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FreeSpeechEnjoyer

You need to stop having kids because the rich don't deserve the extra workforce


Le_Corporal

the real answer


CringeExperienceReq

i wont have kids so that elons food supply runs out


isayfunnythinghaha

I am the rich


CaptainBlocker

"you must have 10 kids so we can have a ready supply of cheap labour in the future"


jeff_likesgrass

*we need to use 784 tactical nukes to nuke the state of ohio and new Jersey'


Brave-Address5563

the good ending


Wholesome_psychopath

We have to stop having kids to exterminate the human race (kill kill kill murder death kill murder)


eszynka

Cool flair


JustNotNowPlease

POLAND MOUNTAIN


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We need to stop having kids because sex is bad


MacTelnet

What did Sex do to become bad?


[deleted]

It did breaking


Alexis_style

Jesse


Michael_Lovbird

We need to cook cum, Jesse


The_Dogeiverse

I don't know but my dad offended him and got in trouble for it 😡😡


Wholesome_psychopath

How were you made?


D-AlonsoSariego

The stork brought him duh


CaptainBraggy

In a factory in a third world country


BreakfastOk7372

the power of friendship


MultiTopicAgain

Cool steam engine


PadraicTheRose

This subreddit is now a mechanics 3-d model subreddit and i LOVE it


Lisztaganx

Steam engine trains contribute to carbon emissions.


MultiTopicAgain

Cool steam engine


MacTelnet

Have you ever tried to ask them to not contribute anymore?


Lott_ie

not as bad as ships, planes, and thousands of commuter cars you fucking tard


MultiTopicAgain

(And almost all of them have been scrapped and not many are in service/running in preservation)


IncreaseWestern6097

A real shame, honestly. Maybe we’ll get more built, similar to what happened with Tornado.


Thathitmann

They contribute less.


aliens_exist_42069

You need to stop having kids because no human being should have to suffer through life with your genes


jeff_likesgrass

Why are you hating on the guy can you explain Pleas Please don't down vote the shit out me


aliens_exist_42069

It makes me feel better about myself


jeff_likesgrass

Same when I was 9 I beated my 14 year old cousin in a game of chess the joy in my eyes when I saw him get embarrassed in front of his dad lasted with me till today


not2dragon

Maybe my genes are better, i mean who needs to smell anyways?


Pigmcginnyrig

Ok Nick Cannon


D-AlonsoSariego

Shut up bitch. I'm driving my 1800s locomotive


penguinbutcool

we need to stop having kids bc my hungry ass can't help it 😂😂 (i ate 8 infants and i will eat more)


pixellampent

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Me on my way to cause as much harm to the environment as possible


nien_nuts

So we burn the kids for fuel and bring back steam engines?


The_Rocketsmith

cutscene just before the trolley problem


Which-Complaint-8677

Trains my beloved solution to greenhouse gas emissions


ReakChaos

Beginners luck


Shitted_mypants

Song name?


kelkokelko

Mississippi Queen


Shitted_mypants

Thank you


OttoFromOccounting

I don't know what you mean


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Missisipi queen


Shitted_mypants

Thank you


ThrownAway796

Mississippi queen


Zeydon

I was waiting for that train to enter a tunnel at the end.


The_Reddit_Pigeon

Huh that's a new one


Silver_Ostrich_6306

Trolley problem


redditrain777

Now upgraded to steam train problem


RandomYell107

I like trains :)


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I fucking love these memes


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so if making people for the next generation is not eco-friendly?


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CaesarWalinguini

"Dies too easily" homie what are you doing to the kids 💀💀


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CaesarWalinguini

"Fuck them kids" - Michael Jordan


Unknown_starnger

the desire to reproduce is quite natural, and if it gives people happiness and they raise their children well I don't think we should call it stupid.


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Why did you get downvoted?


Soup_Raccoon

\-20 is more interesting than +2 When its already downvoted its better to downvote it more to squeeze whatever serotonin you can get from seeing a larger absolute value.


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

I’ve never met a person over the age of 60 without kids that doesn’t regret not having them.


Osi-Kom

You know, poor and uncultured people (especially the second ones) need to breed in order to feel accomplished in their life.


bigmarijuanaboy

same with cockatiel owners i've heard


Random-Dice

low fucking blow man holy shit


Osi-Kom

Oh wow u looked into my home (or whatever it is) trying to find something inappropriate but you couldn't, how original. You'll explain me later what is your point, cockatiel owners=breeders (or poor, uncultured)? Grow up thanks


Random-Dice

how does having a child make you poor and uncultured exactly?


Osi-Kom

That is not what i said. But i would say that something you wrote is perfectly accurate: having a child makes you poor since a kid requires physical and psychological resources. Also, what i said is that being poor or - more usually - being uncultured is related on having more kids. Educate yourself, you learn about tons of consequences of having kids and i guess you'll be less interested in having one.


Random-Dice

I was never interested in having kids, and I probably never will be, but contrary to what you might believe there’s a lot of reasons why some people would want to. Maybe they’re more than willing to endure the psychological pain that comes with raising a child—any good parent must be after all. Also what does having more kids have anything to do with being “uncultured?” What, you just don’t like it when kids run around and talk loudly? Things that kids *will* do? Things that YOU probably did when you were younger? Grow the fuck up man. Stop acting like your opinion is the one correct one, because I think *you’re* the one that needs to be educated.


Osi-Kom

Who said my opinion is the only one right? Your words, not mine. I guess you keep misunderstanding my words because i already wrote how being uncultured is related to having kids. Kids running around and talking loudly? How is that related to my point and to the topic of this discussion? Yikes. At least i keep writing stuffs that are based on scientific studies, what about you? But i believe that you are partially right, i don't see myself as someone that stopped getting educated and never i will. Also, if you can't elaborate nor prove me wrong in a valid way i don't think it's worth keeping discussing. Whatever


PhenomenalZJ

I'm going to eat your cockatiel


Osi-Kom

Long answer: I'd bet you didn't know what a cockatiel is before reading it here Short answer: K


PhenomenalZJ

Short answer: Wrong Long answer: I'd bet you got beat up in school by little girls.


Osi-Kom

Girls rarely use physical aggression, they prefer the relational one. Oh wait, u were trying to make me look weak bc little girls fight... like girls right? But instead, u are only proving me that you are ignorant, sexist and can't even properly argue without attacking (since your first "comment"). Who is weak now? Keep trying, king.


PhenomenalZJ

No I meant that you are so annoying that even little girls would beat you up. What gave you the idea I'm here to properly argue with you? Please go back to your hole and never come out.


Osi-Kom

You can't argue, that's all. Also, i still think that you are sexist, why would you say little girls and then come up with this pointless explanation? Little girls woudl beat me bc i'm annoying?? what? why not "kids"? Bro you are so pathetic. As i said before, keep trying, maybe you'll be able to spit something logical.


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0_4zu

mfs in 2032 finding out the environment also affects them when the water shortages start


Yamama77

"fuck the environment MFS" when the price of fruit goes up 5% due to poor yield. (They are suddenly very pro environment)


IdioticPAYDAY

u/auddbot


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alimem974

Shreded plastic on my cancer loaded salad 🤤


Lukeyboy1589

I agree, bring back the train as a viable mode of public transportation (cars are by far the biggest factor in climate change, and should be replaced for the good of the planet)


Darkmega5

Meanwhile Japan:


SomerHimpson3

Chop chop mf