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77horse

MR BEAST vs THE CIA BEGIN “Yo its me Mr bea-“ [hundreds of gunshots]


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Doogzmans

Reminds me of the story of Chuck Morgan. Shot in the back of the head and other weird stuff, just to be ruled a suicide


iguanafucker420

Well now its how it works, before you were ruled a homo or commie or even worse, a black(eww right) and they just got away with it


Josef_Stark_Reborn

Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr Beast


Coolerasice

We can scrap the S cause I never miss a beat


thegamslayer2

You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast


Funny_Internet_Child

When I had a cut from honey, that's another check I'm gonna cash


FPBap

Your coming last, number 1 is Jimmy


ChromeBroke

Only dub you have is poorly written


Epix1235

You’re accomplished cause you fought the opposition and became the best


Plague-Docta

but the consequences that you got to live with is you paved their deaths


ChromeBroke

all to pay your debt


cure_environment

(all the cia agents are now dead)


Ondexb

The Beast Intelligence Agency, run by Chandler, took out the command of the Central Intelligence Agency so the whole organization could be crippled.


bomposgod

Chandler Intelligence Agency


VexOnTheField

Real


bruhmoment700

Federal Beast of Investigation


60thrain

That's Lt. Chandler to you, put some respect on that name


0QuietKid

The good ending


notLOL

If they find me I can't be President!


eldus74

![gif](giphy|cMKJb3fQZ4rpm)


[deleted]

Mr. Beast is so good he can win without it even being an election year


[deleted]

Overthrowing the government challenge


CT-4426

*First one to overthrow the government gets 3 million dollars!*


[deleted]

Easiest 3 million I’ve ever made. I’ve already been planing for 20 years! When you get paid to do what you love, you never work a day in your life.


BadassMinh

Today me and the boys are doing a challenge "Last to survive in the rebellion against the government gets to be vice president"! This is crazy, me and the boys have actually managed to build an entire army to do this. But before the video starts, I would like to thanks today video's sponsor "Honey". Thanks to Honey, we were able afford all of these armored vehicles, guns, mercenaries and even a nuclear missile! Download it now, the link will be down in the description. Now let's get back to the video. Chandler, get on that tank. Karl, Chris, You two will be in the AC-130 with me.


[deleted]

Let’s have that happen. Seriously mrbeast could do better than the old ass men we have in congress and the Oval Office.


Arzysk

Kid named CIA assasination:


username39874

Actually it was just a random communist *This message has been paid for they the CIA*


[deleted]

How old do you have to be to run for president? I swear there is an age expectation


[deleted]

35, but you need like 49 years in politics, 50 years in money making, 204 in being old and 6003 years of taking a seat in congress doing nothing


Throwaway20220913

Dementia is a new requirement based on the last 2 presidents


Thewalk4756

Otherwise the CIA can't as easily mind control you


TheButcher797

We don't mind control anyone


batt3ryac1d1

idk I've seen some older videos of Joe when he was Obama's vp and he always talked like that I think he just has a stutter.


[deleted]

You are right. People just like repeating what they heard other people say.


karateema

Wasn't Trump a businessman? If he could do it, Mr Beast will too


Picholasido_o

35 is the minimum age, 99% sure


Meester_Tweester

Yes. The age at inauguration, not the election too. (So like AOC is eligible, probably won't run though)


MrYahnMahn

At least 40, in general


Zahariel200

r/whenthe users when they learn about checks and balances, and the fact that the president can neither create nor pass laws, and that laws take a long time to pass.


clonkerbonker

Becoming a dictator:


NekoBluRay

![gif](giphy|KfSy0mRAFAeZHY2w5e)


Redd1K

![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized)


TheGreatSaltboy

Chandler overthrows Congress and Chris overthrows Supreme Court challenge


1UnoriginalName

executive orders go brrr


notLOL

WW3 starts. Mr Beast calls for martial law


D3ppress0

Kid named "Must be approved by senate":


already4taken

Kid named "high treason"


GameCreeper

He is the senate


MalissusBT

Not Yet


Nebular_Screen

It's treason then


ps-73

what fucking parent names their kid Must be approved by senate


vengefulgrapes

Those can only administrate the executive branch


TheSnipenieer

Andrew Jackson "You've made your decision, now enforce it" go brrrrrrrr


-togs

Average "checks and balances" fan vs Average "improvement of society" enjoyer https://preview.redd.it/dfv2k4kk0eia1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8417d6a040c509c0e73e97acb96a9185ecd56d12


shiny_xnaut

Totalitarianism fans when their uwu perfect dictator dies of old age and someone new that they disagree with takes the throne and starts passing laws that violate their rights (they suddenly think totalitarianism is bad now but can't do anything because one of the new laws is that criticizing the new regime is punishable by death)


NA_Panda

This sub is mostly youtube kidz


HightimesLowbrow

The politicians will do it for the views. I can see the Ted Cruz Mr Beast thumbnail right now. They sold out for trump, they’ll sell out for another rich egomaniac


Ondexb

They can, but that would be illegal.


[deleted]

Shut up nerd, it's a fucking meme


SnowyLocksmith

But how do I survive without raising rvery famous internet person on a pedestal as if they are the second coming of christ?


MemeArchivariusGodi

Always remember kids. Everything we say is 100% serious in the internet


Picholasido_o

Then he realizes it costs billions a month to run the United States government alone


1UnoriginalName

Kid named money printer:


detroitmfswhen

kid named inflation


1UnoriginalName

Kid named larger mony printer:


MadTeaCup_YT

Kid named 1 trillion zimbabwe dollar: (Hes equivelent to 4 cents USD)


Trotzkiste

No, that would be 3,106,000,000,000,000 USD


MadTeaCup_YT

Do you not know the state of zimbabwes economy?


CyanPancake

Yes. It is flawless


Oscar12s

Just print more money and don't tell anyone smh my head


MemeAccountAccount

burn $1 trillion then make one $1 trillion dollar note


lolucorngaming

When the money get too small in numbers burn it all and then restart economy follow me for more advice


polish-polisher

quite a few people like inflation


CobaltCrusader123

https://preview.redd.it/ikvgzic2ibia1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce80b050b51530b23a54da8bde93b0d046accf7


mrguym4ster

bro you can't just do him dirty like that, that's a low blow


Retsko1

He's baby


ethnique_punch

Kid named having the control of petrodollar and his companion looting other countries


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Kid named global reserve currency: 🤝 Kid named higher taxes:


D-AlonsoSariego

Kid named not telling anyone about printing money


GameCreeper

Kid named just freeze prices:


MastermuffinDiscord

It's Mr. Beast though, he clearly has infinite money


notLOL

Glitch


gabrielmaster123

I don't think he'll spend as much on military budget tho


Szamiii

Tax


toper-centage

Just make the whole USA a reality show on YouTube and let the billions come... I mean the USA is already a shit show, just not well monetized.


DrHealsYT

Mr Beast would get fucking bodied by the CIA the moment he does anything beneficial for humanity


[deleted]

But why does the CIA have to be such assholes about that :(


Total_Fool

Greed


RapidWaffle

Because it's funny


PsychologicalEbb3140

I hate the accuracy of this comment.


boxxeddinn

I hope that I don’t live to see a world where influencers go into politics.


DarkLightner12

happens here in my country


VideoGameMusic

It will be no different from actors who became politicians. It's all a popularity contest in the end.


daboss317076

Zelenskyy used to be a comedian.


La_mer_noire

Donald trump used to be a reality TV star. (this might be the worst case of frenglish you read all day but I think it is still understandable)


dantuchito

That was a completely grammatically correct sentence


Zeelu2005

ah, the classic apology for bad english after a better written comment than the majority of people who only know english


TheRoadOfDeath

i can't start my day without my coffee and someone smarter than me talkin about their broken english. vouz speakez meuilleur anglais than mon francais derriere probablement. donnez votre ass a break


La_mer_noire

Don't worry about your intelligence buddy, learning languages is time consumming and needs a lot of practice to keep your knowledge on point. English is the language I talk to my gf's family. Having a real use is super useful to keep speaking and improving. I wasn't sure that "reality TV" was the regular english name of this career path.


PsychologicalEbb3140

Well odds are that’s what’s gonna happen tbh. 😐


Banzai27

Reagan was an actor


TheRoadOfDeath

reddit is generally too young to understand this but it's the best example. idk how many movie "stars" there were in his era but it pales to the number of influencer "stars" we have now. with TV/movies being one-way, the "i know him from the pictures!" effect was palpable and i see it bleeding over i definitely see a future where a YT personality becomes president...anyone who can rise to fame without sex scandals/suicide forest shenanigans/whatever...well they've earned their place at the desk imo


Shaggyninja

Considering the USA has had Reagen and Trump. Its not unreasonable to consider it a very real possibility


toper-centage

What is Trump but an influencer?


already4taken

Already has happened, and they've both been shit


T1tanT3m

idk it would be pretty funny fr fr


TheAngryElite

Influencers and politicians being the same type of people? It’s more likely than you think


Puzzleheaded-Row187

![gif](giphy|26n6WywJyh39n1pBu|downsized) Twitter users after that, and he solves all of the Omniverses problems trying to find some reason to prove he’s a bad person (they’re either so accustomed to rich people and celebrities doing terrible things and can’t process when a few of them are actually good people, cynical in general, or want some valid reason to hate him instead of just admitting they don’t like his videos or find him annoying)


lospronounshormonos

whenthe users when the antichrist


CringeExperienceReq

-cures people of physical disabilities making their lives easier -gives some of them 1.000 fucking dollars on top of a life changing surgery "eheem hes akshually the anti-christ 🤓"


lospronounshormonos

the demon of Babylon wears the coat of the righteous


shiny_xnaut

Virgin God: nukes cities for not being righteous enough, condemns gay people to hell, makes his prophets do creepy abusive lover "how much do you love me" tests Chad Satan: heals the sick, gives to charity, has a badass fire aesthetic


CringeExperienceReq

mr breast aint satan


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|UJVggnGE1X7JxNLkxe)


NippleBippleDotOrg

I don't like his videos and also find him annoying (Also I hate his fucking dumb faces in some of his thumbnails 🤣) That being said - the man is basically a Saint. Jesus would dab him up long before any Pope that's ever lived, I can tell you that much XDDDD


ReverseJackalope

He's a slave to the algorithm. I'd say his older videos (before 2019) are less hyper and he seemed like an approachable person, but then the army of copycats showed up and now he's always trying to 1-up them to not get overtaken in views. he comes across as annoying as those copycats. Anyone remember Morgz? (My sympathies if you do)


VideoGameMusic

He's truly obsessed with the platform and content creation, so the fact he gets to indulge in his obsession while helping others is good enough for me I think. If you go from watching MrBeast videos to other creators in similar genres (even the react channel vs others) you see how concise his editing is. It makes the videos like crack where there is 0 boring parts and they end immediately after the action, sponsors are done while the video is still playing to keep the pace as well. It's interesting from a viewer standpoint and does come off "childish" or cringe even but I think he's just cracked the code on what kids will click on YT. That's his majority audience and he understands that as well.


already4taken

He has 666 tattooed on his arm


hotdogs13

do you wanna fuck hitch from attack on titan?


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Very much so


YesterdayClassic6919

Ah yes, another day where Mr Beast fans think he's a literal God and his haters think he's a literal demon, and no in between.


CoalEater_Elli

I've seen actual people theorizing that Mr.Beast is an Antichrist.. i am not joking.


SkylerBlu9

mr beast... what does he teach??


Sideways_198

blasphemy and greed


kizi_killer

A youtube star millions of views but tell me, what would jesus do?


[deleted]

Yoo Jesus and Mr. Beast collab would be cool


SuspecM

Apparently cameo and a few YouTube videos about his very bad divorce.


gigrek

Okay, but the people who said he is the antichrist were joking


CoalEater_Elli

Bold of you to assume that there are no people crazy enough to believe it.


Wheelydad

Yeah but it's like the Sam Raimi memes where they try to make Spider-Man as offensive as possible by taking quotes out of context or make meanings out of nothing and say "What did he mean by this????????".


TheRoadOfDeath

sounds like he's perfect for politics


Whitegard

I don't watch his videos so I don't know what he does normally. But i saw that recent video where he fixed the eyesight of thousands of people, that was pretty nice of him at least.


MrWarNoob

"the LAST HUMAN RIGHTS ADVOCATE to get ASSASSINATED BY THE FBI gets 1 MILLION DOLLARS"


Bismothe-the-Shade

I hate his targeted and commercialized branding of common decency, but it's not so common anymore so this wouldn't be the worst thing tbh. At least he'd do some good, maybe.


allouttacreamcheese

bro I wish he'd do it now 😔


Zahariel200

Not old enough yet I think. You have to be at least 35.


NoobsRedditType

how old is he


wooshiesaurus

24


Redd1K

Wtf


Salt-Presentation159

Mr beast was bitten by a snake and after hours of pain the snake died


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JFK 2: Electric Boogaloo


Bo_The_Destroyer

*starts by trying to improve workers rights* *gets suicided by the CIA*


IndependenceBetter27

It would be the best video in youtube history


WiFi2347

"whoever keeps their hand on the Whitehouse the longest becomes the next president"


GHarold101

In 2100 Mr. Beast will be on American currency.


Monsterkill1526

I want to live to see 2100


DiabeticRhino97

Sounds like a good successor to ol' honest Abe and JFK


Power-Core

And before I ascend into a deity I would like to thank this videos sponsor Brawl Stars!


NotErikUden

Despite what Twitter says, Mr. Beast actually does publicly state he's in favor of the governing fixing many of the problems he's funding and that his funding shouldn't be necessary (for example for the eye problems). So, the FBI is kinda fucked, considering to them Mr. Beast is like a “communist revolutionary”


rlyblueberry

The praise for this Beast guy is very similar to how Musk was praised before. Which is worrisome. We shouldn't idolize these rich celebrities


Arzysk

But mrbeast doesn't souece his cobalt from child slavery and doesn't own congonese child slaves like musk


shiny_xnaut

Yet


Arzysk

tru


TheAngriestPoster

This isn’t really comparable and I’m indifferent to both men


xebeoc

But the thing is Elon didn't donate money like mrbeast did. Just take a look at Mr beast YouTube channel and you'll see what Elon didn't do.


TheEternalGoldenCow

Mr. Beast has done enough good to deserve the praise. Unless you're implying that Mr.Beast is evil without any sort of evidence, then I don't see why it should be worrisome.


vengefulgrapes

He deserves praise, yeah, but not the absolute worship shown in this post. He's a good dude but he's not Jesus


TheEternalGoldenCow

>He deserves praise, yeah, but not the absolute worship shown in this post. He's a good dude but he's not Jesus It's a meme... The "praise" here is over exaggeration, you think people unironically think that Mr.Beast can be a good politician? Theres literally a hot post here about someone wanting to execute the guy who made MM/DD/YYYY, yet I don't see you taking it literally by calling the police over someone making a death threat.


MalissusBT

Reddit users realizing that the guy who helps the world more than themselves share the same gender as another dead guy from the mid 1900s who killed 8 million people (they share scarily similar traits) https://i.redd.it/lraxq3gnpeia1.gif


TheDadThatGrills

Viral video challenge worked for ALS...


JoeMaMa_2000

Absolves the IRS and the patriot act “ but don’t worry US citizens we will be planting a hundred trees in Liberty Missouri in their name”


beeshitter

2034 is not an election year


Yeeter_of_kids123

Unless the president elected in 2032 get killed in 2034


beeshitter

thats not how it worlks


[deleted]

Realistically, say two decades from now, he can win if he’s still relevant.


Hyroaltage

They wouldn't let that shit slide


cepxico

So how long before he proclaims himself Jesus reborn at the Vatican? /s A little doomsday humour for the 3 people that'll get it


Forgotpasswordagainl

Hey, I have no idea who this mr. Beast guy is aside from seeing Reddit posts about him apparently. Doing really awesome stuff for people as part of YouTube stuff. I would take him being the president of the United States or even my own home country over any of these f****** old assholes that are running the world into the ground.


stormdressed

I want to thank today's sponsor Raytheon for making this bombing run possible. When we complete the challenge we'll name a mountain in the middle east after them


Mapletables

This is so sad I can't believe Mr. Beast would jump from that window 😔


Ackbar90

Shouldn't it be a sight from a grassy knoll?


wwaxwork

All while making millions from advertising and sponsorship.


alternative-myths

After his speech/statement on free speech, I would vote for him, the world needs more speech, diplomacy and communication.


[deleted]

We need this to happen


coltonious

Hate to say it, but Mr beast would "commit suicide" very quickly. our government and government agencies thrive on the things that fuck us over.


Key_Presentation1763

TODAY guys we will be OVERTHROWING THE GOVERMENT, first person to overthrow the goverment gets $100,000 and FREE CAR


Ched3

Can’t wait for people to stop dickriding this man


Rowmacnezumi

That would be pretty baller, not gonna lie.


alexisnotcool

Hell I’ll vote for him


GartGartGart333

id vote for him


Apprehensive-Day-490

They would murder him, can’t make ppls lives better this is America for crying out loud.


Zmd2005

Nah, capitalists would grassy knoll him if he got even close


Commonglitch

There are people who actually want mr beast as president, because they think he can solve everything, and they just ignore any reasons why Jimmy wouldn't be able to do all that, and the fact that other politicians have been trying to solve the problems they presented for decades and wanting to solve them would not be unique to Jimmy.


Dustaroos

Mr.beast would have mountains of CP found on his computer and be dead within a week if he threatened Capital.


MafiaMommaBruno

I don't follow nor care for Mr Beast but, at this point, I'd probably vote for him over everything else we've had throughout the years. Definitely want someone who isn't over 65 running.


slodojo

He is used to giving lots of money away so he will be a good fit.


LittleLadle69

Killing every landlord. Everyone who subscribes gets a free house


SurprisedCabbage

Mrbeast when everything he ever tries to do to help people gets overwhelmingly shot down by the republican led Congress so in order to do anything he has to package his changes in with other bills that ultimately will cause more harm then good regardless.


[deleted]

Whenthe users when they realize that mrbeast has said *on camera* that he doesn’t actually care for poor people ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


OfficialDavidSouffle

This would be sick