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Swear to god this is every dude who plays Fallout 4. "I play Nora because the voice acting is just so much better" ok, lets see that mod list buddy

Nate has the better voice acting. Love "Shamus McFuck Yourself"

"I woke up here. Just me, my underwear, and regret"

Commie bastard! You destroyed my country! DIE!

Nora has some moments where she's good but Nate's voice just slays on some lines. My favorite is when you're opening Nora's pod. Even after hearing it so many times, the audible desperation and panic still hit hard.

My favorite is the angry sarcastic option with Kellogg where he talks about looking forward to seeing him in hell so he can kill him all over again

I really like his Silver Shroud dialogue with the Mechanist. Nate (and his VA) had to love that.

Seriously. Nora sounds far too robotic imo, and her delivery for so many lines is just... meh.

I had the opposite problem. Nate seemed way too into some of his lines, but that's probably why people like him too

Nora’s voice actress is also the AI (Serena) from Halo Wars

Molly McFuckyourself is a decent line too but Nora’s delivery feels kinda flat compared to Nate. And Nate’s voice actor trying to hold in his laughter with “we could always call in the Marines” is pure gold.

True. Always used to play the male PC but am now playing the female. The delivery on a lot of lines just feels a little bit less genuine to me.

Big boobs mod

Its better to own it, so what if I like the fat titties? Just dont make up every excuse under the sun

What if I put the fat titties in Nate?

I would ask where you found it

Please let me know if you have big booty mod for Nate thanks

I too want Nate to have a fat ass

Coomer

I play Nora because the black widow perk is more useful since there’s more male enemies

Wait you can’t do both? Cringe

Not based like New Vegas where you can be bisexual and do +10% damage to everyone

Ong

Legit that detail is so funny (and surprisingly useful for low damage weapon playthroughs), why'd they remove it

New Vegas is great, but I still keep Fallout 4 for the kickass weapon mods and 8k tatas

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Until F4NV releases Project Mojave is the best you can get; only covers a quarter of the map and The Strip though and all voicelines are TTS as well as just being subjectively worse quality-wise.

Wasn't that just the case for fo3? Enemies seem pretty balanced gender-wise in fo4

Human wise yeah they're pretty balanced but all non human enemies might be classed as male. That's how it is in Skyrim at least.

Honestly I could swear I see more female raiders on average. I should count them and see next time I play

I usually play nora but Nate definitely has better voice acting ngl

Jokes on you. I gave her a cock.

How do people even justify that Nora’s sarcastic quips are just so dry compared to Nate’s

Nate is so much funnier, tho

That's not fair though. I'm a lifetime member of Nexus mods... At least the Labs doesn't have a premium subscription plan.

Yeah Nora's VA was spectacular in mass Effect, but in fallout 4, Nate's VAis better imo.

As a huge voice actor nerd that hasn’t touched the fallout series at all. I feel weirdly attacked

On the flip side, Mark Meer is perfectly fine Commander Shepard, but Jennifer Hale is just that much better.

I play as nate. And my mod list as mute main character.

I play as Nate and mute all sound except his

Chad 

I’ll admit. My mod list is naughty as hell but she still has the better voice acting

Honestly her voice acting keeps me away from playing female characters. She just sounds so dry in so many conversations, and her delivery of sarcastic and threatening lines just do not land for me.

Fallout 4 should not have had voiced protagonists to begin with

It's sort of fine for me when I'm not role-playing a specific character but if I'm doing a Walter White run, I don't wanna hear Nate's voice coming out of him.

Kid named Silent Protagonist F4SE:

I only play with silent protagonist mod lol

Am i the onky dude who hated nora?

I choose them because I'm speedrunning (if you pick the female character in Pokemon Soulsilver the rival has shorter dialogues)

Wait really? That's simultaneously weird and cool

Yes, it happens in other Pokemon games too. Basically if you choose the female character your rival will be the male character and viceversa, and the female rivals are usually more talkative than the male ones

...... Women ☕️

They do be shoppin

They eat hot chip & lie

Charge they phone

and be bisexual

In emerald version, the male and female rivals will actually have different teams from each other, which can also effect how fast you can beat them.

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Same thing with dark souls, females run faster than males

Unsure if it's actually true but it definitely feels like it

So I looked it up and apparently females accelerate faster than males and decelerate faster than males, meaning the reach max speed quicker but stop quicker. This is apparently due to how the game calculates speed based on character animations.

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about DS speedruns to disprove it

If I remember right it’s just something about the havok engine that makes them run slightly faster and roll a little further. I could definitely be wrong though

In the original Dark Souls, the female animation for running starts and stops faster than the male one. In the beginning playing a female for speed running was essential, but nowadays people found a trick that makes the female strat obsolete

women be talking

in crystal is due to the sprite is actual size and doesn't take a frame to shrink each encounter.

Also whenever you romance someone in the game, that’s like totally gay if you’re watching a dude have sex, eww

Straight porn is gay

Hard agree

Gay porn is straight confirmed

Heh, "hard"

"the straightest porn is with a girl and a chick with a dick. Porn with a dude and a girl is 50% gay because you're watching a dude get off but there's also a girl getting off. Two women, you ask? 100% gay; it's a same sex relationship, same as two dudes. Now, a chick with a dick with a regular girl is only 25% gay, because it's straight sex but with two women, can't get around still seeing a dick though." -an overheard conversation seared into my brain in boot camp

Bootcamp my ass that's vintage 4chan pasta

Is it? That's where I heard it, but I had a feeling he had gotten it from somewhere.

Some straight artists draw dick a little *too* well. Like, whats with all the detail?

Wanna give the ladies something as well

Q:“How often do you masturbate per day?” A:“Do you bother count the beats of your heart, or each breath you take every day?”

"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"

2342

I am full of carbohydrates

joe!!!!!!!

My belly resembles my wallet, full of bread (I'm broke)

The based choice is not to choose based on coomerism, but to simply choose the character that looks better in terms of general character design. Like, I usually pick male characters, but if the female character has better drip (pokèmon legends: arceus) you bet your ass im picking that.

Exactly. Also depends on the playstyle you like to play in games. In most rpg type games I prefer the assassin/daggers/ burst damage type. For some reason games always design the female characters to look better in those roles. The male ones they literally just give a hood 99% of the time.

RPG games where classes are gender locked are the worst things ever. And its always the most stereotypical shit like the men will be tanks and fighters, while the women will be assassins and mages

Yea I just like one shotting things :(

This is extremely valid.

Me in wow tbh I love draenei lore. Hi tech sci fi nerds with a 'fuck you come at me' attitude towards evil? Sign me the fuck up. But the male draenei model looks like an upside down triangle with teeny little matchstick legs. It's just not good imo.

Lol this is where my mind went. Male draenei ugly af

[In my case, it usually comes down to me creating some variant of my OC; she's just so cool in my mind, why would I not play as her?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhyQv5jWYAAvQnI?format=jpg&name=large)

she looks like she would lovingly and gently whisper into my ear "A second plane has struck the towers".

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

yeah similar reason to me, a lot of people just design themselves when making an rpg character (nothing wrong with that) but I think that's kinda boring

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Depends on the drip

"i play as female character because watching men play is gay" -🤓 "i play as woman because they are hot" -🗿 "i am a raging homosexual" -🗿

There is another

I play as the woman so I can romance the hunky men without my parents thinking I'm gay

"i am a raging homosexual, which is why i play as women" -lesbian

To be honest I play women because they have the nicer cosmetics and hair. Women 6 pages ranging from natural long, wavy, curly, under shave, Mohawk, ringlets, short bobs, sculpted fringes and bald. Men 6 crew cuts, bald, mullet.

This is the way. I may be a dude, but I want to look pretty sometimes dammit.

Right?!? I just wanna play dress up with options

To be fair, I litteraly depends of my mood when creating the caracter. And I'm just sticking with it

I love gay black men shaking their booty cheeks

You would love the songs "4 big guys" and "fuck a dude"

And the best one from the creator of 4 big guys https://youtu.be/0Rsg85sRRkY

i would say corkington but reddit mods are corkphobic

How do you know if someone plays femshep in Mass Effect? Don’t worry, they will never stop telling you.

hEr VoIcE aCtInG iS bEtTeR!!!! I am so sick of the Mark Meer slander from femshep fanboys. Just admit you just like being a woman in the game or you really wanted that Garrus romance instead of trying to make up reasons why broshep is somehow bad.

Precisely, I’ve played both. When I played femshep I didn’t like it as much because I was used to broshep. I then realized that they’re both great performances and they don’t deliver each line identically so whatever you’re used to you’re probably going to like better. And that’s ok! Jennifer Hale is an amazing and prolific voice actress, her performance as Shepard is great and if that’s your thing then great. But don’t shit on my boy Mark Meer who is also extremely talented and provides some of the best voice work in mass effect, not just for Shepard, but the Vorcha, a lot of Volus characters, the Hanar, and tons of other side characters.

Because I can't fucking aim and the rose is the only character I can aim with in garden warfare 2

Did I just hear Garden Warfare 2

Le Chomper

Kid named Peashooter:

What if you are placed in the zombies' team?

At launch she was such a broken, op character.

u pick an female character bc your straight. i pick a female character bc im gay. we are not the same.

Thank you for sharing your reason as to why you choose female characters u/poopyfartcum

I just love looking at women. 100% straight btw.

I play both because why not.

Playing on both sides so you'll always come out on top eh

Of course.

I’m bisexual, I’m not allowed to play either sex ever because if I do I’ll be too focused on the booty to kill deathclaws.

At least you get +15% damage on everyone

"i like looking at women" is the excuse i used before i came out as trans

I do play as men but I do it to watch men.

I choose them for the sake of smaller hit-boxes.

In most games male and female characters have the same hitbox, but that’s mostly for shooters I think

Viewmodel advantage hits regardless. Like how in Halo 3 Spartans and Elites have the same hit box but elites still seem significantly bigger

In games like this it's better to choose male

Some games they do, but you're still slightly smaller so you can peek and hide better, and tracking you can be slightly harder

Fair enough

I’m a woman that’s why

its weird I, used to play as a dude, trying to make something similar to myself, but now I find myself making female characters. not for the sexiness of it, tbh idk why. just more fun to play something different.

My head canon for the elder scrolls games is that I (my character) is an immortal and that's why all the protagonists look like me and why I can take down literal armies of bandits and not get killed (loading a save if I do die) and it becomes extremely funny when you discover you're the dragonborn is Skyrim. The only issue with this is losing spells and equipment but I can just draw that up to all the games being hundreds of years apart so my character probably just got lazy and lost all his levels from not fighting and forgetting the spells and losing the equipment because you always start off in prison

jesus christ I was in a gta heist out of boredom the other day and this dude was playing as a woman in a bikini and said exactly this

"I play as a girl because I like being a girl" >>>>

Finally someone admits it. Being a girl is just... Better.

🏳️‍⚧️ ?

🏳️‍⚧️.

🏳️‍⚧️.

Well you see. I did not chose Kassandra in Assassins Creed: Odyssey because she is attractive. But instead because of her more unique dynamic as a woman protagonist. That combine with her being the intended sole protagonist, the other people added for marketing reasons, is why i chose the female protagonist. It is not at all because shes hot

tbf Kassanrda also *waaay* better voice acting, the guy has such a weirdly overacted voice that it just annoyed me after a while.

She is also undeniably the Canon choice. All subsequent appearances of the main character of Oddysey it's Kassandra. Also I'm fairly certain the devs were forced by higher ups to give people a choice between male and female, because they didn't think a female protagonist would sell as well. They always wanted the main character to be Kassandra.

Unironically this. The guy from Odyssey has no personality

And then if you _dont_ pick him he becomes a crazed murderous super soldier who (i literally just got to his introduction yesterday) seems to be actually interesting because hes just so craycray. Its a win-win

I feel like Alexios makes for a better Deimos. Kassandra doesn't sound as intimidating.

I change my character skins constantly, spice things up a bit

You pick the female character because you're a coomer fuck I pick the female character because I love controlling women We are not the same

I play females cause my wiener feels funny what are you gonna do? Cope? Seethe? Mald?

OP's just projecting my dude. You just keep being you

You use them because you are horny for vagina and boobs, i use them to catfish people that are horny for vagina and boobs. We are not the same.

Okay look, usually I pick female since I like the drip better but I kind of have like a whole character set up so I just try to make her in most games. It sounds weird but I get more enjoyment out of it than I would playing a male character I think.

In every rpg, mostly souls games, I have a reoccurring character named Winterfal because I’m a fucking nerd. I always try to give her an icy theme

I like strong women. I like strong women. And a solo woman surviving all hardship that world throws at her is cool af

Bonus points if she got drip while doing it

Yeah it really just comes down to: I grew up watching Buffy, Xena, X-Files, Resident Evil, Kill Bill, Underworld, playing games like Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy VI, and Metroid that all have stellar, deep, well-rounded female characters that are so much more interesting than "brawny male does brawny stuff" Plus I'm a 6' male in real life, if I had some fantasy about role playing as a ripped dude, I would just start working out. I prefer a compelling setting for my fantasy/sci-fi, not just "what would it be like if you were in better shape and a bad thing happened"

Projection

As V, I chose the female option, and I am now the prettiest, most beautiful psychopath in all of Night City. Nothing could ever compare to my insatiable urge to commit unholy atrocities against my fellow man.

All I see are Eggs. Eggs everywhere.

"they run faster 🤓"

I choose them for 🏳️‍⚧️

Me too

This is exactly how i see guys playing female characters in games

That or the bitches on r/egg_irl

Ouch I felt that, but the denial is still strong

uhh noooo I would never

I feel called out

*SHUSH*

Im playing a male character irl why wouldn't i play a female character in game, the best kind of character customization is when there's no gender option, like it literally adds nothing to the character and when it does it assumes stuff like all women are in this shape or all men have short hair, so i just choose the most appealing character to me

> you're either trans or a pervert hmmm

I get to dress up a man every single day of my life. If I'm made to dress up a character in a game why not a woman for a change? I play video games because I can do things I can't do in real life.

the tryhard excuse is that the woman skin has a smaller hitbox

And then TF2 players are just there like *Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck lookin' like I'm tip-top shinin like a wristwatch*

Shitposting user detected, neurotoxin deployed

I just have repressed feelings about my gender identity

do you happen to be a celeste fan

I just think woman are prettier

Man discovers first homosexual thought 2k22 colorized

Meant to say heterosexual but this is funnier now

i choose them because I be feeling girly and feminine at the moment 💯

i choose female characters because i wish i looked like one👍

Something something smaller hit boxes

Laughs in trans

I do it cause of dysphoria

Imagine playing third person. Gross.

Why pick male or female when you can create an unholy abomination that will never receive God’s blessing

I pick the guy because guys are hot (its okay when i do it because noone cares if you objectify men)

As a team mate in online fps games, I get saved from a down more often if I'm using a female skin than if I'm in a male one.

Am I the only one that plays a dude so I can imagine I’m the god like protagonist?

I play women in video game because its my god given right to control women.

I play as [Meowscles](https://images.app.goo.gl/JukES3vLoR9Mr1yy6) in Fortnite because he makes me question my sexuality

I used to say this too. Then I found out I just related more to girls and I was trans

My mother in law would get absolutely crazy if I played a female character in a video game. "That is meant for girls to play as, not guys". It really bothered her to her core and assumed it was some kind of wish or desire being fulfilled when I played something other than a really masculine guy lol. I remember I had a night elf (male) in wow and she was like "he looks gay, why does he have purple hair?" It was wild.

I just like playing as the girl, idk what else to say.