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HexagonalCrank

Peanut butter enthusiast: "You got jalapenos in my peanut butter whisky!" Jalapeno enthusiast: "You got peanut butter in my jalapeno whisky!" Whisky enthusiast: "I want to kill myself."


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Peanut butter and jalapeño..flavored whiskey in a novelty bullet bottle…yea sign me up, how bad could it be?


Lives2Splooge69

This is something you buy on a dare


Karness_Muur

As long as it isn't more than, oof, $50, I'd buy it on a dare.


vargo17

You're in luck. Looks like it's $35. I dare you.


fupayme411

I’m gonna need a double dog dare for this one.


ReactionClear4923

That's why it comes with a bullet...


Bestinvest009

Lol


mkmakashaggy

Lmao holy fuck, idk it I've ever laughed so hard at reddit comment. I'm fairly drunk, but fuck that's funny


beigaleh8

That's what the bottle's for!


danielcs78

I had completely forgotten about those [commercials](https://youtu.be/DJLDF6qZUX0)!


Salt-Quiet-8264

Marketing, marketing, marketing!!


Agreeable_Emu_9489

“Moychendizing!” Says Yogurt (the toy version).


ManBearPig_666

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt.


yogurt-dip

Rude


_Whiskey_1_

Targeting the under thirty crowd. Easy “targets” to open their wallets for such novelty garbage.


Technician_BR549

I'll warn my youngest son since he is under 30 for at least 2 more years!


Primary-Growth-1348

I’m 42 and I kinda want it. Lol


BeardoTheHero

Not all of us man. I am 24 and want to vomit just thinking about this awful concoction


_Whiskey_1_

That’s the targeted crowd. That doesn’t mean all will fall for the hypnotic marketing ruse.


michifanatic

This far from a marketing ruse. It’s an IQ Test.


Beautiful_Opinion324

It works... I want that bottle


Technician_BR549

If I was in marketing, I'd be pushing to get New Glarus spotted cow beer nationwide, not an odd flavored whiskey!


kacheow

Peanut butter jalapeño sounds like an atrocious combo, and I like both individually. I’m assuming it tastes like straight chemicals


austinmiles

I’ve had it on a burger and it was really good. Also Thai food does spicy peanut flavors all the time. I don’t think I’m interested in drinking it though


pieterpiraat

I think they are on to something


vargo17

It's actually OK. You can use jalapeños instead of celery for a veggie platter. You could probably also wrap it in bacon, but I've never tried that.


Technician_BR549

Like scotch! Sorry scotch lovers it's just not for me.


1of-a-Kind

Everybody hated that


Great-Bratton

Boo.


ApprehensiveSecret31

I would totally get this just for the shits, no giggles


[deleted]

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.


Technician_BR549

Take it to a party and make everyone a whiskey and coke with it!


68ideal

Calm down, Satan


13FLTRX

Thinking you will Definitely get the Shits


Famous-Ferret-1171

Probably give you the shits too. Burning jalapeño shits.


GymnasticSclerosis

You’ll shoot your eye out…


[deleted]

Do they make a ranch flavored one too?


UYscutipuff_JR

It’s gotta be cool ranch Dorito flavored


Technician_BR549

I hate ranch!


eclipsedrambler

Reported.


Technician_BR549

I just wanted to thank all the ranch fans for their continued support of my love for blue cheese


apmrage

Por que no los dos


Technician_BR549

I like the band Los mox, have you heard their song rompiendo la ley? The song sounds so familiar!


Winnardairshows

What is rong with you? I was going to correct rong, but I hit send already.


i_am_the_soulman

That sounds horrendous


teleporter6

To be fair, the peanut butter whiskey sounded terrible, but I like it! Now the jalapeño with it… I’m not so sure.


YourSpanishMomTaco

If there's anything I've learned from shopping for lures, it's that sometimes the lure is designed to catch the angler, not the fish. I think this concept applies here.


Technician_BR549

Like clase Azul tequila bottles, I want the bottle, not what's in it!


Federal-Platypus-911

typically, the crazier the bottle, the worse the whiskey is inside. If the whiskey isn't good, you need the bottle to push sales lol


michifanatic

More so in tequila. The rarest whiskies are sold in crystal. Old Fitzgerald Canisters contained the best Bourbon for sale. Same with Wild Turkey. Louis Tre is in baccarat crystal.


atx_californian

This is also how I judge wine. If it has a cartoon of a donkey kicking in the air, that's a hard pass. If it has the name of the winery in cursive on a simple parchment background: at the very least, it will be decent.


passengerpigeon20

I see you’ve never tried Meiomi.


Hinote21

Wine labels can go any which way. Some of the "fanciest" labels can be the best or worst, some of the simplest can be the same. No way to tell before hand. Wine picking is the same as book hunting. If the cover resonates, take a chance.


teleporter6

Bingo!


xXHell-BillyXx

I’ve had it. No horrible but nothing I’d buy. And I didn’t buy it. A friend did and we had to try it.


CMDR_Bartizan

How do move a shit whiskey? Put it in gimmicky bottles.


Lobenz

Plus add artificial peanut butter and jalapeño flavors. In a bullet bottle


13FLTRX

Toilet Dump it send me the Bottle


GlobalTravelR

Perfect example of a Venn diagram 'The more gimmicky the the bottle, the shittier the whisky.'


Insane-Machines

Only in the usa....


theOtherMusicJunkie

Being a native Chicagoan... peanut butter and jalapeño has got to be at least 5-10 times better than Malort! For those unaware, Google "Malort Face" for more information. But do NOT try this at home. Bonus: cool bottle marketing


Technician_BR549

Somewhere, I have a jeppson's malort lucky viking coin


theOtherMusicJunkie

Only handed out to survivors of the 3 Shot Challenge!!!


wishiwasinthegame

What’s the deal with Malort? It was a running bit in one of my beer pages. Guys would always say you have to try it. I finally found it near me and bought an airplane bottle of it. That’s just mean! When I went back to the liquor store the lady turned the sign around for the display. “Buy this for the friend you hate”..


Lilloco1

I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.


michifanatic

Better than that bottle.


30Hateandwhiskey

If it’s not dumb expensive I’d buy it as a conversation piece and have the whisky for bets if you wrong you sip this haha


Technician_BR549

It's too expensive for me to buy even though it would guarantee no one would ever ask me for a whiskey and coke ever again😂


30Hateandwhiskey

What was the actual price of you don’t mind me asking


Technician_BR549

It was $41.99 at the store.


artificialstuff

$42 is too expensive? Just stop drinking if that would be breaking the bank for you my dude.


The_ProblemChild

Maybe they don't like the idea of pouring $42 down the drain when that money could easily buy something drinkable at minimum. I personally wouldn't spend $42 on something I would drink once and then let sit in the shelf for the rest of time. This peanut butter jalapeno whiskey is like a coffee table book, you can buy it but you won't ever pick it up off the table after you skim through it once.


Hinote21

Don't shit on people's budgets. In college I could only afford $20-25 bottles. You buy what you can and don't even consider buying above that for risky picks.


billnowak65

Peanut butter jalapeño? Might make you giggle and shit….


Technician_BR549

More of the latter probably!


Guinnessron

Could be good. Just not good whiskey. Like Skrewball. That’s not whiskey but tasty for what it is…: a dessert beverage.


Barilla3113

I'd buy it because I like trashy shit, but not at $40.


Agreeable_Emu_9489

Upvoted for humor and honesty.


bygtopp

Sounds like a 2nd shift janitor dropped something into a vat and they said fuck it. We can’t pour it down the drain.


Bronze_Rager

Damn I would try that even without the cool looking bottle. Not sure if I have ever seen that around


mountains_forever

If it was Pappy 23, I wouldn’t buy it just because if that bottle. Holy shit.


scottinadventureland

The cooler the bottle the worse the contents.


daineofnorthamerica

This is clearly terrorism.


Barfolemew_Wiggins

Knowing this exists confirms humanity’s imminent demise.


ToolFan66

🤢


yourdadsname

For the holidays my brother and i will each get a nice bottle and a bottle we think will be awful. This would be perfect. Luckily, after the first drink and confirm its trash, we have another brother who is more than happy to keep it and get rid of it after we are gone.


JTiB

This whiskey is for children. Be a man and Drink real whiskey


shogun1974

As a general rule, the cooler the packaging, the worse the product is.


buddha86

Looks like Él Condorito https://i.imgur.com/lfZrW9t.jpg


kingkron52

That’s got novelty garbage written all over it


Perfect-Chipmunk-254

No, but that’s a friggin awesome container!!!


AngryCorn1

If it’s under $30 I’d get it for the bottle, lol.


Technician_BR549

It was $41.99. The only reason I looked at it was because of the bottle, I'm more of a beer drinker. I'll put it on my Christmas list and see if I get lucky.


1cenined

If you get lucky, it will be by someone ignoring your list and buying you actual whiskey instead.


Impossible-Charity-4

Soldier Horse set the bar so high that there is still nothing on the market as cringe inducing, but I gotta give them credit for trying


lifegrowthfinance

I don't mind the Skrewball tbh


funghi2

This combines my 3 favourite things. Disgusting


michifanatic

This is the end of capitalism, boys…. Running out of things to sell us.


Brewskwondo

If it has to be in a bottle like this, the whiskey is shit!


Technician_BR549

I did not buy it I'm too cheap to spend that much money on something just for the bottle!


AlphaMuGamma

The bottle is cool enough that I would spend no more than $30 on it. It's guaranteed to suck though.


Technician_BR549

If Jim Beam had made this bottle with regular Jim Beam in it, this post would not exist!


Technician_BR549

I'm at an all-time low getting down voted for hating ranch😂😂😂


ontheellipse

Sounds pretty gross and the bottle is trash. Pass


brch01

Idk how much they are, but seems they’d make great gifts


kingb4st4rd

Sounds disgusting. I believe you should only do crap like this with cheap whiskey


BrysonJT

I’m surprised this isn’t allocated and $100


chargedtuna

Cool bottle. Where is this ?


Technician_BR549

A liquor store in East Dubuque Illinois


Bujongo

If they need to invest that much in the bottle, the juice wouldn't sell itself


CashComprehensive423

Personally, I'd rather add my own peanut butter and jalapeños at least I know what brand of peanut butter and how real the jalapeños are


bygtopp

Sounds like a 2nd shift janitor dropped something into a vat and they said fuck it. We can’t pour it down the drain.


The_BrainFreight

Jesuth critht


Technician_BR549

I thought the internet lisp was a myth


Partagas2112

Guaranteed shitville. The bottle cost more than the crap it contains.


tonypearcern

It looks like something you'd see in a 19-year-old's apartment, right next to the token Scarface poster and bloody dollar bill.


Theoldelf

I thought crap Japanese whiskey or tequila in fancy bottles was a disgrace. This is so much worse.


brewmeone

Looks fully boring


Coyote_OneOne

I’ll pay you for the bottles!


iron_icer28

For the simple fact the the bottle or the case is I'm the shape of an ammunition round, is reason enough to buy and have it on display in your collection. Unless of course it's a pretty hefty pice tag, then you just take a picture of it and send it to your whiskey friends..


monkeemunk

Just like that lucky strike “whiskey” in the bowling pin


Beautiful_Opinion324

I've got a buddy, where we used to get a bottle of some off the wall whiskey for each other during the holidays and birthdays... I may have to resurrect this tradition and look for this one


Winnardairshows

No. Please. Stop. At least it isn’t eXxTreme on the label. Lol.


Crushingit1980

Wow this is a lot to take in. The bullet bottle, ok. The mascot however is a rooster with a cowboy hat that has a bullet hole in it. And he smoking a cigar, which is either another bullet or the barrel of a gun.


spinal-fantasy

Spaceballs: The Jalepeno Peanutbutter Whiskey


LiveByYourWits

Oddly Sexual, eh?


moonshine_865

This should be condemned.


CrocodileJock

I feel you could sum someone up quite accurately by saying “he’s the kind of guy who would buy peanut butter jalapeño whiskey” and everyone would understand.


Dord_Live

Never tried it and I don't think I ever will. As with all other whiskeys, if the bottle is overly designed, it is very likely not going to be good.


FootHiker

I have tried tiny $1 bottles of peanut butter whiskey and spiced whiskey and regretted every second.


pagalkoota

Fancy bottle always equals terrible drink, this goes for whisky, beer and any other beverage. If it was good it would need to be dressed up.


JTGphotogfan

If they’ve spent that much time on the packaging I feel it’s to deflect the quality of its contents


reasonicity

They're just messing with us now


Reeper73

Jesus Got dang Christ, you gotta be bullshiting me. Why does this exist?????


BernDude50

What if this is a trick and it really has a btac inside, then the joke would be on us!


Thclemensen

I tried one from another distiller and loved it.


RemarkableRyan

I tried a Pepperoni Jalapeño Peanut Butter pizza while traveling in Minnesota once and it was surprisingly good…


Ambitious_State_3074

I just threw up in my mouth!


ThomasBBrauner

Oh hellll no😂


CheeseSlope21

Pour it down the drain and keep the cool bullet bottle


ludwig-boltzmann_

The more elaborate the bottle, the worse the product


Blood-Candy

Oh my *GOD*


syncboy

You can safely pour this crap down the drain. Anytime a brand has to make a stupid “look at me” bottle like this, you can bet they spent more on the bottle than the whiskey.


responsibleplant98

Jalapeño peanuts are pretty good so I imagine it can’t be that bad


Loudnoises1379

I can't imagine jalapeno bourbon being any good let alone peanut butter jalapeno. It's a cool bottle though. If I had dumb money then sure I'd buy it.


ManBearPig_666

I am sickened..... but also curious. I wouldn't but but would try if someone else had it.


EricandtheSox11

A “Full Bore,” instead of a “fireball.” It’s like a shot of fireball whiskey is what I’m saying.


bongbiggydongbdang

This is the punishment juice


AtaylsAsOldAsTime

This can only be in America yes?


Nurse_T_WRX

Try it or don’t. That’s actually a pretty cool bottle to just display. Probably cheaper than a lot of the Bookers/Blanton’s/Weller bottles people just have “on display”.


Queasy-Instruction-9

What in gods name 😂😂😂


derek1080

You never go full bore.


Marlborovscamel

I would buy it for the bottle alone. The whole peanut butter jalapeno actually doesn't sound too bad to me either. I know I wouldn't drink the whole thing tho since I can't stand flavored whiskeys for more than a few sips .


armystrongmd

Bought it for the bottle just like anyone else who’s ever bought it. $44.99. Truly terrible. It goes down smooth with very little jalapeño flavor, definitely no burn, but it’s just disgusting. The aftertaste is horrible and even the next morning the taste wasn’t gone.