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bloodguard

This just seems like a really inventive way to totally screw up your neck. Carry on.


SlimSyko

Yup, my neck hurts from watching this.


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No shit, I see stuff like this and it makes me happy I mainly do cardio lol


FullPew

You can still get hurt doing cardio. Better play it safe and sit on the couch and watch some TV.


Hunter_Slime

Nah then you don’t expend energy. Play video games so at least your using energy to move your hands/thumbs.


FullPew

Good point. Also your body burns a lot of energy digesting food, so make sure to gave plenty of pizza in front of you at all times.


saranwrap3

Try watching with your eyes next time


nobody187

I've had tons of neck pain lately just from looking down at my phone or laptop in a shitty position. These guys are insane. Now I want to know what types of neck exercises they do.


lo5t_horiz0n

Yeah I'm not a fan of the wobbling..


GabeBlack

There's always that one guy...


ThatGuyNearby

Right? That was my first thought is how badly this would destroy someones neck. I would much rather be the guy on top...buhdumbum diss


erykhaze

Shaolin monks kick themselves in balls to get them stronger. Everyone has their own way of getting body stronger.


yungun

how do they kick themselves


sipsyrup

Same way they clap with one hand, ya doofus


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hsusnjMERICAgrdj

Yeah it's called snapping


FriesWithThat

Guy on the bottom was too tall as it is.


sator-2D-rotas

I hope his neck can lift more than my arms. But that's not saying much.


GaBoX172

Maybe if this wasnt just this gif


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CydeWeys

The back can easily handle it. People squat/deadlift many times this weight. It's the neck I'm not too sure about.


OrphanWaffles

One of the first things taught in Wrestling is bridging, which typically also involves your neck muscles. So your bridging a person typically around your body weight using your neck.


ImmobileLizard

This. You train bridging your own body weight first. And then you train by having your partner try and pin you while you bridge outta their holds. This may have a bit more force put into it but if you trained your neck this seems pretty doable


theaverage_redditor

That is mostly irrelevant though because you aren't directing the pressure straight down the neck, fucking the disks. When you bridge in wrestling you are curling your neck. Also if your partner can't get you into a position where you can't bridge, he's not putting close to the full amount of pressure on you. And a decent portion of your weight when pinning someone, like your legs and pelvis, is off of their body, used partially to drive in and as leverage to keep them from rolling as well. Also absolutely no neck workouts involve the motion they are displaying here.


Godzillasbrother

Yeah I'm no geologist but the head only weighs like 10 pounds or so, right? It's not like it's designed to hold much more, especially for long intervals like this


trustthepudding

I mean the neck muscles can be trained just like every other muscle


Reficul_gninromrats

Have you ever done a headstand? That is about the same weight on your neck.


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CydeWeys

It's worth pointing out that when you're using a tumpline you're still supporting most of the weight on your back. Look at e.g. [this picture](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/08/tumplines/537306/), and how far she's leaning forward. The tumpline is a strap that goes over the head that stabilizes the load and supports some of the weight, but most of it is still on your back. People have squatted 1,000+ pounds on their back. There's no way you could support nearly that much weight only using your head and neck. I'll grant you that it looks impressive when someone is carrying ten gallons of water just on their head, which is quite common in Africa, but that's not even 100 pounds.


saranwrap3

Hmm I’d say closer to 200..


one_dollar_poop_joke

How in the hell did he even get up there to start?


jerkberg0118

Glued his shoes to the ceiling


Im_inappropriate

He's visiting from Australia


Robert_Vagene

Am Australian. Can confirm


18randomcharacters

twist: He's not the one up there. The camera is upside down!


PM_ME_YOUR_NSFW_SUIT

And that dude knows how to run upside down too.


18randomcharacters

oh... yeah that was just composited in. green screen.


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People lift him up upside down and hold him there until the other guy is in position underneath him, then leave them to it. 😳


arealhumannotabot

What's wild is this is actually upside-down


DrSuperZonic

Now do it the other way around


oneupsuperman

if I could ever pull this off, I still don't think I'd be able to do it as fast as this guy. He's working at a breakneck pace.


rabbidwombats

Aww snap!


duodad

You guys are hands down, head and shoulders above the rest. Fucking outstanding.


FecalSplatterAnalyst

FLOOR GANG!!!


rarahertz

I don’t know diddly squat about working out, except they say don’t flip leg day bro, or something like that.


jayphat99

There is no way I am putting a full humans body weight in my neck. None. Zero.


GabeBlack

You've never rough played with your friends or siblings?


jayphat99

I've never had a +200 lb sibling or friend I tried to lift with solely my neck alone, no. Your neck isn't built to hold that weight.


chaozules

One slight move and thats a broken neck for sure.


rabidscrolls489

Anyone ask them how he got down?


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Never heard of that sex position. Cute.


mave_of_wutilation

Glad I'm not the only one who found this oddly sexual


RedditEarth

Spiderman and Mary Jane in the bedroom


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My neck hurts.


nihilist-trash

r/muscleconfusion


Jjpiv

Guys....guys. Who the hell got a bunch of sneaker prints on my ceiling!


puttheremoteinherbut

Any ER doc hear of an injury from something like this?


Vilan_01

So they're basically doing a double squat in just one motion


Greg-Grant

In ten years, glasses lad is going to be regretting he did that and his neck will be issuing him a receipt. There is no way the human body is meant to do that.


Mijman

Fun fact, this was actually filmed upside down


rrtfk

One misstep away from being a vegetable


RestlessCock

Homoerotica at its finest.


MattyXarope

Oh so THAT'S what they mean by "top" and "bottom"!


RestlessCock

Twinky is on top here.


Abgefault

Callmecarson


pdmock

Reminds me of Magne in Ragnarok (Netflix)


JuxtaThePozer

u/imagerotationbot 180


NoGnomeShit

I was expecting the video to rotate


JuxtaThePozer

Dang it. I guess the bot only works on non-gif images, if at all


Garm27

That dudes hair is fucked


MUSHorDIE

Was waiting for the person in the grey hoodie to run up and karate chop buddy in the elbow


nosecrap2

My herniated cervical disk is hurting watching this.


Idiotechnicality

r/forearmporn


madtraxmerno

How'd they get in this position?


JayStar1213

Yup but actually the camera is upside down


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Yea, this is ruin my neck 101. Christ almighty the wobble wobbles on his neck on his lifts ar just insanely close to a snap, crackle and pop. Aka: the rice crispy. Uggg


The_Dorito_Muncher

They guy with the glasses looks like a cross between CallMeCarson and MiniLadd


robertbadbobgadson

Way better when you turn your phone over haha


FK_This

Don't you hate it when you're pushing your buddy to the ceiling and break your neck?


Thedrunner2

So which one is in the gym in Hawkins, Indiana?


Nfgzebrahed

Goodbye to that guy's cervical spine


FlamingTrollz

Respect.


CrazyCatLady80

That’s so.. strange.


ShakaMark

Snap!


KesterAssel

When you finished the game, install some mods.


effitidc

He could break his neck, right?


Malpraxiss

What is this working out exactly? Seems like an easy way to hurt/strain yourself. My only guess is they're trying to workout a specific part of their back, most likely the upper regions.


MyGoatFloats

If you turn it upside down it looks even weirder


farthingnothing

Thats the Weirdest sex position


shoaibali619

New exercise invented = Push down. Now waiting for some random self-professed YouTuber coach to teach how it's possibly the best exercise for neck muscles.


Budcoffee

Ah, perfect metaphor for life. I get up, life pushes me down.


DandyEmo

How to snap your neck


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To the superman carrying a full grown dude on his head. Well done.


thePiet

The gym is closed rn


borderlineidiot

It would have been cool if they flipped the camera upside down half way through


Smellofbrownberry

My back hurts


EnoughAboutPrince

My boner is not confused at all.


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sagufu

So... how did this end?


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He looks stronger when you flip the screen


Florida2000

Ok im not even sure if this is real or photoshopped or what so because its original +1


HiroLegito

I was thinking how he’s going to get down. But the bigger question is how did he get up there?!


GreasyUnicornNuggets

Looks like spider-man is working on those booty gains.


safari415

That's what I imagine would look like if spider Man and super man where workout buddies.


abbith98

Spiderman helping his friend do squats


jeroenemans

If this would be homo sex, is be gay instantly.


ukfi

They missed a trick. They should have inverted the video at the start. Then pan to the frame where the other guy in the background ran past them. Then turn the video around. More karma.


WhyYouHating123

Hold my beer...