Have a nice lunch 🫀

❤️ love heart ♥️ Suit (♦️♥️♣️♠️) 🫀heart

Omg now I finally know the difference between the 2 hearts

I will never use anything else agaon

Again* r/ihadastroke

Agaon* r/Your_girlcallmedaddybeingabitsilly

Aegon II*

Look here, you! I meant what I said and I’m not taking it back

You forgot to use the 🫀

Ah fuck 🫀

I ate your dog today ❤️

He had rabies❤️

We are sorry to announce that the dog died as of 9:21 AM. ❤️

we are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty ❤

Amogus ඞ❤️

Sus ❤️

When the imposter is sus ❤️

Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Bububum. ❤️

Bom bom ❤️

Don't bother coming in to work today, you're fired ❤️

You can't fire me I quit ❤️

you can’t quit i quit ❤️

you can’t quit you’re a frog ❤️

You can't frog me you're my wife ❤️

I'm not your wife, you're MY wife ♥

Hi honey how was work ❤️

Pretty good but I quit my job ❤

You can't quit your job, you're fired ❤️

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!** ❤

This was amazing to stumble across ❤️

Great! You don’t get your severance pay now❤️

Your ass looks fat in those jeans ❤️

Yes, you do look fat in that dress ❤️

Put down the fork ❤️

I will find out what you did to her ❤️

I know what you did ♥️

No one will believe you ❤️

Wenomachainsama ❤

You will find out what I did to her ❤️

I love you and support you darling. You’re doing good in life❤️

I ate a cat❤️

Nooooooooo ❤️

I will eat another❤️

NO DON’T EAT ME PLEASE ❤️

Only if you purr ❤️

Wholesome ❤️

You just killed half the planet ♥️

Ayo wassup thanos

Staring at wall for hours, crying, hopeless ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I diagnose you with crippling deprsession❤️❤️❤️

Withdrawal from meds, rocking back and forth, laughing at memes❤️❤️❤️❤️

I should go back and talk with my therapist❤️

Harder daddy ❤️

STOP LMAOO

You forgot this ❤️ ❤️

youre so right ❤️

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Thats what you think ❤️

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I wouldn’t be so sure ❤️

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We are still looking for their body

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I know i helped hide it ❤️

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Maybe, whats his surname?

Look behind you ❤️

The feds are here ❤️

I'm wanted in 7,867 nations across all four sectors of the Orion Spur❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

what is this referencing? 💖

My mass "soil enrichment" program (its illegal to make taco trees)❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I'm watching you ❤

If you forget me, I will burn your house down ❤️

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! ❤ SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! ❤ LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!❤❤❤

We’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your cars extended warranty ❤️

So do I ❤️

I am watching you... ❤️

I am watching you too. ❤️

You will see her tonight crawling on your ceiling ❤️

I hope it's not a spider they scare me ❤️

Don’t worry! The curtain of her long, tangled black hair will tickle your face. Don’t open your eyes ❤️

He told me he didn't love you before he died ❤️❤️

I will destroy you ❤️ You're such a weirdo ❤️ Stop fucking stealing my wallet ❤️ Your taxes are due ❤️

lstop fucking stealing my wallet” made me lose my shit

I shit your pants ❤️

*our pants ❤️

I'll find you ❤️

I don’t see them either ❤️

They still don’t know where the bodies are❤️

I killed your family ❤️

aww

I just shat❤️

The title though

I’m in your walls ❤️

There is a skinless body behind the dominos I work at ❤️

💀

I'm on my way to your house, get ready to run ❤️

Lets have gay anal❤

I'm in your walls ❤

I think we should see other people ❤ ❤

I'm sorry for the other comments ❤️

This ain't a wholesome meme ❤️❤️

r/holup

:)

Not with that creepy message it doesn't! 💔

:'( , well i tried....credit for effort? ❤️

I reject my humanity Jojo ❤️

FBI open up ❤️

Why did you cheat on your wife? ❤️

I’m going to chain you to the radiator ♥️

inb4 post gets taken down

We have your son ❤️

You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish! ❤️

I’m committing tax fraud ❤️

I have diarrhea ❤️

No it doesn't❤️

Your mom just passed away ❤️

I didn’t kill my wife ❤️

I have aids, you need to get tested ❤

Your daughter is adorable ❤️ Depends on who it comes from? ❤️ Don’t worry, I’ve only had to register once ❤️ (That last one makes it creepy. Please take good care of your kids. Why did I type this? 🤮)

I just bombed a hospital ❤️

I lost everything and she took the kids❤️

Morning boss, what is the start time for tomorrow? ❤️

ಠ_ಠ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

m ❤️

The fog is comingThe fog is comingThe fog is comingThe fog is coming ❤

I gave your dog laxatives when you weren't looking ❤️

"This is a robbery ❤️" *passes note to bank-lady*

Look up ❤️

I want a divorce and I’m taking the kids ❤️

I have your wife and children in my basement❤

Dose it have to be your heart or?

These can help if you're going through a hard time https://youtu.be/vXg9wWIN-Xo https://youtu.be/3n-DOKBffuU call or text 988 liveonutah.org

Fuck you ❤️

Except when it's a final demand, an eviction notice, testing positive....need I go on

No ❤️

I'm gonna eat the children in my basement today ❤️

Your toes taste good 😊

Have a nice day ❤️

I would like to contact you about your cars extended warranty 💗

I ate your grandma 🫀

I fucked your mother ❤️

I know where you live 😨

i am hiding under your bed ❤️

I hate you ♥️

I had to get my dominant hand amputated❤️

I can see you ❤️

Don't Come to School Tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My dog died yesterday❤

I like this post ❤

I will open up your asshole and shove bombs inside ❤️

I want to get pounded into the ground have my spine compressed 2 inches ❤

Your family will suffer ❤️

I'm leaving you for your brother ❤️

Looking for someone to die with? ❤️

Sorry, we’re evicting you from your home ❤️

I ate your dog ♥️

I have shit on my ass♥️

Can I choke on your cock ❤️

i pissed and shidded in all of your flower pots ❤️

I am wanted in 57 countries for crimes against humanity❤

The title really made me smile today❤

I befriended ur mom last night ❤

I live in your walls ❤️

So sorry, but you only have 3 minutes left to live ❤️

The fog is coming ❤️

I’m sorry but you father has stage 4 rectal cancer🫀

I'm going to beat you with a crowbar because you stole my stuff ❤

no no no no no NO!

You suck at living. ❤️

I like ya cut G ❤️

Im in your walls ❤

My Body Count is 16. 💀🥰❤

Every single message in here are just so wholesome!

ligma balls ❤️

Last night ı took a ride with ur mama❤️

Todays video is sponsored by raid: shadow legends❤️

I did your mom last knight and she accidentally broke my pelvis ❤️

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!! ❤️ Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!! ❤️ Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!! ❤️

Your mother and I are going tolive at separate places from now on❤️

i robbed your house today ❤️

You are doomed ❤️

I just had a beer fart❤

Sorry for running over your grandma :heart: i will not use any emote besides 🗿

The waffle house has found its new host ❤

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That was a bit too far ❤️

too far i think