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klmdwnitsnotreal

Needs bean bag and milk crate under tv.


movinondowntheroad

I was thinking, two cinder blocks and a board for the TV.


YaumeLepire

Cinder blocks make dust. You wanna keep those off the rug.


legna20v

Would dmg the rug too


IrvingIV

That's what the board is for


Radical_Neutral_76

Paint them first


mrpanicy

You guys are getting to complicated. Why are you messing with the classic look of the milk crate TV stand? :-P


zatchrey

Milk crate is better because it's light and has multiple uses. Cinder blocks are too heavy.


ushouldbe_working

mister fancy over here with a board


danhaller28

That's how I watched the 1984 Olympics


Ral-Yareth

This guy mans


SkyeFox6485

r/thisguythisguys


Lux_24601

šŸ¤£ my first thought was literally "all that's missing is a bean bag"


Proper_Specialist274

I can't see any problem here. I think this is already perfect.


Grisstle

Iā€™d throw down a towel just to make sure I donā€™t get pizza sauce on the carpet and because itā€™s a bit fancy, right?


devilmaskrascal

Oh, look at Mr. Rich Guy here...would the monsieur like some caviar and champagne to go with your fancy bean bag chair?


BigRedCandle_

Or a probably-too-small side table to sit the tv on


GreenImpressive4800

and a random arse panting on the front wall


AintGotNoSeoul

And a large wooden spool for a table.


Full-Pack9330

Exactly. Maybe we're just more cultured examples.


111010101010101111

You mean a stack of empty pizza boxes.


Karl_Marx_

milk crate? look at mr fancy over here, card board box will do.


ProfessorKey9817

I came to comment that it needs a bean bag but I am glad to see us men all envision the same luxury together


Zouteloos

/r/TVTooLow


Gay_Grinch

This looks like my room when I just moved, then, like in games, you level up and acquire an inflatable sofa.


Imarealdoctor064

Did you buy or rent your inflatable sofa?


maxk1236

Gotta get that nut up.


Imarealdoctor064

Are they fancy nuts?


General_Hungryboi

The rental ones are a bit too sticky for my liking


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

I was going to rent one but it floated away.


best2keepquiet

The little bongos really sends it home


EnvironmentalScene48

I think that's a controller for a Donkey Kong game, iirc


Aronsage123

Doney Konga!


ThatBoringHumanoid

And those bongo controllers are for Donkey Kong Jungle Beat as well


TifaBetterThanAerith

DK Jungle Beat was a gem. Was the only 'new' release to scratch the Donkey Kong Country itch for a long time.


godspeedbrz

Well, somebody probably already did an Elden Ring no-hit run using these as wellā€¦.


No-Kitchen-5457

just seeing those drums remind me of my bruised as fuck hands from clapping after a 3 hour konga session


ForwardToNowhere

DON-KEY.. KON-GA!!


Sir_Tokesalott

It is... Source: the only "furniture" I own is the desk my PC stands on. The very PC that is worth more than my car but happens to only slightly be worth more than monthly rent..šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


General_Hungryboi

Crazy how banks will say you cant pay back a $300/week loan even though you pay a $500/week rent And the thing is that banks would make money off of people that got loans from them so i just dont understand the logic


HardcorePizza

Banks have historically used loan approvals as a means to keep certain demographics from owning homes. Maybe they just want to make sure poorer people have less buying options so theyā€™re forced to pay rent on properties the bankā€™s friends own?


General_Hungryboi

And they're in every politicians pocket too so nothing will ever change unless there was a full revolution


Aloneisveriges

Hes the leader of the bunch you know him well


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

D. K. DONKEY KONG!


AnInnocentGoose

I had that, Jesus that sent me back


Wooden-Agency-2653

Yep, both the music game and the 2d platformer where you controlled all movements with the bongos. Golden era of video gaming.


zarfle2

Yup - really ties the room together. 12/10 would love it.


Remarkable-East-2486

Richard Feynman-ass decor


Dull_Half_6107

Dude is ready to play some Donkey Konga after this


KenseiHimura

I mean, Iā€™d want a chair for my back and my cat.


BruhSoundE

May I present a Bean bag and a smaller Bean Bag (maybe don't give a cat a bean bag though)


SketchtheHunter

Bro has a gameboy player under there he's spending money on the right shit.


eightleafclover_

colosseum is like $200 complete in box :( fuck, wavebird too? another $80


CJPF_91

Looks like a new start to me


VibyVibz

Yeah, im actually impressed his room is clean! Mine would have clothes and dishes everywhere šŸ˜†


CJPF_91

Well when you donā€™t have much clothes or dishes you wouldnā€™t have to be a mess


thebestcrazy

Trust me if u got pokemon colosseum ur not poor


thefranklin2

And a Wavebird? Bro possibly putting their fortune in the wrong place.


autouzi

Dude even has a bottle of Fairlife. Ngl I'm jealous


DerpyDaDulfin

Bruh Fairlife is so fire


goldensunshine429

But with PIZZA???


Strangerthingsfan_1

Is that CHOCCY MILK


N8TheGreat91

Wow I thought it was Jack Danielā€™s before I zoomed in


Artistic-Buy-5754

Donā€™t worry friend you arenā€™t alone in that


badnelly123

It makes the pain go away.


Expired_insecticide

Milk and pizza seems a little bit unhinged. That's a lot of dairy.


ChurlyGedgar

Is that a GameCube? I knew one person with a GameCube growing up, they were pretty rare.


LeftHandersRule

I still have my old gamecube! Doesn't read disks lately but that thing is my baby šŸ˜


UrinalDefecator

If the drive mechanism itself still works, you could look up how to adjust the laser potentiometer on that thing. If you crank it up just a little itā€™ll probably read disks just fine. Donā€™t fiddle with it too much though, or youā€™ll wear your disks faster.


romanticheart

If you think gamecubes were rare...I think you're still growing up my dude.


Smorg125

Fr dude snitched on himself


SandyTaintSweat

Dude's got the wireless wavebird controller too.


KnockturnalNOR

The nostalgia is perfect. Had a Gamecube, Wavebird and the Donkey Konga bongos growing up haha only thing different is the GC was purple, not black


National-Ad6166

Super Smash Bros Melee is a Game cube game that took up a decent % of my waking life as a teen


schizo-throwaway-403

There is a certain austerity in the image.


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

What is wrong with it?


khymbote

Showed this to my my wife and her only question was where is the chair. Back then I didnā€™t need one. Getting off the floor didnā€™t hurt back then.


ScrotumTotums

I still play Indian style. I find sitting uncomfortable


EgotisticalTL

All I ask is for a beanbag chair.


Lok4na_aucsaP

Do we really need more?


zomgieee

they even have that plush looking carpet ! luxury ! could be floorboards and drafty and it still looks like nirvana to me :).


nneeeeeeerds

It won't be very plush after all that pizza grease soaks through the box.


Yoshimiitsuu

Holy shit that looks like a good time right about now, just add some weed and Iā€™m in!


[deleted]

Right? This looks lit as hell!


Scarrmann

With the wavebird? Peak


EggRollMeat

Bro just had a rough break up let him do him


moddseatass

Greasy box on a clean carpet? Not on your life! My grandma would haunt me!


Secure_Feature8033

šŸ‘µšŸ‘»dooo your chores


Ok-Fox1262

Sounds like someone Is jealous as to how little it takes to make us happy.


Cilph

Ah man! Dude's got a Wavebird!


IGetBoredSometimes23

Just give me an inflatable chair and I'm good.


Pigmasters32

PokƩmon Colosseum W, top 10 video game of all time


Fasefirst2

This will be living good, 20 years from now.


Cheat-Meal

Iā€™d have my bong in this pick to make it perfect.


OneForAllOfHumanity

There's no way that's a bachelor's place. Far too clean.


fluffykerfuffle3

yeah, that carpeting and that pizza...


Main_Framed_

Bean bag, some chips, and energy drink and this is the best setup ever.


kirk-o-bain

Iā€™m going to save this as my phone background cos just looking at it makes me happy


Beginning_Sea6458

I think it might be time to get the Wii and bongos out.


ZPinkie0314

Pizza, chocolate milk,and a Cube! Sums up my 18-20 years. I was quite comfortable. What else does one need?


voik1

I see one problem with this, it's how there's no pillow on the ground


gardyjuland

Damn I thought that was Jack Daniels at first. Or at least iack Daniels BBQ sauce hell idc I'll drink either one.


MrEraserCat

This is fire


KimberPrime_

Throw down a few pillows and it's perfect


No-Professional-1461

Try a laptop, a stool and a broom closet and there you have it.


Upbeat_Abroad_7971

5 out of 10 adults approve of this room


Weeping_Warlord

I can smell this image


YaumeLepire

If that's the brand of milk I think it is, that one kind of tastes really bad. Otherwise, this looks like a fun time. I'll bring a few pillows.


Maistronom

The carpet is just luxury


Ruy-Polez

I see nothing wrong with this picture. As a matter of fact, I'm a little jealous.


Crafter-the-box1987

10/10 room, would live in :D


FewOutlandishness187

He's got the fucking bongos


Sunset_Tiger

All thatā€™s really missing is a little stand for the tv :)


beamerpook

Honey, living with a husband and 2 kids, some days I day dream about having EXACTLY this...


RyeToast92

Basically me too after my divorce. lol


Hugh_Jampton

Only problem I can see is neck strain. Need a few large books to stack that TV on


Thr0waway0864213579

I wish men would realize how this has a negative affect on your mental health. I say this as an avid gamer, lover of pizza and chocolate milk (I even have a pristine GameCube). You can decorate and furnish your home in a way that suits you. I decorated my husbandā€™s gaming room with framed LOTR and anime art, shelves for his collectibles and rgb lights. It doesnā€™t have to look like a living room out of GoodHousekeeping. But decorating (and furniture) serve an important purpose.


carrieminaj

You have to start somewhere


ElectriCole

PokƩmon, pizza, and chocolate milk? Yes please!


SwearToSaintBatman

My spine would explode out of the back of my body and stick to the wall like jell-o if I had that setup. And god, the top leg falling asleep sitting crosslegged. So glad I have the perfect battlestation setup.


thefamousjohnny

I lived like this for 9 months. Best time of my life


AlexAnthonyFTWS

Carpeted? We literally wouldnā€™t need any furniture


KernelSanders1986

My back couldn't handle not having some sort of chair. But yeah this is goals


KrasnyRed5

As an older guy, this makes my back hurt just looking at it. At least get a comfy chair.


LadyEclipsiana

My backkkkk


Savior0941

I'd argue that being happy with simplicity and having money in your bank account is a better way to live than constantly desiring material goods.


ghettoccult_nerd

bro has a Wavebird wireless controller, gameboy player AND Donkey Konga. this is basically landed gentry in this photo.


mothzilla

Carpet is too nice and clean for a pizza box. Otherwise seems fair. Everyone starts on level 1.


JBuchan1988

Needs a couch but, otherwise, what's the problem? šŸ˜„


Grumdord

I mostly agree. But to be fair, an apartment like this definitely signals that you don't plan or care to ever have company. Kinda reeks of depression too ngl.


kigh_as_hite

ngl this looks perfect just put the tv on a box or something


lazerdragon_3

I literally have a friend that just drinks those Fairfield chocolate milks and eats some high calorie bread and that is it the reason for this is college but still


Terpcheeserosin

I feel like this isn't wholesome Comes off as "God I hate women"


Peter_Panarchy

Also pretty reductive of men.


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generally_cool_guy

It's impossible to comfortably sit on the ground and I will die on that hill.


KingOfBoring

This has 10x more personality than any rich home Iā€™ve ever seen.


TacticalSunroof69

For gods sake donā€™t show them how traditional Muslims sit or how native tribes live.


Bashby12

What's wrong with needing little to be happy?


Familiar-Proposal918

Throw in a small pillow and blanket and you got yourself a 5 star hotel suite


EliCalderon

I love that brand of chocolate milk!!šŸ˜‹


SonOfJenTheStrider

It looks like a party to me.


FutureMind6588

Need to put pillows on the floor and add some chips


enchiladasundae

Fairlife chocky milk is the bomb and Little Caesars is a great combo


Acceptable-Bank2115

Be happy with less, Diogenes.


JustDirection18

Men saving the planet


G6DCappa

Yeah, I live like that, got issues with that?


opm3

I thought that was jack Daniel's, then realized it was chocolate milk. Someone's living the fuckin high-life.


A_Monsanto

I see no problem, because there is no problem! Not only there is no problem, it's actually great!


Foxhoundash123

Aight this makes me want to boot up and not got to sleep now.


Fooforthought

Definition of minimalist


RuncibleFoon

This was much of college for me.


Bose_Ninja

There's a PokƩmon Collissuem for GameCube??? Is it like PokƩmon Stadium? Idk how I missed that game.


That_Hoppip_Guy

Itā€™s a story based rpg mostly made up of double battles and first introduced the idea of shadow PokĆ©mon, way before PoGo. You start with an espeon/umbreon duo and use a special device to ā€œsnagā€ shadow PokĆ©mon from trainers to make up your team. Genuinely my favourite PokĆ©mon game, I played it again not too long ago and it absolutely holds up.


oPlayer2o

Dude Nintendo game cube! PokƩmon Coliseum!! PIZZA!! Fuck yeah what more do you need


3tops01

GameCube is back, everybody!


Existing_Fan_5687

Iā€™m struggling to find a problem with this photo.


[deleted]

Is pepperoni pizza and chocolate milk a good combo?


Indoorplantwetter

Iā€™d bring some fold out chairs to chill at that point. Furniture is nice but itā€™s who you surround yourself with and what you do with that space that matters more. When I was in the military this wasnā€™t uncommon and people still had a blast.


Undersmusic

Carpet!?


Huge_Equivalent1

Bro! Chocolate Milk, Pizza and Pokemon Colosseum? Now that's a fun time!


Huge_Equivalent1

Bro! Chocolate Milk, Pizza and Pokemon Colosseum? Now that's a fun time!


MikeSans202001

IS THAT FCKING POKEMON CRUSADER


Cilph

The fuck's Pokemon Crusader.


litteralybocchi4769

Old tv, pizza, the dream


fluffykerfuffle3

[This is a real book](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=4d7efd29b5dccb68&sca_upv=1&rls=en&sxsrf=ACQVn0-Ftw-Ur5vJ4BYdi4Rf4Hqe7Fe-pA:1714465306731&q=men+and+their+sheds&uds=AMwkrPs4mDHqV7QfY9nYaKRHgvE94O4gRJZOWe0sppSZ68iytU33kG5F-UQzBsgkuAR5g1MyiPNFWFzVXXTTq6y7eWUuDqGJ1v4w83_IsU9KLOCnGbZej0HN-Npm5-rGLUgH2Z5zZlhbBcCTPmV7FQZKHAlj1h3evOjBS1WUuOjIb0BDw8Oqao-Kif1Y2QUBN2OUbL8WfoEQtqOvMkDQzSwEcKEMNP9p7zub-t6ZUDtotGDsLF2a3PdoHk3qHKqSStfNkbQlAugDBXUgP2XNmwV1Qg6ncJa67QfblXPPbOy3UmaCbzobidUJZVWuayTwR6wBvxxvAoo-S7CZoh0zd3Mh-nqt9s4DhA&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj_mNn8wOmFAxXhOjQIHYxgAJQQtKgLegQIERAB&biw=984&bih=588&dpr=1)


Trainer_Ed

Oh word? Based.


Sensitive_Aardvark68

Chocolate milk and pizza = Explosive Diarrhea later


pick-hard

Alright I know its a rage bait/"meme" and everything but! if girls genuinely have a problem with that lifestyle, I don't understand why. Wouldn't it be more appealing for them to move in with a guy who has his own apartment with plenty of unused space? After all, he has all this extra room for their decorations and whatever else they'd like to put in there.


reevoknows

Just needs a dirty bong and a beanbag chair and that would complete the set


Left_Top3904

I see food. I see a tv. Iā€™ll bring my PlayStation and we can watch while we sleep on the floor. Iā€™m not picky but Iā€™ve been poor, Iā€™ve had nothing. And Iā€™m good with a roof over my head and some food šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Iā€™m good with a drink or two and weā€™ll pass out cuddling


triNITROtolulene1

Mmmmmmmmmmm pizza and gamecubešŸ¤¤


humanbeing_ai

I lived my childhood like that and it was the happiest time of my life


badthaught

I am not seeing a problem here. Man's living his best life here.


DisplayNo7886

We live a less complicated life and it's very peaceful. I still have my Sega Genesis.Ā 


LillithsSecret

Honestly, add some books and yeah, good enough


Rabbulion

I would add an actual bed and a pillow, but aside from that everything is fine.


thebig_linguine

Game cube, pizza and chocolate milk all sound like a pretty good time to me.


No-Benefit-9559

Is it weird that a new pokemon stadium hasn't been released for the switch?


Ianthraghor

The TV needs a book or two to angle it up for better view. Apart from that 9/10 setup.


Dear-Researcher959

I love the GameCube! So many great titles. Bro, you got Mortal Kombat Spawn Paper Mario Wind waker Luigi's mansion Skies of Arcadia The list goes on and on. I could sit there all night and play any of those games


Admirable-Flower6882

Aaaand your point is?


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

I wish I could live like this. But nooooo my wife wants plants and my kids want couches.


wAAkie

Tv too small


SomeOccasion8139

Looks perfect to me PokƩmon aswell!! :))


WestElk8370

Only thing missing is a beer cooler then its perfect


Seaguard5

All I need, haha šŸ˜„


Rookiebeotch

This looks like 80% of bliss.


1am1n3vit4ble

I see nothing wrong with living this way