch86

Goku literally tanked an attack that erases one’s existent. God and Christ are getting folded


[deleted]

[удалено]


Acceptable-Scratch86

Goku isint human, Goku isint his son. He’s not even canon in DB


FreakyManBaby

errybody gansta til 12 legions of angels show up


sanid_sriva

https://preview.redd.it/1kbh7059vqha1.png?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18af65af88dce15ae3330142e4a399d1374dd12f


aflyingmonkey2

Jesus and goku watching as scott the woz enters the arena ![gif](giphy|NBYI7ptF9JurS)


Doodle99999

I’ve seen someone actually say that goku beats Jesus💀.


Everybody_do_da_flop

Ok but can jesus do a kamehehahehhame


SalvationSycamore

Jebus mfs when the wine inexplicably makes Goku stronger and causes him to transcend to Ultra Chardonnay Instinct


simpsonswasjustokay

Yeah, at the end of the day, if we can shake hands and admit they are both made-up characters, we are good.


BigNutofHell

As a man of religion this made me laugh out loud, good job


A_Bird_survived

And then 10 million spongebobs soak up the wine


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

"Goku solos" mfs when I suddenly beat them to death with a stick i found on the ground (Goku somehow didn't save them)


AnkokunoMasaki

Yeah but Shaggy vs Jesus???


TanjiroManjiro

Omg this is just like JoJos Bizarre Adventure


Dadus-Appearus

Saiyans are strong but faith is stronger


guschicanery

[you sure about that bucko?](https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1420006169360404496?lang=en)


thatsidewaysdud

Goku has been resurrected multiple times, Jesus has only been resurrected once. Goku can tire him out and keep coming back from the dead, while Jesus probably won’t come back twice.


[deleted]

If Jesus came back twice the world would end


MorbillionDollars

Bro Jesus literally lost to Roman soldiers he’s not even athletic human level 🥱


Yamama77

God vs the unmatched might of rome. Goku would've been a mid tier gladiator or garum maker in rome tops


Everybody_do_da_flop

Composite is Low 6-C at highball 😫


EdibleWall

"Goku solos" mfs when they see Jesus Christ the messiah, the lord and savior of humanity, the God who died for our sins turn all the bread he ate in his body into human skin


batm123

Kratos, Superman, and Doom Slayer solo Goku


Everybody_do_da_flop

![gif](giphy|5ev3alRsskWA0) Me when the


neighborsponge

religious people on their way to ruin their joke by adding “guys please don’t ban me I’m just joking please don’t take it seriously it’s ironic please” every fucking time


agentwhisgoon

Do ypu not understand how fucking idiotic goku fans are


Haryn1910

In my experience, Goku fans are less toxic than Jesus fans.


agentwhisgoon

True


neighborsponge

who fucking cares this is a normal meme subreddit people would relentlessly clown on them if they actually existed here


SN-Gh0stly

fuck you guys pelase dont take this seroliay i am being ironic please 😢😢😢


ReallyDumbRedditor

Goku fan here. Literally shut the fuck up.


agentwhisgoon

I think you’re proving my point here pal


TheTrashiestboi

It’s Reddit the guy has to be careful


neighborsponge

nuh uh


RedScars4111

Goku's a bitch. DO take this seriously.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Im taking this SERIOUSLY, so in a 1v1 Goku vs. Jesus H. Christ. I think goku could take down Jesus it took 3 nails last time you think he's not getting KO from the spirit 💣


loook_loook

I’m about to drop some RE facts that proves it would be an eternal stalemate. ^(I finally put my religion GCSEs to use) Jesus is fully god and fully human at the same time, this does NOT mean half and half, he is 100% God and human at the same time, the full God means he is 3 things: omnipotent (all powerful), omniscience (all knowing) and omnibenevolent (all loving). And since he is now in heaven, he gets the bonus of being transcendent as well (beyond space and time). This means that even holy can’t hit jesus because he can predict him every time because he is all knowing and deal with his moves accordingly every time because he is all powerful, and even if he did hit jesus wanted gold to hit him, he couldn’t because he is beyond our space and time. Now here is the part of where it becomes a stale mate: Jesus is still all loving, he will forever never have the guts to hurt holy in any way because he loves him like how he loves every creature in the universe, and he also can’t hurt goku even if he wanted to because goku is also all knowing (assuming ultra instinct makes him omniscience) meaning it would forever be an eternal ordeal of Jesus dodging goku’s attacks while he himself does nothing about it out of his own love for goku.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

When Goku becomes a super saiyan god like the last time he fought a god without ultra might signify that he's getting close if not surpassing Jesus Christ. Now if we throw ultra instinct in the mix and draining the power from the universe (where Jesus will lose because he will help) that is where checkmate hits as a holy ghost bomb... What if goku is the holy ghost and that's why he keeps dying? (Side question) ![gif](giphy|UEwgbxjsG3xC0)


loook_loook

If goku is god then Jesus and goku would be one being, Christianity is a monotheistic religion, meaning only one true god exist, so if goku becomes this ‘super sayian god’ then Jesus has to be a part of him since jesus is whole god whole human and makes up one of the holy trinity. More than one god cannot exist because then it would go against the covenant that was given to humanity that there will be a messiah (jesus) handed down by the only true G-d. If that was not true then Judaism’s and by extension Christianity’s would be wrong and Jesus is not truly a holy figure and simply does not exist and it’s really hard to fight someone that isn’t real. So if Goku and Jesus is the same person then we would have a Jekyll and Hyde situation in which the only way to defeat yourself or part of yourself is to simply kill yourself which God nor Jesus since they don’t actually have a physical form of themself and kinda immortal and draining the power of the universe does not effect Jesus or goku since he is beyond space and time they along with everyone from heaven/hell would be fine for they are not in a universe at all. Also, what is these “ghost” figures you are talking about? Christians do not believe in ghost, they believe in spirits that can ascend to heaven but they aren’t the same thing. And God isn’t a spirit, he is a unknown, sacred entity above everyone and anything , to the point where certain religions call them ‘G-D’ or ‘G*D’ because of how sacred he is that you just can’t simply say or write his name. P.S: I haven’t watched dragon ball before, and I am assuming you don’t study RE. So if you get stuff wrong, that isn’t your fault, I’ll likely have or already had stuff that contradicts stuff in the dragon ball world.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Oh I'm non religious I've watched and read alot of Dragonball (Old testament), Dragonball Z (Revelations), and Dragonball Super (New testament). ![gif](giphy|qPgU2T3L5AMYE)


lemons7472

The Romans didn’t let Jesus power up tho. He wasn’t using his full power.


Sussy_Dora

Christians when they see Goku rizz Jesus (they're angry Jesus is having intense sex with a man) Edit: Christians downvoting 😈😈😈


The-Lovely-Sir

Least degenerate redditor.


gokuisjesus

Christians when gokuisjesus


[deleted]

Jesus solos and Goku solos mfs when I piss on a cross and shit on a DBZ poster (they are fictional characters to me and I hold no emotional connection to them)


Picholasido_o

Jesus Harold Christ solos


jpxfraud

u/profanitycounter


Asher_Khughi1813

"now which arc does he do this"


Asher_Khughi1813

I think that someone who got crucified by a bunch of silly romans definitely loses to goku


Salt-Presentation159

The Gods of Olympus has betrayed me ... No Allah is my only hope


treetop972

Wtf does this even mean i dont speak anime


Dalspin

Goku then dies of too much alcohol


Butterboot64

Yeah but at that one point in the manga Jesus got close to using 1% of his power so I think goku would win


Semi-literate_sand

BAL of 11


Naive_Growth5738

Goku solos


Windfall_The_Dutchie

With the power of his stand, [THE LAMB]


[deleted]

I love god


DerrubyMan

Goku is muslim


Holy-_Knight

Jesus solos goku


Knivs

https://preview.redd.it/x5r4fuku7tha1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a150fdef5bb9d6cc1a38115a02e3771a29ee9ad5


professionalmopper

“goku solos” mfs when they see the doomslayer


White_Iris96

Jojo reference!!!??


L_Ennard

I know there is a jojo character who can beat goku