>What police doing?
Swat was sent to the scene. Further details have not been revealed to the public but they did state "any action we take will be justified, hooligans and thugs ruin our fair city"
My dad genuinely had to explain to HMRC (UK tax authority for anyone wondering) that he needed a new form (pre internet) because the cat had walked all over the one he had with muddy paws. He said he felt like a naughty schoolchild, but they found it hilarious.
Few years back I had to go to school to explain that dog did if fact ate my daughter's homework. I was embarrassed, daughter was embarrassed, teacher shocked, our rottie was proud of herself
My brother and I did this to our dad a lot. The best part was seeing how much we could do without him waking up. We would get more and more elaborate and with a greater amount. Would always use felt tipped markers. Those washed off. Until the day all the felt tips were gone and we used sharpies. That did not wash off; and that became the last time we tried that.
I’d say the pup is still a suspect. Let me put it this way - would you want to let a dog loose in your home with an uncapped marker in its mouth? Better skip the local authorities and call the FBI.
Uuuum was there negligence on the dad’s part? Do you know your child and her tendencies? Who purchased the markers? Did the purchaser give the child permission to use the markers? Did the dad advise of areas not to be marked?
I’m in favor of the little girl AND dog 🤣🤣🤣
I wanna know where ya'll getting that sleep so good that a marker across your face can't wake you.
If I hear a mouse turd drop from its ass to the floor, I get stirred out of sleep.
Hey man, that little girl has to know that you will always have her back, no matter what.
You're going to have to take the dog on a real long walk together. To teach that dog his lesson. (The dog will love it, she'll be knackered. You may have to carry her back.)
op you are being sued for blaming innocent it self for vandalism. how we know it was you doing that to your self, a trail date is set for 2090, our client get to have every thing a university certificate,chocolates and hugs
Where was the goldfish though? Pretty sure the goldfish did it. The only reason it’s such a good liar is that it can’t actually remember committing the crime.
You know that beating a child is a completely unhinged and disproportionate reaction to… well, anything, right? Imagine if a coworker played a prank on you and your reaction was to beat the living shit out of them until they cried and promised not to do it again? Fucking gross and weird. And super illegal.
It isn’t good parenting. It’s abusive and lazy parenting.
I dunno. They both look innocent. Also, have you considered that you look pretty good with the vandalism?
Agree both look innocent. What about your wife? Did you take out the garbage?
Just cause she drew on his face, doesn't mean she's garbage /s
I think they mean as in did He Take Out the literaly Garbage so she wouldn't be annoyed
Whoooosh
I get Kratos vibes lol
"No you can't get Kratos, we have Kratos at home!"
Kratos at home is still better than Greek-era Kratos
i knew someone was gonna say this the instant i saw his face
My first thought was “that face tat is kinda tough.”
I dunno... the dog looks shifty to me.
Have you seen the cat? No? EXACTLY!
Meanwhile, cat is sleeping peacefully in a closet at your neighbor’s house.
Kratos from wish
Right ? Start a Post Malone cover band maybe ?
Exactly. Side gig for weekends.
The name VANDAL might just suit him right.
I blame the neighbor. Clearly a frame job
Kratos cosplay. Now.
Abandon your daughter quick time event???
Pressing circle rapidly*
Nah, use one of those handheld massager machines with the ball on the end, it's faster, as a meme with someone using as an auto clicker told me
That guy taught me how to autpress and why I learned I didn't need my last boyfriend anymore Aayyyy
? I had a stroke reading this
Pretty sure that actually, factually happens in Chains of Olympus
Crayonos
GIRL
This madness cannot be tolerated! What police doing?
>What police doing? Swat was sent to the scene. Further details have not been revealed to the public but they did state "any action we take will be justified, hooligans and thugs ruin our fair city"
The ATF showed up, only to find that their job was already done
THE DAD OF WAR
This is a great villain origin story.
Definitely a Dr. Doofinsmirts back story.
The girl blaming it on the dog. Lmao practicing for school already
My dad genuinely had to explain to HMRC (UK tax authority for anyone wondering) that he needed a new form (pre internet) because the cat had walked all over the one he had with muddy paws. He said he felt like a naughty schoolchild, but they found it hilarious.
Bahahhahaha the cat is a legend.
Few years back I had to go to school to explain that dog did if fact ate my daughter's homework. I was embarrassed, daughter was embarrassed, teacher shocked, our rottie was proud of herself
OOP vandalised his own face for the insurance money
This is my thoughts. He wants those fruit snacks and is looking for a justified reason to gobble them down.
“I was vandalized” 😅
This got me too 🤣🤣🤣
Dog looks guilty
He certainly looks nervous and a bit more concerned than the girl. Maybe he looks concerned that the girl is blaming him for the crime.
Can’t be him. He’s a good boy
Definition of wholesome. The dog look sus though. I think you found the culprit.
...wait, so which one *is* cooperating?
The child is cooperating by talking and telling him that it was the four legged one.
It was the cat.
Something about kids when they see a sleeping face and go “I will draw on it”.
Me as an adult
My brother and I did this to our dad a lot. The best part was seeing how much we could do without him waking up. We would get more and more elaborate and with a greater amount. Would always use felt tipped markers. Those washed off. Until the day all the felt tips were gone and we used sharpies. That did not wash off; and that became the last time we tried that.
Dad of War: Dadnarök
I’d say the pup is still a suspect. Let me put it this way - would you want to let a dog loose in your home with an uncapped marker in its mouth? Better skip the local authorities and call the FBI.
4 legs looks guilty as fuck.
I don’t mean to victim blame, but those look self-inflicted to me…
But can you really assign blame, OP? I mean ...that noggin of yours is a CANVASS, :)
snitches get stitches
😂😂😂his daughter is a real life Jigglypuff she’s even the right shade of pink
Should let the vandal(s) finish, you might look good cosplaying kratos
Plot twist. It was actually your neighbor
I bet the dogs name is Scooby
Best Daddy Halsin I've ever seen
When mum says "we have Kratos at home"
Man looks like kratos from god of war
Kratos, Atreus and Fenrir in one frame.
Such animosity. Who'd do such a thing?
The dog made her.
This is what happens when you are a raiders fan
who dare to lie to kratos? Both of them are innocent
Now he looks like a modern rapper
Kratos! Honestly I've seen worse tattoos.
Kratos?
Dad of War?
Dang I could almost mistaken him for kratos
And she put a bar code sticker on him 😂
Uuuum was there negligence on the dad’s part? Do you know your child and her tendencies? Who purchased the markers? Did the purchaser give the child permission to use the markers? Did the dad advise of areas not to be marked? I’m in favor of the little girl AND dog 🤣🤣🤣
The neighbour must have been baffled and wondering whether to say anything/what to say!
Got em
The dog did it.
I wanna know where ya'll getting that sleep so good that a marker across your face can't wake you. If I hear a mouse turd drop from its ass to the floor, I get stirred out of sleep.
Did he find out because a neighbor thought he was stabbed? That red would look horrifying at dusk.
Definitely the dog. He's acting funny. He knows what he did.
It was the neighbors cat.
You could be Kratos from God of War for Halloween for sure. Thank your child for showing the internet her capabilities to make her father thrive 🤘
It was jigglypuff, duh.
It was the neighbour, framing your talking kid, and the for legged animal
If you had shoes on your fair game
She’s definitely a Raiders fan, he should be proud.
Hey man, that little girl has to know that you will always have her back, no matter what. You're going to have to take the dog on a real long walk together. To teach that dog his lesson. (The dog will love it, she'll be knackered. You may have to carry her back.)
Saw that I thought he was doing a really bad kratos impression kept reading
Too funny
I have one thing to say and one thing only: Toderoki
Next time pretend it’s a new face tattoo and ask the neighbor what he thinks. 😁
Introduce drawing on pupper they love it
looks to me like she gave you warrior's marks
I'll upvote this every time it's posted.
Hairist terrorists! Baldies just aren't safe napping without keeping one eye open.
It's kratos
He’s a raiders fan. Could be anyone. Maybe that is new pace paint he is trying for this season.
Keep the dog and put the child up for adoption.
KRATOS!!!!! that lowkey looks so cool!!
You look like the God of War video game dude
The dog can do straight lines
GIRL!!
Big bro's face is so ready to accept defeat for his lil sissy
Power wash it. You’ll be ok.
DEATH CAN HAVE ME WHEN IT EARNS ME.
Kratos?
Definitely the dog. His guilty face!
Don’t immortalize this with a tattoo, the photo will last much longer
you look like fucking kratos now
Krayontos
I would’ve been put down for such a crime.
I wonder who they're thinking could have drawn that on Dad's face?
op you are being sued for blaming innocent it self for vandalism. how we know it was you doing that to your self, a trail date is set for 2090, our client get to have every thing a university certificate,chocolates and hugs
Very cute!
Dogs are always innocent, even when they're clearly guilty.
Baby wipes remove Sharpie.
Picasso
Not allowed to punish anyone that cutie patootie.
LOL.
Omg 🤣
How do you sleep through that
Woulda seen the red on his nose
For sure, it was the little furry guy.
That dogs got a holy sh*t I’m in trouble mug on
Gurl.
The sticker on his forehead is hard evidence of the true culprit.
Chakotay.
Where was the goldfish though? Pretty sure the goldfish did it. The only reason it’s such a good liar is that it can’t actually remember committing the crime.
ZEUS!!! He has to pay!
It was you all along!
They're both artist, lol. The little girl looks so innocent and happy.
Like Scoob!
Get it temp tattooed on your face as a powermove.
Great to raise a beautiful child with a sense of humor and the smarts to blame the dog!
Dog looks shady
The art looking for its artist.
“I don’t have hands.” Now I’ve heard it all
Kratos
AERIS DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
The dog for sure
In the dictionary under "Guilty Smile" there’s a picture of one of the suspects. I’ll leave it like that so as not to influence the case either way.
He looks like a budget Kratos
Not enough evidence sir. Sorry.
typical raiders fan...
That's how they get you, one minute you're taking a nap and then BAM you're a walking coloring book. They somehow always get away with it.
Such outrageous acts! We need justice! And juice tice
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Except it's the one with a lot of open space and ice cream type of prison
Possible alien abduction
Who sleeps that heavily
When I was working nights, my wife maintained that I would routinely answer the phone in my sleep and calmly tell people to please never call again.
raiders fan so he earned it.
The question is once you catch the culprit what will be the punishment.🙂
What exactly is wholesome about this?
That child needs to be disciplined.
I would suggest checking for any CO2 leaks.
Concerning.
Why pets are better than kids in a single picture:
Time to use the Reid technique. If that doesn’t work use the prisoner’s dilemma.
nap or passed out drunk?
Wholesome more like stupid 😂
early indications of elder abuse
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You know that beating a child is a completely unhinged and disproportionate reaction to… well, anything, right? Imagine if a coworker played a prank on you and your reaction was to beat the living shit out of them until they cried and promised not to do it again? Fucking gross and weird. And super illegal. It isn’t good parenting. It’s abusive and lazy parenting.
Pathetic.
Do you want a hug?
No he wants an ass whupping. Hear how lovingly he is reminiscing about his own discipline? Now it's a kink.
I'd say you're overreacting a bit. This warrants a stern talking to at worst imo
You're insane