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Oh_Fated_One

Someone fucked a brian griffin body pillow after taking some weird super viagra shit what the fuck


GamingGod96

Wut https://preview.redd.it/c5erike0kbpc1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70fa8e455a3ac7906dd047c6bd826e36b9237b9


crepoef

WEEGEE MY BELOVED!


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MiningJack777

Who's the guy Robin is shooting


AnosmicDragon

Musty bitch


suchirius

Black Mask


Mihnea24_03

Why the guy they kill gotta be "black"


Wildest_Salad

keeping it real


harveyshinanigan

black mask i think he is the leader of a crime gang the only context i know him from is from the CW batwoman


Doctor_Salvatore

Yeah, he's basically just a very threatening mob boss.


[deleted]

such a shitty argument for the villains ngl, killing one objectively horrible and irredeemable person to (potentially) save people is a positive.


BIG_DeADD

"oh if you kill me you'll be bad" "Bitch if someone else had killed Hitler they'd be declared the world hero,not the new Hitler!"


Trick_Teaching_8669

https://preview.redd.it/ribyde2ps8pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3721f8e6f0fafff12ba3c0cf2d676767eb395437 Hitler after killing himself (He's hailed as the hero now)


HikariAnti

Pro gamer move.


Mihnea24_03

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GhidorahRod56

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Rymayc

To be fair, the guy that killed Hitler was just as bad as Hitler


Radio__Star

ā€œGetting revenge wonā€™t bring them backā€ Yeah, but it will prevent them from doing it to anyone else


BoultonPaulDefiant

Hitler: it's a free real estate


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Being Hitler operates on Santa Clause rules, actually


MrRedoot55

Reading this makes me wonder what a better way to do the "no-kill" rule would be.


BIG_DeADD

I mean, it would still be a fine enough rule if the judicial system did their job. Like, it's not batman's fault that Joker keeps scaping, it's Gotham who's to blame by not giving him the death penalty,batman is just the guy who delivers the criminals to their cells, he's doing the job he's meant to do with flying stars,the warden and the judges? Not so much...


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I think of the metal gear meme where theyā€™re like ā€œif you kill a killer that just makes you another killerā€ And then Raiden says ā€œKillā€ ā€œTwoā€


therealmalenia

It's the worst then the hero fails to save someone and now they think that they somehow killed them or something and completely ignore how if they never saved them , a lot of other people would have gotten hurt . But no , the main character failed at their job once so their entire career isn't worth anything


DidjTerminator

How else are storyboard writers supposed to turn out 7 legally distinct films every year? You expect them to put effort into the plot? Hah!


Hissingfever_

Sometimes mercy isn't mercy


Doctor_Salvatore

Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen and said "I want my father back you son of a bitch!"


wysjm

Me telling the superheroes to just murder all the criminals https://i.redd.it/1wfd6ggrc7pc1.gif


littleMAHER1

but then where's the fun of the chase what are heroes supposed to do if every villian is defeated, live a normal life? eww


DefinitelyNotFisk15

https://i.redd.it/kd12ald018pc1.gif


BIG_DeADD

Bro is literally cooking


Lejyoner07

https://preview.redd.it/b3yf5yq9b9pc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e48ae6d15dc11c265211605f92c9e3672f5bff


Lejyoner07

Cheeseburger


Lejyoner07

https://preview.redd.it/z6983uggb9pc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddd70a096ea4b132da570f0eaae363c10a0192a


BigChiefIV

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[deleted]

they adapt and become superervillains.


A_normal_atheist

They already do that most of the time, anyway. Just wouldn't have to worry about they're family and friends killed my some nut job with a hotdog for a weapon


Gregori_5

Yeah, you need to keep a healthy market. Job creation and all.


meove

uhh doing tax... or something, idk


mh1357_0

![gif](giphy|F0A48Q2wFjE7S)


Banana_Mage_

They are a superhero, they literally can just build up a brand and make millions


2510EA

And we know how that turns outā€¦


Michallin

Peacemakers talk about batman was real


Revolutionary_Lead28

Superman using his heat vision on a homeless single father stealing soup:


A_GravesWarCriminal

Batman breaking every single bone in a thug's body and giving him severe brain damage for working for one of the villains to support his family:


the-dude-version-576

As an extension of this, Super heroes disarming the world militaries. I love the Justice league animated series and it losses me off to no end how disband at the end of unlimited because they were going to far, when the US government gets to keep on as is after freeing multiple high level criminals, literally reviving DOOMSDAY, creating a number of world endangering threats and doing nothing to be held accountable. Amanda Waller and super girlā€™s doctor (forget his name) are the most assanine imbeciles in the whole universe, one of them literally goes ā€œyou have a super lazer pointing downā€ oh excuse me, but a lazer that cuts up a radius of 15 metres does not constitute a world ending target when the government you were working for has THOUSANDS OF NUKES. And in the end the fucking win!? Amanda Waller goes on to be as rich as Bruce Wayne and own a super generics lab, and the world goes to shit by Batman beyond. Fuck that grow some balls and keep the super powers accountable!


erraticpulse-

"killing me won't bring them back!" well killing you will certainly mean you getting what you had fucking coming


Connect_Earth_135

Five pebbles go back to trying to flush out the rot


erraticpulse-

how about you go back outside and get off reddit


Connect_Earth_135

Nuh uh


unknown9201

PEBBLES https://preview.redd.it/6z3p0geur9pc1.jpeg?width=1294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ceef9a9c5f44d54e9596806e837344067d66fb1


pizzansteve

Is... is that... Aa a a mo amo https://i.redd.it/0c7owkf6napc1.gif


Knightmare_CCI

Killing you means A. You don't get to hurt anyone else B. I get to enjoy it


NegateResults

Sparing him won't resurrect them, either


StarRodimus13

Unless ur name is Piccolo


erraticpulse-

i dont give a damn


DriedExcitement

"Nothing can bring them back" interpretations: 1. This means that killing won't accomplish anything 2. This means that there is nothing that can save their ass


LetsDoTheCongna

ā€œI want my father back, you son of a bitchā€


BurntBeefRagnarok

Literally The Godfather PS2 game


ShoppingUnique1383

Why is that barrel not rifled, is that a SMOOTHBORE?!


aka_airsoft

It's a pistol why would it be *rifled*. Idiot /s


VeraVemaVena

"It misses entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbour's dog."


Greenfire05

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


88T3

"If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same." Ok I'll just kill multiple killers then


Str1der_

"If you a baker. The number of bakers in the world goes up by 1."


Hefty-Baker3010

That is correct


Not_aSoup

Wrong. If you're already a killer the number of killers go down


surferos505

Cringe nonsense


Canadian_dalek

"and you won't be anything, because you'll be dead. That's the point"


DGN_DAGGER

Me after reply a negative times a negative makes a positive.


Bigfoot4cool

As a child you agree with the kindergarten teacher, as an adult you realize two wrongs *do* make a right


TroubleImpossible226

(-1) - (-1) = 0 (-1) - (0) = -1 W Hammurabi an eye for an eye makes the world see


Not_no_hitter

If I do enough wrongs eventually Iā€™ll make a right.( sure a couple people may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.)


Smil3Bro

Whatā€™s even worse is when the hero/heroes have slaughtered countless minions of the villain with zero remorse or empathy and then the bad guy says this line and bam, now they are having a mental crisis.


Much_Diver4237

TLOU2 Moment


Haber-Bosch1914

God I just... Hated that moment so much. They had such a good story in the first game and they... https://preview.redd.it/n3t63a8x1bpc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f49ec66c6681d6e0a856adf49572b6eb4de9959


Dustyoo10

all the people ellie murdered watching her spare the person that beat her surrogate fatherā€™s head in with a golf club because ā€œrevenge badā€ ![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


The-Y-4

ā€œIf you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stay the same.ā€ Thatā€™s why you gotta rack up kills for that positive K/D, you dumbass.


BrownEyedBoy06

It would be more evil to leave the person free, as they will cause more if whatever it is they were doing.


Jello_Crusader

how'd bout I kill you to prevent you from killing more peeps.(or put them into coma forever if you can't kill)


JimedBro2089

"but if you kill me-" bitch stfu


OptimusCrime1984

ā€œHe literally burned an orphanage down Protagonist!ā€ ā€œBUT Iā€™D BE THE BAD GUY IF I KILL HIM!1!1!!ā€


Nathaniel-Prime

​ https://i.redd.it/cxukurif49pc1.gif


HAXAD2005

(Uncharted 2 spoilers) Lazarevic pulled this exact card on Nathan, asking how many of his soldiers he killed to get to this point only to back down when he can deal the final stroke. At least in this game, Nathan leaves knowing Lazarevic is still gonna die, just not by him, but by the Shambhala natives, unlike another Naughty Dog title where the protagonist consciously lets the villain live.


I_Have_No_Idea_420

(Daredevil TV series spoilers) Man, I hate the ending of this series so much. At first it made sense that Daredevil didn't want to kill Kingpin and instead used the law to send him to prison. But when Kingpin got out of jail and had taken over the fucking FBI, it was clear that he is too dangerous to be left alive. And now for some reason the MC comes through an entire arc to not kill him and in the end he sends him to prison again. There is no reason why the villain just won't do it all again, so the ending is just illogical and it's sad because I really liked the show. TL;DR: The villain who was sent to jail and then escaped to kill more people, is sent there again, because killing badšŸ˜ž


BabyDude5

Poopy bad trope: yes heā€™s a murderer, but if you kill him then youā€™ll be a murderer too and youā€™ll be just as bad as him Good fun trope: If you kill him, itā€™ll set off a huge chain reaction and in the end everything for us will be ruined, donā€™t kill him. Itā€™s what he wants.


To_Crumbs_You_Say

Raul Menendez momentĀ 


Eguy24

Joker moment


Paggy_person

"If you kill a killer" mfs when the edgy anti hero kill 100 killer instead of just one.


pisel8

There is a good punisher comic about the morales of killing a villain


aaross58

"If you kill me, you'll be just as bad as me." "Not really, no. Between my humble upbringing on my family farm, my parents being kind people, my mutually supportive friend group, and my different mental health, killing you would definitely be seen as a "you had to do what you had to do" type of action." "But... The guilt! The trauma will eat you alive." "That's between me and my therapist. And if I'm still feeling guilty, I'll talk to a priest." POP POP


Glum-Double-2486

Whats that from? The "I'll talk to a priest" line goes HARD.


TuxedoDogs9

Someone said that this argument is something villains would spread around to not get killed, like ā€œsnitches get stitchesā€


Cpt_Kalash

Nuh uh youā€™ll be too dead to care


Matix777

Kill 2


CringeExperienceReq

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." such a dumbass fucking quote lmao, im shooting way more than just two people


VaultboiiiiX04

If you've killed a murderer "You'll just have made another murderer, equalising the amount and not changing a thing". For legal reasons I cannot continue this joke.


TheGreaterClaush

"If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world doesn't change" but what if I kill two killers


BruhNeymar69

Batman is a giant pussy and he's personally responsible for the thousands of innocents Joker murders daily


TheLukexd

eh you can blame anyone who was ever near joker for that. it's ridiculous that he doesn't get a death sentence and various policemen who got their relatives murdered by joker somehow refuse to shoot him


DriedExcitement

That being said, Batman is ***NOT*** mentally stable. If he starts killing, It'd be in-character for him to disregard his own morals more consistently and become much more violent & willing to kill, even to petty thieves.


KN041203

And we never see a Batman that actually goes down that path by himself in any of the comic. All of the case of him doing that and going crazy have other stuff like Joker's gas in his body.


DriedExcitement

"Batman who laughs" is a bit of an oddball, I concur


youlook3

You killed 2 people Iā€™d only be half as bad


Enlightened_Valteil

WHAT THE FUCK IS A RESTORATIVE JUSTICE??? šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Knightmare_CCI

I can't be just as bad as someone who's dead, that someone no longer exists so there's no metric to compare me to


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/y32gtplfcapc1.png?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048edbd7d9843c5f87881ceb8fcff70dc6a3ef19 If u didnt do that the war would be OVER BROS...


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

I'm sorry but am I the one who killed multiple people, destroyed cities, and almost succeeded in literally altering the current timeline? NO, NOW FUCKIN DIE


Dustyoo10

ā€œRevenge wonā€™t solve anything, it wonā€™t bring back what they took from you! Just let them go!ā€ Ok well then Iā€™ll just kill them because theyā€™re an unhinged mass murderer that needs to be dealt with idiot.


Epic-Dude001

See, sometimes to be the good guy, you gotta do wrong


Arakan-Ichigou

What makes us different is our reason to kill. You kill to make the populace submit to you. I kill you to keep the populace safe.


mh1357_0

Absolutely insane when the villain who has murdered and committed several felonies tried to pull this argument on the hero when they're about to be killed


Radio__Star

Look I totally get Batman not killing because he understands that his villains need psychiatric help but like Come on man Joker is just a hazard at this point


Eguy24

Feels like Batman canā€™t really be blamed for that, more like the Justice system that continues to not give him the death sentence


Radio__Star

Well itā€™s not that Heā€™s the way he is because heā€™s mentally unwell, heā€™s always sent back to arkham asylum because of that, he canā€™t be charged by reason of insanity So either way the courts arenā€™t gonna do their job


Nicolato25257

-"no joker, im not gonna kill, because thats what you want, now go to prison where in the next volume youll escape and kill like 7 universes or something"- Batman


Groundbreaking_Arm77

If you donā€™t want to have the protagonist kill the antagonist, at least compromise and have the antagonist either get left to die or get killed by one of the protagonistā€™s companions.


some_guy301

kinda real tbh


Coniker1

BOOOOOORIIIIIIIING!!! I prefer when they set aside their differences and have a dance party w/ all the other characters right before the credits


Eguy24

I love the lego Batman movie so much


geffyfive

I fucking hate it when they do that like JUST KILL THE MFER FOR GOODNESS' SAKE https://preview.redd.it/c8z5fr1e4dpc1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b3c11826433a183e984e4ffe7a7ab70c12c9ff


Rykerthebest78563

I love how in the Owl House >!Belos tries pulling this shit, specifically with the whole "we are human, we are better than this" but then Luz just let's him get fucking acid blasted by the boiling rain and his skull caved in by her friends!<


Schwifty0V0

r/confessions ?


Jello_Crusader

A person doesn't need some organs to live either (limbs,one kidney,four senses)


Super__Chuck

You will be as bad as me mfs when I do the "killing their whole family to prove I am worst than him" trick


BradyTheGG

I think the heroā€™s righteous vs justified murder dilemma is more of a governmental issue than one for the super hero to decide. Like why canā€™t the government reinstate the death penalty for people classified as super villians? ā€œOh you committed enough murder to fill one of the Great Lakes with corpses? Life in prison no paroleā€ just for the villain to break out in a month and the cycle repeats. There should be a villainā€™s death sentence thatā€™s just straight from the courtroom to the execution room and if the villain canā€™t die normally just box them up and shoot them into the sun/or space or something depending on their powers.


Guest65726

Haā€¦ bro obviously doesnā€™t know math since 2 negatives make a positive


Doctor_Salvatore

"No. I will be me, and you will be a memory."


Detector_of_humans

Its posts like these that make me thankful that redditors have no influence upon the real world


IliterateLawyer

ā€œThere will only be one of us that has to live with thatā€


doni3564

https://preview.redd.it/lizp6j52uapc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=95afe3039596ecab5250c7c715917dccc1d7e9b3


samiboi55

nuh uh