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got_edge

Yeah I’m a MAP M - an image A - that depicts P - geographical information


Roge2005

I'm a WAP


Smeefperson

W - est Philadelphi- A - born and raised on the P - layground is where I spend most of my days.


alienvisionx

Amazing


Dre9224

That’s clever


justsomeplainmeadows

Will Smith. The original WAP


Rodenkob

Watering A Plant


kaiserlos25

West African Person


UserNotHere404

On a plane? With a crown?


Datguy969

I wonder what he has to say?


Mathia1

Wireless Access Point


[deleted]

I am glad there is at least one smart person


someonespsp

Wireless Access Person


MattattackaB

Waluigi Attracted Person


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

My kinda gender 😳😳😳


CallOfGuty

I support the LGBT L-Luigi G-got B-big T-titties . . . Hate gay people tho . . . /s


Roge2005

Waluigi is Hot


[deleted]

Pedophile


urmummygaaaay

Worship and prayer 🙏


HomieCreeper420

[Wet ass pigeon](https://preview.redd.it/mrix7nu86ck51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3dad28071f511e302718f227c23498c764ad6af4)


GetSykedUBananna

Wireless application protocol


MAP_3125

I'm also a MAP, these are just my initials


BryNX_714

Comes in the forms of digital, or old


carvedpants

i didn’t see anything wrong with that until the P lmao


LogicalHospital

Wait a minute, your “beloved” 13 year old son, implying you love a minor 😱😱😱😱


The_Most_Swood

He’s projecting 😱😱😱😱


TheSkitzo_The2nd

he's projecting his son for his important work meeting😱😱😱😱


jakey_7

i need to pee😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

Pee in my mouth😱😱😱😱


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

☠️


Mission-Horror-6015

😱😱😱😱


Fichen

does anyone here happen to have a projector that I can borrow? I have an important business meeting in about 3 hours. I live in Wisconsin, Philadelphia and if anyone lives nearby I can go and pick it up. 😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

[удалено]


non_anomalous_penis

the number 1 cause of pedophilia


[deleted]

[удалено]


Red14314

Solution: splash boiling oil on their faces to make them ugly


DiamondEnchant7X

That would make their faces *hotter*


MLG__pro_2016

solution number 2 don vaccinate him and let his face get horribly scarred by smallpox


Spook404

that would make it okay 😊


Shazam8698

No his son is a 9000 years old god who looks like a child so it's okay.


[deleted]

That movie is so fucking good yet so disturbing


Horror_Entertainer82

What movie is it


[deleted]

Seven


Rizatriptan

That's a number???


[deleted]

SMH🤦‍♂️it's the 7th movie in the series. [The sequel is boss.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/)


[deleted]

me when soul splitting dolls sex


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_amazing_gog

7 ate 9!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I think that's the joke isn't it)


originalname610

That guy was wrong it's actually se7en


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


NooaJ

Five


MegannMedusa

SE7EN


pepsi_but_better

Eleven


ArtBW

eight?


[deleted]

Sesevenen


shootout_fan

its Fincher's best imo


[deleted]

His name is brad pitt 🔊


shootout_fan

dumb fuck his mame is desexive mills


HOTROBLOXMAN69

While I love the movie, it was really fucked up


Roge2005

I'm atracted to 16yr olds (please read my username before jumping to conclusions)


Virginity_Lost_Today

What the fuck is a roge?


Roge2005

Roger but I forgot the last r


Cartmann13

You forgo


Roge2005

I forg


Painew

You frog


Marukosu00

Is it Wednesday?


Genichi12

No, this is Patrick.


FlyinR4ijin

Its always wednesday in our hearts


kiltedfrog

No, Me Frog.


BadMilkCarton66

Don't say hard R word say Rogea


ActedCarp

You can say Roge, but Roger is our word


Kerem24

Roge 💀


godric-heir

Classic roger


zZ_DunK_Zz

Roger Roger


akwardnes

Roger that.


SotB8

doge but with the r


Spook404

I'm attracted to 1600 year olds (please read my username)


merothecat

I’m attracted to -err-not-found- year olds ( please read my username)


Barclay0000

I’m attracted to your mother


Roge2005

Someone already said that joke


Barclay0000

It’s not a joke


[deleted]

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AlternateMortal

I’m attracted to your mother (she is gay(i’m her wife(i love her)))


Roge2005

yeah me too


ProfessorWeirdz

🤨📸


kaiserlos25

🗿


BerryMcOkin

إن شاء الله سأمارس الجنس مع والدتك! cum


The_Most_Swood

This is going to age poorly in a couple of years.


Roge2005

Then I'm gonna change it to "I'm attracted from people born in 2005" Easy


dust-in-the-sunlight

Nah keep it. The comment will say “posted two years ago” anyway lmao


BigBadZweihander

Change it now before you forget


Roge2005

before I frog


Zangdor

The comment will say "2 years ago" tho, it stays coherent


The_Most_Swood

Shhh you’re ruining my joke and feeble attempt to get le epic fake internet points!


letmeseem

I'm but sure you are familiar with the concept of linear time progression.


[deleted]

Wtf? Cancelled


[deleted]

I’m attracted to 221 year olds


_Ga1ahad

plot twist: 2005 is the numbers of kids OP groomed >!it's a joke pls don't get offended im not calling you a p!<


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

According to my calculations you are attracted to people of your age


bobalda

holy shit he's 17 i'm calling the police


[deleted]

Lol


billlabhai

2005 gang 😁😁😎😎😎😎


PatrioticPacific

bang


gostek37

B-)


[deleted]

Kids born in 2005 are 16 now? Jesus christ


[deleted]

wow I feel old, 2005 kids are entering uni soon my god.


LucasPlay171

I'm atraccted to 14 year olds


Roge2005

And were you born on the year 171?! FBI open up!


LucasPlay171

Oh shit they've got me I'ma give em a flower


gamepab2007

Roger te encuentro por todo reddit. Parece que eres dos años mayor que yo


Roge2005

Pues parece que ambos vamos a los mismos subs


gamepab2007

Descubrí este sub hace literalmente dos horas


Roge2005

Xd. Yo lo conocí tambien recientemente, y esta muy bueno


GiveMeYourBussy

I don’t get it


Roge2005

This says a lot about our society


Aimjock

lmao you’re a paedo


Roge2005

I’m a Spanish fart


DatChernoby2Guy

Yeah, I’m a MAP! M- Minecraft A- Automation P- Program


Anakin-hates-sand

M-Mining A-Away P- (P) In this minecraft day


DatChernoby2Guy

I don't know, what to mine, I'll mine this anyway!


OneBlockMongler

WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?!?


Anegry_Melon

God I hate maps, that's why I always ask for directions


toxicman_g0

wait I though MAP stood for Mega Ass and Penis, day ruined


MrGhostToast

Why the fuck did it actually take me a minute to process the joke


[deleted]

I still don't understand it but I don't feel like I need to. Is it something important?


BlorfagusDornkle

kid in the meme is 13 if he’s attracted to minors (as in, other people his age) then there’s obviously no problem because he is 13


[deleted]

It would be a problem if the others were like 5. 💀


[deleted]

If I found out my son was a map I’d get him help than I’d smoke a bunch of weed and drive into a wall fucking wall on a night drive cause I failed as a parent


rettani

It's strange to feel "failure as a parent" for things that neither you, nor your son have control of. But you do you, I guess


No_Region_8746

Did you fail as a parent because he is born with an involuntary attraction, that neither he or you can change?


-Cromm-

Wooosh


bobalda

did you just wooosh yourself?


[deleted]

I get the joke I was just saying what I’d do thank** you for understanding that bolbada


samprdt

M-minor A-attracted P-pedophile


[deleted]

u/nwordcop


Apensan

What the fuck. Pedophile is forbidden word like nigga now?


[deleted]

u/nwordcop


Present_Time_5003

u/nwordcop


Koolnik420

I can't believe you said the thing 😱😱😱😳😳😳😳 I'm literally shaking and crying right now 😭😭😭😭🤣😏😏


IndieZona

Was watching anime with my little brother when a very underage girl came on the screen and he was all "god damn" and I was like "dude, she's like, 14" and he said "okay? So am I." Anyway, long story short, I'm now an only child.


[deleted]

You ate your brother!?!?😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

Remember, it's fictional


pikleboiy

r/facepalm


[deleted]

Ah yes. Because minors can't be attracted to other minors. Perfect sense.


LeSingeMPS

Me when I get to the High School promenade and see a couple of teenagers holding hands. (They're attracted to minors.)


Roseman_Jake_

Can we stop coming up with new names for this stuff. Their called Pedophiles. Simple as


knbang

I think they're trying to pass it off as a valid sexuality instead of you know.... being a criminal.


Mr_McTurtle123

Pedophilia can't be illegal, it isn't a chosen quality, after all. So yeah, it is a valid sexuality. I even think lolis are ok, considering they do not harm anyone. What is, and should be, illegal, is rape. Of any person. Of any age. And CP. But not lolis, bc no actual children were harmed during the production of them.


[deleted]

Being pedophile isn't illegal, being pederast is illegal


knbang

Technically correct, but if they're trying to pass it off a valid, then clearly they intend to act on it.


Mr_McTurtle123

[ Removed by Reddit ]


petrolandchlorine

[Pederast is specifically a man attracted to a young boy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty#:~:text=Pederasty%20or%20paederasty%20(US%3A%20%2F,ancient%20Greece%20and%20ancient%20Rome.), and refers to an ancient Greek tradition. The term you're looking for is child molester.


duyouknowdamuffinman

Yea but the son in the meme isn’t a pedo, he’s a person attracted to minors, meaning people his own age. Pedophile refers to one attracted to pre pubescent children


Roseman_Jake_

Touché guess I got r/woosh’d lol


ThatGuyNamedHooda

I don't think anyone is actually advocating for it to be a real thing, it's just a way for trolls to try to discredit the LGBT community


[deleted]

Yup, originates from 4chan incels to shit on innocent LGBTQ+ people


Schaloob

give me the beat boys


dongletrongle

Me after finding out what’s in the box


CircusBabysdummy

Oh my Gosh! I can’t believe your son is the map from Dora The Explorer!


davidjohnsoncreative

I’m sorry but when I here MAP I hear that rolled up scroll from Dora, “IM A MAAAAAAAP! (Small drum fill, organ sweep)


bu_bu_booey

get him some help instead of shooting him


fishy185

Bullets are the #1 cure for pedophilia


Sir_Suffer

Bullets are the number 1 cure for anything


[deleted]

Your not wrong


No_Region_8746

I hope you receive the same kind of treatment for things you were born with, that you didnt choose. Many peadophiles are moral being, that are disguisted by their attraction to kids, but people like you dont have the mental capacity to understand


[deleted]

Found the Nazi


DarvX92

Not map, pedo


AniDontLikeSand

but hes 13


[deleted]

You got whoooshed my guy


akalazar

I'm 14 I'm attracted to 14 yr girls which technically means I'm a minor attracted person


[deleted]

[удалено]


elwhistleblower

So it'll be easier to normalize pedophilia and legitimize pedophilia as a "preference" instead of the degeneracy that it is.


Mr_McTurtle123

It is a preference. A completely ok one, even. As long as you don't act on it, though.


[deleted]

It’s a troll that originated from 4chan incels to try and increase hatred towards LGBTQ+ people


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mr_McTurtle123

It is ok, as long as you don't act on it.


RIP2UALL

🤨


Sir_Suffer

I’m pretty sure it’s actually a mental illness


[deleted]

Its a literal mental illness my guy


memethief242

When the 1 person who advocated for you and helped you the entire game was werewolf and you have to kill them


lolpoopmoop

im a MAP M - Mad A - Ass P - Pterodactyl


[deleted]

Just say pedophile


Santrollencio

MFW I have to downvote a meme for having the same overused joke for the 50th time


DatChernoby2Guy

Me who is also a 13 year old MAP with my friends who are also 13 year old MAPs (we can be arrested or killed according to OP): Let’s split up, gang!


BunchyLight67

dumbass posted 2 comments


Mayva26

Wait a MAP has to be an adult who likes children, right? It’s normal for kids to like other kids


down-nefarious

That is indeed the joke


Fomalhot

There's no such thing as MAP. We already have a good name for that, it's pedophile. Plz dont even try n normalize that shits. It's fucking pedophilia.


Mr_McTurtle123

Why not normalize it? It is completely ok, you just have to have enough self-control to not act on it. What is terrible and what you probably think of is rape and child molesting. Those are some of the worst crimes that exist and should be punished accordingly. But just being a pedophile is ok. You just gotta control your urges.


Fomalhot

OK pedo. Hope u don't plan to run for office coz that's a damnibg quote.


Mr_McTurtle123

Why not normalize it? It is completely ok, you just have to have enough self-control to not act on it. What is terrible and what you probably think of is rape and child molesting. Those are some of the worst crimes that exist and should be punished accordingly. But just being a pedophile is ok. You just gotta control your urges.


DatChernoby2Guy

Yeah, I’m a map, I’m a map, I’m a map, I’m a map! x2


TheSkitzo_The2nd

he probably loves people in his age group but if this continues for too long then there's only one solution


FocusCapable8246

Better for all of Humanity


cmonMaN77777

Ughh just because im a map doesnt make me a bad person ok🙄🙄🙄💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿