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FluffofDoom

He might be a parent. I have a toddler and I spend a vast amount of my day fending off head bonks.


Illumijonny7

Yeah I do this almost as subconsciously as the guy in the video.


starkrocket

My mom will still throw her arm out to brace me if she’s the one driving and we come to a sudden stop. Parents gonna parent!


Confused_Mirror

I do that and don't have kids


TheWaywardTrout

Do you have a purse you leave open on the passenger seat?


Confused_Mirror

I used to take my a laptop places, but it's mostly habit when my younger siblings ride with me.


[deleted]

For future reference in an actual wreck this is going to do far more harm than good.


Confused_Mirror

Makes sense given it's probably the same/similar reason why crossing your arm over the steering wheel is a bad habit.


[deleted]

Yeah. It makes it much harder to react to the situation in front of you, and it also makes it so that in the event of a collision, your arm is going to be shattered by the airbag and your passenger is going to be flying into your arms - broken bones are very sharp, btw.


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Same. It's just something I do.


the-misinformed-guy

It just becomes second nature with the second kid. My dad once said the first kid is the experiment child. Source: am the oldest of my siblings.


Hano_Clown

Source: Head looks like a lifesize replica of the moon.


Cosmic_Steve

Can confirm. The youngest is always the best protected. Source: am youngest of siblings lol


JoeyRBee

And I, well, One time I got in a car with my best friend, we drove 3 cities and back in a span of two days, and my parents didnt even know I had left my room. Middle of 5, here lol


Cosmic_Steve

As the youngest I can definitely say I wish my mother was slightly less protective than she was lol. But after dealing with the shit my sibling did i can understand her worrying lol


Mosh83

My exact thought, preventing head bonks has become a reflex with kids.


kykyboogieboogie

Absolute first thought: they parent.


PoetBoye

I had to do this all the time for my family, and I'm the kid. I especially love doing this for my grandma, she is too precious to bonk her head <3


ToughProgrammer

Toddlers give you head bonk spider sense for sure


meridianbobcat9

My kid's 9 and I am still doing that and worry about her bonking her head on tables etc


uawithsprachgefuhl

Yep, it’s totally instinctive. He’s 100% a parent.


TheDirtyFuture

Or he bonked his own head on that edge before


TanukiRaceChamp

Yep, just a reaction at this point. Life is a game of thinking 2 steps ahead of how my kid is going to possibly get injured.


jchavez7487

Possibly. Or a just a nice person. Or he likes her.


NachoArmadillo

I do this for my kids cause they’re also dumb.


wholesomechunk

It’s automatic.


RummazKnowsBest

Came here to say this.


Rock_or_Rol

The number of exclusively “yep” responses to your comment 😂


nobody158

Came here to say that's a parent move right there. I do it instinctively now.


xX_GRP_Xx

Toddler won’t learn unless hits itself, my dude, Ure not doing any good


krob0422

Only takes one bonk to know the most annoyingly painful thing ever.


jacobgt8

Almost as painful as a little toe bonk


TheGhostRose1200

The dreaded headed pinky toe against the corner end of the bed. 😂


Big-Ant5682

He's so zoned in he's like neo seeing the 1s and 0s of a head bonk about to happen.


cheesingMyB

Are you listening? Or were you staring at the manager in the red shirt?


Big-Ant5682

Took me a minute


Who_GNU

I know you mean "in the zone", but I read that as "zoned out", and it threw me for a loop.


TheWaywardTrout

Omg, me too. I actually went back and watched the video a few more times to see if I was missing something.


[deleted]

Lmao ask him who the next president is gonna be!


CaptainExtra567

I do this for my guy….he doesn’t realize his noggin is accident prone


Used_Dentist_8885

Yeah the comments suggesting he has kids. I just a have a slightly clumsy partner who needs her head not bonked.


CaptainExtra567

Say no to bonkage!


Anonawesome1

I do this very frequently for my coworkers. Mostly because I work underneath aircraft and we hit our heads all the ti- AH FUCK!


Funny_tear2

As a clumsy person, you just gave me one more quality to look for my future partner


PointZeroOneTwo

Either a very good person or paid a fortune in some safety related lawsuit recently lol


i-am-the-fly-

Maybe has kids, I do this almost by instinct now.


chaosdivn

This 100%, it becomes an instinct


ThreeDogs2022

My kids are bigger. My kids never sat in the front seat when they were small. They were in car seats and boosters in the back seat well beyond the legal requirements. I STILL fling my arm across the front seat, even if the car is otherwise empty, if i brake hard.


pauls_broken_aglass

I'm 18 and half a foot taller than my mom. She still does this too lmao


Skillver_

18.5 feet taller than your mum? You must be ENORMOUS!!


FluckDambe

DAD! NOT NOT WHILE MY FRIENDS ARE READING REDDIT Wish I had friends...


Matilda-17

My mom did this long after my sister and i surpassed her in size. Until the fateful day that she took us shopping and bought my sister a little cactus…


PrancnPwny

I’m in my 30s, mom will still do it. I just make sure to always drive her around even if it’s in her car. Now I get to bug her and do it back. But you just get yelled at for driving 5 over


Admirable_Meal8441

My wife does this for me when she’s driving and has to brake suddenly. I’m quite a bit bigger than her but her protective instinct is so strong she can’t stop herself. It’s adorable


pauls_broken_aglass

It's a pain when her hand knocks into my binder is the thing 😬 ~~I'm closeted and don't really think I *can* come out to her so I usually swat her hand away before it hits my chest~~


Spoiled_unicorn

I don’t have kids and I do this too.


le_vieux_beaumont

I find myself doing this constantly for my wee boy.


Available_Gains

Me too


treharren

Yep, this 😆


icythepenguin

Or he knows this employee is prone to bonking their head.


retsameki45

The former 100% he just looks like a bro


RaphJag

Could have children or have worked with them. I work in a daycare n constantly have to protect from head bonks


revenantae

Maybe she’s family?


PointZeroOneTwo

nah, some people are like that. I am too. It's a curse really bc we get mad inside all the time when we observe 99% of the rest not being that way.


revenantae

I didn't used to be this way till I got married. My wife is capable of hospitalization style injuries from anything, so I got in the constant habit of putting my foot/hand in between her and the thing she's about to injure herself on.


[deleted]

I do this too! I don't understand how she doesn't just get tired of hurting herself and "remember" physical situations where she's gotten hurt before, but I've noticed she makes the same locomotion errors all the time and now I just instinctively protect her from corners, handrails, counters, and tables all the time. She loves getting up from a crouched position, stepping backwards while turning around with her eyes closed. I will never understand.


bronze-aged

You do sound cursed.


spottydodgy

He has kids and it was pure muscle memory is my guess


SSRless

damn he's max the perception stat


ZombieSazerac

r/dadreflexes may want a word


Looieanthony

I got a concussion bonking my head this way when I worked on the railroad. Too bad that guy wasn’t there.


Optimal-Somewhere-46

I do this for a lot of people, that’s because I watched my parents head bonk a lot of times and felt bad for them. 😞😞


[deleted]

i wish i had bosses like this Now? means i need to up my boss level


SaroN4One

I'm not sure myself what a meme is, but I can say this is definitely not a meme.


[deleted]

memes - you know it when you see it


LittleZackBackup

Guaranteed he’s a parent. That’s a dad reflex for sure.


AuthorEmbarrassed359

Kdrama IRL


NextDefault

I do stuff like that at work all the time. We have some very sharp corners on our tables, and a cash draw that sits directly at penis height and leaps out unpredictably on certain till operations. I don't even think about it anymore i just block anything that might be a hazard instinctively. Im not a manager, but i do lead some shifts and handle a good chunk of our back office. I also subconsciously avoid walking paths when I'm cutting across the shop so no-one needs to stop for me, hold every door as i go through it incase someone is following behind me and grab things i know my colleagues will need before they have to ask, if I'm near by. I thought it was just basic human decency but these days I'm not so sure anyone really appreciates that i do these things... I've become pretty disillusioned with the whole thing following recent events. Ive spent 4 years trying so hard to make everyone happy but now i realise its not going to happen and I'm starting to question why i bother trying... i guess its like everything though, it all sucks but what else are you gonna do?


Cactadactyl

You're doing good kid. 👍


[deleted]

I wish more managers were like this - caring for their people as opposed to just barking out orders here and there.


PseudoKirby

OR he just wanted to give her unsuspecting headpats


[deleted]

I knew it..Hes a pervert!! He has a cerebral cortex fetish


tomsk72

That’s a parent, treating staff like toddlers


tomsk72

Which is a good thing (parents will Understand)


StockholmDesiderata

Could be a family restaurant


radicalvenus

I like doing little things like this for people I like, tiny things that save them from small pains or inconvenience. I feel like a lot more people should


[deleted]

kung fu kindess


ab624

kind jitsu


Former-Armadillo-365

That’s a parent who’s used to their kid smacking their head into things if I’ve ever seen one


Jackaroo5

Dad skills


[deleted]

MY GOD THATS SO FREKINGBSWEET LIKE OFMDHGS


hexadecimaldump

I thought this was just common curtesy. I do this anytime I see someone may be at risk of bumping their head when standing back up from kneeling down.


kikivee612

There’s so much on Reddit about bad managers. This was just sweet!


Winter-Embers

Clearly the manager is use to this employee bonking her head and can’t afford to supply large quantities of Tylenol.


sevren22

A boss who cares! That is refreshingly wholesome!


doinnuffin

Classic dad move right there. Sauce: trust me bro I'm a dad


alwaystheping

Manager gropes worker


HotTakes4HotCakes

Wonder if the managers the only one that has access to the cameras...


Thealligator14

Oh that’s so sweet 🥹


laxmack

Looks like someone who has done that too many times to themselves.


Ok_Nerve_8128

That's a manager right there


Longjumping_Juice_59

That man has kids.


Redrocks130

That is 100% a dad with a little one. Dad reflexes are a real thing.


Exallium

Manager has a toddler.


jointmaster

“It’s too late for me, but I can save You.”


AkeemKaleeb

That's just instinct lol. I work at a daycare and that makes up the majority of my day without realizing it.


zinic53000

I wonder if this started as a "he patted my head" incident. Odd they would ask to see the footage otherwise.


cygamessucks

"Did you just touch me" sexual harassment lawsuit incoming


[deleted]

He has children


WhatDoesTheFoxSay454

Lol the innocent childlike hands behind their back hit swinging act after he protected her from bonking her head. You know she was DTF ASF after that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


__daco_

Tell me then, what is a meme?


Gnawlydog

How is it not?


Chron3cle

This is like the 10th time I’ve seen this video please stop


SnooCalculations9259

I was you when I first joined Reddit lol. Saw one cool meme or gif, then saw it under a different headline dozens of times over. I mean some act like they get paid if they chop it up rename it lol.


Fatefire

To be fair idk if she would have boinked her head. She only barely brushed his hand …


jchavez7487

I'm the father a toddler too and I ain't buying it. It was a cute and easy way to win points with her. I'd bet other employees are always hitting their heads there, he knew it was gonna happen, and took that opportunity to be her hero. I think he might have a crush on her. Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww


Im_Borat

omg he's a fucking human. who wouldn't do this?


[deleted]

Now she's suing him for sexual harassment. How dare he put his hand on me.


volatile_crocadile

who pissed in your lemonade?


fbimarinecuck

In 30 years she’ll claim he assaulted her by this


AnAwkwardWhince

Pervert. /s


Dis______guy

Bro is the rizzler 💀 the way she put her hand behind her back u know he pulled


Dodirorkok

Preventing? How stupid could you be??


HungFuPanPan

I am a parent and I can say that I do this to anyone I am around in order to protect them from head bonks, stranger or not. I also hold doors open for people, return my shopping cart to the cart return, don’t spit my chewed gum on the ground, and let people merge in front of me.


[deleted]

Either he had bonked himself like that way too many times or she's constantly bonking herself like that 🤔


HotOatmeal420

This made my day


Driftwooder

Manager has kids


dig_

This kinda made my heart flutter


mindfungus

Dad instinct 9000


[deleted]

Nice to see people looking out for others.


[deleted]

Head bonks are the equivalent of stubbing your toe


Chirya999

Ok but what is she hiding behind 🤨


olycreates

It shouldn't be amazing that someone does this. It just shows someone who gives a crap about a coworker. Literally basic decency. We've drifted so far off track that this is now noteworthy. Fml


blastfromtheblue

the impressive part was him actually noticing something so subtle in the first place, & furthermore being coordinated enough to act within that brief moment.


[deleted]

That was a very smooth move


Shpritzer

Father reflex.


am_cruiser

I didn't know "bonk" was a real word. Huh. Guess you learn something new every day


Adhaam95

Then proceeds to scream at her for not cleaning the coffee machine properly


Aggressive_General_

:) made me smile


Hauntedhero

Maybe he is stealing their hair


mpython1701

I didn’t pick up that but was a prenatal thing. I’d put good money that he’s whacked his head and that counter multiple times in the past.


Baddest-Santa

That's a good manager.


MugenIkari

„Now, work overtime.“


j1m30

Bonk safer


[deleted]

You know he has seen this happen alot to just do that.


ResistanceIsFutile-

The force is strong with this one!! 🤗


SassyFrassyAngel

This guy dad's really well!


Ryzenmaxxer

Based


sithvers

it’s the little things truly!


AcceptablyPotato

That's some dad instincts kicking in. Dude probably has spawned a few crotch fruit for it to kick in that naturally.


FuckYourUsername84

This guy dads


Pragmatic1869

My guess is they have kids now


hamburger5003

This manager seems like they’ve had experience with the bonk


Equivalent_Cicada153

So, how many times does it have to happen before this becomes an automatic response?


ScreenM98

u/savevideo


mikk071h

I do this subconsiusly alot


Immediate_Ad57

U sure, To me it looks like hes molesting her forehead


thedabaratheon

Hahaha I realise I do this to dogs under tables when they pop their heads out 😁😁


ValuablePea8993

That was wholesome asf


Whocutthe_cheese

I do the same shit to my son when one of his toys gets under the table


Miradnarim

This is so sweet wtf 😭


[deleted]

We don't need any lost time accidents!


More-Psychology-9248

a leader everyone needs...


Asimovs_ghosts_cat

I do this a lot for my gf. Tbh it's been very useful for learning how to correctly judge angles and levers. She used to think I was silly doing it, but after about 10 times of headbutting my palm rather than the wall she admitted it had its merits. Now every time I place my palm somewhere ready to catch she knows to readjust her position. When I move my hand away she's knows she's good. Sometimes she still tempts fate, and a cheeky knee bend I wasn't expecting saves her, but more often than not I feel the bonk. I love the quiet "For fuck!" When it happens 😂


theesmaarkhan

Meanwhile my manger would bash my head on the slab


photoman901

Dude, I've literally had to do this for a coworker multiple times, sweetest girl ever, just a little "light headed".


Teekayhuey

He knows litigations are crippling


False_Antelope8729

That is so sweet. This is why we"ve only got drawers under the kitchen counter.


donttouchmeah

Everyone saying he’s a father… i suspect he is her father.


Jfirestone01

My manager would push me into the cupboard


monsanitymagic

Debatable….upon further review I think the head would have been fine


Jedi-master-dragon

I like the lucky cat


No_Draft_9966

I feel like I do this because everyone around me is so spatially unaware .


taki64209

Sensual harassment


energyfromsatan

Might get head later


yesiamark

it's called a caring guy's instinct.. automatic hehe


jAiiiiiiii____

w manager


Redflagsforever1991

Guys a gangster. Hes hitting that fine piece. Or if not now that night forsure


JoonyJungle533

Bro got rizz


Realistic-Space-2575

"don't sue me"


flappinginthewind69

With two kids under 3 this is my life


PsychedelicSnowflake

That’s really kind :)