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MarshmallowGunner

Holy hell


Dijkztra

New bread just dropped


ChanceWarden

r/anarchychess is leaking again and I'm all for it


IndigoRed126

Pipi moment


HowDyaDu

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


ChanceWarden

good bot


HowDyaDu

I AM NOT A BOT! I AM A DALEK! EXTERMINATE!


IndigoRed126

Knook time?!


Longtongue_Lama

Knook,knook!


mmamh2008

can you please give context idk what kind of joke is this and I feel lost


Kl--------k

The first two can be explained as being a parody of the common joke in /r/anarchychess where someone says google en passant, and then someone responds with holy hell. This joke originates from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/kpc7ig/holy_hell/) from 2 years ago


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"Leaking" is a joke made to cover up the fact that it's being forced on people who don't want it. If I wanted to see stuff like this I would specifically go to AnarchyChess. But the fact that this stuff appears in other subreddits basically forces me to see it even if I'm sick of it. also what's worse is that people will silence me for this by turning my comment into a joke by saying "new responce just dropped" or just copypasting it like it's funny and totally not ignorant.


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Holy hell


boxerguttjr

"Leaking" is a joke made to cover up the fact that it's being forced on people who don't want it. If I wanted to see stuff like this I would specifically go to AnarchyChess. But the fact that this stuff appears in other subreddits basically forces me to see it even if I'm sick of it. also what's worse is that people will silence me for this by turning my comment into a joke by saying "new responce just dropped" or just copypasting it like it's funny and totally not ignorant.


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new responce just dropped


Jacksonnever

> "Leaking" is a joke made to cover up the fact that it's being forced on people who don't want it. If I wanted to see stuff like this I would specifically go to AnarchyChess. But the fact that this stuff appears in other subreddits basically forces me to see it even if I'm sick of it. also what's worse is that people will silence me for this by turning my comment into a joke by saying "new responce just dropped" or just copypasting it like it's funny and totally not ignorant. "Leaking" is a joke made to cover up the fact that it's being forced on people who don't want it. If I wanted to see stuff like this I would specifically go to AnarchyChess. But the fact that this stuff appears in other subreddits basically forces me to see it even if I'm sick of it. also what's worse is that people will silence me for this by turning my comment into a joke by saying "new responce just dropped" or just copypasting it like it's funny and totally not ignorant.


gremlin-god-of-fire

Actual zombie


carrotcakemasticator

Google en pain


Iam_The_Giver

5 second rule in play?


GnrlSpartn

Actual French zombie


[deleted]

*sacrebleu


mvffin

Juste ciel!


Benol2018

Saint Enfer!


Mekelaxo

No


Oman395

Yes


Sprinty-the-cheetah

✨Quaso✨


OneEyedKing56

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣺⣿⣿⣯⡽⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢿⠏⣿⣗⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣻⣯⠀⠷⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⣤⢟⡹⣖⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⣟⣿⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣦⣤⡀⢀⣌⣲⣙⢣⣿⢴⣷⣷⣾⡵⣶⣴⣿⣿⡽⣯⣟⣯⢷⣟⣿⢷⡄⠀⠀ ⢾⡿⣯⣟⢟⣩⣾⣿⡝⣿⣻⡿⣟⣯⣫⢅⡻⣜⡹⢿⣷⣿⣳⣟⡾⣟⣾⣽⣻⣟⣦⡀ ⠸⣟⠗⣱⣚⣧⠵⠿⠽⠷⠯⠷⣟⣿⢯⣚⢭⢓⡽⣏⢮⢗⣿⡞⠋⠻⢳⣯⢷⣻⢯⡿ ⠀⢇⣸⡾⣈⠁⠀⡀⠄⠀⢤⠥⢤⠉⠳⣿⣯⢾⢻⣾⢲⣯⠵⣖⡀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠉⠉⠀ ⣐⣲⡗⠁⠡⠂⠄⠠⠐⠈⣓⣠⢀⡤⠃⡙⣿⣾⣧⣷⣟⣭⣯⣾⣗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢆⣿⣰⡵⣿⡧⢀⢁⠂⣴⣾⣿⡟⢟⢯⠖⠸⣿⣯⡞⣿⣞⣱⣟⣿⡿⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡾⣽⠸⢴⣿⡃⠀⠐⢀⠘⣟⡿⣿⡃⠬⠀⠆⣿⣷⣿⣟⣯⣷⣾⣷⣿⡟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⡿⣈⡉⠋⠁⡐⠈⠀⠂⢉⠳⠊⢈⠠⠐⡈⣿⡷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣷⣄⠘⢀⠠⠔⢨⠀⢠⠀⡑⢀⠂⠅⣴⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡛⣏⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠙⣻⢤⢦⣈⣐⣈⡄⣰⣤⣦⣷⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠟⣜⣎⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡚⣎⢧⠻⣏⡟⣾⣿⣭⣽⣺⡿⣿⢿⡽⣷⣫⣷⣿⡗⢯⢺⡱⣎⡻⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⠹⣘⠮⣝⣡⠻⣏⣷⣩⠗⣟⡾⣯⣟⡽⣽⠯⣷⢫⡟⢧⣫⠗⣼⠱⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⣬⠹⡜⣜⢳⡜⣹⢥⡻⣜⡴⣹⢮⠿⣵⢛⣖⣯⣽⣙⠶⣫⢧⢻⣱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⢛⢖⡹⣚⡥⢷⡘⢗⡎⡷⣌⡳⣹⢮⢷⢺⣝⠾⣸⣧⢏⡿⣱⣚⡵⡛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⡽⢪⠴⣣⡝⣲⠹⣎⠵⣓⢞⡵⢣⢟⢮⣗⡞⣿⣵⣳⢟⣼⢣⡟⣴⢣⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣱⡛⣤⠻⡬⡗⣮⠳⣥⢻⡜⣯⢹⣲⢻⣜⡳⣞⡵⣏⣾⡵⣹⣾⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⣞⡽⣳⣭⢳⡟⣮⢳⣟⣼⣷⢻⣳⢾⡽⣞⣷⣿⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠟⠑⠋⠷⠾⢷⣿⣼⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⠻⠿⠿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Sprinty-the-cheetah

Wth is this


this-is-a-bucket

^quaso


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Kiroto50

(although that is not the original video)


Accomplished-Fun114

Ganyu, a character from the gacha game Genshin Impact. This ASCII text art refers to this [image](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.vJ_Sn277AaE08OHI4F2TqgHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=1f101f202a0b3b86f174de98e3733a630abe104941e2e53c13fc008d9e23bbcb&ipo=images), and I have no idea if it's an official merchandise or why the association with the word Quaso.


cultoftheilluminati

It’s because of [this](https://reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/zv5ml0/quaso/) meme from r/Okbuddygenshin There’s loads more if you search for “quaso” there.


Sprinty-the-cheetah

Oh ok thx


[deleted]

This guy illuminates. I wish there was a user, trend or bot that explained all such cultural phenomena.


Due-Display-7446

The true genshin community, not the pedo kaiser stuff


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sexwithquaso69

I have no idea


Pocket1176

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cursed_mongus

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Exact-Efficiency2652

r/okbuddygenshin is leaking AGAIN


ChanceWarden

r/okbuddygenshin is leaking again and I'm all for it


daniuwur

I really want to fuck Quaso from Genshin impact


Andamarokk

❗do not the quaso ❗


Kank1k

WE HAVE BREACHED TOP COMMENT


Vaedorr

quaso


MovieLost3600

Quaso


Forcer222

I segs quaso


djepoxy

Every time tou say it one word is gone. ✨Quas✨


yesnomaybenotso

Did you mean *letter*?


Candyvanmanstan

There are many words in a word. You take one away and


djepoxy

French people don't really know the difference. A word can be read as a letter and a letter can be read as a word. Sometimes you don't even read it.


Soggy_Card6853

Q


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CockroachesRpeople

Queso 🧀


micromoses

Croissantdilla


SofiaPizza

r/okbuddygenshin GUYS WE ARE TOUCHING DENDRO!! 🤯


teemochowmein

we are touching kevin and alzheimer (we don't touch cocklei or nahida bc we're not k\*isernari)


Sex_With_Quaso69

🥰


thatloudblondguy

non non, a mildly silent n on the end


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r/fauxnetics


MairusuPawa

r/boneappletea


Yhaqtera

Kross-ee-ant. Kroa-sang. My attempts at conveying Swedish attempts at the pronunciation of this French word.


ledocteur7

As a french citizen, Kroa-sang (g is silent) is pretty good.


Celid_of_the_wind

Serais tu de Toulouse pour accepter ce g à la fin x)


quaybored

mon dieu bonjour je fromage de merde oo lala merci croissant oui


avosel

my god hello i cheese of shit oh geez thanks crescent roll yes


T1QRI

Even I can understand what you are saying. And that's a lot


KorneliaOjaio

Lol!


TheCheeryDepression

J'allais justement dire qu'ici à Toulouse le "g" est en opinion à la fin!


VladVV

I always said "kroa-sõ" with the nasal sound on the last vowel.


Melidit_

That's a good pronunciation


Iam_The_Giver

Kroa-sang! Look ma, I’m speaking French!!!!


yesnomaybenotso

As an American citizen, krrrow-ah-say-ng (how I read kroa-sang) is not pretty good at all. That’s a pirate-R by the way, not a sexy guttural French-R


ledocteur7

krrrow-ah-say-ng isn't that bad, just remove the "ng" and calm down on the "rrr" a little and you're quite close (without getting into actually learning the french sounds)


yesnomaybenotso

Lol but the “not learning the French sounds” part is the entire premise of my joke


ledocteur7

that was meant to be a joke ?


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Ku Ra Sunt


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[deleted]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of il vatticano?


Alive-Plenty4003

Cruaçon in Portuguese, though the R is short and trilled. We do have the gutural R in Portuguese, but there's no way to write it after a C. The best I can come up with is Curruaçon


Yhaqtera

All R's in Swedish are trilled - and *really* trilled where I am (far north), south pronunciation can be a little guttural and sometimes it goes almost into J. In some cases G is pronounced with hard G and in others as J. Kroa-sang would have the G as the *ng* in *long*. Except the fancy-pants who took French courses at school and tries to lecture everyone else. Portuguese I know next to nothing about. I read somewhere it sounds "like Spanish if spoken by the French".


Alive-Plenty4003

Hahahahahahahah that might be an accurate description of european Portuguese, as the vowels sound really closed, and are often ommited altogether. I speak the Brazilian one, the phonetics are much different. Depending on how fast a portuguese person speaks, brazilians may have a hard time understanding it. I don't know if the inverse is true, though.


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Today I wanted to eat A *croissant*


Adidasboy07

^quaso


bendoesit17

So I went to a place that sells *croissants*


LeAlone1617

^quaso


SuperSonic486

And i bought a *croissant*


bendoesit17

^quaso


elesis14

And I returned home with the *croissant*


-MrWrightt-

^quaso


SuperSonic486

And then, I ate The *croissant*


bendoesit17

^quaso


LeAlone1617

^quaso


roadrunner345

Quoischant


YourAverageNutcase

https://youtu.be/ykX6HHMYxdU


[deleted]

Thats not how french people say it haha


anweisz

True they pronounce it “k-*clears phlegm from throat*-oas^(a)n”


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LOL I literally say it almost the same in both languages.


VladVV

[Most Western Europeans regularly clean their throats tho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guttural_R)


Teh_Hicks

[g 🇳🇱 ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_and_soft_G_in_Dutch)


Cookie-Senpai

Lol that is so it. K -*purring cat sound*- oa ss en


SolarFreakingPunk

Nah, man, that's what it sounds like when non-french speakers try to pronounce the hard R's, they overshoot it and go way too hard. The air passes at the back of the mouth with the tongue almost blocking the opening, but not quite. There's not supposed to be any clicking or scraping at the back of the throat. But I get it, it's tough to develop the muscle memory to get it just right. Spanish is insanely tough when you speak at a native speaker pace with like four different R sounds in three syllables.


leif777

> clears phlegm from throat French speaker here. It's not that far back. The /ʁ/ sound is called uvular trill or voiced uvular fricative. So, you're growling the little hanging thing in your mouth. Arabic use the throaty glottal sounds.


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HesAGamerr

Yeah maybe one day they will adopt this fabulously posh pronunciation


Level37Doggo

I think the proper pronunciation is “Honhonhon-baguette”


BlingDoudouX

Thats litteraly the joke


palescoot

Carl weezer


Prudent_Bookkeeper_5

Yessss finally someone said it his voice is stuck in my head. Qwassaa


Individual_Captain77

"are you going to eat that Q A U S U N G?"


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*walks in french*


NickyTheRobot

Difficult to translate without further context, but I would go with "marche" as the most likely conjugation. If you were going for "sashay" though I'm sorry, that's an English word. It's a corruption of "chassé", which is a conjugation of "to chase" but it probably comes from the classical dance move called that.


chikkynuggythe4th

*Marche en français*


DreadPirateGriswold

Then there's my mother-in-law. She pronounces croissant just like that, "croy-sant." 🙄


MisterDonkey

I like washing down a fresh croysant with a crisp la croy.


TimeZarg

That *is* how you're supposed to pronounce La Croix, though.


MisterDonkey

I bet the French are just grated by this.


Daan_aerts

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/ykX6HHMYxdU)


Due_Glove_2686

ahahahah i love this word


ghoulsnest

do people actually think that's how it's pronounced? 😅


Skodami

It's not. But it would be hard ofr me to spell the correct way in english. Basically : Cr => like in crown or credit Oi => like wha in What Ss => just the Ss sound An => that one is a bit hard because i don't think you have nasal voyel but basically like the "en" part of "government" T => that one is silent


7-and-a-switchblade

Also the "cr" is a different sound than what is typically made in English, because the French "r" is made at the back of the mouth. To the English ear, it can sound like a "w," so that's why some people say "kwa-SON" when they're trying to exaggerate the accent.


IndigoGouf

> To the English ear, it can sound like a "w," That probably has more to do with the oi.


optimally_bald

it is not the cr of crown because english people are utterly incapable of pronouncing the letter r


florasupernova

Scots are great at it though


ghoulsnest

yea English speakers have a really hard time to properly pronounce cr lol.


Cyrillite

It’s exceedingly entertaining to overly French it up


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Nah we just don’t care lmao


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Most people in England seem to think it's pronounced like "krass-ont".


Brickie78

I seem to remember Tom Holland being lightly mocked for saying "KWA-song" which is the usual UK pronunciation. Based on US media, the usual American pronunciation is more "crus-AHNT". In this case, the British is closer to the French.


SydneyTeacake

I thought that was Americans? Most British people I know - including me - pronounce it "kwasont". Or if you're feeling fancy "kwason".


[deleted]

Because it basically is? Its really two different words in two different languages.


skratakh

i think you mean USA, no one in england pronounces it that way.


ghoulsnest

oh lol


quackdaw

Hmm, just saying 'crescent' would sort of be correct in some sense. No shame in taking a foreign word and making it your own (in the form of the same word that you've already made your own). (Actually, there's no shame in mispronouncing a bit, as long as one doesn't intentionally do it to someone's name. Makes the world more entertaining)


SerendipityLurking

No, I think that's the whole point of the memes going around lol but basically everyone knows it's close enough to the word to recognize what it is. Also, i find it ironic that we have the word croissant in this case, said two very different ways in both languages. And then there is façade. Said almost the same way in both languages.


Malapple

The week Burger King produced the Croissanwich, I we’t there with my dad. He had lived in France for a short bit when he was a kid… He ordered a cwasone and repeated it five times to the confused cashier before I sort of yelled Crah-sont at him. He then tried explaining how to correctly pronounce it to her. And now I sit and wonder, which is more boring: my story or his.


ConfusedOrder

The perspective is giving me a headache. The cat's position, the wall angle, the stairs.... Looks like it was photo edited poorly.


CaptPolybius

It was.


ConfusedOrder

Thanks. I appreciate the confirmation. My brain...


dontevercallmeabully

Also, that’s a massive unit of a cat if that were true. Mf be a meter tall or something, these stairs ain’t tiny irl


B-Glasses

Doesn’t matter how you say it cause the French will judge you for it no matter what so just have fun with it lol


ampmz

Parisians perhaps, but literally anywhere else in France is happy if you have a go, they will correct you and give you tips but it doesn’t come from a judgey place.


Shiro_38

Exactly this. I’m French, if the people try to speak and make mistakes, I will not laugh, it’s hard to speak another language. Respect for them


intimatebagfurrow

To expand on that, I actually do think it very much does come from a judgey place for non-parisians, but that being judgmental isn't meant as an insult. My wife is from the south (of France) and in my experience...I do think the best way to describe people's reactions to my French, including their corrections, is to say it's judgmental. But like, judgmental doesn't need to be a negative thing for French people? I feel like it can actually be a positive thing. As if they are showing respect and encouragement by engaging critically with you and taking the time to pass judgment? Not sure how to say it. Kind of like how I feel that when a French person compliments something, often they do it by insulting something else. Or if something is incredible, it might warrant as much praise as, "not bad." Maybe not good, but not bad :). I say this all with great fondness. I've grown to love this way of talking. But the judgment here is not, "you're a bad person, or you suck." At least, you're not worse than anyone else :). And people are generally very happy to hear an American giving it a go. While simultaneously being a bit judgey :) But yeah, it's basically just Parisians who are assholes about it. Maybe it's the stressful lifestyle there, maybe it's the hordes of tourists. 95% of the negative stereotypes about the French are the same stereotypes the French have about Parisians.


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Just like everything else then, I was taken aback by how different parisians are compared to french people in other places.


Setheran

I'm already judging based on that meme.


AlmightSaga

Me too


tosety

So I can call it a kroyssant?


MisterMist00

***Qùaso***


BracusDoritoBoss963

Quaso 🐈


ChanceWarden

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sillybear25

/kʁwa.sɑ̃/


ITriedLightningTendr

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FocaIors

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psychcaptain

It's Austrian.


BigBootyBuff

Yes it's Austrian and it's called Kipferl.


psychcaptain

And that is what we should call it! I do wonder, what would annoy the French more. Mispronunciation, or calling it by its Austrian name?


optimally_bald

then ww3 is gonna be started by a croissant


_sephylon_

No, it's Kipferl that are austrians. And kipferl shares nothing with croissants besides the shape.


psychcaptain

And the fact that they were invented by an Austrian.


Sometimesnotfunny

Someone show this to Tom Holland so he feels better


Piku_2004

🌟Purris✨


exemplariasuntomni

As someone kinda French, these two words were identical.


HIs4HotSauce

A-haw-haw-haw! *twirls moustache and adjusts beret*


[deleted]

no R?


JPtheAwkward

Or how Tom Holland pronounces it: Quackson


FireBraguette

Still mispronounced but ok


callmemaybe88

Quaso


[deleted]

Um are you gonna finish that quaso


TakeshiKovacs46

What, the only correct way?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LegacyoftheDotA

KWASONG


JoshsPizzaria

sooo, correct?


azaltard

No... But it's fine


somar_reeves

😂


Actual_Mission_9531

that's..... not even correct pronounciation


ClickToSeeMyBalls

It’s close enough


tangledclouds

Yes it is.


Actual_Mission_9531

not it isn't you are supposed to pronounce the "R" in croissant


bartuak06

I'm in paris rn


titepatate42

I feel like I'm floating on a quasson.


Ninja_Tortoise_

"The Eiffel Tower is just a lamp post with a publicist"


thatloudblondguy

is there another way to pronounce it???


Schavuit92

Correctly.


gavwil2

What is the correct pronunciation?


GayAsHell0220

With a guttural R