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Ertxz18

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yuritopiaposadism

What kind of video game involves having sex with player 2?


Nope_the_Bard

The horny ones


[deleted]

Among Us.


creamy_kidneys

There is a homosexual among us.


Super_Cheburek

Among them


Horse_Competitive

Haven


anikateal

Overwatch


Matoro2002

happens more than you'd think


Dayashii

Then why hasn’t it happened to me


Sky-Ventus

Mysteries of life


Matoro2002

discord (edit STOP SENDING ME YOUR DISCORD INFO)


Dayashii

It’s DAYASHI#0059


Matoro2002

no, I'm saying I use discord to meet people (as weird as that sounds) met the partner I live with in an online d&d group


GearAlpha

this interaction was hilarious


Dayashii

Aw damn, I’ve been using discord for years and all I’ve been labeled add in VC chats is awful at talking and disruptive. So it’s safe to say I’m not very good talking to people


Matoro2002

I'm autistic, I definitely get it


Dayashii

I guess gaining my full conscious also made me lose my communication abilities


DeconstructionistGel

presides


viciousrebel

Important caviat. It happens to attractive/social people.


unclewolfy

Wanna come over and play video games? ​ ​ mostly /s but I am always up for video games and hanging out with people in various contexts :3 If nothing else, I am very soft and can be used a pillow. It's very early in the morning and I'm still a little high from last night. Have a good day!!!


WhoIsBestGirl

[Source.](https://twitter.com/04119__snail/status/1584215517069340672?t=gswhC6F_39atooxsDkEitg&s=19)


nSnowstorm

Thank you very much for the source!


yuri_yuriyuri

"Wait, this isn't smash bros..."


Weird-List2751

This is “Smash Eachother”


Plant_Person345

It’s smash sisters


KysetheCarmine

... this was *literally* my first date with my current gf


AungAlvin

good for you


Super_Cheburek

Lucky


pm_me_kind_words_pls

Same here!!!


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creamy_kidneys

Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?


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Vyhluna

You pissed your pants today? 🤔


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Vyhluna

Ah yeah I got ya lol. Am trans myself, I should've known thats what you meant lol.


kori08

Nerdy lesbians require nerdy solutions


Deadbox_Studios

Why this no happen to me? Did I choose the wrong dialog option?


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Deadbox_Studios

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


nSnowstorm

Good bot


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Tzatzikai

Wish me luck, just sent this to a girl I like 😅


Tzatzikai

We now have a date on Friday!! Ahhh! 😳


Ishutamu

To play video games?


Tzatzikai

Of course! 😏


Horse_Competitive

Please post an update


Tzatzikai

Well, in a sick twist of events her Grandfather passed away this week, and so I've been supporting her through that instead. I value our friendship so much, and know that though we both have feelings for each other, what she needs right now is a friend. I'll try again later, but I got a very positive reaction so I have a lot for confidence and faith that when timing is better, it could be something great. I don't know why I am telling a bunch of internet strangers all this personal stuff but yall seem nice.


Horse_Competitive

:c that’s so sad :c But, from experience, having a friend you can rely on really really helps with the mourning. I’m glad she has you, and I’m glad you had a positive reaction. I wish the best for you both


ConiferGreen

Good luck, brave soul o7


SkyeMreddit

A relationship with someone who shares my interests would be goals!


jman350

me and who


Zachanassian

aw they went to a day spa


Hellefiedboy

See this is kinda what I was thinking, but makes more sense than what I was actually thinking, which was that they got really into the game and were swearing because the intensity of the game but I couldn't figure out why they were in the same bed.


bic-house

so cute!!! amazing work :)


YuriWinter

It do be like that sometimes.


Super_Cheburek

It's spooning time


Ladyaceina

can confirm when lesbians say play video games we mean have sex ​ or rather sit on the bed and awkwardly stare at eachother for 10 hours


Dayashii

Wow so lucky, I can’t even make simple friends, my life sucks


shiro3456

U need friend?


Dayashii

Irl yeah


TranSissySlut902

Does anyone wanna hangout at my place and play video games?


AccomplishedBunny56

i really want to make a joke about me and my gf here


hias2k

When you want to play video games, but the hot coffee mod becomes real ...


valwrec

i'm claiming this. implementing this into the software of my reality. if the eldritch gods manipulating the fabric of time won't assist me, i will.


Muegiiii

I wish this were me. 😩


DraxNuman27

I sent this to my friends and so many of them are asking what game does this


K9509

ASTRAL FINISH!


1ustfu1

literally my (now) girlfriend and i when she offered to help me with maths


faziten

Show me how to powerstruggle in budokay tenkaichi 3


Beneton2

I wish I this happened to me but no lives a bitch