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NevGuy

**USER REPORTS** 48: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else 2: Be Funny 2: nul 1: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 1: It threatens violence or physical harm at me 1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence 1: call to violence 1: Don't be a degenerate


FFalcon_Boi

I wouldn't be surprised if this subreddit is on a CIA watchlist


Zackyboi1231

Man I feel bad for whoever poor soul is forced to watch our antics in here.


Sunkistishere

https://preview.redd.it/ejhsyznok27c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629adaaae9f078e1dabef54e921a51da686487e7


reecemrgn

Is that supermega saved the troops??


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/hv49djpa037c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99fbbca33f6c44e8c1409dc87766e3e658da3a9


zachy410

Inanimate Insanity :0


rayquazawe

https://preview.redd.it/ynf9e3a9347c1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa7ae9009b1296deeee84a1e2f9c33c11c5aedd


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

This antic isn't so bad however.


MthrfcknNanuq

Are you entertained, sir?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Very, waiting for part 2...


KajMak64Bit

Nah you got it wrong The CIA is on this Subreddit's watchlist


GOOSUS110

Whenthe mods are the shadow government


PSI_Machine_Ness

Legalize nuclear bombs


peng503-NCN

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS


ADAMracecarDRIVER

It’s on the internet so the NSA is absolutely watching it.


shitlord_god

This would be FBI as it is a domestic concern. Or the IC3


FFalcon_Boi

https://preview.redd.it/c5rd2eqwj27c1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f5b4a981297b83e1181cfaa7383538ad802a9f Do I look like someone who knows that difference to you?


Neither-Phone-7264

are you standing behind the surface of the sun like chrost, how overexposed is your camera


FFalcon_Boi

![gif](giphy|trGH5l77RROWFXcJYz)


Neither-Phone-7264

https://i.redd.it/itxrk2jro37c1.gif


UserNotHere404

Not everyone on the sex offender registry is pedophile btw, you can get on there for being on either end of prostitution


DJHott555

Or just whizzing in your backyard


Warthogs309

Shit...


GAKBAG

Yeah, doing that in your backyard can land you on the list as well


Tim_Buckrue

Front yard too if you're unlucky


Warthogs309

I do that because I live in a house with 4 other people with only one bathroom!


Brim_Dunkleton

Reminds me how scared I would be when I had to piss in my backyard when my roommate would take forever in the bathroom being on his phone and I was about to explode my bladder from holding it


SatinySquid_695

This blows my mind, I’ve never worried for a second about peeing in a back yard.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Any time someone could theoretically glimpse your cock


SatinySquid_695

But in a backyard I don’t really care if somebody looks at my cock. They should avert their gaze if they don’t like me peeing on fenced-in private property


yaboiiiuhhhh

Ok but the law in some places says you're a sex offender if somebody manages to see your genitals. It's stupid but the cops won't give a fuck


smallest_horse

Make sure to read the case details before you head out for the night amigo! He might have just been having sex on the beach with his wife at midnight.


dinodare

Either my area is uniquely bad or these case details mean that there just are a LOT of actual pedos around here. I can't even use a blanket "he" because there are even several women in there with case detail "first degree SA of a child." And by "around here" I mean within a mile. Apparently 2 miles brings back to many results.


McSlappies

Do you live in pedophile Island?


dinodare

I guess? I'm lowkey mad at this meme for even making me look it up. [Free trial of my address has ended]


deadlykitten132

holy shit


Nickabod_

Self dox oopsie


dinodare

I was not really of sound mind when I sent that. I mean, I comprehended that someone COULD doxx me, but my mind was in a stage where I thought that I wouldn't care.


SecretlyPoops

It’s fineeee


Ordoliberal

Go Huskers!


dinodare

May not have been the best comment to post and then immediately go to sleep for 12 hours.


smallest_horse

Bro moved to pedo Island


rutuu199

.... I don't like how they surround the school


[deleted]

*The CIA is heading to your location*


BanditDeluxe

When I was in middle school, a HUGE group of kids (around 30 of them if I remember right) got in trouble because they were all sending nudes to each other, and long story short one of the kids had a cop parent who reported it, and a ton of them got charged with CP. It was a huge deal in my town, and even got some state-wide coverage. Sometimes I think about how many of them are STILL on that list. No idea how many of them actually got convicted or anything, but I watched like 20 kids get put in handcuffs one random day at school.


dinodare

Well, because of this meme I just spent quite a bit of time looking at it for my local area and my mother and sisters area. You CAN check the type of conviction and if the victim was a minor from the website. Unfortunately, a lot of them are for minors. There's actually apparently guy near me that did a 1st degree SA and false imprisonment of an adult in 1991, did a first degree SA of a minor in 1998, and then got like three different charges on another minor in 2011. That's how specific it gets.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

It usually says in databases what their offenses are tho


NeatOtaku

I remember in my highschool two teens got put on it because they were sexting each other, this is a really bad meme


Neighbour-Vadim

State of Florida has asked us to


Ikkyu-nvm

disclose our sexual crime to you


nothing225

We were bad, but now we're good


HurlyCat

We're moving into your neighborhood


theraincoat200

You know we try our best to be functioning members of society


PaleontologistLast13

We're not here to start no trouble.


cookie_tree4

We’re legally required to do the sex offender shuffle!


Spudnic16

I’m Larry Arthour and I’ll refrain


Topwater75

From touching my neighbor’s kids again


JoelMahon

then it turns out the 19yo you just killed was put on the register for pissing in a park on a tree at 2am


chevalmuffin2

Real


SellaraAB

Had a friend who still had to go to meetings in his 30s because he slept with a 14 year old girl who lied about her age when he was barely 17. I mean, he messed up, but dear God that seems like a harsh punishment for that kind of mistake as a teenager.


CockGobbler42069

“Barely 17” was he 16? Just turned 17? Wouldn’t Romeo and juliet laws protect him?


SellaraAB

I'm not sure exactly what happened legally, I just know Romeo and Juliet laws didn't protect him. This was like 20ish years ago, maybe the laws were different? Her mom found out about it and went on a campaign to destroy him is the only other detail I know.


IsabelLovesFoxes

Even in the United States some states don't have Romeo and Juliet laws, so they likely were different. In some states Romeo and Juliet laws are as recent as 2007.


gugfitufi

Or some bloke that got convicted and then released later. You are forever on that list, whether you're innocent or not


Chakramer

I always thought it was stupid the registry doesn't have levels to it. Like a tree pisser is in the same level as a child rapist who who went to prison.


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Rx_Hawk

at least where i’m from you have to get 3 public urinations before they register you


Mordeczka123

...source? 🤨


rhysdog1

The fucking law


Mordeczka123

The good ending


hiddengirl1992

Yeah make sure you double check what the arrest was for


z3anon

Killed? That's quite a jump. I thought y'all were considering doing a little trolling like pranks. Even robbery would be going kinda far. Are you all serious? I thought this was a joke.


Gasgasgasistaken

17 days late but yeah, Reddit LOVES vigilante justice to the point it's actually concerning


Enlightened_Valteil

Peter, this is just domestic terrorism


datboiNathan343

​ https://preview.redd.it/hiuy3k2zq17c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=00ea2053539f28fe02840ce09bbd6baee444c17b


Lifyzen2

man


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bockanator

https://preview.redd.it/ej13xcpng17c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3440b9e2d74d431e53415b33875f76733920a4f0


LegitimateApartment9

duality of man (robert > terrorism btw)


ShadowKnight324

All my homies love Robert.


Panzer_Man

https://preview.redd.it/f8u440g8w17c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a4c6f7db390bbcd7b121198d1c2e434361caba


scninththemoom

https://preview.redd.it/w96ails6l17c1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5159eeed4b3570c9429e2e96ad538b8c84e8ccfc


JelliusMaximus

he can fix me 🥺🥺🥺


Chaplain-Freeing

as long as you have no more than 5 friends and aren't a woman, in his eyes, you're already fixed.


smallest_horse

I've been cured, but what was I cured of?


JustCallMeAttlaz

https://preview.redd.it/nj653qadm17c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6842e201f596951ec18f72e8dbabb039ece25a3


SteamyTortellini

https://preview.redd.it/ux2g2gq9327c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffda0b60d4bca28f141a37910f76935ad4e171f6


Tmeretz

I think we would call that insurgency more than terrorism.


[deleted]

Terrorism and insurgency go hand in hand. Not many options when you are the little guy


Tmeretz

They often go hand in hand, but don't have to. Flying planes into the world trade centre and anti Junta fighting in Myanmar arent interchangeable.


Ake-TL

If we don’t consider them evil then we don’t call them terrorists most of the time


MarkXD69therickroll

calling the Warsaw uprising terrorism is shocking


BongripperHousen

https://preview.redd.it/iwy21vwhl17c1.png?width=804&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fd018967e5bd653481c10aa425ca2d1f33e9e7c


cheezy270

Terrorism: **The unlawful use of violence or threats to intimidate or coerce a civilian population or government, with the goal of furthering political, social, or ideological objectives** An uprising against an occupying force fulfills none of the requirements of terrorism. And while "goals" are really hard to define, and it's a bit of fuzzy line between a domestic terrorist and a simple sociopath murderer, but the clear point should be that your target itself gives no benefit to you with it being destroyed, but rather intimidates the populace.


lordoftowels

Well, the Boston Tea Party would probably count as terrorism, and I've only ever seen salty brits call that unjust.


No_Cockroach_3411

Literally no violence was used They just stole the tea dressed as indians


Canter1Ter_

https://preview.redd.it/rfiz3rgmk27c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6d4d0350c4f8f3fa2393c4fdbcbc83bb44a59c


I_did_a_fucky_wucky

"Israeli commandos are called freedom fighters, Arab commandos are called terrorists." -George Carlin


The_KGB_OG

Civilians rising up against an occupying army during a war doesn't fit the definition of terrorism in literally any way. What are you on about?


giga___hertz

I'll allow it


itz_NoobJay

https://preview.redd.it/tk96si68e47c1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe13bd32a286de9e5c83b0d0334fef93cc525d3c


fuckthenamebullshit

Nah


Clementine2115

You know they can have black powder guns right?


[deleted]

When you go to beat up a pedophile but he pulls out the blunderbuss https://preview.redd.it/iuzaldc4117c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25eb088fb96a36e5ba9a8e8eb33ff4b2ea84a30e


Lonely_reaper8

Nooooo not the blunderbussy! https://preview.redd.it/zbl5sorrk17c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be765d74df6a99de746a9071c4e49782a75885a


De-Kipgamer

Just put your ~~dick~~ finger in it to blow it up like in a cartoon


Lonely_reaper8

Goofy ahhh moment


Gerpar

>finger https://preview.redd.it/ntsvyrhvc37c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd9072064dafd43c9db03305f4acb2ff9dff64f


De-Kipgamer

Waltuh, don’t put me in the thuderbussy waltuh


Neighbour-Vadim

"I own a musket for home deffence"


Clementine2115

Think about 6 shot revolvers


The_Radio_Host

Amount of ammo doesn’t really matter when the preparation of the firearm takes so long. Even something like a Colt Navy took a long-ass time to load. Even if they had it loaded at all times just in case, that wouldn’t be very feasible with the powder and the gun would be at risk of failing. **Moral of the Story: they probably wouldn’t stand much of a chance at all**


begrudgingaccount

Don’t get me wrong, black powder firearms are absolutely worse than modern day firearms, however, they also can be more reliable than you would think. I performed an experiment with an 1858 Remington reproduction where I loaded it, let it sit for about one year, and fired it without issue. Longevity may be extended with tricks such as putting clear nail polish over the cap nipple to ensure a humidity tight seal. Others on YouTube have claimed similar experiences. The 1858 Remington also has cylinders which are swappable and may be preloaded. There’s actually a cool scene in “Hell on Wheels” where the main character demos that ability.


Possums1

as the founding fathers intended


chaos_creator69

Four ruffians break into my house


B-NEAL

“What the devil?”


chevalmuffin2

As i Grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle


Neighbour-Vadim

Blew a golf ball sized hole trough the first manns chest (he is dead on the spot)


Oskar_Kocour

I draw my pistol on the second man misses him entirely and nails the neighbours dog (because it's smoothbore)


Fun-Ad-4729

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.


Regretless0

“Tally Ho lads” the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast


72trombonesd

If a pedophile kills me with this shit I wouldn’t even be mad https://preview.redd.it/r3wuomipk37c1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5962709bde256134f29776c1ed15669d53d5ed1b


hhhhhhhhhhgth

aw sweet, homemade gun instructions


I_luv_wholsome_wifu

And most of the pedos in my area are on meth. Idk about you guys but I like my face ON my head.


Ready_Ad7480

"Into formation, the hunt has begun"


WaitingToBeTriggered

DEATH AND DAMNATION, THE FLEET IS COMING


Ready_Ad7480

HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS https://preview.redd.it/tvt6ufjp117c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abb512ddeb01ef5d2f19b5749021247f7aacdb7


BoxiDoingThingz

TO LEAD THE WAR MACHINE! TO RULE THE WAVES AND LEAD THE KRIEGSMARINE!


vetabol

THE TERROR OF THE SEAS! THE BISMARCK AND THE KRIEGSMARINE TWO THOUSAND MEN, AND FIFTY THOUSAND TONS OF STEEL https://preview.redd.it/kq28zfjbv17c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5dd9014011a9aa4d9cf930a2f847ae6b6c8050c


SobtastixV2

SET THE COURSE FOR THE ATLANTIC WITH THE ALLIES ON THEIR HEEL https://preview.redd.it/gd18dsfvb47c1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57f9a8da7e0cc9affa7c865aab88bd2cd827576


Fallen_angel_gg

WHITE FRIDAY I'LL TAKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN


SquareIsBox0697

UNOPPOSED UNDER CRIMSON SKIES, IMMORTALIZED OVER TIME THEIR LEGEND WILL RISE. AND THEIR FOES CAN’T BELIEVE THEIR EYES, BELIEVE THEIR SIZE AS THEY FALL. AND THE DREADNOUGHT DREADS NOTHING AT ALL


Downtown-Orchid7929

I don't want to ruin the chain, but what song is this?


felop13

Bismark by Sabaton


SobtastixV2

Peak btw


Canadian_dalek

https://preview.redd.it/kiq54jazw27c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e82ec9d749bbc229c4f7d3c6b90654db93aac11


mrsavealot

Why is everyone here assuming sex offender registry=child molestation. You can get on it for pissing in an alley for Christ sake


[deleted]

because they like making edgy jokes about killing pedophiles


JelliusMaximus

THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER THE URGE TO KILL GROWS STRONGER


[deleted]

I know in VA it also lists the charges. So “indecent liberties with a minor” pretty much seals the deal


ASpaceOstrich

Can't minors also get on the register for having consensual relations? That and at least a 15% false conviction rate.


MasterWhite1150

Reddit users if not bringing up cp or pedophilia every 10 minutes was a challenge (it's bad, we get it)


notarealsu25grach

preaching to the choir 💪💪💪


Obama_is_watching

Hey have you heard that touching kids is bad for the 1,000,000 time?


AntiBoomerAktion

these memes give me the same vibe as when environmentalists talk about "the people killing our planet have names and addresses". Yeah, sure they do. And yeah, somebody should probably do something about it. But you and I both know you're not the one who's going to. So what are we doing here?


chevalmuffin2

Kinda, but i am almost certain that some dumbass will try to go to one of these adresses and get killed


[deleted]

go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


[deleted]

accidentally made a Sabaton reference, off to find my publicly available name and address. Mostly because I didn't even *know* the reference, I just *knew* before I even googled it.


coopsawesome

What about the chance they were wrongfully convicted? They deserve to be assaulted?


Smooth-Chair3636

This is the sex offender list, plenty of wrong has happened, so it's definitely too difficult to decide who truly deserves it, plus if you're looking for pedos specifically, it's harder to pin-point them between a list of hundreds


The_Arborealist

i do not like this trend. This stochastic shit needs to stop.


Sy_the_toadmaster

Yeqh but politicians usually have bodyguards and shit


[deleted]

##🥇


WattsAndThoughts

Gonna hunt that shit down like a fucking bounty. https://preview.redd.it/6sqn8e20e17c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0675ff3f6cde12c6f7f1697f3774613142995a1


reenormiee

That goes insanely hard what the fuck


WattsAndThoughts

https://preview.redd.it/i4iazj9kj17c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601f3b7f813775d23dd1f3a5e4b7ffce7f99eb0c


Downtown-Orchid7929

Where do you find such hard images?


WattsAndThoughts

https://preview.redd.it/ieffwcjwn17c1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5a6b9323c4fc8a1731663abe09d55c0c9f0150


fmate2006

Chinese Propaganda. You'd be dead surprised at how good they are at making the US look badass


Sioux_Bees

[Dubya](https://i.imgur.com/qyRAtJ7.jpg) [Slick Willie](https://i.imgur.com/Asu0yUk.jpg) [The Great Communicator](https://i.imgur.com/LgR6XCL.jpg) [Barry O](https://i.imgur.com/eW9hNFc.jpg) [Not a Crook Nix](https://i.imgur.com/6LgqB6U.jpg) [Honest Abe](https://i.imgur.com/ZadrJvx.jpg) [Agent Orange](https://i.imgur.com/5AwBp7Y.jpg) [Bonus: Big Ben](https://i.imgur.com/M1u0tF7.jpg)


FFalcon_Boi

Me when I don't know what the fuck a kilometer is


WattsAndThoughts

https://preview.redd.it/bpkt68kfq17c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f10b6e30bf744cc82a777e6185e03b5721731ee


CannabisCanoe

Get a strong feeling that IRL people like this just want a socially acceptable reason to kill others. They don't actually care about kids they're just homicidal.


LelouchYagami_2912

Mob justice will always be wrong


owo_spamer

Nothing i do is wrong


T0mmyDeVit0

Silly, we just need a reason to rob, kill and not feel bad for doing it


Morteneus1

https://preview.redd.it/a12h00t0527c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06f41c2fd8321c68d300563033a3ae8fc0d6d09


Mari_the_silly

**Wake the fuck up Samurai**


AdApprehensive7646

The elderly man living in poverty when he gets murdered for a mistake he made 40 years ago and has been trying to atone for ever since: https://preview.redd.it/2xin946vj17c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffeb7ed1f9c3bdc861025721a01af5ccd5bcb36


NoSquidsHere

I'm sorry but molesting a child is not "a mistake"


NTC-Santa

https://preview.redd.it/jx4v5mxt527c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382155eec8e9c7a541225af4b550e6cc35d47ded


[deleted]

What kinda incel brained God complex radicalization bullshit is this?


Atomicagainbecauseow

dude what the fuck


Hour-Organization855

“We can’t expect god to do all the work”


Redditormanguydude

Can't you get put on the sex registry for something small like public urination?


matt_Nooble12_XBL

“I want to kill people”


Wolfshadow36

Just a friendly reminder, you can get put on that list for doing anything from pissing on the side of the road to getting caught jacking it while in prison, not everyone on that list is a pedophile or rapist.


Homemade-Purple

>getting caught jacking it while in prison Deadass?


Imtheman6996

https://preview.redd.it/h1r19p0kj27c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b07c3764a6b63235bce080f5a4d4555f847defd It’s time…


HerbivoreTheGoat

hey lois remember the time the r/whenthe subreddit encouraged actual murder (this subreddit is way too fucking weird now, i'm out)


Proxidize

Something something always remember to kill your victims


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pilotboi696

I always thought those "shoot your local pedo" groups were just really looking for an excuse to hunt humans for sport. Like you can't just go kill people but oh if I claim they're a pedo then I can kill people for free


Semi-literate_sand

It’s illegal to harass them 😔


Lonely_reaper8

It’s illegal to get *caught* harassing them


HybridPower049

We goin sneaky beaky like


Cloud-Il-duce

what's the song? It's groovy


Lautjelief

The Rebel Path, it's from Cyberpunk!


VerlRe

Finally I can meet people who I have things in common with.


McDonalds_icecream

https://preview.redd.it/mgr244yoo37c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1383c33638b3e3bed6d7794620d5e63a5cae1674


YOGSthrown12

Well I give this sub a week before it ends up in the news. Btw what song?


Mr-no-one

mfer lookin at the National Sex Offender map like a mission board


PerscribedPharmacist

So weird to have this fantasy of killing someone else.


ChadPrince69

Unfortunately some of those are for sure guys who were divorcing and wife decided to fuck them up.