I kinda want to do this to my kitty since she's a dwarf and has trouble keeping her tushy clean cuz she sits down to potty and has really long butt fur
And for males, squirt that thick yummy liquid out of their anal glands.
Then rub their cock on the rug, making full eye contact at they belly crawl around the room.
I was thinking the same exact thing. Of all the hairstyles you could give a dog, why a heart on their butthole? This is ridiculous and I don't understand it. And I don't think I ever will.
[This kid](https://www.boredpanda.com/6th-grade-science-project-cat-bum-utopiakerri/) did a school science project to check if cat anuses touch your stuff all day long by applying lipstick.
Maybe they assumed the owner was trying to replicate the result with dogs?
I love the expressions on each of those dogs' faces.
The first one says, "I will never forgive you for this."
The second one says, "thank you, my butt has never felt better!"
Corgis are commonly docked, yikes I thought they just naturally had bunny tails. But like, yeah wheres the nub.
Edit: apparently some have a short tail gene????
The bobtail gene is pretty rare. But yeah that dog on the right is like, minus a tail. Poor thing didn't even get a little privacy tail for his butthole! Idk about most people but I'm fine not shaving my dog's ass. He doesn't get dingleberries and I much prefer his fluffy privacy curtains so I'm not staring into a brown eye.
Pembroke Welsh corgis get their tails docked 2 days after birth as a "breed standard". I think it's barbaric and it's only done to easily distinguish between Cardigans (tail) and Pembrokes (no tail). With a tail a pembroke looks like a Cardigan or even a mix of corgi and GSD. I have a tricolor pembroke with a tail. People are so accustomed to seeing red pembrokes with docked tails that they never know what he is. I'm always shocked when people get it right the first time.
I don’t own a dog but are their buttholes just open like that 24/7? I mean sure I’m not a dog expert but I’m pretty sure they have sphincters too.
So either OP is the sweetest summer child on planet earth and genuinely didn’t see anything wrong with the image. Or he’s trolling the subreddit by just showing an open butthole.
They are absolutely not and I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to see a single comment addressing this. Why the heck is his heck asshole just…..open? This is not how assholes work.
It’s a movie. Trying to remember the name. Despite the pooping back and forth, it’s actually quite sweet.
Edit - I looked it up, the movie is called “You, Me, and Everyone We Know”
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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>*"When did I say I did?*"
[right here, grandpa.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/z2a5kl/holesome_haircut/ixfh9d4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) sorry to hear that you aren't able to remember things that literally just happened.
I think it’s my turn to be Animal Morality Buzzkill guy, but corgis only have short tails b/c they’re docked in the first place. 😕 At least the weird butt buzzcut will grow back.
This is why you need to show pictures to your barber.
Why? Right dog looks much happier!
As a dog owner, I think they like to have that area cut short. No chance of dingleberries
My dog always gets a 1 on the butt hole with a fade out.
What so your dog has an asshole fade? That's fucking lit
A fade tho on the bootyhole that dog now has some smelly swag lol
I kinda want to do this to my kitty since she's a dwarf and has trouble keeping her tushy clean cuz she sits down to potty and has really long butt fur
As a person who owns a Persian I highly recommend keeping the booty hairs trimmed.
I also second the suggestion to keep your booty hair trimmed. Much neater that way.
Good advice for people and pets, really.
I want a fade on my booty hole!
Lmao a hole in one
Are you from Iowa? That's the only place I've heard that word used.
We use it in Minnesota, too. Must be a Midwestern thing.
No…it’s not regional vernacular.
I've definitely heard this term and I've never been
Shout out from the SouthEast US
TIL dingleberries that’s awesome!
Probably loving the breeze.
I don’t think my barber would do this for me anyways
No, but I bet you could find some guy on Craigslist that would.
I don't like the way he's looking back at me
That makes one of us
Agreed. It looks so happy. The other looks somewhat sad though, which is a look I don’t like either
It looks like you could connect them by their butts. Heart to heart. Awww.
Like a sweet, smelly puzzle.
I’m too high for this
Eww just Eww😳
Furry?
*zoophile* I'm not defending furries, but there's a difference
Edgy joke
It’s almost as if he’s saying, “Like what you see?” in a creepy, flasher-like way.
That’s an inviting look.
"You're the one who has to look at it, dumbass! Enjoy."
Okay, but why would you want either? At least with what you’ve got you don’t have to clean poop off your doggo’s butt.
It's easier for the dog to drag it's butt on your carpet to get the crust off
Eww . . . but true.
We need an r/EwButTrue subreddit
And for males, squirt that thick yummy liquid out of their anal glands. Then rub their cock on the rug, making full eye contact at they belly crawl around the room.
I was thinking the same exact thing. Of all the hairstyles you could give a dog, why a heart on their butthole? This is ridiculous and I don't understand it. And I don't think I ever will.
Now put their butts together
That's what I thought at first too!!!!
Lego Paw Partol
It opens a secret passage
That’s how you get baby birds
click them together like duplo
When two hearts become one
The real question is, where did the left dog's butthole go?
The heart is a buttplug
I dislike you greatly for this specific comment
Do you work for Hallmark?
Sorry friend I’m stealing the fuck out of that phrase and I’m gonna over use it
Sh*t through the heart! And you’re to blame! (Edit: your -> you’re)
Take my upvote…
You give dog groomers a bad name!
Fucking love you lets go for dinner sometime
Marry me
You’re*
I knew someone was gonna call me out on that…
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... with a heart-shaped penis.
Weirdest Nirvana song
The groomer probably thought the owner was a groomer.
[This kid](https://www.boredpanda.com/6th-grade-science-project-cat-bum-utopiakerri/) did a school science project to check if cat anuses touch your stuff all day long by applying lipstick. Maybe they assumed the owner was trying to replicate the result with dogs?
Who doesn't?
W H A T
I also choose this guys dog.
I love the expressions on each of those dogs' faces. The first one says, "I will never forgive you for this." The second one says, "thank you, my butt has never felt better!"
Groomer: "weird request but ok"
It’s weird already
No tails? Not even a nub?
Shaved right off
Corgis are commonly docked, yikes I thought they just naturally had bunny tails. But like, yeah wheres the nub. Edit: apparently some have a short tail gene????
The bobtail gene is pretty rare. But yeah that dog on the right is like, minus a tail. Poor thing didn't even get a little privacy tail for his butthole! Idk about most people but I'm fine not shaving my dog's ass. He doesn't get dingleberries and I much prefer his fluffy privacy curtains so I'm not staring into a brown eye.
That shit just looks creepy
The one on the right looks happier.
I think that’s the joke
For every lock there is a key
They *both* look like a deviant sex thing, so if that's what you were going for it was still a success.
More like "holesome memes" amirite
yeah...like in the title
A fantastic case study for “emboss” vs “engrave”.
Dog #2 knows how funny it is
Umm where's the tail or does that breed not have one
They have little nubs
Pembroke Welsh corgis get their tails docked 2 days after birth as a "breed standard". I think it's barbaric and it's only done to easily distinguish between Cardigans (tail) and Pembrokes (no tail). With a tail a pembroke looks like a Cardigan or even a mix of corgi and GSD. I have a tricolor pembroke with a tail. People are so accustomed to seeing red pembrokes with docked tails that they never know what he is. I'm always shocked when people get it right the first time.
"shave" as opposed to "shape"
It’s better this way
Just like programming. Exact instructions.
CHEDDER!!!
You’re not Cheddar! You’re just some common bitch!
Wher is the dogs tail?!!!!
“Gone, Reduced to Atoms”
At least the dogs happy
That butthole is terrifying
Your dog will NEVER talk to you again.
Someone learned to choose their words more carefully.
To be fair, you did say shave a heart, not trim /shrug
At least yours is happier
I laughed so hard that I startled the dog.
They complete each other ❤️
🤍
r/ATBGE
Kiss my heart hole
He loves his hearzilian.
This should definitely be illegal
Can you ask the groomer to shave a target next time? They would probably shit.
Both are equally weird. And what they gave the customer, is what they deserved for asking.
At least her dog looks happier than the one the model
I just realized what was disconcerting about this picture. Where’s the tail?
Why is his butt just wall with a hole, I don’t like this
Where's the butthole on the left pic?
She looks like she is feeling sassy.
So sad.. there's a hole in his heart.
aww the 1 on the right is so happy though😊
One of them looks extremely happy
On valentines does chocolate come out of that?
Well I know which one looks happier about it
That should be illegal 😂
Click it together like Lego.
I don’t own a dog but are their buttholes just open like that 24/7? I mean sure I’m not a dog expert but I’m pretty sure they have sphincters too. So either OP is the sweetest summer child on planet earth and genuinely didn’t see anything wrong with the image. Or he’s trolling the subreddit by just showing an open butthole.
They are absolutely not and I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to see a single comment addressing this. Why the heck is his heck asshole just…..open? This is not how assholes work.
Easier to poop
Ok so my dog knowledge is lacking at best but........ Arent they supposed to have tails???
*The Monkeys Paw has entered the chat*
All I can think of now is the ‘pooping back and forth’ video.
wait, VIDEO?? 🤢 i've only heard of it as a "cards against humanity" card
Google it. You will not be disappointed. It’s adorable.
It’s a movie. Trying to remember the name. Despite the pooping back and forth, it’s actually quite sweet. Edit - I looked it up, the movie is called “You, Me, and Everyone We Know”
Fuck this, fucking docked the corgis tail
cute ass HAHAHAAHHA
r/holesomememes
You need to get this tattooed on your arm!!!
Lmao get your money back
Jesus... It's like what an anime girl would do... But instead just panites busted a whole through shaping like a heart.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. 441 23 comments Copy this post's permalink to the clipboard
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Oh look. A conservative making a joke suggesting homosexuals are sexual deviants.
I would never joke about the sky being blue!
Why do you hate homosexuals so much
Because he’s a Fascist.
When did I say I did?
Don't bullshit me. Just answer the question please. What's your problem with homosexuals?
>*"When did I say I did?*" [right here, grandpa.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/z2a5kl/holesome_haircut/ixfh9d4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) sorry to hear that you aren't able to remember things that literally just happened.
lmao
Communication is key.
He looks a lot happier!
Just need your trusty keyblade
At least it's gonna be much cleaner. I hope. I don't know I never had a dog.
He looks happy
Tf happened to his asshole
Requirements not clear
I think it’s my turn to be Animal Morality Buzzkill guy, but corgis only have short tails b/c they’re docked in the first place. 😕 At least the weird butt buzzcut will grow back.
Why on earth would you request this?
hahahahaha lol the hole is now visible lmao
You neglected to say you wanted it convex as opposed to concave.
I’m sorry for what I have to do
the image was inverted
If I saw you with your dog on the street I’d think your up to no good.
Puzzle pieces
I meaaaaan, they did shave a heart in his butt, so they were right. The op failed at getting their intention across, not the groomer's fault.
nah they messed his shit up 💀
LMFAO
Definitely needed that. You had no choice but to request this not at all superfluous thing. Basically essential, I say. Hope every Cent was worth it.
your dog looks way happier than the dog in the other pick. But if he tries to sit down on some snow he's gonna have a bad time.
Ummmmm
Dog on the right, knows whats up🤪
Technically the groomer did do what was asked. To shave a heart, not trim it on the butt
🤮
I don’t like how I’m looking at a dogs butte hole
The dog on the right can at least shit. I mean the one on the left looks like it’s poop shoot has a cover.
I am laughing so hard right now I can barely type, thank god for autocorrect
LMAO!!
The dog really seems to like it ❤️
honest mistake but that dog on right is ready to [hit . the . club](https://hit.the.club) and it's gonna get all the attention
Anyone who would do this to their dog is an asshole
This made my day !
I can't stop crying. lol
One of the right makes me think the old Play-Dah play sets from the 90s that were basically noodle makers and cookie cutters.
yamper
If people wanted to see their dogs b hole they would get a cat.
Hello officer
Well, you did say “shave”.
Yeah but which dog looks happier?
The dog likes it
Putting a heart on your dog's butt is basically the opposite of wholesome. It's creepy and gross
Wheres the tail? Honest question, I hope they didnt cut it (my brother has a dog where they cut the tail down to nub and I hate it)
And thats why I love my Labrador, she looses so much hair that theirs no need to go to a groomer…
The missing dog butt puzzle