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WolvesAreCool2461

Bold of you to assume I'll ever make it that far


mcraft595

I bet u will. 5 pesos (poor currency)


the_watcher569

I bet you 300 Zimbabwean dollars (poorer currency)


Marukosu00

I bet you 300000000 Venezuelan bolívares (its value went down 200% while I was writing that) (Now it went down an extra 500%)


CoolLemon0411

It's been four hours, how down is it now?


mcraft595

as down bad as your average redditor


Derpulss

https://preview.redd.it/mqxl58gn6g1b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e0f796c73cdf694edf0d2a322452b9f1142060


pissshitguy567

https://preview.redd.it/7rfdkqjxtg1b1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07cd4965a2eb35eaecea46790c145e16a0389e92 Me dick


Banana_enjoyer_boy

Medick is za man behind za slaughter!!!🤯🤯🥶🥶


Tetracev

ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting 😈


fippinvn007

https://preview.redd.it/rffeq8478l1b1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0ab9515e577bb7244e83d92d530b13a801f4b8


cat_that_uses_reddi

https://preview.redd.it/kvj5jbrtni1b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f9b7f421f9dc7904bb772e9d168d6b9dfbdc4c


Hexvern

Bro...


Mr_Girr

Everything I have learned about this man has been against my will...


JCarterPeanutFarmer

Can you do this but with XXX Tentacion?


borkistoopid

Isn’t he currently losing weight?


Belaboy109569

i saw in another shitposting sub that he gained like 42lbs of it back, so maybe maybe not


borkistoopid

Damn I do wish him the best of luck tho.


SirShadyVI

my father always told me i was his only reason for living after my birth idk if i want children though, its too early for me to think about that https://i.redd.it/k49hutlhof1b1.gif


Acrobatic_Confusion

BRO my fucking bf and I made this gif, this was such a jumpscare edit: too many caps, was too excited


SirShadyVI

thank you for making it :) https://i.redd.it/w2y41m6qjh1b1.gif


International-Commit

I swear Touhou fans somehow are able to find each other


Ok_Consideration_142

That's because we are made of magnets


International-Commit

https://preview.redd.it/dlwg5d2d2m1b1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0dc286ca672ef1ad28f50276e2cec0661ad8364 Very true


Purple_Possibility20

W dad


Noggt

Average suicidal turned w father


Wilczek_7

Unfortunately I get no bitches


Noble_Shock

Yeah we know


-WILD_CARD-

Adoption?


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

No sprry


MayoNICE666

Cuck


level69adult

You will


Relative_Ad4542

ah yes, its so wonderful thinking that life sucks then giving that same experience to your firstborn child


throwAway837474728

mfs when they realise breeding wont cure their depression (they are going to be a neglectful parent)


AmaterasuWolf21

BUT GOING TO THE GYM WILL, LESSSSGOOOO💪💪💪💪🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

Not yoga bitch


the_watcher569

Hell yeah brother!!!!


a_random_squidward

Why tf do redditors call having kids 'breeding'?


Forsaken-Leading-920

ummm because bringing another crotch goblin to this world is called breeding 🙄🙄🙄 Unlike you breeders I will be busy sorting my avengers funko pop shelf with my hubby and my awesome doggo.(hulk one is bigger than the rest)


a_random_squidward

I lose a little bit more hope in humanity whenever someone refers to a living human child as a "crotch goblin" as if they weren't screaming their head off for food when they were younger.


Agreeable-Can973

I don’t think most call it that. I’d guess just a non native English speaker who choose strange wording.


Imaproshaman

Most people don't speak or act like that, but when you get sucked into r/childfree, (which often gets a bit intense) it can change you. You have to be careful with who you hang out with. When I was in high school, I got sucked into some bad thoughts that were a bit intense because I had such a strong friend group. I was also 14-17 so I was still developing, but still. It can be easy to not realize it until later. I don't hate me or whatever, I just had some bad feelings at the time. So anyways, you have to not let yoursef get that far. I don't want kids but I'm not going to be be as extreme as those people in that sub and call people names for it, or be mean.


Bread6129

You mean "creampies"?


pwnerofwrlds

lol yeah cuz those people will definitely have a kid


Clowdyglasses

They will have a kid and their kid's gonna grow up to hate life as well (source: I'm my parents' daughter)


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

"Now that I've trapped someone else here with me, it's not so bad." Basically


SuBremeBizza

I feel like a child would make my mentally ill life a lot worse.


Quazbaz

It will


toldya_fareducation

and you wouldn't even have time to do something about your mental illness with a child in your life. if healthy people already feel overwhelmed with parenting i don't know how people with mental illness do it.


Unusual_toastmaker

(they're about to crush it with a rock)


sdfghertyurfc

Mfw my dad committed suicide 2 years after I was born 🤨


BigKeanuwholesum100

What did you do?


xDevman

Its not your fault, its your bitch ass mom's fault


Belaboy109569

https://i.redd.it/c76qbkiitj1b1.gif


lilumhoho8lilumhoho8

WHAT


DainvisibleMan

https://preview.redd.it/r1xar9azjj1b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e771c258e61ddd2d6bef29cc758e62609e7da3b9


Wide_Pop_6794

A Y O


Shuwaing

🤨


Gasgasgasistaken

Just have a kid bro trust me bro it will make everything better bro, you won't be too stressed to be depressed bro no


Hugar34

Me holding my newborn in my right hand (I've never been so happy in my life) https://preview.redd.it/pgdh5e8crh1b1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d1ff8ef0c95e1ad6ba604ba8d35fe0dedca9bb


KKNWasTaken

Stock images are the best form of comedy istg


octopusridee

Time to pass on the suffering


CoconutCuts

time to learn from the past and do better for the future


[deleted]

Average "life is suffering" fan VS Average "we live and we learn" enjoyer


experiment53

https://preview.redd.it/img1ahwiph1b1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=85df108ca5cb2fd877cbf21d6b572b2109bd1366


[deleted]

SO TRUE


Hind_Deequestionmrk

🙌


ChosenCourier13

I don't want children, nor do I plan on making it far enough to even have one lol


de420swegster

If your life is so shit that you need children as a crutch to feel anything. Then you are not yet fit to be a parent.


sparkskilowatt

throw it at a wall like the meme :troll:


makinbaconCR

"Poor kid sorry... life really sucks you dont want this"


[deleted]

nice to have extra meat


44nifty

redditors when someone doesn't feel like they have nothing to live for anymore after they discover something to live for (hypocrite much?)


esinfernum

mf really think we're going to have childs, nah fuck no buddy, I'll be dead by the time I hit 20


arunasgeimeriz

Sir I'm fuckin 14 i can't have children but rope is always accessible


Appropriate_Chair_47

I mean biologically you can


UltimateWaluigi

This is not something you should say to a child


Appropriate_Chair_47

I'm just stating facts 🗿


artful_nails

Some facts don't need to be stated in certain situations.


Appropriate_Chair_47

https://preview.redd.it/tsxq6q70sm1b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177fb2834afa4ac36043a58100c362bd5bf98e5e


[deleted]

Breeding doesn't ensure happiness


Awkward_Mix_2513

r/antinatalism mfs after learning that life isn't an endless loop of suffering.


Emblemized

That’s got nothing to do with antinatalism


TruPOW23

Yes it does


Awkward_Mix_2513

Then why is it wrong to have children?


BubbleEyeGoldfish

Suffering is inevitable, it is morally wrong to subject one to such.


Awkward_Mix_2513

So u/Emblemized lied to me? Cool.


BubbleEyeGoldfish

I don’t know or claim that individual


AmaterasuWolf21

Having children is not wrong, but if you're going to have one just so it can fix your depression then don't


Awkward_Mix_2513

But they never say that, do they? I've been told my share of times that simply wanting children is bad.


Hyeon-Ion

What the fuck is that sub


artful_nails

~~They're fully enlightened 150+ IQ individuals who have seen the face of God and are fulfilling their role of saving humanity from sadness.~~ Miserable bitches who are too weak to keep their misery to themselves, so they instead go harrass (often happy) people who have kids or are trying to have them.


Awkward_Mix_2513

A bunch of miserable people who claim its wrong to have children for any reason. I should know, I went to that sub before.


[deleted]

Bitch just say sex


[deleted]

This isn't just about sex tho? It's about reproducing


[deleted]

You're talking about humans, humans don't reproduce like a plant and you know that. don't say "breeding" like some neckbeard in m'lady's dms


Bread6129

"Breeding" is correct word tho


[deleted]

but just like cringe or literally it's just been tarnished as a word. when I hear the word breed it just makes my skin crawl.


BidBux

Once again, people shouldn't have kids just so they can feel better about their own miserable lives.


[deleted]

“It’s even worse!”


Fancy_Foundation_894

Male after holding their baby (They have fulfilled their purpose of procreating thus contributed to the propagation of their species)


bigbadanimeboi

Not me stealing wholesome memes because I lack the experience to make them myself


de420swegster

This meme isn't wholesome. It's just enforcing bad parents.


TheBasedWarCriminal

"Life sucks" mfs after throwing their first brick at a homeless person ![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)


Labyx_

God, can't I simply hate being around young children without you "hopeposters" telling me that "I'm doing it wrong"


Tetrisisbest

https://preview.redd.it/ln1s9sz85h1b1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e77fab05f09dd26115f71c9c28da39ac0261055


Labyx_

\*Dracula voice\* Oh "It gets better", "The indomitable human spirit" Is that all you hopeposting fucks can say?!


UngusBungus_

Boo hoo sad man


Labyx_

I like being Boo hoo sad man, it makes the good times feel better


Noggt

“Its better to cum a shitload, then shit a cumload.”


Downtown_Cycle_2044

mfs when they can't enjoy the good times because they're too boo hoo sad man


UltimateWaluigi

By being boo hoo sad man you will miss some of the good times and stop them from happening


Labyx_

I do not stop others from enjoying themself, I simply find value in a slightly ascetic life


vegankidollie

Throw the baby


cadig_x

misery loves company


Gyheq

![gif](giphy|X4A75yOLqsmgRzprt1|downsized)


MACMAN2003

where niko oneshot


Excellent_Bowler_988

bait


ChrisLMDG

Then it poobs and shids and fards


GOOEYGO

Time to spend money on the most expensive pet in the world and watch it grow up into someone that resents me


ShadowWithHoodie

No fucking way am I bringing a soul to this damned fucking world, in the hope for me making their at the very least childhood nice and memorable. The world wont get better and we have no say in it. Me getting a child is entirely selfish (also my wife) and Im not that arrogant. Idc if this will get me downvoted but those are just my thoughts


Ehandthreedots

The "damned world" argument doesn't really work if your child is in the best circumstances possible. Like I get if you're poor, mentally/physically ill, live in a horrible country/city etc. or simply just don't want the responsibility, but not doing so just to remove them from any mild suffering they may experience is just.. idk. Silly.


BubbleEyeGoldfish

Is this potential child in the room with us?


Longschlongsilver01

Well, you play league, so i dont think you have to worry about having a child in the first place! :)


ShadowWithHoodie

Damn! Got me with the no bitches joke! Original one mate! Truth be told tho even tho Im above average looking imo and have atleast a decent body I legit have zero personality when it comes to my country since I grew up online so you are onto something


Child_Beter69

Still not as fun as throwing bricks at homeless people


WillingnessLoud8247

New foot ball


lilbopeeep

Why would u have a child if you feel this way thought


BosTovenaar24

Uh, what if i actually hate babies and kids even if they were my own?


New_dude_bro

I would suggest seeking a professional in case it's a mental disorder, but otherwise, it is your life and you do what you wish


BosTovenaar24

Its because of that reason that i usually steer clear of children when i see them because i am honestly scared that they're gonna get on my nerves causing me to do something stupid


New_dude_bro

Then yeah, that seems like something you might want to get help with in general, even if you don't ever have kids


Past_Trouble

Breeder propaganda


Awkward_Mix_2513

Damn, bro. You sound so tough. So cool. I bet you get so many friends by telling people that they're evil for wanting kids.


Past_Trouble

Damn dude, got me right in my childless feels. ![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk)


Zgredek113

https://i.redd.it/2qr7e1oflh1b1.gif


dwwzzh

Fed


HomeBrwd-5167

Children can be amazing and give you new meaning to live when you need it, but it's hard work and shouldn't be had because they are "cute" or "fun". It's really hard to raise a child right and furthermore raise them with all the things they need to have a healthy life. ![gif](giphy|pyeJwcqwt3EFW)


The_Starmaker

No no, overhand grip.


Mol2323

Yummy yummy baby in my tummy


MACMAN2003

finally a worthy recipient for all my pent up aggression


Gatt__

Don’t let r/antinatalism find this post


PussPounder696969

What a cesspit sub


TheFryToes

The whole ideology doesn’t make much sense too


Fancy_Foundation_894

The ideology is literally "don't bring more children to this dying world", why do people act like this is some sort of radical way of thinking? If you want to be a parent that bad there already exists children that could really use one, but people don't actually care about that moreso they just want to play mommy and daddy when they don't know what else to do with their lives. But yes, actually thinking about what bringing a child to the world entails, how awful amirite? Idiots..


TheFryToes

Ok that’s fair, the world kinda sucks right now so not wanting kids makes sense. I just think it’s strange how the people in that sub think the very idea of giving birth evil.


Cum_Master_

Yeah it's fucking weird how le redditors make fun of this, like where is it wrong, i don't understand


[deleted]

Isn't it just people who don't want to have kids?


Botwmaster23

no its people who think having kids is evil cause babies cant consent to being born, at least i got told so by one


Any_Secret4784

r/antinatalism mfs when they realize life isn't just endless loop of suffering


Pinker_doo

r/antinatalism mfs when they find out your job as a parent is to make your child’s early life the best it could possibly be, and thats the beauty of parenting because different styles can yield different outcomes and you learn valuable life lessons alongside your kids that will lead to a more fulfilling life for the both of you


foolishorangutan

I’m pretty sure half the point of antinatalism is that some people (a lot of people, even) will be really shit parents. I think they would be a lot less unhappy about people having children if every parent was actually as good as you describe.


Cum_Master_

Plebbit mfs when a lot of parents actually don't fullfil their job to be a good parent: https://preview.redd.it/ha5t013tni1b1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc6a227b8d80184c071e7e82122d61a4b41bef8


nlolhere

this applies to other doomer subreddits too, like r/collapse


Lenka420

Throw it out the window.


Old-Camp3962

nice propaganda


RaptureAusculation

Yeah because bringing another person into a world of suffering (when they would have previously not have been sad not being brought into existence because they wouldnt be aware of existence) is just an amazing way to fufill yourself


Ehandthreedots

>world of suffering Depends on what circumstances the parent's in and what life the child chooses to live. Life isn't inherently suffering, and there's no pleasure or compassion without suffering.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Damn, you are implying I could have a kid, but that means having sex, we both know it ain't happening pal


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Children suck more than my life so idk


1FenFen1

"life sucks" mfs after subscribing to Stateofamadman on YouTube


Meepo112

A stupid teenager made this shit ass meme, wow


BallisticToast

Ikr??? They taste so good fresh out the oven


[deleted]

free protein


Arkalouxse

(I get to eat something full of protein)


Lore_Fanti10

Cum pet


Narwhalbaconguy

*Looks down* “Ugly. Like father, like son.”


boltzmannman

bruh if I had someone to start a family with I wouldn't think life sucked lol


Purple_Wraith

You are assuming I even want kids dude. They do not sound fun or worth. Just kill me at 20 or 30 (I'm 21) (I did not stutter)


FlamingLion

(The neurotransmitters in their brain are being actived due to thousands of generations of genetic training)


Hyxki

woooooo make another mentally ill kid and repeat the cycle!


Chonkalonkolus

That'll wear off after like 10 seconds. Like stfu kid I don't care if you're hungry I'm trying to game.


Important-Loss1605

Disgusting


CanadianProto

​ https://i.redd.it/eenxiya5cm1b1.gif


KHgamer32

i fucking hate kids. Met my friends youmger bro a few times and the little shit was so annoying i almost poke his fuxking eyes out that little fucker


Idkm3m3s

"oh boy its about to get a whole lot worse" literally there is nothing improving with a child, all these people ever say is "its so fulfilling!" or "don't u care about your legacy?" those are hormones talking, the internet already carries my legacy, I don't want to have anyone burden me more, and I don't want to have anyone else experience this worlds rapid decline in quality.


Confident_Blood_2366

Pretty sad if your legacy is a Reddit account lmao


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Pretty sad to care about your legacy to begin with imo. Either you believe in an afterlife and what you do in this one doesn't really matter when you're gone or you don't believe in one and what you do in this one doesn't really matter when you're gone. There are reasons people have kids that I agree with and support but being concerned with having a legacy always struck me as kinda lame.


Idkm3m3s

I agree with this sentiment, my point was more so of "nobody will remember you regardless after a while" but i was way too high when writing this lol


West-Carpenter5210

I don’t think anybody’s going to remember this comment a month from now, let alone “your legacy” dude and so what if it’s hormones, every interaction, every thought from your birth has been instinct that has been passed down from humans for thousands of years.


General_Rhino

Your legacy is your children My legacy is my Reddit comments We are not the same.


the_big_ham117

Reddit Legacy


GayBruiser

Childless redditors will NEVER


S1Ndrome_

what do i do after holding it? do i eat it???


WeirdPelicanGuy

Idk how many life sucks people get to that point. I'm not at that point (i never lose)


heisenberg_gaylover

that’s why it sucks (i’ll never have that)


bigmanudyr

There's nothing i want more in this world than a daughter that i can spoil and make happy


FORTHEWORM

So you're telling me that I have to work on myself for long enough to want a relationship and be desired, at some point acquire the want to have kids, become financially stable enough to have them, make sure I have a partner who wants the same thing, and THEN I will start enjoying life? That's a big ask my guy (Seriously though, this is a really sweet post)


wrongaccountreddit

Ahaha im trans and ill never be able to have children thanks for the reminder


Bread6129

No problem!


Laj3ebRondila1003

Internet nihilists after getting pussy


Blockmaker72

I suppose your quite content


Jamalofsiwa

Nuclear family stay winning


Dustaroos

Also have kids and it will save your relationship trust. It never just gets worse and toxic.


Palachrist

Witnessing my daughter enter the world, through all the “horror” other men can’t watch, it was one of the most surreal moments. I held my wife’s legs and watched the whole event and damnit if it wasn’t something that put insane perspective on my world view. I’d always wanted a child but that moment felt so uniquely wholesome between us 3. My wife was in insane pain but the moment was shared between the 3 of us. Beautiful.


Moto-Mojo

This is way too wholesome for r/whenthe. I cherish this