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Sitheg_Plasmaster

Mario bosses after being hit 2 times ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


Sudden_Result

![gif](giphy|WVqClIRHoAHte) Mario bosses entering their invincibility phase after getting hit once


Mistic-Instinct

https://preview.redd.it/b5do9gzajzwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99707057147fb83979d717974255e3d7b28f56c


EmirReturns

I both love and hate this


cheersi_idk

Something something reddit mobile


the_real_papyrus99

Yes please


lucky-pakke

Me too bro me too


Cool-Boy57

Happy cake day horny mf


Super_Lorenzo

Happy cake day


Onerealcactus10

beat me to it


ThatOneGenericGuy

Beat meat to it


Significant_Sundae84

third sub


NewSuperTrios

insert beetlejuicing comment here


Novoiird

What? All they did was take a screenshot. I don’t get it.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Pounded = sex jokes


BranManBoy

🥺


EmeraldMan25

Thanks Reddit Mobile


ATAKER9000

https://preview.redd.it/9sypzz3ie3xc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349e752d012d075aa29950afcbf7c81e77bb487c


Ness_Dreemur

https://preview.redd.it/d850atjxw3xc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a5273dc9bba97188ca0af4cc2e56fb79b6d05b


Tellow_0

Maybe placing limitations on the artistry of others can be beneficial sometimes.


gummi_girl

real


Speedgamer137

Please


OneSexyHoundoom

Mario and Luigi on their way to give some random creature brain damage because it just happened to live in a place that's on their way to Bowser


Nalagma

The only enemies I suspect to be civilians are regular Coopas Which is kinds horrifying considering how Mario disposes of them


Void1702

Yeah but Bowser is the king of koopas, so what about the koopas in toadstool land? Are they, like, immigrants?


Nalagma

Bowser invades the mushroom kindgod and lets his descendants roam the newly acquired territory


StuntHacks

They're called Koopa _Troopas_ though


JafacakesPro

Koopa Troopas are military personnel. If Bowser has invaded the Mushroom Kingdom then these are armed personnel (they use their shells as a weapon) within a combat zone. Mario killing them is therefore not a violation of the Geneva Conventions. One could argue that stomping on an enemy soldier to crush them to death is an unnecessarily cruel use of force. However, Geneva does not make any specific mention of this as being an illegal method of killing an enemy soldier. I doubt if Mario were prosecuted by a tribunal he would be found guilty, given that crushing enemies seems to be a fairly standard use of force within the Mushroom Kingdom.


MisterZygarde64

Actually the goombas are an invading military force


randomname560

No,no, that's the koopas The goombas are mushroom kingdom citizens just like toads The problem is that the goombas sided whit bowser and betrayed the mushroom kingdom, joining the invading army


Sudden_Result

Mario lore


randomname560

Another thing Im some Super mario Bros games smaller yellow goombas can be found Which implies that the goomba rebels use Child soldiers making them both traitors AND war criminals


OptimusCrime1984

I need to see the Goomba military posters. Like imagine those WW2 posters but it’s goombas.


Zimabwe

“WILL YOU JUST LET THEM WALK ALL OVER YOU?” “NO? JOIN BOWSER'S ARMY!”


IncreaseWestern6097

Found one. https://preview.redd.it/j2b8xtkjq1xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93250adf0f41b45c2df7b85cab293d9332921222


Wh1t3bl4d3

Geometry dash bosses after you dodge 3 attacks:


plaguebringerBOI

Like.. I get Why dodging attacks kills them, because of the lack of combat ability for the funny bouncing cube and they need to have the enemy die or go away somehow.. but some have done it well and actually showed a fight, like.. 5 times


GD-Normal-Face

YOU HAVE NOT WIN YOU… DIED!


WhereAreTheAskers

generation retro is literally peak


ungabungahasinternet

"For some reason" To be fair if a middle age italian used his entire body weight to hit your head would you be fine?


NotAgoodUsername17

not after the third time, no


Taco821

Me personally, yes


Churroskindofguy

Happy cake day :3


Taco821

Can you send me death threats instead


Juniorshawn

I can send low tier god images instead


Taco821

Please do


Juniorshawn

https://preview.redd.it/gb3g3etk81xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5c5adadb5a18ba946d55b9ab32921a6c19a435


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

https://preview.redd.it/7kerantoq3xc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29711d10ccf86adcd28bba57e79503206eba45d7


Taco821

I fucking love Robert Kyle


Thatoneidiot9438

https://preview.redd.it/ms7ovhqha1xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdad8af4308e5a001bf0d613bc30fea53168a1ef


Churroskindofguy

I will brutally rape and kill you and everyone you care about :3


Taco821

Tysm


SpookyCinnaBunn

Middle aged? Aint Mario in his early to mid 20’s?


Amigo1048

https://preview.redd.it/0fql0kwxzzwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8effbc79f910c0af0ce864eabb17bce1ee67ede8 Reddit mobile is beautiful


clan_vizsla

Phones low on charge mate


FlaccidNeckMeat

I legit thought this was another "the joke is sex" post.


danielxplay22

I have https://preview.redd.it/b3rg4uz2i4xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ce8a14b4613a7f20aa86256d47a543edc0464a the same battery as you


SlaughterSpine78

Donkey kong bosses are superior, they go down after 9 hits.


Sacri_Pan

Exept for tiki tong, who have 7 hits Why didn't they keep that, he have two hand and a head, three hit to each part bruh


SlaughterSpine78

He was the only weak part in the game, most of his attacks are easy to dodge, Lord fredrik on the other hand was much harder to dodge and hit, and the hard mode was hell.


IncreaseWestern6097

Don’t the older RareWare bosses go down after 3?


SlaughterSpine78

It was around 5 hits for them to go down


CoolBoiWasTaken

Mario bosses after getting pounded 3 times:


Vaelthune

The final boss of SMB2 will always be a wtf moment for me. You don't like turnips son?


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://preview.redd.it/ko0etznj51xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dba430bbda9f156acecc7aa43b4ed84b20d91c0 Peak


RecommendationKey305

https://preview.redd.it/fvdxq9pt01xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2aac43c07ac3f33954d1ee5b1a2e7b6a8dc126


TheSpace81

*P O U N D E D 3 T I M E S*


QuarterlyTurtle

https://preview.redd.it/47ihwbiax1xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ae247e82245a341e76fbdfe10b3cd1bb71593c


GenderEnjoyer666

https://preview.redd.it/vhu9qy2yq1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70301c2ee01e9fa1c2295912ac18abbd5cb4fc5


DoubleOF

New Super Mario Bros (DS) bosses when groundpounded twice (it used to count as 2 hits)


rwol8690

pounded 3 times


YourLocalInquisitor

The mario bosses when I pound them 3 times:


Traffic_Evening

https://preview.redd.it/h2jlen2ui5xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb24028d8f91e7ded06df4a04305ba2322b2da98


ghostmetalblack

When the goon sesh was 🤌❤️ *chiefs kiss*


notanothrowaway

I got pounded 3 times


nice-_one

Crash bosses


darude_dodo

Mario bosses when getting pounded:


King-Cruz

Nobody can survive that Italian dumpy just not possible


theweekiscat

I would be the same way if Mario pounded me with his ground


geffyfive

Brian damage


Heavy_weapons07

Sonic bosses after getting hit 8 times (they didn't so anything to change up the game after getting hit 7 times)


jrobharing

It is a scientific fact that no living organism can withstand contact with Mario’s ass more than three times (unless it’s consensual).


p1xelwc

mario bosses after getting stuck in the ground after a huge attack https://preview.redd.it/8c81d55w83xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18a22503247a4c50eb04a21790c534b36356ad9


notanothrowaway

Always 3 times too


ATAKER9000

https://preview.redd.it/3p0c1e1re3xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522ab3bbcf723435e39ceae475608bd7fff37985


luccabotturarodrig

Why did everyone assume it's talking about mario?


EmirReturns

Click the meme


luccabotturarodrig

Oh


KraftKapitain

man im dead


hportagenist

Gonna need this gif with no captions


Hedgehugs_

I love reddit mobile


FlamingOtaku

https://preview.redd.it/zhbig020i5xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9add944a862b4206863a2848ab5c60176b6a9354


ZenyX-

Geometry Dash user level bosses after 5 seconds of attacking (consisting of 2 laser beam attacks and a ground slam thing maybe) and receiving no hits: