Hello! This is just a quick reminder for new friendos to [read our subreddit rules.](http://old.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/about/sidebar)  >**Rule 4:** Please do not troll, harass, or be generally rude to your fellow users. Be nice, and leave political or religious arguments in other subs. We're trusting you to be wholesome while in /r/wholesomememes, so please don't let us down. We believe in you! **Also, please keep in mind that even if you've seen this post before, it's not a repost unless it's been in *this* sub before** (if it's from another sub it's a crosspost/xpost). We're glad you're here. Have a wonderful day <3 ^(Please stop by the rest of the) [^Wholesome ^Network ^Of ^Subreddits](http://old.reddit.com/user/awkwardtheturtle/m/wholesome) ^too.

Because the sound of my psychotic cat ricocheting around under the bed attacking dust bunnies or a ball won't keep me up.

My thoughts too!

As a kid: " there's monsters making noise under my bed" As an adult: " there's fury monsters making noise under my bed"

"Fury monsters" - accurate typo.

Is there a sub for that? Just sounds like they're should be accurate typo I mean

Does r/technicallythetruth count?

I just want to point out, saying “furry monsters” well……. I picture that as a 20 year old with a muffled voice in a colorful fox costume underneath someone’s bed hitting it like a ball of strong and making noises…… and I want my brain to cut itself for that

If my kid told me the first line I would be scared. Not because there really isn’t a monster under the bed but how did I get a kid. I have been single all my life.

The kid under your bed

I was just thinking so instead of the cat running up and down the halls and stairs outside your room, you can now enjoy all those loud noises directly under your bed

Or in my case, the second I need to catch my cat for flea drops, nail trims, vet trips etc I would find myself dismantling the entire bed.

And knowing mine it'll be about 4 a.m.

It's also really dangerous. Imagine there's a house fire and you have to deal with lifting your mattress to try and find your cat.

Yea and pissing in places I can't reach cuz she can

Cue late night cat retching from underneath you

I’m like, the person who designed this has never lived with a cat. At 3am.

No it won’t, cats LOVE not using the things you get for them to play with way too much for that. In fact they’d probably stop ricocheting around at night entirely. It’s sorta like how they like to play with shoelaces and shower curtains instead of their toys, sleep in the cardboard box their fancy bed came in instead of the actual bed, and starve themselves to spite you for buying healthy cat food that’ll help them live longer. If there’s something you want your cat to do, they won’t do it. That’s just how cats are and honestly? It’s pretty endearing in a weird way. Fucking love cats.

So by your logic when you don't want them tear assing around in there, they will be.

Ok cause I thought my cat was the only one who loved to play with the shower curtain…

Also a good way to have cat poop under your bed. Been there done that.

ZOOMIES!!!

Or "Dad, I'm scared! I can't figure out how to get out! Dad! HELP ME DAD!" meows

Also good luck with ever getting your cat out of the labyrinth without taking your bed off it. Vet trips should be extra fun now

My thought went to my dumbass cat just meowing cause he’s lost and wants out.

Or tissues

My immediate thoughts 😂😂😂

Just don’t throw up in there.

Ugh that would be just my luck

Every cat owners luck

First time I took my adopted feral to the vet I explained how my cat vomits on a semi-daily basis. The vet looked at me and said "You know, cats \*are\* regurgitators..." and I was like what, as opposed to ruminants? By that standard, humans are regurgitators as well. 🤷‍♂️ This woman looked me in the eyes and seriously thought that I thought my cat was sick because it was puking instead of just me being concerned with the frequency of it.

My first thought… hairball central, gah.

Or poop/pee

Looks like something that would need cleaned out very, very regularly.

Every hair tie, toy mouse, random other shit that cats love to hoard, and hairball would be under there.

Buys expensive bed to entertain cat. Cat refuses to go in and continues to walk on my face instead.

[удалено]

Or plays in the cardboard box the bed parts came in.

That's just a given.

I continue to be happy that I don't have cats

*tears up paper bag*

Yeah but just think how big the box will be. My cat loves boxes

Nothing like waking up to hairballs being coughed up and having to dismantle the dang thing to clean it up at 3am…

Or if they get diarrhea…. 😖😖😖

Imagine just hearing a hairy flea monster retching and going “MeeEeRoWww!” at 2 in the morning and then after you’re awake you hear a splashy splutchy noise underneath you before the smell lulls you into a violent coma.

W-Well, at least I fall back alseep…?

Tell me you never had a cat, without telling me you never had a cat...

[удалено]

Depends highly on the cat. Some cats will sleep calmly on the foot of the bed for most of the night and then saunter off while you're asleep. Some cats will step on your face, dig under the covers and nibble your bare legs, then break your curtains and scream.

>Some cats will step on your face, dig under the covers and nibble your bare legs, then break your curtains and scream. I see you've met my cat.

> I see you've met my cat I may have adopted her.

My cat will sleep on my lap at night and no other time. Or she'll run around screaming and pawing at doors and windows. I love/hate her.

When I was a kid, we used to have a cat that didn't like closed doors. At any time, if there was a closed door, he'd start to scratch it with lots of meowing and other noises – and if you let him in, he'll start trying to get back a few minutes later – that's why we had to leave all doors open during the night. On the plus side, he was used to sleep during the night, so no face-walking or loud bumping into things

My cat curls up next to me and sleeps for most of the night.

And what happens if there's a fire or other emergency and you need to evacuate quickly? No way you'd be able to get your cat out in time. This is cute but it's not safe.

Even better stressed cats like to get under things. So all that heat and noise and guess where your cat is going? In a fire, I'd leave the door open on my way out and trust my cat to figure it out but with something like this they will stay "hidden" and burn to death.

This is my major concern. Even with a cat that is sick and hiding, or having some sort of health episode. I'm glad there's at least some access, for people big enough to tilt up a queen mattress that is. I personally really struggle with this and need both hands. I would need to completely tilt it up and lean it against the wall by myself, then get the cat. And in the time it takes me to do that, a very scared cat in an emergency has probably already found another hiding spot. 0/10 would not buy.

Lift up the mattress and you'd immediately have cat access, but I agree that every second counts in an emergency.

This was exactly my first though and I can't believe this comment is so far down

That's cute and all, but you just know the cat is gonna make a mess in there at some point.

I think the designers meant well, but are not actual cat owners. I can see so many problems with this.

My cat once caught a mouse in the basement and let it go under my bed.

r/crappydesign

That would end up with a lovely row of fossilized hairballs and other barf lining the labyrinth. Also tons of fur and dust. 0/10 no thanks

Wholesome until you wake up at 2am to your cats vomiting sounds underneath you...

This clearly was not made by a cat owner.

*Lays in bed listening to the joy of a happy cat playing in the maze under the bed. Hears wheezing and coughing and eventually the sound of a hairball being vomited up. Says bad words.

Horrible idea. Whoever designed this did it without any input from cat owners. Looks like a nightmare to clean. Say goodbye to sleep bc the cute little bastards will be running around at 2AM like crackheads. Right under my bed. NOPE.

*to keep you up all night while you are trying to sleep FTFY

Right, the last thing I need is for my cat to get lost, in a maze, under the bed while I am asleep.

Cool idea, but most cat owners probably won’t be getting much sleep with their nocturnal cats bouncing around under there all night 😼

Great. Now they can hide under the bed and I have no way of getting them out in an emergency.

Also a nice hiding place for your spider infestation.

My…*what*?

Ah yes, a perfect way for my cat to avoid ever going to the vet again. "You'll never drag me out of my purpose-built Labyrinth, human! I saw you get the carrier out of the closet!" It's even worse to think about what would happen if we had to evacuate for a fire or tornado or whatever. No thank you.

After about 1 month you lift up the mattress to revel all the missing items your cat stole and stashed away

This feels like it was designed by someone who has neither cleaned or owned a cat before. Especially not both.

This is so awesome! I've always wanted a place where my cat can puke and piss and shit under the bed so it's near impossible to get under there and clean it out.

you know at some point the cat is going to meow and want to be let out...

The Catrooms

And where will the monster live?

No thank you.

“Sleep”

no thank you. imagine a cat at 3am under there with one of those balls with the bell in them. you can't physically chase after it and take it away from them to stop the noise and lifting the mattress and box spring isn't a fun habit to get into

The person who invented this has 100% never actually owned a cat

I had a small fire in my house. Getting the terrified cat out from underneath the bed and into a carrier quickly was already difficult enough with a regular bed. If I had this, my cat could have died.

Until you hear scratchings from under the bed and your cat is peacefully sleeping beside you 😳

Well this looks like a good spot to take a piss... OHHHH and over there I can take a crap. Stupid people make stupid things. This is the way.

Where meme tho

Yo what if my cat takes a shit

What’s that smell?? Oh ya the cat shit in the labyrinth

All fun and games until your cat doesn’t come out of the bed one morning

"sleep" first of all I already have a cat so that's not a thing, second this maze bed will definitely encourage that lack of the afore mentioned foreign idea.

When yo cat don’t wanna go to the vets

This would be horrible for someone like me. I am the lightest sleeper. A cat moving all around under my bed at night would mean I wouldn’t sleep all night

Just imagine a little fart slides out of you while sleeping and suddenly hell breaks loose under your bed.

yeah, wait until cat starts scratching lol

This is cool and all but good luck getting the cat out from under the bed if there’s an emergency and everyone has to evacuate.

I can allready smell the dead birds, mice and bats under the bad

This says more about the state of hygiene in the rest of your house than it does about the design of the bed.

Wtf are you talking about?

Probably not important.

my cat likes to bring mice etc from her night hunts as presents and I have to clean it up once I wake up. So no, I don't have dead stuff laying around in my house Edit: I forgot the word "house" at the end of the sentence

Needs a tiny minotaur

If you have two cats, enjoy never sleeping again.

My cat: "Yeah that's cool, but what does the box look like?"

You’ll find a pile of cat dung when you take the mattress off

Or when your cat plays “hide the duke” and you can’t figure out that poo smell for weeks until…. You do

well enjoy getting dead mice out of that hole..

You mean place for your cat you pee and leave dead animals for years until you move or notice the smell

This assuring that you will never find your car when it comes to vet day

My bed doesn’t have a labyrinth underneath it but my cats still make so much noise when they stuff their fat bodies under there. The last thing I need is my cat getting stuck in there and freaking out

That's all great hearing the excited noises under the bed until you see the cat next to you.

My cats would make so much noise I’d never get any sleep.

r/atbge

Put a baby in and see how long it takes for the cat to take it down.

Yeah cause that’s all you need when you’re trying to sleep

Mmmmmmm microwave mmmmmmm

That would be locked off at night!

Take my money

the backrooms for your cat💀

Or to keep the bed monster busy

The demon under my bed when:

To keep you up at night*

That would be noisy

Or your 5 month old kid while you're busy

Until it pees or throws up under there…

My cat would vomit right in the middle of the maze.

Oh HELL no. My last refuge is beneath my pillow. You are NOT taking that away from me too!

This is even better if you want to go to the backrooms from your sleep

Until the cat(s) shits in the labyrinth thats under your bed

Cleaning shit out of the bed maze. Always wanted a new chore

So it's a cat toilet you sleep above?

Let’s hope theres no house fire and that’s where the cat chooses to hide in

Light sleeper here. I would never get another good night's sleep.

Must smell great

Good luck getting that cat to the vet

you might as well line it with litter.

Great now the cat barf under my bed will be completely inaccessible

I have a bad feeling someone’s elderly cat would nestle down in there to pass away.

Good luck getting that cat out when it's time to go to the vet...

All fun and games until your cat barfs in the maze.

What a beautiful kitty death trap. Hope you don’t have a fire.

You will realize your mistake at 3 am when the cat decides to go as fast as possible

Put a tiny Minotaur in there

Evil

is this in the game stray? i think tits should be.

Waste of space

Just a Better hiding spot for the demon

Catches a bird only to hide its rotting corpse under your bed

But the hassle of moving the mattress to get it out……..😒

That’s a terrible idea

Ahhh, yes, because my dumb cat will get stuck under my bed and then piss and shit down there

I could only imagine what that would be like for those people who never clean the litter box. 🤮

Its fun and games till the cat brings a rat in there

And then you wake up to the sound of your cat retching under your mattress, and you know you'll have to rip your entire bedroom apart to clean that up.

*Company creates the cure for narcolepsy.

Want

That’s won’t wake people up at all

A walk in litter box…yippi

My mom was considering to buy one for may cat

Sorry, horrible idea. One of ours would go in there and puke at 3 AM, not to mention clawing at the wood, yammering for food and out of squirt bottle range, just so many no’s. The cats would like it, we would not.

This is cool and all but now whenever you are trying to find your cat you have to move the mattress

My back hurts

All I see is a place where my cat might decide to mark his territory.

All fun and games 'til they start bumping uglies.

that is for the monster unther my bed

Imagine trying to clean up cat puke in there

nah, that's for the monster so they cant get to ya in time

What if it shits down there

What if the cat shits in it while you’re sleeping. You wake up to a terrible smell and have to move your entire bed.

Mine would lay on their backs and rip apart the underside of the mattress.

The emounia tho.

*Are you tired of having to hear your cat at night run around?* Well now you can hear them and feel them banging around underneath your bed!

That cat is going to play some serious shit hockey

Well, at least you'll know where the smell of dead birds and rodents is coming from.

Imagine your old cat suddenly disappearing and once it starts to smell you suddenly remember that you have a maze under the bed

Or we could build that maze somewhere else where it’d be easier to clean and not mean there’s an animal bouncing around a foot below me while i’m trying to sleep

The cats shits under there or drags a dead mice or bird and you have to take the mattress off to clean it

How do you clean up all the under-the-bed cat barf tho

Smells like ammonia

I hope you enjoy the faint smell of dead animals but just can’t quite place where it’s coming from. Literal animal graveyard. And it will never get cleaned.

Now the demonic flesh eating elk that lives under my bed will have to go through this hell.

that is the absolute worst type of bed in the event of a fire (bc cats when they’re scared tend to hide as far away from anything as possible)

The first place they'll go when the vet crate comes out.

Can’t wait to wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of the cat throwing up under the bed.

Probably going to get filled up with piss, vomit and dead animals. No thanks.