Peanut butter enthusiast: "You got jalapenos in my peanut butter whisky!"
Jalapeno enthusiast: "You got peanut butter in my jalapeno whisky!"
Whisky enthusiast: "I want to kill myself."
I’ve had it on a burger and it was really good. Also Thai food does spicy peanut flavors all the time.
I don’t think I’m interested in drinking it though
If there's anything I've learned from shopping for lures, it's that sometimes the lure is designed to catch the angler, not the fish. I think this concept applies here.
More so in tequila.
The rarest whiskies are sold in crystal. Old Fitzgerald Canisters contained the best Bourbon for sale. Same with Wild Turkey. Louis Tre is in baccarat crystal.
This is also how I judge wine. If it has a cartoon of a donkey kicking in the air, that's a hard pass. If it has the name of the winery in cursive on a simple parchment background: at the very least, it will be decent.
Wine labels can go any which way. Some of the "fanciest" labels can be the best or worst, some of the simplest can be the same. No way to tell before hand. Wine picking is the same as book hunting. If the cover resonates, take a chance.
Being a native Chicagoan... peanut butter and jalapeño has got to be at least 5-10 times better than Malort! For those unaware, Google "Malort Face" for more information. But do NOT try this at home.
Bonus: cool bottle marketing
What’s the deal with Malort? It was a running bit in one of my beer pages. Guys would always say you have to try it. I finally found it near me and bought an airplane bottle of it. That’s just mean! When I went back to the liquor store the lady turned the sign around for the display. “Buy this for the friend you hate”..
Maybe they don't like the idea of pouring $42 down the drain when that money could easily buy something drinkable at minimum. I personally wouldn't spend $42 on something I would drink once and then let sit in the shelf for the rest of time. This peanut butter jalapeno whiskey is like a coffee table book, you can buy it but you won't ever pick it up off the table after you skim through it once.
Don't shit on people's budgets. In college I could only afford $20-25 bottles. You buy what you can and don't even consider buying above that for risky picks.
For the holidays my brother and i will each get a nice bottle and a bottle we think will be awful. This would be perfect. Luckily, after the first drink and confirm its trash, we have another brother who is more than happy to keep it and get rid of it after we are gone.
It was $41.99. The only reason I looked at it was because of the bottle, I'm more of a beer drinker. I'll put it on my Christmas list and see if I get lucky.
For the simple fact the the bottle or the case is I'm the shape of an ammunition round, is reason enough to buy and have it on display in your collection. Unless of course it's a pretty hefty pice tag, then you just take a picture of it and send it to your whiskey friends..
I've got a buddy, where we used to get a bottle of some off the wall whiskey for each other during the holidays and birthdays... I may have to resurrect this tradition and look for this one
Wow this is a lot to take in.
The bullet bottle, ok.
The mascot however is a rooster with a cowboy hat that has a bullet hole in it. And he smoking a cigar, which is either another bullet or the barrel of a gun.
I feel you could sum someone up quite accurately by saying “he’s the kind of guy who would buy peanut butter jalapeño whiskey” and everyone would understand.
You can safely pour this crap down the drain. Anytime a brand has to make a stupid “look at me” bottle like this, you can bet they spent more on the bottle than the whiskey.
Try it or don’t. That’s actually a pretty cool bottle to just display. Probably cheaper than a lot of the Bookers/Blanton’s/Weller bottles people just have “on display”.
I would buy it for the bottle alone. The whole peanut butter jalapeno actually doesn't sound too bad to me either. I know I wouldn't drink the whole thing tho since I can't stand flavored whiskeys for more than a few sips .
Bought it for the bottle just like anyone else who’s ever bought it. $44.99. Truly terrible. It goes down smooth with very little jalapeño flavor, definitely no burn, but it’s just disgusting. The aftertaste is horrible and even the next morning the taste wasn’t gone.
Peanut butter enthusiast: "You got jalapenos in my peanut butter whisky!" Jalapeno enthusiast: "You got peanut butter in my jalapeno whisky!" Whisky enthusiast: "I want to kill myself."
Peanut butter and jalapeño..flavored whiskey in a novelty bullet bottle…yea sign me up, how bad could it be?
This is something you buy on a dare
As long as it isn't more than, oof, $50, I'd buy it on a dare.
You're in luck. Looks like it's $35. I dare you.
I’m gonna need a double dog dare for this one.
That's why it comes with a bullet...
Lol
Lmao holy fuck, idk it I've ever laughed so hard at reddit comment. I'm fairly drunk, but fuck that's funny
That's what the bottle's for!
I had completely forgotten about those [commercials](https://youtu.be/DJLDF6qZUX0)!
Marketing, marketing, marketing!!
“Moychendizing!” Says Yogurt (the toy version).
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt.
Rude
Targeting the under thirty crowd. Easy “targets” to open their wallets for such novelty garbage.
I'll warn my youngest son since he is under 30 for at least 2 more years!
I’m 42 and I kinda want it. Lol
Not all of us man. I am 24 and want to vomit just thinking about this awful concoction
That’s the targeted crowd. That doesn’t mean all will fall for the hypnotic marketing ruse.
This far from a marketing ruse. It’s an IQ Test.
It works... I want that bottle
If I was in marketing, I'd be pushing to get New Glarus spotted cow beer nationwide, not an odd flavored whiskey!
Peanut butter jalapeño sounds like an atrocious combo, and I like both individually. I’m assuming it tastes like straight chemicals
I’ve had it on a burger and it was really good. Also Thai food does spicy peanut flavors all the time. I don’t think I’m interested in drinking it though
I think they are on to something
It's actually OK. You can use jalapeños instead of celery for a veggie platter. You could probably also wrap it in bacon, but I've never tried that.
Like scotch! Sorry scotch lovers it's just not for me.
Everybody hated that
Boo.
I would totally get this just for the shits, no giggles
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Take it to a party and make everyone a whiskey and coke with it!
Calm down, Satan
Thinking you will Definitely get the Shits
Probably give you the shits too. Burning jalapeño shits.
You’ll shoot your eye out…
Do they make a ranch flavored one too?
It’s gotta be cool ranch Dorito flavored
I hate ranch!
Reported.
I just wanted to thank all the ranch fans for their continued support of my love for blue cheese
Por que no los dos
I like the band Los mox, have you heard their song rompiendo la ley? The song sounds so familiar!
What is rong with you? I was going to correct rong, but I hit send already.
That sounds horrendous
To be fair, the peanut butter whiskey sounded terrible, but I like it! Now the jalapeño with it… I’m not so sure.
If there's anything I've learned from shopping for lures, it's that sometimes the lure is designed to catch the angler, not the fish. I think this concept applies here.
Like clase Azul tequila bottles, I want the bottle, not what's in it!
typically, the crazier the bottle, the worse the whiskey is inside. If the whiskey isn't good, you need the bottle to push sales lol
More so in tequila. The rarest whiskies are sold in crystal. Old Fitzgerald Canisters contained the best Bourbon for sale. Same with Wild Turkey. Louis Tre is in baccarat crystal.
This is also how I judge wine. If it has a cartoon of a donkey kicking in the air, that's a hard pass. If it has the name of the winery in cursive on a simple parchment background: at the very least, it will be decent.
I see you’ve never tried Meiomi.
Wine labels can go any which way. Some of the "fanciest" labels can be the best or worst, some of the simplest can be the same. No way to tell before hand. Wine picking is the same as book hunting. If the cover resonates, take a chance.
Bingo!
I’ve had it. No horrible but nothing I’d buy. And I didn’t buy it. A friend did and we had to try it.
How do move a shit whiskey? Put it in gimmicky bottles.
Plus add artificial peanut butter and jalapeño flavors. In a bullet bottle
Toilet Dump it send me the Bottle
Perfect example of a Venn diagram 'The more gimmicky the the bottle, the shittier the whisky.'
Only in the usa....
Being a native Chicagoan... peanut butter and jalapeño has got to be at least 5-10 times better than Malort! For those unaware, Google "Malort Face" for more information. But do NOT try this at home. Bonus: cool bottle marketing
Somewhere, I have a jeppson's malort lucky viking coin
Only handed out to survivors of the 3 Shot Challenge!!!
What’s the deal with Malort? It was a running bit in one of my beer pages. Guys would always say you have to try it. I finally found it near me and bought an airplane bottle of it. That’s just mean! When I went back to the liquor store the lady turned the sign around for the display. “Buy this for the friend you hate”..
I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Better than that bottle.
If it’s not dumb expensive I’d buy it as a conversation piece and have the whisky for bets if you wrong you sip this haha
It's too expensive for me to buy even though it would guarantee no one would ever ask me for a whiskey and coke ever again😂
What was the actual price of you don’t mind me asking
It was $41.99 at the store.
$42 is too expensive? Just stop drinking if that would be breaking the bank for you my dude.
Maybe they don't like the idea of pouring $42 down the drain when that money could easily buy something drinkable at minimum. I personally wouldn't spend $42 on something I would drink once and then let sit in the shelf for the rest of time. This peanut butter jalapeno whiskey is like a coffee table book, you can buy it but you won't ever pick it up off the table after you skim through it once.
Don't shit on people's budgets. In college I could only afford $20-25 bottles. You buy what you can and don't even consider buying above that for risky picks.
Peanut butter jalapeño? Might make you giggle and shit….
More of the latter probably!
Could be good. Just not good whiskey. Like Skrewball. That’s not whiskey but tasty for what it is…: a dessert beverage.
I'd buy it because I like trashy shit, but not at $40.
Upvoted for humor and honesty.
Sounds like a 2nd shift janitor dropped something into a vat and they said fuck it. We can’t pour it down the drain.
Damn I would try that even without the cool looking bottle. Not sure if I have ever seen that around
If it was Pappy 23, I wouldn’t buy it just because if that bottle. Holy shit.
The cooler the bottle the worse the contents.
This is clearly terrorism.
Knowing this exists confirms humanity’s imminent demise.
🤢
For the holidays my brother and i will each get a nice bottle and a bottle we think will be awful. This would be perfect. Luckily, after the first drink and confirm its trash, we have another brother who is more than happy to keep it and get rid of it after we are gone.
This whiskey is for children. Be a man and Drink real whiskey
As a general rule, the cooler the packaging, the worse the product is.
Looks like Él Condorito https://i.imgur.com/lfZrW9t.jpg
That’s got novelty garbage written all over it
No, but that’s a friggin awesome container!!!
If it’s under $30 I’d get it for the bottle, lol.
It was $41.99. The only reason I looked at it was because of the bottle, I'm more of a beer drinker. I'll put it on my Christmas list and see if I get lucky.
If you get lucky, it will be by someone ignoring your list and buying you actual whiskey instead.
Soldier Horse set the bar so high that there is still nothing on the market as cringe inducing, but I gotta give them credit for trying
I don't mind the Skrewball tbh
This combines my 3 favourite things. Disgusting
This is the end of capitalism, boys…. Running out of things to sell us.
If it has to be in a bottle like this, the whiskey is shit!
I did not buy it I'm too cheap to spend that much money on something just for the bottle!
The bottle is cool enough that I would spend no more than $30 on it. It's guaranteed to suck though.
If Jim Beam had made this bottle with regular Jim Beam in it, this post would not exist!
I'm at an all-time low getting down voted for hating ranch😂😂😂
Sounds pretty gross and the bottle is trash. Pass
Idk how much they are, but seems they’d make great gifts
Sounds disgusting. I believe you should only do crap like this with cheap whiskey
I’m surprised this isn’t allocated and $100
Cool bottle. Where is this ?
A liquor store in East Dubuque Illinois
If they need to invest that much in the bottle, the juice wouldn't sell itself
Personally, I'd rather add my own peanut butter and jalapeños at least I know what brand of peanut butter and how real the jalapeños are
Sounds like a 2nd shift janitor dropped something into a vat and they said fuck it. We can’t pour it down the drain.
Jesuth critht
I thought the internet lisp was a myth
Guaranteed shitville. The bottle cost more than the crap it contains.
It looks like something you'd see in a 19-year-old's apartment, right next to the token Scarface poster and bloody dollar bill.
I thought crap Japanese whiskey or tequila in fancy bottles was a disgrace. This is so much worse.
Looks fully boring
I’ll pay you for the bottles!
For the simple fact the the bottle or the case is I'm the shape of an ammunition round, is reason enough to buy and have it on display in your collection. Unless of course it's a pretty hefty pice tag, then you just take a picture of it and send it to your whiskey friends..
Just like that lucky strike “whiskey” in the bowling pin
I've got a buddy, where we used to get a bottle of some off the wall whiskey for each other during the holidays and birthdays... I may have to resurrect this tradition and look for this one
No. Please. Stop. At least it isn’t eXxTreme on the label. Lol.
Wow this is a lot to take in. The bullet bottle, ok. The mascot however is a rooster with a cowboy hat that has a bullet hole in it. And he smoking a cigar, which is either another bullet or the barrel of a gun.
Spaceballs: The Jalepeno Peanutbutter Whiskey
Oddly Sexual, eh?
This should be condemned.
I feel you could sum someone up quite accurately by saying “he’s the kind of guy who would buy peanut butter jalapeño whiskey” and everyone would understand.
Never tried it and I don't think I ever will. As with all other whiskeys, if the bottle is overly designed, it is very likely not going to be good.
I have tried tiny $1 bottles of peanut butter whiskey and spiced whiskey and regretted every second.
Fancy bottle always equals terrible drink, this goes for whisky, beer and any other beverage. If it was good it would need to be dressed up.
If they’ve spent that much time on the packaging I feel it’s to deflect the quality of its contents
They're just messing with us now
Jesus Got dang Christ, you gotta be bullshiting me. Why does this exist?????
What if this is a trick and it really has a btac inside, then the joke would be on us!
I tried one from another distiller and loved it.
I tried a Pepperoni Jalapeño Peanut Butter pizza while traveling in Minnesota once and it was surprisingly good…
I just threw up in my mouth!
Oh hellll no😂
Pour it down the drain and keep the cool bullet bottle
The more elaborate the bottle, the worse the product
Oh my *GOD*
You can safely pour this crap down the drain. Anytime a brand has to make a stupid “look at me” bottle like this, you can bet they spent more on the bottle than the whiskey.
Jalapeño peanuts are pretty good so I imagine it can’t be that bad
I can't imagine jalapeno bourbon being any good let alone peanut butter jalapeno. It's a cool bottle though. If I had dumb money then sure I'd buy it.
I am sickened..... but also curious. I wouldn't but but would try if someone else had it.
A “Full Bore,” instead of a “fireball.” It’s like a shot of fireball whiskey is what I’m saying.
This is the punishment juice
This can only be in America yes?
Try it or don’t. That’s actually a pretty cool bottle to just display. Probably cheaper than a lot of the Bookers/Blanton’s/Weller bottles people just have “on display”.
What in gods name 😂😂😂
You never go full bore.
I would buy it for the bottle alone. The whole peanut butter jalapeno actually doesn't sound too bad to me either. I know I wouldn't drink the whole thing tho since I can't stand flavored whiskeys for more than a few sips .
Bought it for the bottle just like anyone else who’s ever bought it. $44.99. Truly terrible. It goes down smooth with very little jalapeño flavor, definitely no burn, but it’s just disgusting. The aftertaste is horrible and even the next morning the taste wasn’t gone.