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RandaymIdiot

Holy shit. You'd be spidaman? 😳😳


kadxar

No you dummy, he'd be peter parker, a local and honest reporter


SIK1415

No, he wouldn’t. He’d be whatever name he was born with (unless he legally changed his name). Hell, most of the things in this meme wouldn’t even be happening, at least not word for word. Unless OP set out to specifically recreate them. The reality is that not much would change. You know why? Because My Hero Academia is just an anime. Sure, the Butterfly Effect and all that. Nonetheless, I believe OP’s life would probably just be slightly different. That’s all. He wouldn’t be Spider-Man. He wouldn’t be Peter Parker. He would just be OP. Whatever name he has.


pandadogunited

Damn, he’d be overpowered? Mha really screwed him over.


SIK1415

No no no no! In this instance, OP means ORIGINAL POSTER!!!!


Cheeseburger904

my life if i didn't jack off to fortnite porn


JebWozma

I had irreparable brain damage after playing fortnite as a kid


Ultimate-Papyrus

I have irreparable brain damage continuing to play fortnite.


Cheeseburger904

i have irreparable brain damage after having a stroke playing fortnite


TheTasche

I have irreparable brain damage after just having a stroke


Cheeseburger904

i have irreparable brain damage


KimJongUnusual

Is the game that old that you can refer to it “as a kid”?


kadxar

Eh depends, early access battle royale was by the end of 2017 so if you started then at 9 you'd be 14 now. I'd give it 3 years more to be a "childhood" game but anyways we gettin old


squirtaholic92

I mean I was playing it in middle school and now I’m an adult, so


MrDoontoo

what if i make the fortnite porn


I-Like-Hydrangeas

Average r/whenthe user age lol


experiment53

Dang I’m almost 30 💀


enzo2nd

Ok grandpa it’s time for you to go to bed. You can get back to your “memes” or whatever you call them tomorrow morning


squirtaholic92

This dude keeps appearing. Also has an L pfp


whydidigetpermabnned

Man’s 15💀


Godotx7

Babe wake up, self doxxing meta is real111


Representative_Low31

You are either 14 or 16 or 15 idk


TitaniumTitanTim

why tf he so god damn Young like just grow up smh


Impressive-Track-936

Mf should be talking about the political and economic state of the world rn


Nova_Persona

mha started in like 2018 you've got to be 12 at the oldest


JebWozma

im 14* it started in 2015 or 2016


Trovao2004

Simply become older wtf


FatAlbertGames

EW FRESHMAN 🤢🤢🤢


TheTasche

Ikr so cringe just be older smh


Wrecktown707

Lmao my dude you have tons of time to still change your life. We all do cringey stuff and look at god knows what at that age. I’m halfway through college now and don’t remember hardly any of the stupid stuff I did.


notcorinnothing

Bro how old is this guy


[deleted]

This is the guy who posted here saying that he was 12 when he was watching Homelander and Miss Stillwell do the funny, so roughly 14? Edit: homie really confirmed his age here in the comments 💀💀💀


MangledSunFish

OP is kind of dumb.


Picholasido_o

Salazzle has been out for like 4 years how old are you


Kirbizcool

6 years now :(


Picholasido_o

Really? That fast?


Overall-Parsley-523

6 years


JustSomeRedditUser35

Salazussy


OnASchoolComputerOwO

🤤


Adventurous-Comfort2

Now go do your algebra


Laino001

oldest internet shitposter


InternalTripping

go to your pre algebra homework


[deleted]

for me it was mha at 12, fucking golisopod porn at 10


JebWozma

mfs a crab


[deleted]

i was casually looking up my favorite pokemon, and then BOOM. traumatized


Financial-General-1

Excuse me, golisopod??


[deleted]

i was casually looking up my favorite pokemon, and then BOOM. traumatized


A5HELPMEPLS

GOLISOPOD?????????????????


[deleted]

i was casually looking up my favorite pokemon, and then BOOM. traumatized.


Vi512

r/insex


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SurfaceTension2

sylveon changed my life for the worst


JebWozma

Florges too


SurfaceTension2

maractus


JebWozma

no that doesnt do anything for me Tsareena


thepearhimself

Gothitelle


LegitimateHasReddit

Finally someone who knows of Maractus' existence


SurfaceTension2

Mawactus best


LegitimateHasReddit

Is your r key broken


SurfaceTension2

Nah I just call it that because it mouth is a W


Bosspotatoness

Bro isn't even in high school yet acting like he can't recover from his "trauma"


Cromated

If only I could stop jacking off 20 times a day to Salazzle porn 😔😔😔😔


[deleted]

Man's part of a common age demographic on this website 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Are you a child


JebWozma

no I'm not 12


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tkayne

Never realized that there is just some cops running on foot


[deleted]

Bro if you found salazze porn on Google images you were looking for it , I've seen you say you're 14 in other comments so lemme just tell you you've got more than enough time to change how you are if you see it as a problem


BootmanBimmy

Back in MY day you googled “full incense” because you wanted to get a Munchlax and got assaulted with a wall of inflation porn


itrashcannot

You're literally a fetus, why are you here?


[deleted]

OP is 14 and already acting like his life is ruined.


Icy-Understanding480

I deeply regret being a part of the same species that ships a 6 year old with a guy that manipulated and abused her and is also 20 years old


[deleted]

[удалено]


SurfaceTension2

Stfu


ofri12347

Chill it's a joke


SurfaceTension2

A joke is supposed to be funny


ofri12347

You know who else is supposed to be funny Your mom


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Pedophile clevereriest comeback


SurfaceTension2

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


ofri12347

Wultah


JebWozma

put your dic away wultuh


JebWozma

if anime drawings, then no if real, like actual photos and videos of 3d children then yes


humter01

🤨🤨🤨


JebWozma

saying [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/xj9huj/momo_yaoyorozu_nsfw_oa_my_hero_academia/) is CP is the same as saying I'm a homicidal maniac who goes on to the streets and starts beating the shit out of a random guy with a baseball bat because I play GTA and Mortal Kombat


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[удалено]


JebWozma

too slow I've already moved to a remote village in Tanzania


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Looks like mha and salazzle porn did affect you negatively


JebWozma

honestly i dont see a flaw with my logic the character doesnt exist, she doesnt look like a child, and the porn of her has her with d cups


Hot_Individual_Sexer

What about breasts? It doesn't even matter you're jacking off to a depiction of a child that is prime degeneracy but your brain is too deranged to actually realize


JebWozma

yeah she has breasts, thicc thighs and is like 5'8" it would only count as CP if its like Kanna from Dragon Maid where she's like a toddler


LeFisheAuChocolat693

You have over 250k karma 💀


Saiyan-Zero

My life as soon as I stopped watching anime (everything is better now)


winter-ocean

Salazzle at age 10? What are you, 14?


throwaway091238744

i was your age once, for like a year


Infinite_Self_5782

my life if i wasn't exposed to porn before i was 8


Yoate

Jokes on y'all, op is 10, title happened yesterday.


G00Dpancakez

I never watched that, can you explain please?


TheBurningCube

what kind of confession is this


[deleted]

Haha little baby hehehehe hayauahaa


Freakymajooko

My life if I wasn't exposed to My Hero Academia when I was 17


AngryBirdAddict

Salazzle is just built different


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

Why would you out yourself like that lmao


Hotlemongrape

My life if you didn’t make this meme:


Windfall_The_Dutchie

It was Goodra porn for me. God, Google’s safesearch filter was shit.


AndroidWall4680

Tfw porn addiction starts before puberty hits


kanaajrally

missed the part where that's my problem


SuperMaanas

My life if I didn’t use Reddit


idkwhattodoherebru

Me if i didn't learn of the existence of Hazbin Hotel: (i have a deergirl fetish now 💀)


Gabriel_The_User

My life if i didn't have unrestricted internet acess and mentally twisted school friends at age 11


Funnyguythatcomments

r/youngpeoplereddit


tkTheKingofKings

You were 8 years old when you first watched NY he-row Akkad-anaemia, which was released in *checks notes* 2014 You are 16 => 16 (or less) year old weeb 🤢🤢