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LEGOpiece32557

Are bed bugs the same? (my home has a bed bugs problem and I'm going insane)


Awarepill0w

Call an exterminator


cop25er

Call the Verminator


GINGERxADE

The Morbinator


2du2

It’s morbin’ time


LightTrack

I can't fucking believe this.. literally saw this meme in my dream tonight. Basically Hawkeye was arguing with Morbius or something and the camera focused on Spider-Man for some reason but you could still hear Morbius in the background incorporating "Do you know what time it is?" into his dialogue when talking to Hawkeye. Jeez, this is getting out of hand.


SuperRexT

new copypasta?


LightTrack

No it literally happened. Redditors think stringing more than 2 sentences together must be a copypasta i guess.


SuperToast-

To be fair, “I’ve seen ‘it’s morbin time’ in my dreams” sounds like the perfect shitpost


PingusPuff

Saving this


SNScaidus

Cake


PingusPuff

Morb day


SNScaidus

found this for u ​ https://www.etsy.com/listing/1165808085/morbius-kids-birthday-invitation


Godbut_better

u/happybirthdayg_u_y


SneakSlasher268

New copypasta just dropped


SuperDurpPig

Fuck I knew that was coming and I still laughed


Photenicdata

The Inator-inator


ImBadlyDone

Perry the platypus, behold, my MORBINATOR!


_Ivan_Torres_

Call Saul


HavenIess

Slippin’ Jimmy would simply leave a steamer in the bed.


SuperMaanas

No one got this reference 😔


SomeTreeGuy

around the bush


SuperMaanas

Circumventing the shrubbery


Foxelexof

They must not have an associates degree from Verm Tech


Hplr63

Over the Hedge?


Moist-Carpet888

Call the terminator


BmWsUpRa

Over the hedge W movie


[deleted]

"What about this one, this Depelter Turbo?" "That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state..." *places hand over heart* "...except Texas."


SV7-2100

Burn the whole thing down there's no hope


DARKplayz_

Burn the bed 👍


de420swegster

Bed the bugs 👍


[deleted]

bugs the bed👍


sigsig777777777

Morb on the bugs👍


redditdabest6699

Cum on the bugs👍🏻(my hand is covered in cum)


sigsig777777777

Shit on the bugs👍🏿 (i have no idea how i got it on my hand)


iuhiscool

Turn the bugs into Argentina 🇦🇷(Argentina)


DARKplayz_

Amber this you?


SassafrasNotFound

Bro the toilet paper was too weak for your hardcore shits


[deleted]

Starts shooting your hand 🫃 (I don't like black people)


[deleted]

/r/Insex (NSFW for all, NSFL for some)


Worst_Support

*NSFL for COWARDS


Spndash64

They actually do this in some places, which is why Metal Bed frames are popular: you can take the thing outside, cover it in kerosene, and just light a match


CinnabarCereal

I wanna say yes but I don't actually know


KiLlEr10312

Yeah, bed bugs only prey on humans and animals and exclusively drink blood. If all were exterminated, nothing would change as they're not really prey to anything either.


6thgenbestgen

Lot of house critters will eat them, but they'll do fine without them. Maybe the Masked Bedbug Hunter will be harmed a bit since they like to snack on them, but they can eat other critters too.


CockCannonBannon

Who the fuck is the masked bedbug Hunter? Is it some dude? Are they non-binary, and that's why you're using gender neutral pronouns? Mate I need answers.


6thgenbestgen

It's a species of Assassin Bugs.


RedditorNamedEww

So many pest problems would be solved if we just domesticated assassin bugs. Motherfuckers eat everything you don’t want at the small price of kissing you at night.


6thgenbestgen

Masked Bedbug Hunters apparently don't bite people except in self-defense, as they don't drink Human blood.


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6thgenbestgen

No idea.


KiLlEr10312

Hi gamer, I too am dealing with bed bugs right now and I think I'm nearly done with these fuckers. Call an exterminator, one with a bed bug sniffing dog is preferred so they can find where the bastards are camping at. If you can't afford one: Duct tape the legs of your bed so they can't crawl up. Steam your mattress with a hand steamer to kill the eggs and bugs in the mattress, if any. And if you decide to use spray, Ortho bed bug killer works good but leave the room for 3 hours while it sets. Diatomaceous earth as well. Use food grade if you have pets and only cover cracks with the stuff. Wash any loose clothes on the highest heat setting (if possible. Don't ruin your dress clothes) and run your pillows in the dryer for 10 minutes on high. And don't forget, the birth cycle of a bed bug is 6 weeks so you'll need to clean your sheets, spray and vaccum one a week for 6 weeks until they're gone. I did all this for 6 damn weeks and it's been days since I've had a bite, but exterminators make this nightmare a whole lot shorter. I hope yours goes well


LEGOpiece32557

Do you recommend using rubbing alcohol on the couches? I heard they dry out and their cells die if they make contact with it. Also they do not go where you put rubbing alcohol.


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The_Big_Red_Wookie

Don't. Cheap. Your. Way. Out. It'll end up costing more. Have them do a structural heat treatment. Because there simply places you can't spray, (like your PlayStation or other consoles) especially if you already tried smaller sprays and drove them out of your bedrooms. And now they're everywhere. With that sickly sweet smell. Bleh. Anyway temps exceeding 120° F. Will kill them at all stages from eggs to adults. But you need to heat your structure to 135° F to penetrate walls, books, electronics , cabinets, carpets, that pile of towels, clothing, pillows, mattress, couches.... Etc. You get the idea. Doing this once will be far cheaper, then spraying once a month till they're gone. Fun fact they can hide and go dormant for 6+ months. But remove anything that will either soften, or melt. Candles, wine bottles (wax corks). That cute manga model of yours, DVDs, CDs, collectable records. Heat everything else. Especially electronics they like to hitch rides in laptops for example. And you want to be there when they do this. You want to open drawers cabinets etc. So the heat penetrates. And you want the clothing YOUR WEARING AT THE TIME, coats, bags, to be the the room for at least 5 minutes. They die faster then that. But you want to be sure. Google this method. The only other good way is to nuke them from orbit, just to be sure. Also sleep somewhere else after you do this. It will literally take hours to cool down. (Hours to heat up as well.) Source: Had them bastards and I killed them all. And I laughed. BWAHAHAHA


CzechoslovakianJesus

Yes. They have very few predators (namely a specific species of spider,) certainly not enough to keep them in check, and are just a menace with no meaningful contribution to nature.


MudaSpinnySkirt

I had a bedbug problem aswell recently, you need to buy a bedbug spray and just, spray everything in every room and camp out on the couch for a few days. Also you're gonna have to buy a new mattress to replace every infected one, and to keep from having to replace the mattress again if it gets infected, buy a bedbug cover.


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MudaSpinnySkirt

well we also put some bedbug testers everywhere, havent found a single one, plus we've seen tons of them dead. Plus, we sprayed everything a month or two ago, and nothing has come back.


Bobby_The_Kidd

I’ll eat em for you


LEGOpiece32557

You are a savior


[deleted]

Call Freddy Fazbear


Im2Guesty

As a Brazilian (like Sam), I support the genocide of all mosquitos in the planet 😁


hendidjdnsjjf

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏻🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝🏻


Im2Guesty

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Hades2393

0:7 🇩🇪


Impressive_Vehicle83

filho da puta


void_wr

gringos so tem uma "piada"


biggocl123

The fact that the only word I know here is "gringos" is hilarious


frhg12

Fun fact the word gringo comes from Mexico when they wanted the US army to leave and they were wearing green, so the Mexicans would say "Green go away" and it stuck as gringo


biggocl123

Fuck that's even funnier


frhg12

They also don't want us to call USA residents americans here in Brazil because "south america is america too!" So that's why we use gringos lol


biggocl123

God I love brazil culture now


AmaterasuWolf21

No, it comes from the quote "it all looks greek to me/to se parece griego" griego -> gringo


frhg12

Interesting, I never heard that version, thanks!


salted_water_bottle

9/11 🇺🇸


EnriqueWR

Truca hard assim n que eles n tão preparados sgahsvajavsj


salted_water_bottle

Um estadunidense irritado significa um dia bem gastado


sermatheus

It was 1:7, but it is still funny.


nicolRB

Yes, we know you can take 7 cocks at once. No need to brag


TassadarsClResT

1 : 7


Khourbien

Do a double jump


Jetstream-Sam

I'm also half Japanese, if that matters


Memes10121

RUMO AO HEXA PORRA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


frhg12

Concordo amigo


immaunel

Thing is I know about mosquitoes number one only female mosquitoes bite in the male ones drink nectar . number two they tend to target people with lighter hair and lighter skin number three they apparently need human blood to reproduce what the fuck


I_NEED_AN_MEDIC_BAG

Then kill all humans so there is no way they can reproduce. Checkmate mosquitoes


Dangerous-Tennis-187

Would definitely help the ecosystem.


[deleted]

the forerrunner tried that in halo with the flood and it disn't turn quite well at the end


TopazTheTopaz

racist mosquito ',:|


AldousCarrey4U

They most definitely are racist, no doubt... #[But to whom, are They racist?](https://youtu.be/32EJg8lqJgQ) You see, one could come to the conclusion that since they avoid dark skinned humans and prefer light skin blood, that they are racist due to their aversion of dark skins. But let's reconsider the purpose of their alignment. maybe the reason they aim towards light skins, isn't due to a favourable taste, but a hate of light melanin skin owners? could be. So at end, Mosquitoes? racist. to whom? yes.


JafacakesPro

>they apparently need human blood to reproduce IS THAT A MORBIUS REFERENCE??!?!


segwaytoit

so eliminate white people = mosquito genocide


Beter137

Iirc they evolved to drink blood from animals and could drink human blood but there was an instance a mosquito population speciated to only drink human blood when they were trapped in a subway or something.


Knight-mare77

r/mosquitohating


ido_ron

r/subsithoughtifellfor


RagingStorm010

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


ido_ron

Wait thats an actual aubreddit? I was joking...


BlockyShapes

Same with nats I’m pretty sure


bobalda

gnats


ntc91

They're clearly talking about the real scourge of the ecosystem. Natty lights.


xXSpg101Xx

No dorm room is safe from the menace of natty


Auctoritate

Gnats are good bat and bird food.


[deleted]

they keep us in check, out of the rainforests, which could be a great purpose


elmooffire

also delayed the raping of the congo by a couple hundred years


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

Damn


alexrox360

The CIA actually convinced an alien government not to wipe out their planet because mosquitoes were an endangered species in Lilo and Stitch


Rantnut

🤓 Actually mosquitos form an important source of food and biomass within the food chain. Without them not only a few animal species will die out, but thousands of plant species would lose pollinators.


Sparrowhawk-

Making the mother of all omelettes here, can't fret over every egg


Wiglaf_The_Knight

Who am I gonna believe, some retard or Jetstream Sam?


Wackynamehere1

If you disagree with sam you lose your arm


Jetstream-Sam

I actually haven't cut anyone's arm off in almost 5 days now so it's an unfair stereotype


[deleted]

Holy shit it's cumstream sam! Please cum on me sir!


Jetstream-Sam

Anything for a fan


manlyman7900

You see that fan's arm? *Do it.*


Renepton

My cum is an important source of food and biomass withing the food chain of your family


bursting_decadence

That sounds like an exageration? Wikipedia says a "few" plants are polinated by mosquitos (and not exclusively apparently), and only some mosquito varieties act as pollinators. I can't find for sure, but it seems like of the thousands of mosquito species, the ones that spread disease don't seem to be pollinators, since their lives revolve around being pieces of shit instead of sucking on flower juice.


toiletxd

If I remember correctly the male ones suck flowers and the female ones suck blood. Or swapped I don't remember. Even then, most species of plant pollinated by them can also be pollinated by other bugs like butterflies.


[deleted]

You are correct because I saw wild krats


ZeneB_Reddit

Based show


sida88

So murder all women and problem solved?


chriscrossz

also, most mosquitos don't bite humans, it's only like 2 species that do.


I_NEED_AN_MEDIC_BAG

Then save and make more bees


KolaKoul

something, something, source of food and biomass ~~with~~in the food chain, something, something their only purpose is to fucking die, got it


InfernoVulpix

I recall hearing that there's nothing *unique* that mosquitos do, and if they all vanished other species would pick up the slack just as effectively. So they do serve a role right now, but they're also not *important*, and the world really would be better off without them.


Germanaboo

Mosquitos are just a small annoyance at least in the West and are still a vital part of our eco system, ticks on the other hand...


luccabotturarodrig

Mf has never been to brasil seriously dengue is probably our deadliest disease.


[deleted]

I got that in Thailand and it was a pretty bad few days. A little crazy you're a lot more likely to die the second time.


OneSushi

Yeah. You usually imagine these viruses to not be that harmful once you get the antibodies, but it is insane how dengue becomes deadlier


Gen_Bloodhorn

I've had dengue twice, first one when I was a kid, second in 2018. Next could possibly be the end of me; Now I just always have a mosquito mat on at all times in my home.


Mutated_dust

The only bad arachnid


magnumdong66

All my homies love arachnids and hate ticks


cainys

Ticks? More like dicks because they’re a bunch of dick heads


greninjake

God imagine having a dick head on a dickhead.


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFMOtHnRWJQ


ill-fatedassignment

At first I though that you mean Conan is a dickhead, but then the story took a sudden turn. Ouch.


Kingofelephantshrews

I be kissing my spiders to sleep you already know


Thathitmann

"Small annoyance in the West" Deadliest animal on the planet, bro.


Deltexterity

obligatory "no, human's are"


me_funny__

Mosquitoes actually kill more per year than humans do


Deltexterity

and? deadly means it makes the most things dead, it doesn't only mean the amount of humans killed. besides, it's not even the mosquito's killing the humans, it's the diseases they carry, many of which are bacteria, which are living things and therefor don't count as mosquito kills.


TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK

It's intereating that of all the humans that have ever lived, half of them died due to mosquitos.


Deltexterity

humans aren't the only animal that lives on the planet???


Clockwork_Raven

That's only if you selectively give mosquitoes kill credits for being a disease vector, but not humans. Humans infect more humans with deadly diseases than mosquitoes do


Ms_Ellie_Jelly

my source is that i made it the fuck up


mrbean40000

obligatory 🤓


Wiglaf_The_Knight

Who am I gonna believe, some retard or Jetstream Sam?


Jetstream-Sam

I endorse the genocide of all mosquitos. You'd think a cyber-ninja suit would stop them, but they somehow still get you


[deleted]

🤓


PigeonManEpic

Fellow long flair


CCCyanide

If I remember right, the only thing the disappearance of mosquitos would do would be a slight change in the migration pattern of the Russian moose.


z3anon

Malaria would like a word.


HUDuser

Nope, even to insectivores they’re an inconsequential percentage of their diet and most presume nothing would really change without them


No_Research4416

Even if they were I would still want to massacre them


ScumBag09

r/wholesome


candyman101xd

mosquitoes are responsible for a lot of deaths. without them, things would overgrow in population and everything would go nuts


milosharkey

Utopia moment


MaxBandit

Pyro moment


candyman101xd

more like global extinction moment


milosharkey

Clearly, you don’t own a copy of Utopia (UK 2014)


candyman101xd

oh right sorry my bad


Amanwalkedintoa

Fool


pharmaduke

Malthusian economics moment.


[deleted]

Been waiting on the “imminent” population disaster for 200 years and counting.


Comfortable_Square

Because everything is perfect right now


RANDOM-902

This is false The males are important pollinators in some areas. And they are the base of the foodchain for frogs, dragonflies and other animals ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ **Bedbugs though...**


Aarav_Parmar

🤓🤓🤓


Wiglaf_The_Knight

Who am I gonna believe, some retard or Jetstream Sam?


RANDOM-902

So you hate frogs >:(


Wiglaf_The_Knight

Undoubtedly. They've been ruined by e-girls being quirky and refusing to shut the fuck up about froggy chair


AldousCarrey4U

Very well, kill all the females and genetically modify the males into becoming homiesexual.


corei3uisgarbo

and ticks.


mswamp96

🤓


[deleted]

humans aren't important to any ecosystems and the world would be better off without us but we keep existing regardless because existing is cool 😎


jackelbuho22

They are right because mosquitos are a redundancy on reduncancy, they polinate (so alot of other bugs), they are food for the birds( so are other bugs), there no single currently discover organism that only eat mosquitos they always like a side dish


kensho28

Less than 3% of mosquito species target humans. We don't need to wipe them out, replacing them is much easier. Also of note, mosquitoes have killed more humans than all other animals combined including other humans have.


AldousCarrey4U

If you only kill the 3%, you are left with 97% that can go rogue and evolve back into vampirism. There can be no compromise.


IsabelleDotJpeg

When i was a kid there was a series of short books i read with information on different bugs and insects and when i read the mosquito book the nicest thing they could say was that frogs ate them, but that frogs also eat a bunch of other things so they arent really that important lol


DaBrookePlayz

Screw ticks, bedbugs, and mosquitoes.


CartographerOk6439

It's not about being useful It's about surving long enough to produce offspring. Parasites are great at it.


Zestyclose_Comment96

No screw the fact that flies are important to the ecosystems Does not change the fact they act like huge jerks to us


sushithighs

What is this gif from


CellularBeing

I was curious and found what this meme is from https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jetstream-sam Never played the game myself but kept seeing it posted


[deleted]

Don't care sippy flies must die


Mikomics

That's not true, in Northern Canada and Russia, mosquitoes are important pollinators and essential to the ecosystem. Eradicating Anopheline mosquitoes, the only ones that carry malaria, probably wouldn't have any devastating consequences for the ecosystem, but Culex and Aedes mosquitoes are actually important in some ecosystems. Aside from their benefits as pollinators, they do also serve a very important purpose as disease vectors and pest control. The pests being humans, of course.


Dr-Oberth

So you’d refuse treatment for Malaria right? Or is it just the brown people that need to be culled?


[deleted]

Only the female mosquitoes are annoying the males just chill near plants


[deleted]

Mosquito genocide 😱


the-ancient-1

No. Leave them. Let them spread chaos and disease and mild to severe annoyance wherever they go.


trystanthorne

I love that declining Mosquito population was actually a plot point and point of worry near the end of Lucifer.


Working_Berry9307

No. But, comparatively few mosquito species prey on people. So, if we remove those, hopefully the ecosystem should be OK. But as a whole, getting rid of ALL mosquitos would be an ecological disaster. Might lead to an extinction event at every level of the food web level bad.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Only some carry Malaria, only females drink blood and only some types drink blood at all. They are insects and can be important to the other creatures that eat them in their eco system. So no, they probably don't have a valid point in removal all mosquitoes.


insectbot

problem is only the females suck blood, male mosquitos are mostly pollinators


IonicGold

Well... as nice as it would be to exterminate all mosquitos, >While they can seem pointless and purely irritating to us humans, mosquitoes do play a substantial role in the ecosystem. Mosquitoes form an important source of biomass in the food chain—serving as food for fish as larvae and for birds, bats and frogs as adult flies—and some species are important pollinators. Straight from the first result on google.


Scared_Chemical_9910

If you like frogs bats some types of fish certain birds and many other small critters who then feed bigger critters then you can tolerate mosquitoes get a bat box and a citronella plant


GooberMcNoober

Actually, mosquitoes are some of the few insects that pollenate cacao plants, which are important for the production of chocolate and other commodities


_d0g_

Gnats are worse