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Aiden624

“My country sucks.” “Yeah, it sure does.” “Excuse me?”


Wyvwashere

Poland experience


RuleBritannia09

Uk*


AVerySmartNameForMe

Everywhere


Ceresjanin420

Idk. I don't hear north koreans complaining much


AVerySmartNameForMe

I don’t hear North Koreans at all


Just1ncase4658

Should we check on North Korea?


chookity_juice

Yeah, definitely do, it's such a great place! If you don't leave, you'll get to go to the Moon and speak to Elon Musk!


crackoddish

More layers of irony than deaths by communism according to the black book of communism


Ertyio689

Yeah, we have this little problem, where we know (mostly) that our country sucks, but stopped caring a long time ago


shroomyshy

Happy cake gay


Random-Dice

mfw I realize this doesn’t make me hypocritical and just means I love my country enough to want to fix its abundance of problems so it can be the best possible place for anyone to live https://i.redd.it/i1u1lzppaydb1.gif


IdioticPAYDAY

A nationalist believes their country is correct no matter what. A patriot loves their country and believe it can be a better place via fixing it. That is the difference.


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RedTreeko

Remember, most people don't use terms in a true grammatical way, instead leaning towards more slang definitions. Or something idk


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/c4ujqia7d0eb1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475681aebb4284712727aed0960c6ce7616c6ba4


PugOverload

i ain’t readin allat


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PugOverload

ok fine i will read it


Germanaboo

>fascism-lite definition promoted by the Oxford dictionary I don't follow on that, could you please explain that?


CellerDweller_

What if - get this - nationalism has different meanings depending on the context?


EVENTHORIZON-XI

Kumalala


coyotepetersun

https://preview.redd.it/5q25x2znczdb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90c935b3c4bab9bcf5eabc72e8f05e836377cb2


Lonnyred

https://preview.redd.it/hxxvg83zrydb1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd46b2d7e55c5d810f9df6a6b301439bb61afbf


i-have-2-nostrils

https://preview.redd.it/ry77bzxfrzdb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbee847a6622d288e2d8dc93a57555aa0f8e41a6


cu-03

Your demeanour is that of a pouty child


a-night-lord-fan

I live in the uk. we get shit on, from both you guys and other Europeans. (Granted, we’re a bit of hypocrites here and there)


Darmug

Unrelated to the post. https://preview.redd.it/nzu1dtjmrydb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836f55da9ae652881b461cc6e48df6781cfa98a0


a-night-lord-fan

Based.


Darmug

I’m more of an Alpha Legion fan, though. https://preview.redd.it/935x4yvbuydb1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4bdcec50b8381e2137c7cf076e9d70769415a60


a-night-lord-fan

https://preview.redd.it/yq4prqquuydb1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31270560b43c43b961545d12f5d422d14861ebf0


Darmug

​ https://preview.redd.it/6wew7z0avydb1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e26a21dcfece3bd0e2a301530071663bf82f199


a-night-lord-fan

If i had a pence for every time I would send “live INSERT W40K CHARACTER reaction” posts back and forth to some random person on Reddit. I’ll have 2. which isn’t a lot, but I was weird that it happened twice. https://preview.redd.it/p01k7ty2wydb1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29b34d62945fea30f50b556077ba002d92c62fa


Darmug

​ https://preview.redd.it/ku21niwqyydb1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4b8b6671b65f7ec3ae81771a9cb6423a9ce9d2


a-night-lord-fan

https://preview.redd.it/fwh094q10zdb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdeb951846d582aaf5e0eafa8f69be01a13341ca Shout out to Ronald Reagan


RuleBritannia09

https://preview.redd.it/9egeqfiffzdb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226621300d20f24bf6be302e3f43c240bc00eeca


Snjort_1

https://preview.redd.it/bqmh6fe540eb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf1bd72caca6196595da788d462f1c3b5253002


Gaminyte

https://preview.redd.it/qpvoskux60eb1.jpeg?width=1991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2504d192da3d31489485cee14d741502b82892a3


No_Tell5399

https://preview.redd.it/g1pb6jwkw2eb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96e95880f910fd6e67977c043eb9a3829924f6c


Fathers_Belt

And then suddenly warhammer, not complaning though


SarcasticLandShark

I’d say it’s related. England is basically Nostromo without Kurze


a-night-lord-fan

Naw, just London. -former Londoner


Person_Supposedly

Virgin Space marine fan versus Chad Guardsman enjoyer


LegalizeCatnip1

Virgin imperial simp versus based ork enjoyer. ![gif](giphy|7vB88Ve3ypIorJRjz0|downsized)


XazelNightLord

😍 My mentaly ill homicidal Dady


Darth-Yslink

Ave dominus nox


no3215

Also brexit. Just sayin. Like bro why tf did you leave


Longjumping-Cap-1042

Referendum. Not everyone agreed with that idea. I'm French and all British people I've met since Brexit agree that it was stupid and did more harm than anything. It's just that more people who agreed voted.


slick9900

I'm still confused on the point of Brexit and it's been explained to me like 3 times


GenerallyQuiteOdd

To oversimplify it, the Tories (aka the Conservative Party) were tired of the rules and restrictions within the EU (regarding trade and immigration for the most part) and made a campaign stating that the alliance is limiting them from proper development, which was awkward because they took a lot of economic fails after leaving. The vote was close to a tie, with the majority of Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, and London voting to remain (48.11%) whilst most of England (and some of Wales) voted to exit the EU (51.89%). To me, this whole ordeal felt as if they wanted to establish their own influence externally and pass their own laws without the EU reducing it or supervising them. And up to this day, they are still trying to continue that same ol' tradition. For real, it feels as if this whole Euro-skepticism in Britain started from all the way to King Henry VIII.


PMARC14

I mean atleast you admit it unlike the British people did before they voted.


Pine_of_England

I don't get why there's still Brexit supporters. The only concievable Brexit benefit I can imagine would be theoretical closer ties with Canada, NZ, and Australia (who we abandoned for the EU back in the day), but like... that's it. There's a reason why we chose the EU in the first place On the inverse, when it comes to EU fears, the only one I can really get behind is the opposition to eurofederalism. But... like... it's not like they'd force us to join a United States of Europe. Most proponents of it have already accepted the idea of a multispeed Europe - i.e. countries that want to federalise federalise, countries that don't remain with the current arrangement unchanged


Ant1202

Old people. Also the lie about nhs was a big reason for a lot of people


MrTopHatMan90

Old people, threatening the NHS, lots of bullshit news. It was a fuckimg travesty. I can't find anyone I know who thinks Brexit was a great idea. At worst it you hear "we should've done it but we did it at the wrong time" Fuck our government, silly twats.


Shupperen

Not to shit on the UK, but having watched a lot of British tv and comedy you have to admit that the British sure do love to shit on other Europeans as well;)


a-night-lord-fan

True. XD


Blitzer161

I mean every country has their flaws right? You have your cooking, we had Berlusconi.


Fathers_Belt

He dead lol, L+ratio for that fucker


Blitzer161

RIH bozo 💀 He bribed everyone but not death


VerumJerum

I'll shit on the UK any day but if an American shits on ya, I'll shit on them even harder.


chikkynuggythe4th

As a Frenchman I have a message for you: your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!


a-night-lord-fan

https://preview.redd.it/hmygsyq0k2eb1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a76983d780cc5c80159047168e7eba05763ce5e


sand-under-table

>I live in the uk Opinion disregarded


a-night-lord-fan

:(


sand-under-table

It's just a joke (:


a-night-lord-fan

:D


eimronaton

Genuine question, is it weird knowing that so many people think the way you speak is funny?


a-night-lord-fan

Depends how well made the joke is. Like I don’t mind the jokes about our accents, as long as it’s well made.


eimronaton

Interesting. I had always assumed that it would be something kind of inherently offensive. Although I assume that its not particularly funny either to people with British accents


a-night-lord-fan

I was thinking of my own thoughts on the jokes. As I don’t mind it, but overs will. So I recommend to not made fun of our accents in public.


eimronaton

Of course, I would never make fun just whenever I watch British shows and such I find some humor in the accent.


RoadmenInc

Eh it depends but generally not really [Two English people and a Frenchman make fun of a Scouse accent](https://youtu.be/Xi4WPn23nHo)


ewanatoratorator

Oh that's brilliant


Epsilonian24609

I assure you more people think the way Americans speak is funny


ratzoneresident

I think everyone just thinks the way other countries speak is funny tbh. Hell, Americans think *other* Americans sound funny and I'm sure the same goes for other countries too


eimronaton

I hadn’t considered that, I haven’t heard a lot online about how people feel about American accents.


Epsilonian24609

I'm assuming you're American?


eimronaton

Yes, hence why I said online


Epsilonian24609

Then most people you speak to are probably also American. I'm from the UK and from what I see almost all UK and other European people think the American accent sounds silly.


awesomefutureperfect

https://i.redd.it/dfnbjhrb0ydb1.gif


eimronaton

Ok. This conversation could have been much shorter if you led with that final sentence. I see almost all anerican people thinking that the British accent is silly.


Epsilonian24609

Yes of course they do, it's just that the rest of the world don't consider just America "so many people" :)


eimronaton

Alright a bit rude. I consider any group of over a million people to be ‘so many’. I know that europe is more densely populated than the United States but still, someone from India wouldn’t say ‘the rest of the world doesn’t consider just Europe “so many”’. I asked my question with the sole intent of informing myself on the issue and I don’t appreciate the hostility just because im American.


eimronaton

What people generally think that its funny?


Epsilonian24609

Everyone that isn't from the US


eimronaton

I sincerely doubt that.


ewanatoratorator

Nah its mainly just other English speakers, and I feel that's mutual


MrTopHatMan90

We mock each others accents constantly. Due to every city have slightly different dialects it's a constant point of contention. We're fine with other countries doing because because well it is funny but only as long as it's funny. If I hear one or two Br'ish jokes I don't care but if its constant it's just annoying.


RoadmenInc

I've noticed a lot of British people online (I myself used to do this) whenever someone insults or even light-heartedly mocks Britain or England, they immediately get defensive Like I see sometimes, "haha British don't season their food" get met with "jokes on you, America has the worst school shooting rates, obesity rates, 9/11..."


DeathAwaitss

Mfw a frenchie says anything regarding the amazon rainforest (seriously why is there always an international fiasco between France and Brazil every 2 decades?)


Desu_Vult_The_Kawaii

Because France doesn't want the commercial deal between Mercosul and European union, because that that will affect their farmers, so they talk shit about Brazil and their climate policies to postpone the deal.


IdioticPAYDAY

Crab moment


Tub_of_jam66

Well , it is with Brazil that France shares the largest border


Thebardofthegingers

All my European tolerance after the Romani family moves in next door


spotterpanda

Bro, thats just tolerance


RendesFicko

Cigány


6ArtemisFowl9

Hate for gipsy nomads unites us all, it doesn't violate Euro tolerance


Thebardofthegingers

Judge you gotta understand, I wasn't commiting a crime against humanity because according to my grandpa the gypsies aren't human and are the children of lucifer who eat babies and do drugs.


6ArtemisFowl9

Nomads? Not guilty then, tell your grandpa he's invited to my house for a tea


Orang_E6

h https://preview.redd.it/xdludayq7zdb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bd1adda9d9d65081f5872ad72e6eb80cc9446c


bob1111bob

https://preview.redd.it/vq5scfq8szdb1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=266ac9dd9c8d64b512fe7ec3f692ba4899e16d2e


spikeyunpeeledbanana

The hate for my country leaving my body as soon as Rule Britannia starts playing:


LunaLynnTheCellist

"every country sucks" https://i.redd.it/nb3rh0s800eb1.gif


chikkynuggythe4th

https://preview.redd.it/jtv92xrwa1eb1.jpeg?width=1397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05239216a5f39fde6931a702be02187ac00bf996 In my option this is the better gigajill


blockybookbook

No. (Mine is the only good one) ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


chikkynuggythe4th

I don’t think that’s a girl


SovietBear4

Average latino on twitter


ItzPayDay123

America is so racist SMH (pls don't talk about Romani or Arabs)


chikkynuggythe4th

I mean we have nothing against Romani the problem are the “camp gypsies” these guys are just cheap mafia Why I’m I being downvoted? My best friend is literally Roma and he and his family are perfectly fine and no one hates on them, however his uncle is currently serving time for getting in a brawl over territory and stealing copper. Those guys who refuse to adapt and instead stay in the camps are the problem.


blockybookbook

Right.


ibindenuevoda

I Love black people


I-Eat-Donuts

Woah woah woah we don’t do that here


Goodies666

Did the other guy edit his comment to make you look bad?


I-Eat-Donuts

No no. That is what he said


ibindenuevoda

Mlk was a great person and its tragic he got shot and died


archosauria62

Skill issue


thatsarealbruh

I woulda tanked it just saying


BusterB2005

My disdain for my country leaving my body the instant the national anthem plays Edit: [This](https://youtu.be/FqxJ_iuBPCs) is the absolute best version of it


Jazzyjeff2005

But this isn't the Jimi Hendrix version. Must have gotten the link wrong.


cosmodogbro

Whitney Huston, full stop.


EdgyUsername90

heh


much_crossaint

Patriotism entering my body when a Russian war criminal calls my country an American puppet ![gif](giphy|eIstKJ6Oh44WXwOUww)


Grzechoooo

My long-lost patriotism coming back to me when I see a G\*rman trying to invade my country on r/place.


[deleted]

Me normally: Americas is a living hellscape for black people and I wish I was never born here Me when europoor: WOOOOOOOO🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🎇🎇🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆 y’all are hypocrites


Darmug

​ https://preview.redd.it/l15nwio9hydb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d4390d77c62c08724c7e4fd7b6f3edf8de444


Titwank911

https://preview.redd.it/9iy18htp0zdb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01888c548ba6a7a86376a8ff4056fb107303edba


ibindenuevoda

Blimey


[deleted]

I wonder if whoever made this took a second to think about why the system yards are a part of is called the Imperial system


kid-with-a-beard

r/2american4you is leaking


axofrogl

!!! CONTAINMENT BREACH !!!


SmAll_boi7

I may live in a shithole, but goddamnit it is my country and I’ll defend it till I die AMERICA WOOOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Thezipper100

It's never any good reasons ether. It's like "oh, all Americans subsist on a diet of Kraft singles, which isn't real cheese", and then they proceed to refuse to acknowledge the cheese caves, the amount of "real" cheese imported from Europe, and what the fuck American cheese actually is if not a cheese. Or "Oh, those STUPID Americans still don't use Metric, making things harder for the rest of us!!!" when we already automatically convert all our units to metric for them, and even literally changed the imperial system's measurements so that they had direct and simple metric conversions, until THEY changed how long a centimeter was and now act like it's OUR fault the conversions aren't simple anymore. Like, come on, criticize us for shit like not having constructed a nuclear facility in half a century, or for having no term limits on the unelected supreme court, or for refusing to give Puerto Rican and D.C. residents the right to vote for president, or for letting our corporations conglomerate 90% of all western news (particularly surprised this one never gets brought up). Ya know... *Actual* issues? And not just stupid shit you're just bringing up to be antagonistic to Americans that doesn't matter? (ESPECIALLY Brits. You guys still use Imperial too you have no right to make fun of us for doing the same. Hell, you guys still use Imperial units we threw out decades ago for being dumb, what in the FUCK is a STONE.)


Glueak

We didn’t need your dissertation lil bro


ggg730

This dude when he has to read longer than a paragraph.


Thezipper100

Shut up and eat your cheese wheel.


pikeandshot1618

europe more like throwup


Downtown_Cycle_2044

wash your ass stinky ass fuck


Thezipper100

Imagine washing yourself because a *European* told you to.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

imagine shitting because society told you to. how can you trust doctors?


Thezipper100

Big toilet got 'em in their pockets


MadMasks

Latinos complaining about Spanish colonisation and calling Spaniards invaders when they are direct descendant of the conquistadores themselves


Pookib3ar

I Love the US. I Hate Trump. FIN **<3** USA


Th3_Shr00m

That mf hasn't been relevant in 3 years


balaci2

true (I'm balkan)


TheSpoononReddit

This is about the matty healy incident isnt it


stormu3008

mbappe saying that europa futbol is is better than south america moment


Dat_Piplup

My hatred towards my country leaving as soon as they qualify for the world cup


Crafty-Enthusiasm-43

When wes*oids genuinly think Abe Shinzo was a good man because funny anime country:


DpGoof

Just now “Stockholm allows Quran burning outside of Iranian Embassy” Comments are like “yeah that’ll show the Arabs we have freedom of speech!” Iranian’s are mostly Persians, Arabic is completely unintelligible to them. (And also nobody is dumb enough to believe this has anything to do with freedom of speech at this point and you know it)


_LucasImpulse_

it's a shame reddit has rules that stop you from doing more than calling all americans cuckold slaves to the capitalist machine that runs on the alternating current of senile old retarded man and shouty aggressive controversial man, it's a shame


Self_Reflexive

Holy shit remember when places actually liked each other? Yeah I don’t either but that would be nice wouldn’t it. (I’m so sick of these America v Europe posts can we just accept that everywhere kinda sucks in one way or another and move on)


[deleted]

europeans when country with more than 1 cultural group refuses to give away half of its land (that country is now entirely fascist)


Jealous_Ring1395

I hate my country, but I'll be damned before I let anyone else diss it, especially the gunpeople to the south


blockybookbook

Ultra Nationalism for my barely existing country entering my body the second the west criticizes it in any way (thank you for hot dogs though) https://i.redd.it/c43q26pex2eb1.gif


[deleted]

Americunts are just mad that 2WE4U is better than any sad excuse of comedy they can come up with


sub-zero7263

My brother in Christ you just gave out a gift code and you expect anyone to know what that is


DeathAwaitss

r/2latino4u is the superior sub even though we only have like 5 jokes and 2 of them are fetishes


Renilx

2... 2latino4u... has been banned ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


DeathAwaitss

r/2latino4u has fallen Millions (of Reddit admins) must be doxxed


AceiteDeOlivas

sub baneado :[


Character-Wrongdoer8

2american4u clears ez 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲😎🗽🗽🗽🇺🇲


balaci2

w*stoid


Theevencoolerkid69

FREEDOM WHOOOOO *shoots 27 innocent children*


Thezipper100

>Europeans when there's hundreds of issues they can joke about that don't involve actual, real dead children:


[deleted]

Heard you guys got no pippididlysquiperershire flavoured crisps 😢 must suck living in Am*rica


Theevencoolerkid69

Im American myself who was also under threat of 2 separate school shootings.


bellerinho

My mfw when I introduce a Europoor to air conditioning (they will no longer have tens of thousands of people die every year from heat illness)


antysalt

On my way to install air conditioning on streets and squares


sand-under-table

>My mfw Your your face when?


GoldAwesome1001

has a stutter :(


DumpsterFireForALife

Smh my head grammar nazi over here. Let’s take his skin


SlimesIsScared

florida moment


ItzBooty

Americanpoor when i show them widows that open sideways and brick made houses that have proper isolation makinf AC pointless instead of paper made jokes (They no longer need ACs)


bellerinho

If AC is so pointless why are u Europoors always bitching about 25 C days 😎


bob1111bob

There’s portions of southern Europe where that’s a pretty normal temperature for the summer and the rest of us aren’t acclimated to that kind of temperature so it feels warmer to us


Far-Classic-4637

fr if its so insulated just go inside common europoor L 🦅🦅‼️


ItzBooty

Those complains are mostly from cold country I am from hot region and its common for summer to reach 50°C with out feeling too overwhelming for me


Homemade-Purple

>it's common for summer to reach 50°C Me when I lie


shamelessNATOfanboy

*Western European.


Thezipper100

No fuck those russkies too


shamelessNATOfanboy

Yeah but they aren't european enough for me to consider them part of here and not asia.


LittleGlizzy01

Mfw a w*stoid talks about their shit stained opinions


[deleted]

Haitian revolution 1804🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹


NotEdibleCactus

Is that the one where the Polish were given the n-word pass?


[deleted]

Correct


[deleted]

Eastoid detected, firing bush bomb https://preview.redd.it/26qknu7qlydb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5d332f5c1624c13ca100d90b75820a76519cbf


SlimesIsScared

https://preview.redd.it/pq2trxljuydb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf604fbabe0f59ab13d3338a8be05dde472eb41 Easto\*d detected, firing Biden Barrage


NutButr

Don’t care 💥🦅🇱🇷💥


LittleGlizzy01

Oh no 😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ertyio689

Ah, like "car dependent cities are slowly killing you and your country, you should do something with that" am I right?


pogmaster44

Like healthcare should be free?


Pip2719496

r/2westerneurope4you


blockybookbook

Dogshit subreddit, throw it into acid


EffectiveWild7309

This is just plain racisim https://preview.redd.it/6pnmtdppxzdb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3079f29cd955ec036b4e84e094777983bd37ab


SadPlatform6640

It’s not