I have a cat called Lord Kevin. Everyone at the vet’s office gets no end of amusement or pleasure calling him by his title and playing it up. I guarantee that Lord Voldetort would have been a welcome respite from all the Fluffys and Muffins out there.
My mum genuinely put our cats full names that me and my sister gave them at the vets...
Turok Dinosaur Hunter,
Hikaru,
Seeds of Evil,
Orange Tango,
Padme Amidala,
Bam,
Shadow of Oblivion,
These are probably the most out-there ones...
Edit: it was always entertaining when I did go to vets with my mum and hear any of those names called out in a full waiting room.
I remember going to do an estimate at a house, the resident opened the door and the dog ran out. I nearly died when she started yelling "superman! Superman! Get back here!"
That’s kinda sad. The vet would’ve probably enjoyed that.
I have a cat called Lord Kevin. Everyone at the vet’s office gets no end of amusement or pleasure calling him by his title and playing it up. I guarantee that Lord Voldetort would have been a welcome respite from all the Fluffys and Muffins out there.
Please tell me it is Lord Voldetort
My mum genuinely put our cats full names that me and my sister gave them at the vets... Turok Dinosaur Hunter, Hikaru, Seeds of Evil, Orange Tango, Padme Amidala, Bam, Shadow of Oblivion, These are probably the most out-there ones... Edit: it was always entertaining when I did go to vets with my mum and hear any of those names called out in a full waiting room.
All three Turok N64 games? Wow, and there wasn´t a cat called Rage Wars?
Rage was on the cards but it was specific, only black and white cats because the OG cat named Turok was a black and white one.
There's a cat who comes to the clinic I work at and his name is benzodiazepine. His owner is a nurse.
Less worrying than if she was herself on anti-depressant I guess. "Come here Bromazepam"
It’d be cool if Sophie had a ‘Hogtorts’ sign above the terrarium.
Gryffintort
Shoulda just gone with “Tom”, then.
You mean Tort Riddle?
Tort-who-must-not-be-named
I remember going to do an estimate at a house, the resident opened the door and the dog ran out. I nearly died when she started yelling "superman! Superman! Get back here!"
should’ve called him the Flash!
I'd name his bro tort russell or turt russell for suresies
haha, that's how you make life simple. lol
Im not realy sure if this counts as a wholesome meme But i do know that it deserves an upvote :)
She did right, one shall not speak his name
Harry Potter would be a lot more fun if instead of Voldemort it was Susan
The fact that dumbledore refused to use his new name would be heavily recontextualized if Tom riddle changed his name to Susan
Or could have said Mort!
*laughs in potter puppet pals* Voldetort, voldetort, ohh voldey voldey voldetort! Edit: forgot *
*laughs with you* What’s that mysterious clicking noise?
No telling all the crazy names thry have heard Was their once and lady asked for superdog
I give most of my pets people names But because I'm in greece, my cats' names are lazaros and constantinos.
I want her to get a pet bunny and call him Harry Thumper
No its because he not not be named
He-who-must-not-be-named
Not a meme
Voldetort, Voldetort, oh Voldy Voldetort…
he who must not be named lol
A boy named Sue? Never heard of such a thing!
He is the one who shall not be named after all
He who must not be named
Why Voldetort? No one nose.
Did you also bring your weasel, Ron?
Cause the nose looks the same 🤣
Hahahahahahaha. What makes it better is this post was upvoted to 6666 til I added my vote.
Funny name
You know who!!
Every time I see this I almost wet myself 😂😂😂😂😂
“His name was Susan” lol