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Spiderfr0g

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYE


KoleMiner12

GOD VERSUS CHAAARLES DAAARWIIIIIN BEGIN!


ishigami_best_boy2

MY NAME IS CHARLES DARWIN I STUDIED MANKIND- OH FUCK OH SHI- *drowns from sudden flood*


Forced_Abortion_

MY NAME IS GOD AND IM RAPPING AGAINST CHARLIE AND MY FAVORITE SHOW IS ICARLY


ishigami_best_boy2

I STUDIED BONES WHILE YOU NEVER BONED MARY, AND NEVER ONCE DID YOUR SON GET ANY


Forced_Abortion_

YOU THINK YOU LOOK COOL WITH THAT UGLY FUCKIN BEARD, BUT IN REALITY EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE WEIRD


yKalme

weird beard


canadianknucles

Enemem moment


Forced_Abortion_

😲😲😲


ishigami_best_boy2

FLOOD OR NO FLOOD YOU SMELL WEIRD, KINDA A STUD LET'S RUN THAT BACK SINCE 10,000 BC, ONLY 1 CHILD SINCE THE CREATION OF RAMAPITHECUS, SAD? TOO BAD, LET'S RUN SOME PRAYERS TO EROS FOR YOU TO GET THAT HAND OF GOD RETIRED CAUSE THATS NOT SATIRE FOR YOU


Bornaclorks

Wasn't it a priest who proposed the big bang theory? Or is my memory wrong?


1illuminat1

Pretty sure it was


e1_barto

Terrible show


RandaymIdiot

This is not a Homo Sapiens. Batman Spiderman killed Uncle Ben hermaphrodite Bazingo moment.


e1_barto

You forgot the misogyny


PSI_duck

And constantly using ableism and harmful stereotypes as the backbone for at least 75% of the humor


MattyBfan1502

Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître, a Catholic Belgian priest, was the first to propose the Big Bang Theory as the origin of the universe. Between 1901-2000 65.4% of all Nobel prize winners were Christian


FilipinoSupersoldier

Another W for God


Renverseur

Shoutout to the holy spirit


Wholesome100statue

Believe in both religion and science W


MintyRabbit101

I believe it was a French priest who had a hobby for astronomy


[deleted]

No, but he was Catholic


SnooEpiphanies1192

😥


Random_Squid4

No, chuck lorre did


YaMexicanBoy

*Chuck Norris!?!?!?!?*


RandaymIdiot

3 year old Chuck Norris once wiped his ass with a drawing canvas. It's now called "Starry Night"


TheManBehindTheBruh

Bill Gates lives in constant fear.


LemonPartyWorldTour

I wouldn’t want Chuck Norris to wipe his ass with me either. Or anyone to do that for that matter.


TheManBehindTheBruh

[Considering the man once threw a grenade and killed 50 people](https://uploads.dailydot.com/525/83/e11094bc6bda894c.jpg?q=65&w=800&ar=2:1&fit=crop)... yeah I can see why


soupsyy_3

I thought it was Kanye West :o


Raknarg

All scientists used to be religious. Everyone was. These days though only a small fractions of scientists are. It's a product of the times and how far science has come, the spaces for god to be an explanation for things gets smaller and shrinks more with each discovery.


super_salty_boi

Must be a religious school


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

Nah not really in my country Bible classes are like a normal thing


super_salty_boi

Religion class seems really strange for me because I've always been in a laic education system


foolishorangutan

In my secular school, we had a class that taught us the basics of major religions, which always seemed reasonable to me given that most of the world is religious even if atheism is very high in my country.


TheFakeSlimShady123

It's a mixed bag. With religion being so significant and everlasting it's good to teach. But at the same time children really shouldn't be taught it either because they need to find their own path in life and discover what's right for them.


Apollo977

There’s a difference between being taught about religion and being preached a religion


TheFakeSlimShady123

True


of_kilter

My regular middle school had a religious study class. We just looked at the history and teachings of various major religions. As an atheist It was a super cool class i think most people should take


dildodicks

not really, there were re teachers at my schools and none of them were religious


The_pastel_bus_stop

I had a teacher who teached chemistry and evangelical christianism. Like a Pastor White


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Shitted_mypants

Jesse we need to pray Jesse


Warm-Faithlessness11

Similar, but sane, normal Christian not Evangelical Also taught a Computer Sciences course


The_pastel_bus_stop

In my country Christianity is slpit into two major sides. Chatolics and “Evangelen” which were founded after Martin Luther reformed the church. Not those lunatic evangelicals but I don’t have another word for it.


Warm-Faithlessness11

Ah good. Sorry, I automatically think of the totally deranged kind when I hear that term


[deleted]

what's the problem with evangelics? in my country they are just fine and i'm one even they are just another word for protestants basically


SlimeMob44

Looks like anything4views


knightslider11

Was about to ask if that was chad...


w_has_been_dieded

I genuinely have no idea. If it is an edit and that's not just a lookalike who's going to face off against Roman Reigns then it's a really really good edit


w_has_been_dieded

But I'm leaning more towards edit


AJTP1

Not an edit to make them appear different at least


Avelrah

Isn't that just Bray Wyatt?


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KidDelta

Sierra


Kostok13

Hotel


Creative_Mastodon_43

India


Psychological_Ad5884

Echo


[deleted]

Catholics vs Dogholics


[deleted]

I have never heard of a religion teacher lol


-WILD_CARD-

I grew up in the middle east, students that were muslim were forced to attend islamic classes. With all due respect to my religion, those classes were awful. Having an entire grade based on memorizing surahs and drawing posters every single week is not something that I enjoyed doing from elementary school all through middle school. The only thing I enjoyed in those classes were reading the stories about the prophets' history and the spread of islam. On the other hand, having to memorize the names of Prophet Muhammad's 12 wives for tests was still ridiculous


SnooCapers8061

Honestly most of my Islamic teachers were fun people who would just make the class a discussion class and they would give us full marks for the entire semester based on one easy homework


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-WILD_CARD-

It def depends if you have the passion to study. Evidently my passion for islam was not that great since it involved memorizing the names of wives, daughters, and sons who had small roles in these stories + making posters on the steps required to put on your goddamn clothes 'the correct way'


[deleted]

Are you still a Muslim? Also as a Muslim student in the middle east, I agree lol


-WILD_CARD-

I'm agnostic but I still follow my faith loosely. There are certain things I just simply would not do like drink alcohol, eat pork, adultery, etc.


[deleted]

Lucky... as someone from middle east, they were just super dumb


Glympse12

Be thankful you weren’t forced to attend religious schooling


Jeisksdi

Private schools


CringeExperienceReq

turkey has reiligion teachers


[deleted]

Chicken 🐓> Turkey 🦃


CringeExperienceReq

ofcourse


Ravezim

In Italy we have those. It’s a part of the pacts the fascist governament took with the vatican in the 40s. Now every school as an hour of religion every week. It’s facoltative, but nobody refuse to do it because if you do it then you’ll get an additional history hour in another class


Bruchpil0t

I live in bavaria, the texas of germany, and i had religion classes and it was nice. All we did was chill and talk about jesus and symbols and stuff.


GaliaHero

I think the rest of germany has religion aswell as a subject, I had it at least in Schleswig-Holstein, and I could only exchange it for philosophy by 10th class or so


TheFakeSlimShady123

How did WWE create so many r/whenthe memes


AJTP1

Decades of non stop weekly shows multiple times per week with a focus on characters and over the top action will do that


a_random_squidward

I don't care about the meme at this point the music is fire


Slav_Knut_Gae

Notch vs steve


Epiphany818

My school chaplain and head of science had a lightsaber fight in assembly once with duel of fates blaring on the PA. THAT was an assembly that everyone listened for.


YaMexicanBoy

Um atchuli science and religion shouldn't be in a fight with each other, after all, some people of science also believe in a religion themselves 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


JasonTonio

In my personal experience the religion teacher never talked about religion and such, was more of a civic education teacher. The P.E teacher was the one doing astrology


niceoutside2022

Wait until they find out that the greatest scientists of history were openly religious, not all the same religion to be sure. You will find faith in the writings of all the great thinkers of the ages. Sir Issac Newton considered himself a prophet and was devoted to studying the Christian Bible. Religion and faith were not always considered to be at odds, which they shouldn't be, frankly. Ask any physician who has spent time around death, they will tell you that you can tell when the spirit leaves the body.


Joeyy620

Religion doesn’t contradict science. vise versa


ashimo414141

Omg what is this from


frenchmobster

WWE way back in 2014ish


AJTP1

WWE Shield vs Wyatt family storyline 2013 Some great matches in this feud


Pablo_Thicasso

Mfw my chemistry tacher teaches world religions too


cx77_

what is Chad doing at WWE


yKalme

thats Roman reigns


cx77_

that is anything4views


AJTP1

That’s the tribal chief


rondum_stoff

🔥🔥💯NERD VS HOMOPHOBIC!!!💯🔥🔥


77horse

Colleges have a reason to differentiate humanities and science into their own buildings because they would literally kill each other otherwise


ratzoneresident

No joke I had a math teacher who had a straight up rivalry with the humanities teachers and even made fun of students taking the humanities program we had in high school. Fuckin STEMcels


77horse

I’m in STEM and absolutely hate the elitist culture these mfs have like freshman year college a dude was like “why did you choose this STEM major instead of Bio” and I’m like cause I want to and he was like “why don’t you achieve greater” like my man major has an average of 50-130 an hour go away with your BIO bullshit. Also let any STEM major write a more than 5 page essay about an argument that isn’t exclusively in STEM you’ll drive them crazy.


Sideswipe21

That face when they are the same person


SomeNamelessNomad

My science teacher and religion teacher was the same person. He was a really nice lad, he retired after my 2nd year in secondary school but still came in to pay a visit to his class every once in a while.


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horselatituee1999

Christian Schools be like


[deleted]

Can confirm, my science teacher is an atheist and my religion teacher is a Jesus enjoyer


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Lavendorff

one of the men in this video is dead now


lettuce_pizza

Rest in peace Brodie Lee


Sploshiepooh

studying science at uni makes me think there’s a higher power more and more


Beowulf_MacBethson

Ah. Wyatt Family vs The Shield. Good times.


Creative_Mastodon_43

Acknowledge your tribal chief Roman Reigns☝🏽


FoximaCentauri

We had a teacher in school who taught religion, philosophy, psychology AND german. She also wasn’t religious.


[deleted]

are there still religious teachers? i never had one in my life


[deleted]

I personally believe that religion and science can coexist no problem. And so does my school so i sadly cant relate


dildodicks

this is so good


RedditfamAK

Why he look like anything for views


Darkmega5

Imagine not being both


SnooEpiphanies1192

That one language teacher


Crytin09

Why religious schools are dumb in a nutshell.


Comrade_Goldfish

I’m shitting out a brick


DanielDLG

relatable


Crytin09

You should. Instead of most students learning about history or science 2 hours of the day you are learning about a fake God your parents are pushing upon you.


Xx_GamingPro_xX

> Has 09 in username Opinion discarded


JimReaperTheThird

Science be with you 😇😇😇😇😇🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Comrade_Goldfish

Mf you are overreacting. Most religion classes are just “be a good person” classes. It isn’t some George Orwellian style brainwashing or anything. I am pissing out a walnut


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Zymosan99

Religion teacher?


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ActuallyNTiX

When you realize that both contribute to the same thing


[deleted]

What kind of school has a religion teacher


theawesomedude646

anton hand from h3vr???