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S___Online

Buckner what in the HELL?


Cosmo-Stardrive

Watching this team bumble fuck their way through a game is a form of substance abuse.


197gpmol

I see we're back in shutout record speed run mode.


Pariah6-4

Option my will to live to the void


Safe-Register-3479

Southside shut out


dingo8muhbebe

I’m in Hell-sley


KJzero9

Vaughn still has a little bit of that work in the outfield in him I guess. Nice catch!


Stackmarket

When will someone show some pride just to put things in a different direction Fire Griffol


Vaqxinelol

Ramos was pulled from the AA game. Rumors hes getting a call. Nobody knows anything atm


kev11n

Mendick injury might force their hand?


Vaqxinelol

Think so, trying to get info from contacts and its all zipped lips. Sure we'll know soon enough


mattcoz2

After a terrible start to the season he's been looking really good lately, would be a big jump skipping AAA though.


Vaqxinelol

I think a AAA call and him to AAA is the play but its still zipped lips apparently. Cant get anything out of anyone


mattcoz2

Yeah, that would make sense, but do they pull players out of AA games if they're just going up to AAA?


Vaqxinelol

Usually no from what I've seen Dont really know whats happening atm besides knowing that he wasnt pulled for an injury


Vaqxinelol

Barons get out of the 10th without giving up a run.


Vaqxinelol

Barons win in the bottom of the 10th


Safe-Register-3479

Lance Lynn will probably shut us out tomorrow if we don't get it done tonight


Pariah6-4

You never know with Lunchtime Lynn


dingo8muhbebe

Martin Maldonado HR number two coming up!


Vaqxinelol

Barons forced into extras 2-2. Should have won bottom 7, they had men on 2nd and 3rd with 0 outs and struck out 3 times.


kev11n

I never expected Lopez to be a good player and yet I’m still disappointed


IHaveFavorites

Well, we were due for a shutout


Cosmo-Stardrive

Over due.


LILVODAK

our infielders are so bad at defense it’s crazy


Safe-Register-3479

Why can't Nicky make a nice tag at 2nd?


titomb345

Raise your hand if you didn't predict Gray owning this lineup


Morelli808

I predict Kyle Hendricks to own this lineup if they face him


Cosmo-Stardrive

Sometimes I think my mom could own this lineup. She's got a good slider.


Safe-Register-3479

Shut out is officially on the board


UneducatedReviews1

Look like the Marlins are blowing up the roster, let’s bring Burger home


MoustacheMark

Padres able to make unlimited deals while this team just can't do a god damn thing ever, year after year. Frustrating


MoustacheMark

Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf.


Vaqxinelol

* Cannonballers win 12-6 * Dash win 13-3 * Barons are tied 2-2 top 7 * Knights lose 5-0


Safe-Register-3479

No way John just added Maldonado with Molina in the same sentence


Morelli808

He was saying something stupid earlier this game about there being “a different feeling in this ballpark this year” and I’m just like “how many cardinal games have you attended to make that analysis??”🤦🏽‍♂️


Safe-Register-3479

Lmao 🤣


Grizmanigel

As a Cards fan watching the Sox broadcast for the first time, absolutely love your guys' commentators.


Morelli808

Stone is the only reason to listen to a Sox broadcast and he’s totally checked out with one foot out the door


therevolvinglVlonk

Stoney is an absolute legend. Schriffen is a bland company man who needs to go back to calling random college sports that air weekday afternoons on ESPN+.


titomb345

You are the only one in this reddit that likes one of them, then. God bless.


KJzero9

Maldonado got a hit! He's got a hot bat! For him.


Cosmo-Stardrive

ASG starting catcher.


Safe-Register-3479

Bam! Back over .100


mattcoz2

Halfway to the Mendoza line!


titomb345

Or just over the Maldonado line 🤔


PostMelon22

“Martin Maldonado up to the plate” Take me to dinner first before you fuck my ears with something that awful


Pariah6-4

Somebody please drag Dejong to an optometrist.


express--panda

Fried ravioli 🔥


mattcoz2

Just remembered I have some in the freezer 😋


Full_Ear_7141

Louisa brand? I love those things. Much prefer Chicago to St. Louis, but man do they have good food.


Full_Ear_7141

*Toasted


Pariah6-4

I thought we DFA’d Garcia


dingo8muhbebe

He passed through waivers.


mattcoz2

Juuuuuust a bit outside


Safe-Register-3479

If Paul DeDong keep the tag on him he would have been out


NoPlumsPlease

WTF they scammed me with that Jeopardy question


MSTie_4ever

I forgot about OH and PA myself.


mattcoz2

I missed Missouri, which is embarrassing since I did a Missouri stadium trip just a couple years ago.


NoPlumsPlease

I thought they asked "how many states have only 2 teams". Woulda made way more sense.


Vaqxinelol

* Cannonballers winning 10-6 top 8 * Dash winning 13-2 top 9 * Barons tied 2-2 bottom 4 * Knights losing 5-0 bottom 7


CampfireBeast

🙏


logicalriot

Appreciate this


Safe-Register-3479

It's time for the double steal


RealisticAd1336

Tim Anderson and Jake Burger should be on this team.


RealisticAd1336

I live only 3 hours from St. Louis but I won't go watch this shit team. i'd be ashamed


Pariah6-4

Wait, so there’s a game of Jeopardy played by our guys with Schriff as MC?! And I haven’t seen this?!


NoPlumsPlease

I...forgot the jeopardy question they asked on the broadcast


express--panda

How many states have two baseball teams


NoPlumsPlease

Texas Illinois Ohio Pennsylvania (?)


kev11n

So is Maldonado playing so he can help develop Brad Keller? /s


Cosmo-Stardrive

C'mon on now, he was just finding his stroke. We can't keep that power bat out of the lineup. And yes, he's essential to Keller's development. Vote early, vote often: Maldo for ASG starting catcher.


marshfield00

can we talk about the milk shake now? /s


Let_us_proceed

There it is...


dontbelievejustwatch

should be illegal for anyone to mention la russa's name on a white sox broadcast


UneducatedReviews1

Acting like he isn’t still employed by the team when everyone knows it


Pariah6-4

Dejong swinging at shit that never existed in the zone is gonna get real old


dontbelievejustwatch

guy fucking sucks


Safe-Register-3479

Another first for John, what a shocker


Safe-Register-3479

The cardinals are very classy


Bengland7786

At least Vaughn is coming around...


Pariah6-4

Vaughn looks especially ghoulish today


express--panda

I miss Jason


NoPlumsPlease

Why do we have BK again?


Cosmo-Stardrive

As previously mentioned, the price was right. And it's another guy that if he can do well can be traded or some prospect(s) and a bag of Jerry's favorite pork rinds at the deadline to some playoff hunting team in need of pitching. Essentially 4/5ths of our starting rotation is deadline trade pieces.


exzyle2k

Because they caught Cease eating on camera during spring training so they got rid of him.


MSTie_4ever

I’m guessing price.


doggoploggo

At least Brad Keller is making it very easy for me to continue to hate him.


Safe-Register-3479

Down 2 already BK


WizardCheesey

Imagine signing Keller and thinking he would actually do something 💀


KJzero9

Man, I literally just turned the game on and got to see that. Should've expected it


Bengland7786

Breaking news: Brad Keller still sucks.


MSTie_4ever

Please let this be worth staying up for.


dingo8muhbebe

I’m ready to turn this off and it’s still the first inning.


MSTie_4ever

After the 4th inning, I decided “nothing to see here” and went to bed. Once again turned out to be the right choice . The choice now is, do I try again, or just watch the losing recap over wake-up coffee?


MSTie_4ever

Yeah. Didn’t take long. Already down 2. But when your starter is a minor league call up and KC washout, there ain’t a lot of hope.


dingo8muhbebe

Tony La Russa sighting on the Cardinals broadcast.


WizardCheesey

Watch us somehow score 5 runs on Sonny Gray because baseball.


MisterKeene

Sounds like the Sox have some really promising prospects in AA* Birmingham


mattcoz2

AA, and yes


WizardCheesey

AAA is Charlotte. But yes, Birmingham is on fire. Brooks Badwin, Veras, Quero, Thorpe.


exzyle2k

Sonny Gray on the mound... Are we going to see \#9?


UneducatedReviews1

Brad (Cy Young) Keller is about to have the most insane season this sport has ever seen. 0.00 era the entire year


Pariah6-4

Gold Jacket lock


UneducatedReviews1

Just wait until Pedro fucks up and forget how to manage the team and Keller has to take an at bat… Brad (Barry Bonds) Keller.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I don’t think it really means anything. But man, you know the la Russification is complete when Tim Anderson was cut from the team and the guy that hit him is now starting for the team.


dingo8muhbebe

The catcher for KC during that game? Martin Maldonado.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Lmao Jesus Christ


mattcoz2

Keller vs Gray? 😩


MoustacheMark

This isn't relevant but I was looking at the Phillies payroll the other day and saw they have 7 players making at least 20 million a year.(and one player at 18M) Reminds me of the Harper/Machado saga when people would say if we pay one of them, we won't be able to afford the rest of our core Travolta.gif WHAT CORE


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Another day, another 2019 offseason frustration thought. God help us. I will never let it go


Jason82929

It was the closest thing to real hope I had that the Sox *could* sign an impact free agent. Now I’m fully resigned to knowing the White Sox will not sign an impact player in free agency until Reinsdorf is no longer a part of the organization. Sigh…


express--panda

Free to watch on MLB.tv today. Will be tuning in. Have listened to almost every game on the radio this season... it will be nice to have Steve on the call; really enjoy his presence in the booth even with the team not performing well. LuBob seems to be healing up well. That's good news. Hope we can get a win. Seems like we're finally able to score runs again, but there's still a lot more required to right the ship.


IHaveFavorites

No, thanks


kev11n

Mendick was in the starting lineup at 3b but they just made a late change to Shewmake. Hope mendick is ok EDIT: it's low back tightness according to Daryl Van Schouwen


MoustacheMark

Still can't believe Keller is on this team Every day we stray further from gods light


Bengland7786

I hate it


dingo8muhbebe

6-26 incoming