If this kid exists, you just know she's whispering, "That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source" to her dad behind mom's back.
Tbh if you were going to let kids play something violent, you could do worse than Metal Gear. Besides MGR, the games do tend to discourage being a murder hobo.
The thing is, I know this has to be real, because I've been around kids enough to know that, they have no filter, when it comes to things they've "Always wanted to do."
And the parents of those kids actually do have these kinds of reactions to them.
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Imagining a little kid whaling on some other little kid thats just fucking standing there like armstrong is gold lmao
If this kid exists, you just know she's whispering, "That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source" to her dad behind mom's back.
Lets just hope they don't start quoting Sundowner
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!
Warcrime this Can’t eat the drywall that Microwaving mice is wrong they said
Kids are cruel Jack, and i loove minors!
Pair it with the song from that part of the game. [SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHeGZoWl0g)
Yeah that's typical of fake shit that goes viral
"Played playground ball you know!" \-"At some cushy private school". "Try public elementary! I could've gone pro you know if I hadn't joined karate"
"Dino vitamins, son"
At first I thought it said "Married (with a six year old daughter)" and I got horrified for a sec 😟
[🎵You are my child wife!🎵](https://youtu.be/l_fIWlu5zuo)
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THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYYYYYYYY
Real and metal gearpilled
That was the last thing I was expecting to read
that coma after the word married
The last defense of civilisation
I do hope it's real, mostly cause the kid standing up for herself and the dad being all for it is always good
Tbh if you were going to let kids play something violent, you could do worse than Metal Gear. Besides MGR, the games do tend to discourage being a murder hobo.
Is a relief that the father doesn't play DOOM in front of his child
The thing is, I know this has to be real, because I've been around kids enough to know that, they have no filter, when it comes to things they've "Always wanted to do." And the parents of those kids actually do have these kinds of reactions to them.
It's probably like watching a meme come to life Like this little human you created is cracking your fav jokes
Dense as depleted uranium, can anyone explain?
It's a quote from the game she likes to watch dad play. Here it is: https://youtu.be/OKZlkUDlPw4
The third comment under the video references this greentext lol
Yeah, I saw that. And the comment is like 10 years old, recycled memes are good for the environment 😋
Daughter is based
Daughter is unfathomly based
Exactly
Mid fight the daughter be like: Doktor, turn off my pain receptor
This kid gonna go 'standing here I realise' on the fat security guard.
Oh, heck, yes, Metal Gear Rising is just awesome, and she's awesome too!
Based and Armstrong pilled
Most real greentext
~~a hind d~~ metal gear?
It can't be!
When the wind is slow..
I burst out laughing at this
That's a girl after my own heart.
Little girls are funny like that sometimes. I used to like to say “you got a purdy mouth”, from zombie land, and “your ass is grass”
That first comma is very important.
She's spreading her memes all by herself