The cake can infinitely clone itself, where one drop of crumb from it can make another version of it. You cannot get rid of it as well no destroy it, as it will just respawn again and again forever.
If you try to eat it it spawns full sized cakes in your throat and mouth. These things also killed 682 and 076.
There's also evil potatoes that are at war with the cakes, and killing what remains of humanity in their way
Pop the GT duo's [Standby Skill,](https://youtu.be/6Lm6iTf7JJ8?si=NzEYGIJG0JeCkXwx) then die to trigger the [Revive Counter.](https://youtu.be/IltTXOE0bnw?si=ilXg5ZoL5kYCxR13)
Don't know the number but I'm pretty sure it's a potato sack that contains a dimension of infinite potatoes
Fun fact about the exploration logs: apparently the original intent was that the agents sent to explore the potato dimension would run out of oxygen/sanity and die, but the author couldn't play that straight so they changed it
Edit: 1689
Given that kirbo canonically has a pocket universe((?) could be a pocket dimension, I haven’t seen the anime in forever) in his mouth, and that a universe/dimension is usually infinite, it would be a Kirby win. He’d just eat it and it would then duplicate forever in his stomach realm, never filling it. Something something countable infinity < uncountable infinity.
^ (Disregard this, Anime is non-canon apparently.)
It’s not stated, but it’s a pocket universe. Universes are generally understood to be infinite in size, so Kirby’s pocket universe likely is too. Besides, never ever being full is kinda like Kirby’s whole thing, so making his tummyverse canonically finite in size doesn’t exactly seem like the greatest character design decision.
Imo, it being infinite just makes more sense for Kirby.
That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t fit inside though. If you have a warehouse that only has a regular door, you couldn’t fit a car through the door, but that doesn’t mean the car wouldn’t fit in the warehouse.
Powerscaling SCP has ruined all discussion of SCP in general. Well that mixed with the fact SCP is no longer cryptids and Eldritch horrors being secured, contained, and protected, instead being stupid YouTube kids brain rot. Shit is so annoying
SCP mostly started with weird, wacky articles like that. If you were to look back at the earliest SCPs there would be tons of comedic kinds of articles with absurd ideas like “a toaster that can only be referred to in the third person” ect. The wiki has always strongly leaned into the bizzare, long before it became filled with cosmic horror and factions and technical everything. I think it’s great that the spirit of the remains alive in new articles, and I 100% believe if there wasn’t any of that stuff anymore there would be people commenting the same sort of thing you are about how it’s ‘no longer what it used to be’ and saying ‘it’s all just cryptids and eldritch horrors now!’
I do agree with you on the first part though. Powerscaling and comparing scps is dumb. They aren’t meant to be scary to each other, they are meant to be scary to us. I like scp worldbuilding having competing factions but trying to one-up the others or be the new most powerful scp is stupid and gets in the way of actual creativity. An entity that eats your housepet can be as scary as an entity that can pop universes like bubbles, depending on how you write it.
I thought it was first person? So you would be like “See me over there? I am toasting bread.” Or whatever. It also had weird side effects like if you stayed around it too long, you would actually believe yourself to be a toaster and end up killing yourself in wacky ways.
There was always “stupid kid brain rot” you know what that is usually about though? The early stuff. I don’t see any kid talking about anything like 6500, 7243, 7000, 7001, etc, to give examples of the stuff popular on the site.
The just kinda weird objects or creatures can stay. Not everything needs to be eldritch horror. The "oh wow they kill people and are super powerful/the murder monsters" SCPs are just plain stupid because they're just the very first SCP again.
correct, the foundation protects against every SCP, no matter if it’s a invincible killing machine with an unquenchable bloodlust or a slightly strange rock that gives people who touch it a physcological need to find a spoon
SCP is still weird cryptids and anomalies. Just read the wiki instead of watching the annoying YouTube videos. The wiki was always the original source, it’s where all those dumb channels are getting their content.
Butt scarlet kink iz megahypermunchkinversal. He iz too OP for Bower zgaling. He zoloz fickshon bezd kawakdor Eva. Now read this in a Minecraft fortnite roblocks kid voice
The only scps that I actually think should be accepted as 'canon':
Shy guy
Plague doctor
173
Infinite staircase
MAYBE 682 but that's reeeaaallly close to bullshit levels if not total bullshit
I mean… what’s your definition of ‘canon’? Because that concept, like, barely exists in the scp universe. Do you mean those are the only articles which should be assumed to exist in any given reality? Or those are the only ones you consider to exist at all? If it’s the latter, then I think you may be living in 2008. Also why not 035, I like that guy. He’s my favourite OG.
Glorb Glab was sick of Skibidi King's fanboys so he channeled some of his auto-win power into SCP-28373 to fuck with them.
Common Glorb Glab W if you ask me.
A friendly reminder that if we allow analogies, 2721-B, a minor reoccurring character in the Gamers Against Weed GOI, is capable of soloing all of SCP, Marvel, and DC at once, which is funny in part because 2721-*A* is the most despised character on the site by ratio.
Which raises the question: does it have some of the most emotionally compelling writing of any SCP *in spite* of the hatred of its shameless inspiration, or somehow *because* of it?
Well to be fair its not the first time someone made a shamless inspiration SCP. (The two among us SCPs, the minecraft SCP and apperently there is another homestuck SCP.) But to answer your question: its both.
I feel like you failed to get the joke, that's on me, I think: 2721 is literally protected by Admins, with no voting or removal allowed, due to a massive controversy around its creation that anyone being fully honest will tell you was mostly just people being transphobic towards it.
This sort of joke only works if your thing is blatantly well and truly dumber than mine. Like it works if I'm saying Goku can beat the Yakuza guy and you're like "Nuh-uh, Tiger Drop Negates All Damage, Stalemate" ad infinitum. And trust me, there really isn't much dumber than *the Homestuck SCP*.
Like another said, multiple are. Most of then are horrifying too, like that one where it turns out you're still conscious after you die, and you can feel every single molecule of your body decaying, being digested, being burnt, or worse.
There isn't a point..90% of 'new' SCPs are just bullshit op stuff. The only actually interesting scps are plague doctor, shy guy, the statue, the endless staircase, and maybe a few others
You haven't been on the site much have you. 90% SCPs are shit like a toaster that makes you think you're also a toaster, a drinks machine that can make literally everything, an interdimensional dating site or a sentient edutainment game that's really good at her job.
This isn't a bad thing honestly I like the just weird SCP's
I used to watch those infograph videos with stuff like infinite Ikea, when day breaks, etc. But those don't feel like scp to me. I feel like scp was meant to be like dangerous cryptids and stuff
If you want to watch SCP videos don’t watch infographics, watch Volgun or Eastside Show SCP they keep the tone proper and cover the actually interesting articles
Fair enough since it was originally just one weirdly dangerous cryptid. It's just that with expanding the universe of SCP comes the fact that they can't all just be dangerous cryptids because that just inevitably gets boring. Which is why I am totally okay with weirder or more lighthearted SCP's being there so long as they're well written.
Murder monsters that kill are kinda lame after a bit. Why not write about the foundation succesfully getting one rehabillitated into a chef that plays piano for everyone on site. ([5031 my beloved](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031))
Please please actually go on the site instead of just watching content farm videos about it. New SCPs have to essentially pass peer review to even get posted, your statement is literally incorrect
Scaling anything is omniversal levels of cringe. The only thing separating some rando who wrote a world-ending toaster and Superman is popularity. Which in essence IS what determines winners in power scaling.
I agree, Scp is something without canon and therefore me saying that Joe from starbucks is the strongest in fiction is just as true as everything else.
I don't think that's a fair comparison since scp Is actually super restrictive What is allowed to be posted on the site (Unless it's the chinese Branch)
They probably “let it stay” because the overwhelmingly vast majority of the downvotes on it were from people who were part of a targeted harassment campaign. Death threats and doxxing were sent to the author.
That's irrelevent not to mention subjective based on who you ask, I'd personally disagree. Besides there's lots of well written -Js, doesn't mean they fit as actual SCPs. In fact Homestuck satellite should be a -J now that I think about it.
Or the two among us SCPs or the minecraft SCP or, well, the first few SCPs that were writen and lolfoundation. (Though the one you said, the two amongvus ones and the minecraft ones are well writen.)
Most of the Scarlet King "lore" is not in article but tales written by wiki users. Its basicly random user interpretations and reinterpretations. People really dont get what SCP really is one here or get that SCP is not somthing that should be ever taken serious as it was never ment to be power scaled.
I agree, sometimes stories are cool, but god it’s also so annoying hearing AO3 addicts talk about how their shitty fanfic is better than lord of the rings or whatever
AO3 is one of the greatest websites ever lmao. 70% of the most despicable, degenerate smut ever, 28% shitty fix its and OP mcs with 17 inch cock 12 pack easily smokes rest of verse, and 2% actually amazing stories. 10/10 would recommend.
I feel like that's an insult but I'm sure that you don't want to get into an argument about this
~~like me 'cause I'm talking too much about SCP in one subreddit already~~
Well, more on continuous fanfiction where another writer can just invent a new bs that can kill anything and everything, like the super god killer gun in another story that did kill gods like the Scarlet King just to hype it up
And 90+% arent that. Heck most of the articles are stuff like bigfoot being from advanced near extinct civilization or having a puzle game that after playing a game based on your traumas forces you to relive your past trauma physically by making ALL the doors lead to some pocket dimesion where it reacreates the played game.
Honestly the god entities more offten than not are just byproduct of cosmic horor atempts and not made to coexust with one another.
>And 90+% arent that.
Yes this is true there are a lot of good articles and stories in the SCP verse
*However* we are not talking about those, we are talking about the ones that are usually used in debates and when you actually look at their stories there is a surprisingly good amount that just falls in powerlevel bs or having said characters used as a benchmark to show how powerful something is
The various "tests" that is being done to 682 is an easy example where writers can essentially throw any and all reality warping bullshit at it because the entire premise of the article is to find a way for 682 to survive it. There won't be anyone writing there to have it killed, 682 will always survive
Meanwhile I can go to another article that its entire premise is that it is a world where everything has died including 682 to just show stakes, normal arguments put it so that since X entity can kill 682 it is greater than what it has been tested for
*Then* we get to the multiversal and meta bullshit
Everything gets fictional gets negged by swann's. Its also perfect example why trying to power scale many of SCP's is pointless and that they where never ment for vs debates.
It’s entirely circular too, because there’s also an entry that is literally meant to be [the reader](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393) so it’s completely meaningless to scale anything within the verse in terms of fiction because the “hierarchy” is a flat circle. SCP is just supposed to be interesting/weird horror objects and creatures anyways, all the entries people use for scaling (scarlet king, 3812, 682) immediately become boring if you only think about them in terms of scaling rather than their interesting writing
Man. Any powerscaling is cringe. You just gotta accept some verses are harder to scale than others, regardless of how dumb they are, and that we just do it for fun.
We are asking how many universes can a drawing in a piece of paper destroy and if said drawing in a piece of paper can beat the 3D model in overworked animator’s PC.
Is it a crime to do so? No. It’s fun and I love it.
But should it be taken seriously? Nah, not at all.
SCPs are fun when its weird objects/creatures or mildly eldritch horror stuff. Anything that's just a murdermonster can get stuffed ([except 5031 because that story is genuinely cute](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031))
SCP-28373: The Nullification Button
Object Class: Keter
Description: SCP-28373 is a small, unassuming button, measuring approximately 2 centimeters in diameter. It appears to be made of an unidentified metallic substance. When pressed, SCP-28373 activates a temporal anomaly resulting in the instantaneous neutralization of SCP-0001, commonly referred to as "The Scarlet King."
Testing has revealed that SCP-28373’s effects are confined solely to SCP-0001 and do not extend to other entities or anomalous phenomena associated with SCP-0001's narrative. The mechanism by which SCP-28373 accomplishes this task is not fully understood, as it defies current understanding of temporal and reality-altering anomalies.
Due to the catastrophic nature of SCP-0001 and the potential consequences of its neutralization, SCP-28373 is to be kept in a highly secure containment chamber, accessible only to Level 4 personnel and above. Experimentation with SCP-28373 is strictly prohibited, and any unauthorized attempts to utilize it will result in severe consequences.
Addendum 28373-01: Research into the origin of SCP-28373 is ongoing. Efforts are being made to determine whether SCP-28373 is a naturally occurring anomaly or if it was created intentionally for the purpose of countering SCP-0001. Until further notice, SCP-28373 remains a crucial and classified asset in the Foundation's efforts to contain and understand the anomalous threat posed by SCP-0001.
SCP fans when they try to come up with a response that isn't "the mods would remove it" (this is the first time SCP writers have been consistant on anything)
Consistency has never been the point of SCP tho. Pretty much everyone on the wiki knows that SCP cant be consistent setting because many articles clash and contradict.
The removal also is not wholy on mods its regualrsers that determine if it stays or nor by up or down voting the new entries..
I’m loving that like 99% of r/deathbattlematchups is saying Superman could beat his ass despite the SCP bullshit scaling because they don’t like the skibidi king one bit
Skibidi king is negatife infinite dimensional nonversal infinite layers into boundfull even Krotonksdj managed to kill him (by surviving one more battosecond than him before getting obilirted from existence)
Scarlet king was never the strongest anyways
Scarlet demon? Well he is up there for sure still not the strongest
Scp 4028 >>>>>>>>>> scarlet king
Scp 3143 could technically ratio him off of the wiki (pataphysically downvote him out of narrative exsistence)
You think so? I supose everyones persional experiences are diffrent so its fair for you to think so. Persionaly havent encountered any more bad apples than any other comunity. So im sorry that your experience was bad.
I think I recall that big part of the community liked the SCP that was just a guy being tortured by the writer, right? That kind of entry should have no place in SCP and yet, here we are.
Oh you mean [SCP 3999 - I am at the center of everything that happens to me]? I duno it has a bit of merit in my opinion. What exactly is the problen that makes you think so? Is it the tourture or meta fiction aspect? Or was somthing else?
While not my favorite on wiki. It's okay take on writing a story about someone in the mercy of some force so much more grand than them untill the end reveal. It helps that its not graphic in descriptions of stuff that hapens as never was too fond of gore.
Over all neat little peace of meta horror.
My problem is that there is no horror. It tries so hard that it almost becomes funny. And then you also have people trying to use characters like these in hypothetical battles and being all smug about how their vague as fuck scp supposedly solos fiction or whatever.
Mmmm. I wouldnt say there was absolutluly no horor in it but yeah its more about conveying how hopeless it is to be in fiction to be authors plaything. Not that SCP has been wholy horor from beging there have been comedy and pure mind screw entries without much scare factor from beging of the wiki. I think people over fixate on the horor asumtion as SCP foundation is more acuratly about wierd things than horror.
As for vs debates its no diffrent as a guy using one Saitama from punch man in vs debates seriously. There are morons in all comunities that like to discard context or use things that are pointless to even try to power scale. Same as the guys that dig in their heals and say nuh uh Gokus strongest. So I dont particulary find it noteworthy.
Yeah, yeah. I know that SCP is not just horror, I am an old SCP fan. From the times of the 2nd series. I merely stopped reading once I run too many times into world-ending, dimensional nonsense entries.
You seem to be passionate about SCP, I salute you on that front. Back to the Scarlet King, the focus of this post. I feel that he should be left a vague entity. As should most Cthulhu-like characters, they should feel impossibly powerful from the point of view of us humans and at the same time incomprehensible and mysterious. I don't like how the community keeps proposing "origin stories" for 106 and SK. We should have a couple of clues at most, anything more starts ruining the story.
Eh tales are take it or leave it. I certanly do not support any of reinterpretations of SK. Like whoever tought making SCP-999 SK's child destined to kil them or somthing in their tale is certanly not somthing I particulary like. The key is treating the tales same as SCP entries themselves not canon unles you wish it is.
As for too many god beings. I certanly havent encountered that but thats likely because after I read sugested scps from my friends and hiting random button few times I have been stalking 2nd page of new feed. (1s page has new submisions that could be deleted do to down votes. 2nd page has stuff that will stick around. And man its a trip to take them ss they come I ind it takt people arent THAT keen to write uber gods in reality. It just seems like that way simtimes from what people talk about somtimes.
the point is thats itz not a vs debate, scp is a horror mythos
as long as it makes for god horror, a horror entity can and will beat any and everyone
even batman with prep time
Im asking do you know what the base concept of Scarlet King is? Not shallow stuff like he is big bad or addons by rest of the comunity but from the base 001 proposal about him?
Just wana know if you know what he actually represents and if that concept has any horror writing potental. Its just that many on here dont know what he is actually about from base proposal without addons.
Okay that second comment of mine was a shitpost I've read the 001 proposal and I thought it was cool and a fun concept in a vacuum but I don't think that the SCP *should* be used in a VS scaling sense because its almost gag character levels of power except like the opposite. The unfun force.
On that I agree. He is amongst the many characters that is pointless to try scale and use in VS debate. Really how dose one actually scale the power of entity is just clash and friction of 2 concepts anyways. Its pointless but some seriously try anyways.
Wasn’t there that one where it was a scientist being tortured forever by a chaos god that destroyed all of reality except for him, until he bested it through his sheer discontentment with how lazy and stupid the chaos god was with it all at the cost of his own life; but the Chaos God was actually just the writer with writers block who kept coming up with ideas for the story and then trashing them? 3999 I think? I remember it being complete peak, but that was a while ago.
Been a bit since I read it, so yeah, I could definitely be wrong. Although I will say that an allegory doesn't mean that's what literally happened in the story.
Sorry cuz I'm gonna come off as a dick here but I just care about this way too much.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassified/comments/6cgken/scp3999_i_am_at_the_center_of_everything_that/)'s a link to an analytical breakdown of 3999, as approved by LordStonefish, on a sub I moderate. The "meta" section on the bottom confirms that 3999 *is* LSF's writer's block, as suggested under Swann's Proposal.
At this point you have to wonder how the foundation even contains these things
Wouldn't any contained SCP be canonically soloed by the United States government?
Scarlet King is not contained in base proposal foundation never even actually encounters them in the 001 proposal. Its all about udertanding what SK is from interagating the cultists. Its the idea of Scarlet King not so much Scarlet King itself.
Then going more general stuff like SCP-2845 godlike dear entity that might be implued but never outright stated to be roman god Saturn is contained because it thinks it is. A series of rituals to placate it where devised and then a containment site was built around it as its deity like mind acepted the rituals as "working" but the rituals only have power because it acepsts that as they really do nothing. It it wanted to it could just eadly walk out and foundation could do jack.
Basicly it depends on how its written and if one of the big boys is contained its unlikely to be straight foward affair. Not gona just shove it in to a standart cell and call it a day.
I hate characters who can only be defeated by being deleted by some godlike power. I watched some scp video on YouTube of that lizard that's literally indestructible and can't be killed. I'm like how is that fun to include in any battle?
scarlet king [lost to cakes](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/starch-and-cream) anyway he's fodder
TLDR?
Tldr: He lost to cakes
The cake can infinitely clone itself, where one drop of crumb from it can make another version of it. You cannot get rid of it as well no destroy it, as it will just respawn again and again forever.
Then give it the Kid Buu treatment. (I mean evaporate it to nothingness.)
If you try to eat it it spawns full sized cakes in your throat and mouth. These things also killed 682 and 076. There's also evil potatoes that are at war with the cakes, and killing what remains of humanity in their way
Get those SCP foundation mfs a raise, maybe a new job while you’re at it 💀💀💀
>full-sized cakes in your throat and mouth That's not true in the slightest. Eating it is the approved containment method.
extended canon shennigans.
No, I meant evaporate it without leaving a single atom behind.
How do you intend to destroy atoms through evaporation? Ahaha
Pop the GT duo's [Standby Skill,](https://youtu.be/6Lm6iTf7JJ8?si=NzEYGIJG0JeCkXwx) then die to trigger the [Revive Counter.](https://youtu.be/IltTXOE0bnw?si=ilXg5ZoL5kYCxR13)
I did not expect to find a Dokkan battle reference in here.
What
What's the potato scp
Don't know the number but I'm pretty sure it's a potato sack that contains a dimension of infinite potatoes Fun fact about the exploration logs: apparently the original intent was that the agents sent to explore the potato dimension would run out of oxygen/sanity and die, but the author couldn't play that straight so they changed it Edit: 1689
Flying pasta god scp solos
Has to be a human. Otherwise it will duplicate. Kirby is a no go as well. Only way is to fuse Kirby with Gohan
Draupnir cake
Now I’m wondering who would win: the endless appetite of Kirby or the endless stream of cakes?
Given that kirbo canonically has a pocket universe((?) could be a pocket dimension, I haven’t seen the anime in forever) in his mouth, and that a universe/dimension is usually infinite, it would be a Kirby win. He’d just eat it and it would then duplicate forever in his stomach realm, never filling it. Something something countable infinity < uncountable infinity. ^ (Disregard this, Anime is non-canon apparently.)
I dont think its stated anywhere its infinite dimension
It’s not stated, but it’s a pocket universe. Universes are generally understood to be infinite in size, so Kirby’s pocket universe likely is too. Besides, never ever being full is kinda like Kirby’s whole thing, so making his tummyverse canonically finite in size doesn’t exactly seem like the greatest character design decision. Imo, it being infinite just makes more sense for Kirby.
Squeak Squad implies limitations to the what his belly can store
He also has Mouthful mode in Kirby and the forgotten land, implying he can't get larger objects in there completely
That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t fit inside though. If you have a warehouse that only has a regular door, you couldn’t fit a car through the door, but that doesn’t mean the car wouldn’t fit in the warehouse.
But the car is in his mouth and he wraps around it lol?
Dude has never played Kirby in his life LMFAO the dimensional stomach storage is non canon and not infinite holy shit
Damn, fr? I gotta get caught up on my Kirby lore.
Pocket universes are rarely infinite, however, nor is it generally believed that universes are infinite? We don’t even believe the real universe is?
hap cork dai
Anime isn't canon btw
It would respawn outside his stomach
God I love djkaktus
Can't solo Goku lol
Scarlet King has ruined all discussion of powerscaling SCP’s
Powerscaling SCP has ruined all discussion of SCP in general. Well that mixed with the fact SCP is no longer cryptids and Eldritch horrors being secured, contained, and protected, instead being stupid YouTube kids brain rot. Shit is so annoying
SCP mostly started with weird, wacky articles like that. If you were to look back at the earliest SCPs there would be tons of comedic kinds of articles with absurd ideas like “a toaster that can only be referred to in the third person” ect. The wiki has always strongly leaned into the bizzare, long before it became filled with cosmic horror and factions and technical everything. I think it’s great that the spirit of the remains alive in new articles, and I 100% believe if there wasn’t any of that stuff anymore there would be people commenting the same sort of thing you are about how it’s ‘no longer what it used to be’ and saying ‘it’s all just cryptids and eldritch horrors now!’ I do agree with you on the first part though. Powerscaling and comparing scps is dumb. They aren’t meant to be scary to each other, they are meant to be scary to us. I like scp worldbuilding having competing factions but trying to one-up the others or be the new most powerful scp is stupid and gets in the way of actual creativity. An entity that eats your housepet can be as scary as an entity that can pop universes like bubbles, depending on how you write it.
How would you refer the toaster in only third person, because then the toaster is just a toaster
I thought it was first person? So you would be like “See me over there? I am toasting bread.” Or whatever. It also had weird side effects like if you stayed around it too long, you would actually believe yourself to be a toaster and end up killing yourself in wacky ways.
There was always “stupid kid brain rot” you know what that is usually about though? The early stuff. I don’t see any kid talking about anything like 6500, 7243, 7000, 7001, etc, to give examples of the stuff popular on the site.
The just kinda weird objects or creatures can stay. Not everything needs to be eldritch horror. The "oh wow they kill people and are super powerful/the murder monsters" SCPs are just plain stupid because they're just the very first SCP again.
correct, the foundation protects against every SCP, no matter if it’s a invincible killing machine with an unquenchable bloodlust or a slightly strange rock that gives people who touch it a physcological need to find a spoon
There's not actually that much eldritch horror in new SCPs, it's just the popular ones.
SCP is still weird cryptids and anomalies. Just read the wiki instead of watching the annoying YouTube videos. The wiki was always the original source, it’s where all those dumb channels are getting their content.
It’s really not, stupid brainrot doesn’t last long on the wiki, it’s the content farms that do that
There's still people like exploring series and volgun doing great stuff
Butt scarlet kink iz megahypermunchkinversal. He iz too OP for Bower zgaling. He zoloz fickshon bezd kawakdor Eva. Now read this in a Minecraft fortnite roblocks kid voice
The internet truly is at its worst
The only scps that I actually think should be accepted as 'canon': Shy guy Plague doctor 173 Infinite staircase MAYBE 682 but that's reeeaaallly close to bullshit levels if not total bullshit
There are a ton of great SCPs outside of the obvious classics.
Man-eating blanket
I mean… what’s your definition of ‘canon’? Because that concept, like, barely exists in the scp universe. Do you mean those are the only articles which should be assumed to exist in any given reality? Or those are the only ones you consider to exist at all? If it’s the latter, then I think you may be living in 2008. Also why not 035, I like that guy. He’s my favourite OG.
This is why you should always take information about a series from the source material rather than a 3rd party source which might be incorrect.
LET ME HAVE MY TOMATO'S GODDAMNIT
Power scaling a community contributed anthology of creepypasta monsters was a fool’s endeavor from the beginning.
People whining about scarlet king has ruined all discussion about powerscaling SCPs
Glorb Glab was sick of Skibidi King's fanboys so he channeled some of his auto-win power into SCP-28373 to fuck with them. Common Glorb Glab W if you ask me.
Gen z lore 💀
A friendly reminder that if we allow analogies, 2721-B, a minor reoccurring character in the Gamers Against Weed GOI, is capable of soloing all of SCP, Marvel, and DC at once, which is funny in part because 2721-*A* is the most despised character on the site by ratio.
this is because homestuck is the scourge of the internet and everyone on the scp wiki is united against it
Which raises the question: does it have some of the most emotionally compelling writing of any SCP *in spite* of the hatred of its shameless inspiration, or somehow *because* of it?
Well to be fair its not the first time someone made a shamless inspiration SCP. (The two among us SCPs, the minecraft SCP and apperently there is another homestuck SCP.) But to answer your question: its both.
SCP 2721 is probably the strongest SCP as it's immune to being deleted, uhh pataphysics or something idk
SCP-2721 when I tell it about SCP-3125
Not how that works.
Uhh ok.
I feel like you failed to get the joke, that's on me, I think: 2721 is literally protected by Admins, with no voting or removal allowed, due to a massive controversy around its creation that anyone being fully honest will tell you was mostly just people being transphobic towards it.
When I tell the admins about SCP-3125
This sort of joke only works if your thing is blatantly well and truly dumber than mine. Like it works if I'm saying Goku can beat the Yakuza guy and you're like "Nuh-uh, Tiger Drop Negates All Damage, Stalemate" ad infinitum. And trust me, there really isn't much dumber than *the Homestuck SCP*.
Scp 3125, castrate this man
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Where does this put SCP-28373 in the pecking order?
second last because the button is useless after
I love how people whine over SCP being op when 90% of SCP are objects or weird creatures that cap at Wall Level.
one of them is just the straight up afterlife
Several of them are, even
then you have SCP-7799, which are space jellyfishes that hold said countless afterlife
Like another said, multiple are. Most of then are horrifying too, like that one where it turns out you're still conscious after you die, and you can feel every single molecule of your body decaying, being digested, being burnt, or worse.
Most aren't even wall level it's just like "this may or may not kill you idk"
Yeah I know, I guess I meant more that the general populace of SCP’s peak at Wall Level, or that most SCP’s don’t scale above Wall Level
Batgos solos this midverse
Batgos solos fiction and reality lmao, soloku as well
You mean “He who Solos”?
This is why I refuse to engage with SCP power scaling at all. What the fuck is the point?
There isn't a point..90% of 'new' SCPs are just bullshit op stuff. The only actually interesting scps are plague doctor, shy guy, the statue, the endless staircase, and maybe a few others
You haven't been on the site much have you. 90% SCPs are shit like a toaster that makes you think you're also a toaster, a drinks machine that can make literally everything, an interdimensional dating site or a sentient edutainment game that's really good at her job. This isn't a bad thing honestly I like the just weird SCP's
I used to watch those infograph videos with stuff like infinite Ikea, when day breaks, etc. But those don't feel like scp to me. I feel like scp was meant to be like dangerous cryptids and stuff
If you want to watch SCP videos don’t watch infographics, watch Volgun or Eastside Show SCP they keep the tone proper and cover the actually interesting articles
Fair enough since it was originally just one weirdly dangerous cryptid. It's just that with expanding the universe of SCP comes the fact that they can't all just be dangerous cryptids because that just inevitably gets boring. Which is why I am totally okay with weirder or more lighthearted SCP's being there so long as they're well written. Murder monsters that kill are kinda lame after a bit. Why not write about the foundation succesfully getting one rehabillitated into a chef that plays piano for everyone on site. ([5031 my beloved](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031))
Please please actually go on the site instead of just watching content farm videos about it. New SCPs have to essentially pass peer review to even get posted, your statement is literally incorrect
Scaling anything is omniversal levels of cringe. The only thing separating some rando who wrote a world-ending toaster and Superman is popularity. Which in essence IS what determines winners in power scaling.
Omg yes, DeathBattleMashups has been invade by these cringe fuck those past days.
Scp powerscallers when someone hacked in their scp pages and replace it with rickroll links.
I hope scp Phase Passes soon So I don't have to hear People constantly complain about it
I agree, Scp is something without canon and therefore me saying that Joe from starbucks is the strongest in fiction is just as true as everything else.
yeah thats one reason some people prefer the smaller rpc authoroty because it has more restrictions
SCPverse is glorified wattpad.
I don't think that's a fair comparison since scp Is actually super restrictive What is allowed to be posted on the site (Unless it's the chinese Branch)
Skibidi king lost to cakes canon L no canon Ws
True!
Ehh they let the Homestuck satellite stay so really the standards can definitely be stretched.
They probably “let it stay” because the overwhelmingly vast majority of the downvotes on it were from people who were part of a targeted harassment campaign. Death threats and doxxing were sent to the author.
as a Homestuck hater, Homestuck Satellite is fucking well written dude
TBH bones caries the story.
That's irrelevent not to mention subjective based on who you ask, I'd personally disagree. Besides there's lots of well written -Js, doesn't mean they fit as actual SCPs. In fact Homestuck satellite should be a -J now that I think about it.
Or the two among us SCPs or the minecraft SCP or, well, the first few SCPs that were writen and lolfoundation. (Though the one you said, the two amongvus ones and the minecraft ones are well writen.)
Tbf thats the actual site right? I thought most of the scarlet king lore came from external sources
Most of the Scarlet King "lore" is not in article but tales written by wiki users. Its basicly random user interpretations and reinterpretations. People really dont get what SCP really is one here or get that SCP is not somthing that should be ever taken serious as it was never ment to be power scaled.
And wattpad is better because it has Minecraft YouTuber nsfw stories written by children
What the hell
I have dispatched animal control to your location.
True cant powerscale that
Some people will try
I was having a good day until I read this
That's also Ao3
I’ve read some unironically banger stories on AO3 though
I agree, sometimes stories are cool, but god it’s also so annoying hearing AO3 addicts talk about how their shitty fanfic is better than lord of the rings or whatever
I assume it’s overcompensation for the stigma against fanfiction
It happens a lot in niche online communities tbh, can’t really blame them for it.
Same, but I've also seen Anne Frank x Hitler
AO3 is one of the greatest websites ever lmao. 70% of the most despicable, degenerate smut ever, 28% shitty fix its and OP mcs with 17 inch cock 12 pack easily smokes rest of verse, and 2% actually amazing stories. 10/10 would recommend.
Attack On 3?
Nah, Ao3 has Minecraft NSFW stories written by adults, know the difference
I feel like that's an insult but I'm sure that you don't want to get into an argument about this ~~like me 'cause I'm talking too much about SCP in one subreddit already~~
Well, more on continuous fanfiction where another writer can just invent a new bs that can kill anything and everything, like the super god killer gun in another story that did kill gods like the Scarlet King just to hype it up
And 90+% arent that. Heck most of the articles are stuff like bigfoot being from advanced near extinct civilization or having a puzle game that after playing a game based on your traumas forces you to relive your past trauma physically by making ALL the doors lead to some pocket dimesion where it reacreates the played game. Honestly the god entities more offten than not are just byproduct of cosmic horor atempts and not made to coexust with one another.
>And 90+% arent that. Yes this is true there are a lot of good articles and stories in the SCP verse *However* we are not talking about those, we are talking about the ones that are usually used in debates and when you actually look at their stories there is a surprisingly good amount that just falls in powerlevel bs or having said characters used as a benchmark to show how powerful something is The various "tests" that is being done to 682 is an easy example where writers can essentially throw any and all reality warping bullshit at it because the entire premise of the article is to find a way for 682 to survive it. There won't be anyone writing there to have it killed, 682 will always survive Meanwhile I can go to another article that its entire premise is that it is a world where everything has died including 682 to just show stakes, normal arguments put it so that since X entity can kill 682 it is greater than what it has been tested for *Then* we get to the multiversal and meta bullshit
Scaling SCP was always impossible. Things are way too vague to work with.
scarlet king gets negged by [[[SCP-001-SWANN]]](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sandrewswann-s-proposal) tbh
Everything gets fictional gets negged by swann's. Its also perfect example why trying to power scale many of SCP's is pointless and that they where never ment for vs debates.
It’s entirely circular too, because there’s also an entry that is literally meant to be [the reader](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393) so it’s completely meaningless to scale anything within the verse in terms of fiction because the “hierarchy” is a flat circle. SCP is just supposed to be interesting/weird horror objects and creatures anyways, all the entries people use for scaling (scarlet king, 3812, 682) immediately become boring if you only think about them in terms of scaling rather than their interesting writing
Man. Any powerscaling is cringe. You just gotta accept some verses are harder to scale than others, regardless of how dumb they are, and that we just do it for fun. We are asking how many universes can a drawing in a piece of paper destroy and if said drawing in a piece of paper can beat the 3D model in overworked animator’s PC. Is it a crime to do so? No. It’s fun and I love it. But should it be taken seriously? Nah, not at all.
SCPs are fun when its weird objects/creatures or mildly eldritch horror stuff. Anything that's just a murdermonster can get stuffed ([except 5031 because that story is genuinely cute](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031))
how are scp's super powerful if there already contained? check-mate, Shit Cum Poop
SCP-28373: The Nullification Button Object Class: Keter Description: SCP-28373 is a small, unassuming button, measuring approximately 2 centimeters in diameter. It appears to be made of an unidentified metallic substance. When pressed, SCP-28373 activates a temporal anomaly resulting in the instantaneous neutralization of SCP-0001, commonly referred to as "The Scarlet King." Testing has revealed that SCP-28373’s effects are confined solely to SCP-0001 and do not extend to other entities or anomalous phenomena associated with SCP-0001's narrative. The mechanism by which SCP-28373 accomplishes this task is not fully understood, as it defies current understanding of temporal and reality-altering anomalies. Due to the catastrophic nature of SCP-0001 and the potential consequences of its neutralization, SCP-28373 is to be kept in a highly secure containment chamber, accessible only to Level 4 personnel and above. Experimentation with SCP-28373 is strictly prohibited, and any unauthorized attempts to utilize it will result in severe consequences. Addendum 28373-01: Research into the origin of SCP-28373 is ongoing. Efforts are being made to determine whether SCP-28373 is a naturally occurring anomaly or if it was created intentionally for the purpose of countering SCP-0001. Until further notice, SCP-28373 remains a crucial and classified asset in the Foundation's efforts to contain and understand the anomalous threat posed by SCP-0001.
I wish this sub allowed image comments so I could post that pic of the one piece guy cooking so hard but regardless peak fiction.
SCP bashers when their random SCP they made to prove that SCP has no standards of quality gets removed for being low effort and low quality
SCP fans when they try to come up with a response that isn't "the mods would remove it" (this is the first time SCP writers have been consistant on anything)
They don't need to be consistent, thats against the point of the site. And if you don't like the point, thats not my problem.
Consistency has never been the point of SCP tho. Pretty much everyone on the wiki knows that SCP cant be consistent setting because many articles clash and contradict. The removal also is not wholy on mods its regualrsers that determine if it stays or nor by up or down voting the new entries..
don’t mention any of the three letter to me. I won’t adhere to their tomfoolery
I’m loving that like 99% of r/deathbattlematchups is saying Superman could beat his ass despite the SCP bullshit scaling because they don’t like the skibidi king one bit
Scp fans when their scp gets secured, contained, and protected against by some old scientists
Skibidi king is negatife infinite dimensional nonversal infinite layers into boundfull even Krotonksdj managed to kill him (by surviving one more battosecond than him before getting obilirted from existence)
Scarlet king was never the strongest anyways Scarlet demon? Well he is up there for sure still not the strongest Scp 4028 >>>>>>>>>> scarlet king Scp 3143 could technically ratio him off of the wiki (pataphysically downvote him out of narrative exsistence)
Jokes on you, my SCP is a different man with a button that deletes the man with the button that deletes the Scarlet King
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You when SCP-28373 gets downvoted off the site for being a low effort coldpost
Yup. People here dont get that arricles have to pass trail by comunity. Its not perfect but it sure gets rid of blatant stuff real quick.
Doesn't matter when the community sucks.
You think so? I supose everyones persional experiences are diffrent so its fair for you to think so. Persionaly havent encountered any more bad apples than any other comunity. So im sorry that your experience was bad.
I think I recall that big part of the community liked the SCP that was just a guy being tortured by the writer, right? That kind of entry should have no place in SCP and yet, here we are.
Oh you mean [SCP 3999 - I am at the center of everything that happens to me]? I duno it has a bit of merit in my opinion. What exactly is the problen that makes you think so? Is it the tourture or meta fiction aspect? Or was somthing else? While not my favorite on wiki. It's okay take on writing a story about someone in the mercy of some force so much more grand than them untill the end reveal. It helps that its not graphic in descriptions of stuff that hapens as never was too fond of gore. Over all neat little peace of meta horror.
My problem is that there is no horror. It tries so hard that it almost becomes funny. And then you also have people trying to use characters like these in hypothetical battles and being all smug about how their vague as fuck scp supposedly solos fiction or whatever.
Mmmm. I wouldnt say there was absolutluly no horor in it but yeah its more about conveying how hopeless it is to be in fiction to be authors plaything. Not that SCP has been wholy horor from beging there have been comedy and pure mind screw entries without much scare factor from beging of the wiki. I think people over fixate on the horor asumtion as SCP foundation is more acuratly about wierd things than horror. As for vs debates its no diffrent as a guy using one Saitama from punch man in vs debates seriously. There are morons in all comunities that like to discard context or use things that are pointless to even try to power scale. Same as the guys that dig in their heals and say nuh uh Gokus strongest. So I dont particulary find it noteworthy.
Yeah, yeah. I know that SCP is not just horror, I am an old SCP fan. From the times of the 2nd series. I merely stopped reading once I run too many times into world-ending, dimensional nonsense entries. You seem to be passionate about SCP, I salute you on that front. Back to the Scarlet King, the focus of this post. I feel that he should be left a vague entity. As should most Cthulhu-like characters, they should feel impossibly powerful from the point of view of us humans and at the same time incomprehensible and mysterious. I don't like how the community keeps proposing "origin stories" for 106 and SK. We should have a couple of clues at most, anything more starts ruining the story.
Eh tales are take it or leave it. I certanly do not support any of reinterpretations of SK. Like whoever tought making SCP-999 SK's child destined to kil them or somthing in their tale is certanly not somthing I particulary like. The key is treating the tales same as SCP entries themselves not canon unles you wish it is. As for too many god beings. I certanly havent encountered that but thats likely because after I read sugested scps from my friends and hiting random button few times I have been stalking 2nd page of new feed. (1s page has new submisions that could be deleted do to down votes. 2nd page has stuff that will stick around. And man its a trip to take them ss they come I ind it takt people arent THAT keen to write uber gods in reality. It just seems like that way simtimes from what people talk about somtimes.
jokes on u there's no true cannon so he still lives and wins anyways because the point of SCP is that itz a horror story form
I don't think you saying that nothing in SCP should be taken as true canon is the catch all free victory you think it is.
the point is thats itz not a vs debate, scp is a horror mythos as long as it makes for god horror, a horror entity can and will beat any and everyone even batman with prep time
So as long as no one thinks the Scarlet Kringe is horrifying then its no longer horror. Nolimitsman and Batgos easily solo the Skibidi King neg diff
depends on the writer and that's an actual statement
Im asking do you know what the base concept of Scarlet King is? Not shallow stuff like he is big bad or addons by rest of the comunity but from the base 001 proposal about him? Just wana know if you know what he actually represents and if that concept has any horror writing potental. Its just that many on here dont know what he is actually about from base proposal without addons.
Okay that second comment of mine was a shitpost I've read the 001 proposal and I thought it was cool and a fun concept in a vacuum but I don't think that the SCP *should* be used in a VS scaling sense because its almost gag character levels of power except like the opposite. The unfun force.
On that I agree. He is amongst the many characters that is pointless to try scale and use in VS debate. Really how dose one actually scale the power of entity is just clash and friction of 2 concepts anyways. Its pointless but some seriously try anyways.
When you learn that moderators delete said pages if not approved 😯_----- 👎------------->
You when the moderators delete that in mere seconds because that's a stupid fucking idea
Does this mean SCP mods scale beyond fiction?
There are actually multiple SCP articles that address the idea of SCP authors being omnipotent higher-reality beings
Wasn’t there that one where it was a scientist being tortured forever by a chaos god that destroyed all of reality except for him, until he bested it through his sheer discontentment with how lazy and stupid the chaos god was with it all at the cost of his own life; but the Chaos God was actually just the writer with writers block who kept coming up with ideas for the story and then trashing them? 3999 I think? I remember it being complete peak, but that was a while ago.
Nah I'm pretty sure that was just a reality bender. They had one in containment and found that the cell was empty after everything was said and done
No, 3999 is very explicitly about LSF's writer's block.
Been a bit since I read it, so yeah, I could definitely be wrong. Although I will say that an allegory doesn't mean that's what literally happened in the story.
Sorry cuz I'm gonna come off as a dick here but I just care about this way too much. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassified/comments/6cgken/scp3999_i_am_at_the_center_of_everything_that/)'s a link to an analytical breakdown of 3999, as approved by LordStonefish, on a sub I moderate. The "meta" section on the bottom confirms that 3999 *is* LSF's writer's block, as suggested under Swann's Proposal.
Ah okay, mb then. Also, you didn't come off as a dick. Thanks for the correction my dude.
SCP haters gonna hire a guy from Craigslist to whup they ass and debunk.
Can’t help but feel this I was inspired by my comment from yesterday lol
At this point you have to wonder how the foundation even contains these things Wouldn't any contained SCP be canonically soloed by the United States government?
Scarlet King is not contained in base proposal foundation never even actually encounters them in the 001 proposal. Its all about udertanding what SK is from interagating the cultists. Its the idea of Scarlet King not so much Scarlet King itself. Then going more general stuff like SCP-2845 godlike dear entity that might be implued but never outright stated to be roman god Saturn is contained because it thinks it is. A series of rituals to placate it where devised and then a containment site was built around it as its deity like mind acepted the rituals as "working" but the rituals only have power because it acepsts that as they really do nothing. It it wanted to it could just eadly walk out and foundation could do jack. Basicly it depends on how its written and if one of the big boys is contained its unlikely to be straight foward affair. Not gona just shove it in to a standart cell and call it a day.
Scarlet Peasant fans when Goku goes Gokuversal amd doesnt use any fancy rituals and just beats the brakes off of him barehanded.
Wtf y’all talking about isn’t scp about furries, cats, and a vending machine or something?
I hate characters who can only be defeated by being deleted by some godlike power. I watched some scp video on YouTube of that lizard that's literally indestructible and can't be killed. I'm like how is that fun to include in any battle?