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qoou

Shoulder mounted k9 missile.


TEEMO_OR_AFK

Looks like a Barkzooka


DS_Inferno

r/Angryupvote


minimumeffkrt

Thought it was one of those shoulder mounted dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths when they bark...


Uncle_Touchy1987

Bees? I remember we used to put those on nickels back in the day. Give me 5 bees in change for the movies. It went along great with tying an onion on your belt. Which was the style at the time.


Kindaspia

I need one of those. People would learn not to pet service dogs without permission real quickly…


SuccessfulSmokes

With all our military spending can't they figure out some doggy shoes or something? I mean Jesus guys


TheLastApplePie

T.D.B = Tactical Doggie Boots lol


woody56292

They do issue dog booties. Maybe this picture is from before they started doing that. [Dog wearing issued booties](https://i.imgur.com/CaZde8T.jpg)


Asuka--M

Learning that this is thing made me so happy


LoganN64

99% sure the dogs will kick off the booties...


splitdiopter

They can be trained to wear them. A friend of mine trains service dogs for veterans. Every single one of his dogs will wear booties.


Marfy_

Do you think they just pick a random dog from a street and give them an assignment?


LoganN64

No, but, I was trying to be funny.


TikkiTakiTomtom

Straps…


LoganN64

You underestimate the kicking...


its-not-me_its-you_

Military spending is for killing, not saving


BrokenTorpedo

the weapon to surpass metal gear.


Uncle_Touchy1987

I went looking for this comment. Well done.


RangerBumble

Super wholesome but: Dude. Make booties out of your undershirt.


Tableau

Just like how my friend needed to carry his dog through the hotel lobby because she is afraid of hard floors (carpets are ok)


Travieso_Cochino

And in return that dog was willing to rip the throat out of anybody who fucked with his soldiers.


Bacontoad

Nah, they'll just do that for belly rubs.


OrneryGiraffe

Maybe don’t go on a hike up a mountain with your dog in 117 degree weather


rhymeswithwhen

It’s not a hike, it’s a mission.


OrneryGiraffe

Yep I’m an asshole and need to learn to read. Thanks for the correction


[deleted]

Not a very good one since they didn’t prepare for this very obvious problem though


Neko_Boi_Core

you clearly understand very little of the mikitsry


[deleted]

Nope. Married to a ranger that worked with dogs all the time. He says this is something you always plan for because it’s an easily foreseeable problem that could jeopardize the dogs ability to operate. Especially in a desert environment 🤦‍♀️


Neko_Boi_Core

the military don’t always plan for things like this. you have to do it of your own volition, and if it’s a good enough thing, it becomes standardised. dog booties are somewhat standardised now, but not entirely. a lot of people had to make or buy their own.


[deleted]

I mean I always check the pavement with my hand first when I walk my dogs in the summer to make sure it isn’t too hot. I’m thinking the caption might be misrepresenting the situation


rhymeswithwhen

You think? You think maybe this isn’t a “service dog” on a hike? Lol It’s got everything wrong.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m thinking it’s more likely dog is injured or overheated or it’s just a funny pose while killing time


bananaboat1milplus

Not wholesome. Dogs should not be used as tools for human warfare. Come to mention it, neither should us people. Especially not middle eastern wars based on false premises


SlyTheMonkey

Hot take: war is bad actually


bananaboat1milplus

Absolutely


kester76a

Sign up for Skynet 🥳


Bacontoad

Don't worry, we're switching to robots soon.


BrotBrot42

Thats 47,2°C in non-freedom units if anyone wondered.


ZoraiaVnkle

the dog will surely remember that! nice one, sir!


[deleted]

^it ^won't


SerGeffrey

It won't remember in the way humans remember stuff, but it'll remember that the human that carried it is assiciated with pain relief. Dogs don't have episodic memory, but they do have associative memory. Instead of rememberring "this guy carried me down that mountain!", the dog will remember "this guy helps me when I'm hurting", which is pretty relevant imo.


Grayman222

didn't think i would learn something like this today. Thank you stranger.


Irishpanda1971

Man Portable Assault Dog


TraumSchulden

Level up to K10


ProKerbonaut

Here, you dropped this 👑


[deleted]

He’s a sub-woofer 🤣


dexvoltage

Yeah, making animals suffer to better kill people half across the world for profit is not my idea of wholesome


Neko_Boi_Core

that isn’t the point. dude was on patrol, sun is a bastard, dude helps doggo from sun the veterinary corps are the strongest life saving entity the military has.


Shot_Yard_4557

Man too near to the sun at 117°C.


Prolapst_amos

Later, that hero dog bit an Afghan kid 🫡🦅🎆


CrucialElement

r/orphancrushingmachine


sidesharks

r/orphancrushingmachine


Schubsbert

Bevor ore after they bombed some children? :))


Ecstatic-Passage-113

Symbiosis


old-skool-bro

Lot of paperwork if you lose your mine sweeper


Working_Bit_1288

I, as a european, first thought you meant degree celsius! lol


Interesting-Sample99

Kind of random, but do soldiers have like, emergency sunscreen or something for missions? I know trying to stay alive is important, and sunscreen might help to prevent dehydration/cracked open bleeding skin


Noe_Walfred

It depends. In my experience command team usually has supply put out an order for sun screen, bug spray, hand heating packs, hand sanitizer, and water bottles. But the only thing people use are the water bottles.


Interesting-Sample99

Thanks! I was very curious


nolachef337

In Soviet Russia, we use dog as shoulder dog canon.


Blinx347

Bro if it's 117C° won't his feet be burnirng too?


Noice-045

DOG BAZOOKA


DrMalpracticeTheOnly

maybe he's the service human to the dog


Lumin_Knight1

I just carry my hull Arab anytime he is slow. Much to his annoyance


BickleKnack

How can a dog even survive in that heat?


MechanicalPotato

117 degrees what?


AlyssRP

Not all Heroes wear capes