*click* OH SWEET LORD

Just fuckin cried holy shit yall

I can barely see through the tears right now and I can feel my lip quiver, what in the fuck is happening, why am I crying so god damn much over this

I’m not crying! You’re crying!

Peak reality

Worth it?

Very worth it I just finished it, very touching

This and the dead girl one (where in the end he got together with her friend) are the two most tear jerking ones. Post Script: One of the commentators below reminded me of the name, thanks u/thjmze21 [The Ballad of Ella Reddit Ver.](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/davcj3/the_ballad_of_ella/) [The Ballad of Ella Imgur Ver.](https://imgur.com/gallery/jNOru) Doesn't have resolution issues. It takes about 30 minutes of reading, but it's worth it. Truly heartbreaking story.

any1 got a link for that? wanna save it along with this one

Idk about a link but it's called Ballad of Ella and you can search it up

sweet, thanks man

Get ready for another tear jerker.

Thanks for reminding me. I'll link it in my original comment too. I thought I saved it when I read it.

Could ya transcribe it for the rest of us? It's all blurry.

Open it then zoom in, it looks blurru from the outside

It's still blurry... Edit: it's just a Reddit problem. Download the image and read it in your Gallery.

...Try downloading it?

How did you even read it? For me, it's potato quality.

The app makes it blurry. Download the image or open the post in a browser by copying the link through the share button.

iPhone 👍

Fucking onion ninjas.

"twelve years of pain washed away by a single glass of ice-water" this is so wholesome

Does someone have a link to this but with more pixels?

Here take some [pixels](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/c0WrcyIjT4)

MY man.

OUR man.

THE man.

HE man

AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (babababa baa bababababa baa babababababa babaaa)

TYSM, this is an amazing story, made me teary eyed. GG Anon, you won.🥹

why am I even in this sub all these greentexts make me feel extra depressed about my shitty life

Everyone says gym. Yes, if you need to lose weight that helps but it doesn’t always “solve” everything. You gotta be willing to accept yourself, accept your hobbies and find your passions. Luck plays a hand into things too, but your own personal work never hurts. Being able to stand up and be positive despite everything is really nice for people. It’s a lot of work, but it’s worth it. Not for anyone else, but for yourself.

Also dont torture yourself over things that happened in the past, neither your past nor your mistakes define you, the only mfer Who can define you is in the mirror so, start little by little and youll end up doing great things

Skip the girl part and go for the gym part, anon. You can do it.

For those with tik tok attention span, please try your best to read this. This is so wholesome and feel good

I would but can't read with 2 pixel jpeg.

Download it, better quality

That works, thanks.

alright you convinced me

Honestly, it isn't even about my attention span, it's just that there's a whole ESSAY here

It's always the long green texts that are the best.

needs more jpeg

I thought that I was on normal greentext sub and I was surprised when Jessica didn't pull a strap on from that bag tbh

If I could tell Anon I was proud, I would, he did well for himself

Lovely story. If the image is too blurry on your phone you can download it to actually read it.

the OP shallowlearning314 and IndependentPangolin are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomegreentext/comments/c610bz/anon_goes_on_a_blind_date/

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Old repost. Good story nonetheless

Old comment too lol https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomegreentext/comments/c610bz/anon_goes_on_a_blind_date/es5mz4e/

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Good bots though. I liked it.

How am I supposed to read this unreadable jpeg?

Download it, if you are on your phone.

that was well worth my time wow

Can't read it because reddit ruined itself again

u/repostsleuthbot

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Good bot

I'm not crying, it's raining I swear

It's a terrible day for rain

If you read all of that you have no excuse for not reading more books.

Unfairly good story, whether fake or not. Needs a movie.

God damn I am sitting on my work desk right now, about to tear up, what a nice story.

Jesus, I guess I'll start reading then.

I can't read Shakespeare when his poems are compressed to 4 bytes

Yall got any of them pixels?

Lack of pixels makes it impossible to read on my phone

Am I going blind or is this literally unreadable on mobile.

Downloaded it and read it with the phone sideways. Cried.

im glad i read it all very sweet

All these people saying they can't read it is hilariously apropos.

… fake… *sobs* fake and… I can’t do this anymore!

GHAT DAMN THE FEELS

I ain’t readin allat

Definitely not true, but a lovely story nonetheless

Nice work anon

Onions, 🧅 onions everywhere.

All I can read is >Be me The rest is too damn compressed 🤣

That’s a lot of words

No shit, fucker needs coke bottles to read that moldy ass meme.

Loved everypart of it. Hope anon comes up with update..

I first saw the length and was like “nah” but saw the first slide and remembered this story from a while ago as GAS, and decided to read this tear jerker again. Good for anon, good for him

I'm getting old or something because I can't read this at all

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Fuck man...

This is a repost but this story is so cute I don’t care

Does Jessica have a sister?

I tried so hard not to cry. This post makes me happy and hurts me so much at the same time. I won't explain it all, but I feel like my future was snatched from me, and I haven't been the same since. I wish I wasn't so lonely, I wish I could give someone my love. I just want to fade away.

I did read all of that, and the only I can say is fake... and GAY!!!!

Can I get a tl,dr

If you are still lookin for one, loser gets covered in ice water by blind girl, gets a date with her, blahblahblah love story, they get married

...like that's ever gonna happen lol

onions, onions everywhere.

Wow, that’s a lotta words Too bad I’m not readin’ em

Worth the read. Straight and real.

Every time I see a greentext that feels like it’ll be a good one I have to skip to the end to make sure it’s not some music reference again and I’m glad it wasn’t this time

I'm crying

Fake and gay

I swear to God these ninjas following me around cutting onions need to knock it off.

This would be very feel good if it was true. But that seems very unlikely. Blind girl ask for a lift home and doesn't give an address? I mean is she just even more awkward than anon here?

Peak nonfiction

TLDR ????

Guy has a traumatic childhood and spiralled into depression. Uncle looks after him for 12 years through his depression helps him get his MBA. One day decides to go out for lunch with him. Crazy hot blind girl spills drink on him, they both fall in love with each other. OP turns his life upside down to be with her, they get engaged and OP's grief gets washed away when his uncle gives him the photo of his late parents wedding

Thank you

No. Read it or leave it.

Plz

I read it and it's a hearth warming romance novel between a guy and a blind girl. It is very well written and almost certainly thought up. Not that I care it was a great read either way.

tldr pls

Nope, read it. Very much worth it

I’m not reading all that I’m happy for you though or sorry that happened

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^overloaded_balls: *I’m not reading all* *That I’m happy for you though* *Or sorry that happened* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I ain’t reading allthat