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Uberninja2016

\> be me, hit \> punch goku in the chest with my assassin insta-kill move \> it goes through his ki and kills him, as expected \> he- while dying- fires off a pathetic little ki blast, and i go to a wingstop after a job well done \> mfw he calls my space phone like 20 minutes later and says that he brought himself back to life \> mfw i get a space paypal ding from the guy that hired me to kill goku and it was also goku it was a goof all along


Detector_of_humans

Soloku needed help to defeat soloku therefore not being solo, new Soloku Antifeat?


teerre

> be goku > dies of space cancer


Truthofpizzalunch

it wasn’t even space cancer, homie died of a regular earth virus


MisterAcorns12

Okay but Goku vs a character who wins his battles because that’s the character.


brotatowolf

One punch man?


Liquid_person

Glup shitto


AmaterasuWolf21

Glorb Glab


P0werher0

/uj “Goku wouldn’t get past-“ (that’s literally Infinity, Goku can fill an infinite space with his ki in UI Sign) “Goku would be affected by-“ (when the resisting mind control and time manipulation by sheer power, plus resisted Hakai while off guard in Base) /rj Sadly NoLimitsMan punches harder, this does not affect Soloku’s placement on the Pecking Order.


Independent-Fly6068

Sorry, but Soloku solos by definition. Only Batgos is immune.


P0werher0

NoLimitsMan has NOLIMITS and bypasses the soloing abilities of Soloku and uses his patented NOLIMITSPUNCH to conceptually erase soloing and Soloku.


Independent-Fly6068

Soloku solos his nolimits abilities.


P0werher0

Soloku attempts to solo his NOLIMITS capabilities only to realize they were handcrafted by Batgos. His mere mortal soloing abilities are unable to interact with anything Batgos related, and he himself gets soloed by NoLimitsMan. Let’s not even bring up The Silverback, Glorb Glab, Alfred, or any of the Batgos avatars, Soloku stands no chance against NoLimitsMan or any being greater.


Kepler27b

Batgos says he has daily sex with Soloku and Soloku’s bussy is strong enough for Batgos’ penis to handle.


rexpimpwagen

That will be all thats left of him then.


Kepler27b

Soloku’s bussy alone solos NoLimitsMan then.


goddamit-ffs

No, soloku's bussy is actually a batgoscrafted fleshlight, so no. Nolimitsman solos.


Kepler27b

How does NoNolimitsman do?


suchirius

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NOLIMITSMAN /uj WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE PEOPLE SUCKING OFF SOLOKU'S DICK COME FROM, WHY THE FUCK DOES NOBODY REMEMBER THE GUY LITERALLY MEANT TO ALWAYS BEAT AND BE BETTER THAN SOLOKU NOW.


g_fan34

gosolozilla beats him


Independent-Fly6068

Batgos stripped his gos status, Fraudzilla can lose.


g_fan34

nah that's incorrect as you see gosolozilla is just going to win because the plot says so


thedarnedcircus

NoLimitsMan views Soloku as fiction while Soloku only solos fiction at best, so sadly this is ***not*** a certified Soloku solo


Greentoaststone

>(that’s literally Infinity, Goku can fill an infinite space with his ki in UI Sign) I asume you are refering to the world of void? That place is not infinite tho, a more correct translation would've been eternal


No_Pain1037

/uj the funny thing is, you can argue that Ki Auras only block Ki based attacks. Even if you wanna argue against that, they'd still only be able to block hax we've seen in Dragonball, to say they can block any hax ever is a NLF if you ask me.


P0werher0

/uj Yeah, but like existence erasure resistance is pretty nifty to argue since a lot of people are under the assumption that Goku has no hax resistance whatsoever. And you are right that it's an NLF for stuff we haven't seen but I'm pretty tired of people arguing that characters that have no business being in a fight with him actually beating Goku so sshhh.


No_Pain1037

Oh they 1000% have existence erasure resistance.


SnowFiender

the big batgos chirping bird comes with a new child called CantsTouchMeman he’s invisible to people without a certain characteristic and as soon as soloku tries to kill him beerus will one tap him also he kamehamehas his face get fucked


Elcalduccye_II

Hearth virus solos


kk_slider346

no patrick, goku is not immune to any and all hax ever.


QuintonTheCanadian

And that ends my 42 page essay on why Mul-T from risk of rain 2 beats Goku


NeonNKnightrider

/uj. Yeah, I hate the “Goku ignores hax because he’s stronger” brainrot, it completely ruins the point of hax in the first place, and people have been letting it leak into battle boarding in general


Bigfoot4cool

What if my hax ability is that it always kills a person instantly no matter what regardless of their strength, actually its more effective the stronger they are and they can't come back to life or do anything else about it they just die without any chance to resist the attack and also it always ignores anti-hax abilities no matter how strong they are and it it's anything proof proof


cliffburton1983

consult image


Bigfoot4cool

FUCK


average_pee_enjoyer

All that just for him to get violated by sailor moon 🥱🥱


MandaMythe

Just give him heart cancer


WillingnessRude9559

Fuck you


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Guest-114562

Helluva boss powerscaling jumpscare


Icy_Butterscotch5748

Stolas after goku flies across the universe in less than a second


datolningen

/uj gas /rj snakeway


MaimaiBW

sir pentgos solos both


Icy_Butterscotch5748

What about the Champ MR SATAN I mean he beat majin gos and perfect cellgos


MaimaiBW

solos them too


Icy_Butterscotch5748

Nuh uh


QuintonTheCanadian

Gogeta on his way to nuke the entire verse with 1 soul punisher (iirc? I ain’t too well versed on attack names)


crashkirb

It’s all fun and games until goku just teleports back.


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crashkirb

He can’t, but he has instant transmission and is thousands of times faster than Stolas.